Su Xiaomeng bit her chopsticks and stared at Xiao Chen, who was eating rice. She secretly cursed in her heart, damn guy, why didn't you choke to death?
"Su Qing, I never thought that a beautiful CEO like you can cook so deliciously!"
Xiao Chen picked up a piece of food with chopsticks and praised it generously.
"Haha, Xiaomeng likes food, and I also like to cook it for her, so I did some research and signed up for several food classes."
Su Qing smiled and looked at her little sister with doting eyes.
"I'm so lucky to have a sister like you! Hey, Xiao Meng, why are you biting your chopsticks and not eating? Come on, try this shrimp, it's so delicious!" Xiao Chen picked up a few more shrimps while he was talking.
Su Xiaomeng stared at Xiao Chen, "Damn it, you've almost eaten it all, why should I eat a piece of wool?"
At the same time, she felt a little aggrieved. In the past, her sister only cooked delicious food for her, but now there is an annoying guy, which makes her feel like her beloved toy has been taken away!
"Well, this is not bad. Eat more, Xiaomeng. It's the time to grow taller!" After Xiao Chen finished speaking, he glanced at Su Xiaomeng's chest.
"Crack!"
Su Xiaomeng bit off her chopsticks. Damn you bastard. I'm going to buy laxatives tomorrow and make you poop until your anus is broken and blood is all over the floor. Let's see if you still dare to be so arrogant!
After dinner, Su Qing arranged a place for Xiao Chen to stay, a guest room downstairs.
Although she believed in Xiao Chen's character, after all, there were differences between men and women, and it would be better to have a relatively private space.
Su Xiaomeng didn't express any opinion on this matter, because she already had a plan, a plan that would make Xiao Chen get out tomorrow!
Therefore, in her opinion, it didn't matter whether Xiao Chen lived upstairs or downstairs, it was just one night anyway!
After Su Qing arranged for Xiao Chen, she went back to her room to take a shower. She was a little tired after a busy day.
Snapped.
Hearing the sound of the door closing upstairs, Su Xiaomeng, who was watching TV, jumped up. She turned to look at the guest room, sneered a few times, and went upstairs to her room.
"Where are the people?"
Xiao Chen came out of the guest room and looked around. The TV was on, but no one was there.
On TV, a Korean drama was being played. The male protagonist held the heroine's face, looked at each other affectionately, and then started a wet kiss.
"Fuck, it's so naughty, no wonder there are no pure children now, they are all ruined by these Korean dramas!"
Xiao Chen shook his head, changed to 'Animal World', and read it with interest.
About ten minutes later, Su Xiaomeng came down from upstairs. She looked at Xiao Chen who was sitting on the sofa watching TV and curled her lips. Can this guy still enjoy Korean dramas?
But when her eyes moved to the TV screen, she stumbled and almost fell down the stairs!
On the screen, a male lion is riding on a female lion, performing the most primitive action - mating!
The male lion roared while doing this, and from time to time he opened his mouth and bit the female lion's neck, which looked a bit violent!
"You...you are shameless, you actually look at such a thing!"
Su Xiaomeng blushed. She had seen people secretly before, but she had never seen this animal before!
"Huh?" Xiao Chen was stunned, "Ah, you mean the lion, why is this so shameless? Don't you think this shows a kind of primitive wild beauty?"
"Your sister is beautiful!" Su Xiaomeng gritted her teeth. This guy is a complete gangster. We must get rid of him as soon as possible, otherwise... my sister will be in danger!
Xiao Chen shook his head: "Oh, today's children don't know how to appreciate the original beauty. They only know how to watch unnutritious Korean dramas."
"You... a good girl won't fight with gangsters!" Su Xiaomeng said angrily.
"I am a gangster and I am proud!"
"Humph, I'm not going to bullshit you, the light switch in my room is broken, please go up and help me fix it!"
"Really?" Xiao Chen looked at Su Xiaomeng with suspicion.
"Of course it's true, why did I lie to you!"
"..."
"You don't know how to repair switches, do you? You don't even know how to repair switches, how can you be a bodyguard?" Su Xiaomeng said with disdain.
Xiao Chen was speechless. What does being a bodyguard have to do with repairing switches?
"Hurry, the lights can't be turned off, how can I sleep at night?" Su Xiaomeng urged.
"Okay, you go back to your room first, and I'll get the tools."
"Well, the toolbox is in the storage room outside. I'll go up first."
Xiao Chen looked at Su Xiaomeng's back, thought for a while, and went back to the guest room first, then went to get the tools and went upstairs.
After entering the room, Xiao Chen looked around. Su Xiaomeng's room was not as cute as expected. There were only a few dolls on the big bed.
"Um?"
Suddenly, Xiao Chen's eyes suddenly lit up, black lace thong?
"I'm going to wash my face first. Just fix that switch."
When Su Xiaomeng saw that Xiao Chen noticed the thong, she sneered in her heart. The bait had been thrown out, and now it was time to give the fish a chance to eat!
