Chapter 112: Tiger Pole, Chicken Insect [Please recommend for collection]
"Hahaha..." A burst of hearty laughter came from the Li family's courtyard, and everyone was laughing. Only Xiaoqing, who had a black line on her head, looked at her niece and really didn't know what to say. []
It turns out that Li Feng and the others came back, and Zhang Lan still had a few dishes that he hadn't made yet. Zhang Lan looked at the others and was quite puzzled. What, are you hungry? After saying this, everyone understood. It turned out that it was Xiao Mengmeng who was watching.
There were so many delicious foods, coupled with the growling of hungry stomach, and Zhang Lan casually said that he would wait for a few people to come back for dinner, Mengmeng remembered it in her heart, climbed up the mountain to ask someone to eat, and burst into laughter.
Mengmeng pouted and blinked, looking very innocent. Xiaoqing glared at this girl several times.
"Okay, Xiaoqing, it's okay. Let's eat first. There are only two dishes left." Zhang Lan couldn't bear to see Mengmeng's pitiful expression. It's nothing to do. This doesn't stop Xiaoqing, the child.
, What's the matter? Besides, let's eat early. The second master and a few old people were not too particular. They washed their hands and arranged seats according to their age. Of course, Li Feng was responsible for pouring the wine, and a few girls were doing it with Mengmeng and Lingdang.
There is a small table where the men drink and the girls eat.
There was plenty of wine and tea. A few old buddies, plus a young guy named Li Feng, and a few bottles of local Laolongtan, came and went with their faces red. There was nothing much going on in the afternoon. Li Feng, the youngest among the six, toasted one by one.
I have no choice, I am a junior, and the bamboo building is my own, how can I not toast everyone, each person has three cups, although the wine cup is not big, there are seven or eight taels in this circle, which is still not full.
Li Feng has a good drinking capacity, and his body is getting stronger these days. Although it is no problem to drink more than a kilogram of low-alcohol wine like Lao Longtan, but he drank a little too much this time and was a little dizzy. Fortunately, Li Feng was here.
The mountain is here, you can take a rest. Five leaders, six six six, punching each other like this, tigers and pole insects, talking and laughing loudly, the atmosphere is quite lively, a few old people are in a good mood, what kind of young bees are there nowadays, how can there be such excitement and momentum
Mengmeng and Lingdang, holding small rice bowls, opened their eyes wide and watched Li Shan tapping the tiger, pole, bug, and chicken on the table with chopsticks. They found it very interesting.
"Uncle, the tiger can't catch the chicken, the pheasant will fly away." Mengmeng picked a piece of shredded meat and looked at the Li Shan tiger pressing Uncle Wang's chicken in her mouth. She was a little confused. The chickens in the mountains are pheasants.
, my aunt said that the pheasant flew so high that the tiger was too stupid to catch it.
"This... this tiger caught domestic chickens." Li Feng fainted. He had never thought about this problem. Now he saw Mengmeng blinking at him with big eyes. Li Feng was sweating coldly and stammering. Finally, he
Satisfy the little girl's curiosity.
"Uncle, why can a pole be used to kill tigers? Isn't it Wu Song who can kill tigers?" Mengmeng took a big mouthful of rice while watching a few old people tapping their chopsticks. After a while, there was another problem.
"This pole was used by Uncle Wu Song to hunt tigers." Li Feng rolled his eyes and gave some excuses, which made several girls laugh. Li Feng was depressed. This little girl beats tigers with a pole, tigers eat chickens, and insects dig into the pole.
, the chicken eats the worm, the little girl behind didn't ask. She had seen these two before, and Li Feng secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
"Uncle, why do they call Grandpa Tiger every time?" Mengmeng ate half a bowl of rice and looked at the lively Second Master and others, feeling quite amused.
"This... this uncle really doesn't know." Li Feng was stunned, tapping the table with his chopsticks, using his hands and mouth at the same time to increase the atmosphere. As for why "Tiger Tiger+ wants to come up with something", Li Feng really doesn't understand these things.
ah.
"Oh, uncle doesn't know either." The cute look in his eyes made Li Feng almost climb down. What does that mean? He is not a fairy. Besides, those old immortals don't know. Don't look at me like that.
.Li Feng felt that he was despised by a little baby and was very hurt. He will not talk to this girl next time. It’s true.
In Lijiagang, in addition to the simple tiger pole insect, there is also a complicated one. Li Feng can't remember all of them, but he seems to be devoted to them. Good brothers, three peach gardens, four seasons of wealth, five leaders, six and six smooth, seven clever, eight horses, nine
Links, the whole house is full of people. Young people prefer this way of playing, and the elderly prefer the tiger pole. They light the table with chopsticks, which is very atmospheric. Look at the red faces of the old people. Li Feng is quite excited, but he is a junior and wants to play.
, OK, let’s toast with a cup of wine. Li Feng rested for a while and felt in good condition, so he drank four cups of wine in a row.
As for Li Shan, Li Feng didn't dare. He accompanied Uncle Wang, Uncle Lin, and Uncle Wang. Each of them played three games. I don't know if it was luck or something. He only lost one game out of nine games, but he won three games. But
I need to bring a wine cup, but I have to drink from three wine cups.
"Xiaobao, let's play some boxing." The second master's eyes were bright. This kid was so good at playing the game. As for punching, Li Feng was not afraid of it.
"Fifth Chief." "Six Six Six" "Haha, Second Master, I'll be embarrassed if you let me do it again." Li Feng got an advantage and acted like a good boy. Second Master lost the first two games of the three games. Of course Li Feng was proud of it.
Seeing myself clearing the level and only drinking four glasses of wine, I couldn’t be more proud of myself.
"You kid, okay." The second master raised his head and drank the wine cup slowly. Li Feng smiled and drank the wine cup, and it was the last game. "Eight horses." "Four Seasons Cai." "Hahaha, Er.
Master, I drank this wine." Li Feng drank the wine happily. He stretched out his palms and counted five. The second master's Four Seasons Wealth made a sign of three and he won again.
"This kid, forget it, bully us old people, no, you will be fined three drinks." Several old people drank a lot, their faces were red, looking at Li Feng being so proud, they didn't dare, they were making trouble like children. Li Feng was depressed
, I had no choice but to drink the three wine cups again. This time Li Feng learned his lesson and was very careful, secretly ordering less wine. Even if the three wine cups were full, there wouldn’t even be one or two. You old people are allowed to cheat, are you the juniors who are cheating and cheating?
The meal lasted for two or three hours. At the end of the meal, Li Feng felt dizzy. He lay on the bed and fell asleep. He didn't wake up until evening. The six of them drank more than six kilograms. He drank a lot.
I weighed a lot and was really drunk. I got a basin of cold water, washed my face, and felt comfortable. When I walked out of the yard, the sun was already setting.
Li Feng stretched his waist and saw that his mother was not at home. He should be cooking at this time. As for his father, he was much drunker than him today. He might not have woken up yet. He thought that his mother would not be at Taolin's place.
Let's go. Li Feng walked along the gravel road and walked across the stone bridge. The water flowed by under the bridge. You can see several meat skewers swimming below. This water really flows from the small pool next to Li Feng's peach forest yard.
The pure spring water on the mountain is so clear that it has the smell of flowing water from a small bridge.
"Maoqiu, don't make trouble." Li Feng just walked into the peach forest and the furball playing in the peach tree jumped on Li Feng's shoulders and pulled Li Feng's hair. This little guy was very noisy. "Where is Shining?" Li Feng looked at the people from the peach tree.
Under the peach tree, a little head is exposed. This little Twinkle is still so afraid of people, but it’s okay, a noisy hair ball is already giving people a headache.
"Okay, I didn't bring anything to eat." Li Feng turned his pocket over and showed Maoqiu that this little thing would eat every time he saw him. Really, I'm not your mobile granary.
"Zhizhi." He yelled at Li Feng with a look of hatred. Li Feng was stunned, you little thing. "Mengmeng, come quickly, Maoqiu is looking for you."
"Ah, uncle, where is Furball?" Mengmeng ran over quickly, dragging Little Baibai, the poor pig with chicken feet, in his hand.
"Where did he go? He ran away." Li Feng turned around and looked at the peach tree, where there was still the shadow of the fur ball.