"good."
Su Xiaomeng walked into the bathroom, closed the door, pressed her ears against the door, and listened carefully to what was going on outside.
"You bastard, I will sacrifice a thong to see if you can take the bait! As long as you touch it, you will be finished, huh!"
Su Xiaomeng had a proud look on her face, and she couldn't help but picture the scene outside in her mind - Xiao Chen couldn't help but be tempted, picked up her thong, and put it on the tip of her nose, and then...ahhhh, it was too much
He's so perverted, I can't bear to look at him!
No, no, even though she no longer plans to get that thong, it was still worn by her. If a man really sniffs it, then...
Thinking of this, she couldn't wait any longer, opened the bathroom door, rushed out, and shouted: "You bastard, what are you doing!"
"I'm repairing the switch for you!" Xiao Chen continued to fiddle with the switch with a screwdriver without raising his head.
Su Xiaomeng looked at the scene in front of her and was dumbfounded. Why was it different from what she imagined?
She turned her head and looked at the thong on the bed. It was exactly the same as before, with no trace of movement at all!
"you you……"
Su Xiaomeng gritted her teeth. She wanted to ask loudly, are you a man?
Xiao Chen raised his head and looked at Su Xiaomeng's expression. He smiled secretly in his heart, but his face looked blank: "What's wrong with me?"
Su Xiaomeng took a deep breath and tried to calm down: "It's nothing, has it been fixed?"
"Soon."
A few minutes later, Xiao Chen put away the tools: "It's fixed."
Su Xiaomeng stepped forward and pressed the switch, forcing a smile: "Not bad, it seems that your bodyguard is also of some use!"
"necessary."
Su Xiaomeng opened her arms and said with a smile: "Then let's give you a friendly hug and we can live together peacefully in the future."
"Peaceful coexistence? Okay, okay!" Xiao Chen was very happy and hugged Su Xiaomeng tightly.
"Boy, if I yell now and let my sister see you holding me and acting like a gangster, do you think she will drive you away?" Su Xiaomeng lay next to Xiao Chen's ear and said playfully.
"Playing like a gangster?" Xiao Chen was surprised and shook his head: "Such a pure hug, you actually called it a gangster? Let me show you..."
Just when Su Xiaomeng realized something was wrong, she heard a 'pop' sound, and Xiao Chen's right hand slapped her buttocks and squeezed: "This is called playing hooligan, okay?"
"you wanna die!"
Su Xiaomeng was furious and hit her right knee against Xiao Chen's crotch. This was the first time for her to have her butt touched by a man at such a big age!
Xiao Chen took two steps back and took a breath of cold air: "Young girl, you are so cruel. You want me to cut off my children and grandchildren?"
"If you dare to touch my butt, I will destroy you!"
"Stop! If you do it again, I will tell your sister that I will go to school to protect you!"
"Huh, then I'll tell her, you stay up late at night and come to my room and molest me!"
Xiao Chen pointed to the tool box, feeling slightly proud: "I came here to repair the switch. Do you think your sister will believe you?"
Su Xiaomeng gritted her teeth: "Get out of my room!"
"Okay, I'll get out of here, good night."
When Xiao Chen walked to the door, he paused: "By the way, Xiaomeng, actually I don't think you are suitable for wearing black lace thongs at your age. Hey, kt or Ahri are more suitable for you..." He said
After finishing, he quickly closed the door and ran downstairs.
Su Xiaomeng was stunned, then became furious, grabbed the doll beside the bed, and threw it at the door.
"You bastard, go to hell! Do you really think this lady is easy to bully? I'll tell you to get out tomorrow!"
Su Xiaomeng sneered and took out a small video camera from a hidden corner.
All the scenes have been recorded just now. She only needs to edit the video and keep only the clips of Xiao Chen hugging her and touching her butt, and then give the processed video to her sister. Then... humph
!
But when she turned on the camera, she was dumbfounded. The screen was full of snowflakes and garbled characters, and nothing was recorded...
In the guest room downstairs, Xiao Chen took out an electronic device the size of a mobile phone from his pocket and grinned: "Girl, you are still a little immature. Are you thinking that she is a fake American?"
From the moment Su Xiaomeng called him to go upstairs and fix the switch, he felt something was wrong. Sure enough, as soon as he entered the room, he was trapped every step of the way.
First the G-string, then the camera... one killer move after another!
Fortunately, he was prepared and had her in his pocket.
This is an electronic device specially designed for American agents. It is similar to a recording cutter, but its function is much more powerful than that!
Once her is turned on, no matter what recording or shooting equipment, everything will be interfered with and cannot work properly!
Therefore, he was happy to play with this little girl!
"Hey, I don't know how that little girl will react now. She's probably going to cry?"
Xiao Chen couldn't help but laugh, but when his eyes touched the ring on his left hand, a dim look flashed in his eyes.