"Humph, Furball kidnapped Twinkle and ran away. When I came back, I didn't teach her a lesson. She fell in love at such a young age." Mengmeng said it like a mother whose daughter was tricked into eloping. This girl was sweating coldly. Li Feng was really shocked.
I don't know what to say.
"Mengmeng, do you know what puppy love is?" Li Feng's forehead was covered with black lines. Parents don't know whether to be happy or to have a headache with such a child.
"Of course I know. Mengmeng having a boyfriend is called early love, and uncle having a girlfriend is called late love." Mengmeng raised her little head and looked at Li Feng, but she knew everything.
"This is not late love." Li Feng was depressed, why did he fall in late love? Isn't this contempt for people? Forget it, we can't discuss this issue with this girl, otherwise he might vomit blood.
"By the way, has Mengmeng seen Grandma Zhang?" Li Feng wanted to ask Zhang Lan if he was here and why he hasn't made dinner yet. If there is anything else, he can do it himself.
"Oh, grandma went to catch the big white goose." Mengmeng pulled Li Feng, blinked her big eyes, and tugged on the hem of Li Feng's clothes. "Uncle, can you teach me how to box?"
Li Feng was stunned. He said it last time. It seemed that there was an old goose in the fifth uncle's family. He didn't say he wouldn't buy it. What happened? Li Feng shook his head. As for the little girl who said she wanted to learn boxing, Li Feng beat her to death.
He didn't dare to teach her. If Xiaoqing knew about it, how would he explain it? Not to mention that her parents came over a few days ago and saw their daughter fighting with a group of little kids. Li Feng could still think of that scene, with a few
Li Feng picked up a bottle of "wine", yelled and made gestures, and Li Feng shook his head.
"No, children can't learn. How about letting Bell play with you with a water gun, picking up stones, and kicking shuttlecocks." Li Feng looked at Meng Meng who was pretending to be pitiful and wiping her eyes. He thought to himself, if I taught you how to teach you, you would be the one wiping tears.
Me.
"No, I want to learn, I want to learn, uncle, teach me. Otherwise, people will call you weird uncle every day." How could Mengmeng give up so easily? She pulled Li Feng and refused to let go. She was absolutely proficient in the shaking kung fu.
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"Okay, let me teach you. Don't blame uncle if you can't learn." Li Feng sighed. Forget it this time, boxing is so difficult. No matter how smart Mengmeng is, he is only five years old. Besides, he was forced
.I just hope that the scene I imagined will not happen.
"Wow, I'm going to learn boxing. Sister Lingdang, come here. Uncle is teaching us how to box." This scream was too loud. Li Feng looked at not only Lingdang but also Xiaoqing and the other girls who came out, and looked at Meng again.
Meng kept retreating.
"Haha, I drank too much and I'm not sober. I'm going to wash my face again." Li Feng laughed sarcastically, and he noticed that Xiaoqing was pulling Mengmeng to spank her. This made Li Feng look.
A few snickering girls fainted.
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Boxing is done with the cooperation of mouth and hands. Two people face each other. Whoever shouts a number that matches the number of fingers extended by the two people will win. The specific key points are: 1. Extend your fingers and shout the number at the same time;
2. The number shouted out must be a number above the number on the stretched out finger and a number within the sum of 5. For example: if 3 fingers are stretched out, the number must be shouted out including a number above 3 and below 8;
If you extend 5 fingers, you can shout a number including 5 or more and less than 10. Otherwise, you will miss the punch. If you do not extend your fingers, you can shout a number between 0 and 5. 3. When you first learn to punch, you usually just shout the number. Once you are familiar with it, you can shout the number.
You can enrich some expressions and become part of the wine culture. For example: 0 - neither stretch nor stretch; 1 - I respect you one, and respect you wholeheartedly; 2 - two brothers are good, two people are good; 3 - Taoyuan three,
Three knots; 4 - four reds, good fortune in all seasons; 5 - five chiefs, five blessings; 6 - six and six fortunes; 7 - coincidence to seven; 8 - hair and hair; 9 - drink quickly
; 10 - perfect, etc. This is basically the case for general boxing.
