Seeing that Yang Jun promised not to pursue joint and several liability, Yi Zhonghai calmed down his emotions and said slowly,
"This matter started thirty-five years ago..."
Later, Yi Zhonghai told everyone a bloody story that happened a long time ago. The content of the story is nothing more than the old-fashioned story about the food and sex of men and women in the world.
At that time, Lao Jia had just died, and Zhang Cuihua couldn't bear the loneliness, so she soon hooked up with Yi Zhonghai. Thunder God met Dian Mu, and the crystallization of love was stirred up. That's when Zhang Cuihua secretly became pregnant with Jia Dongxu.
, later the deaf old lady discovered this, scolded them, and then warned them not to act recklessly in the future.
It is unknown whether the two of them hooked up again later.
Before Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, Jia Zhang jumped up and interrupted,
"Yi Juehu, you are talking nonsense. Dongxu is my and Lao Jia's child. I admit that I was with you once, but Dongxu can never be your child."
The second uncle: "Hey, sister-in-law, you and Lao Jia are deeply in love. Even now, you are still protecting your old Jia. Tsk tsk, if you really love each other so much, why did you give it to Lao Jia in the first place?
Is Jia a cuckold?”
"I...I...I was drunk that night. It was Yi Juehu who forced me."
The third uncle immediately took it and asked: "Since it was forced at the time, did you report the crime afterwards?"
"I..." Jia Zhang hesitated and was speechless.
The third uncle continued: "Oh, it seems that you volunteered?"
Jia Zhang: "Whether it is forced or voluntary, this does not prove that Dongxu is a child of Yi Juehu. Anyway, Dongxu is the son of our old Jia family."
Hearing this, the deaf old lady stood up, walked tremblingly to Zhang Cuihua, pointed at her with the crutch in her hand and cursed,
"You damn girl, you're still so stubborn now. Your little Jia died in February of the first year, and you gave birth to Dongxu in March of the following year. How dare you say that Dongxu's child is your old Jia's child?"
Seed?"
The deaf old lady's words were like a thunderbolt in the courtyard, and the secret was like a drop of cold water dropped into a frying pan, boiling instantly.
Everyone was in high spirits and enthusiastically discussing this melon that was bigger than the sky.
Lao Jia died in February, and Jia Zhang gave birth to Jia Dongxu in March of the following year. If Jia Dongxu was really Lao Jia's son, wouldn't he have been in his mother's womb for thirteen months?
As the saying goes: Pregnancy lasts ten months.
What the hell are these thirteen months?
As long as you are not a fool and think with your toes, you will know that Jia Dongxu is not Lao Jia's son. It must be Zhang Cuihua who steals men behind Lao Jia's back and violates the rules of women.
Gee, this melon is so big, I’m afraid even the two hundred or two people in the yard can’t finish it.
Silly Zhu rolled his eyes, tilted his head and asked: "Old lady, you may have remembered it wrong. Maybe Dongxu is the reincarnation of Nezha, and he has to stay in his mother's belly for three years."
The deaf old lady was so angry that she hit the fool and rolled her eyes: "My dear grandson, I think you are a freak who stayed in your mother's womb for thirteen months. No wonder you gave birth to such a fool."
"Hehe!" Silly Zhu scratched his head and smiled stupidly.
How could Xu Damao next to him miss this opportunity to mock Silly Zhu?
"Si Zhu, it turns out you stayed in your mother's womb for thirteen months. No wonder you are called Si Zhu. Haha."
Silly Zhu: "Sun thief, are you itchy? You have time to care about your Lord Zhu's affairs, why not go home and study how to make hens lay eggs."
Xu Damao: "Silly Zhu, you are the rooster that doesn't lay eggs."
Lou Xiao'e: "Silly Zhu, you bastard..."
Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e have been married for several years, but they have never had children, which has become an unspeakable pain between them. Every time Sha Zhu quarrels with Xu Damao, he always ridicules them for not having children.
And Xu Damao always mocked Silly Zhu for not having a hen and not even being qualified to lay eggs. Now that Silly Zhu and Teacher Ran are married, Xu Damao can't find any reason to arrange him.
Facing the angry Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e, Shazhu was not afraid of them at all.
"Sun thief, your Master Zhu also has a wife. Do you believe that I will give you an uncle this time next year?"
"You silly fool, your Master Mao is not done with you."
Don't look at Xu Damao's fuss, but he was really frightened when faced with the powerful and powerful Siheyuan God of War. Ever since he was young, he had never taken advantage of him. Every time he got into a fight, Silly Zhu was stunned and went straight to say hello to him.
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Sometimes Xu Damao also wonders whether the reason why he can't have children is because that guy was kicked by a fool.
"Okay, okay, everyone, please be quiet. Now I'd like to invite you to speak."
The second uncle saw that there was noisy underground, so he slapped the table several times to calm the crowd down.
Yang Jun thought for a moment and then stood up.
"Since both Yi Zhonghai and Zhang Cuihua have admitted to engaging in promiscuous relations between men and women, let's discuss how to deal with them."
Afterwards, discussions began in the courtyard, and everyone speculated on how the three uncles were going to deal with Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang.
Second uncle: "This matter is extremely bad in nature. I suggest handing it over directly to the police station."
Third uncle: "After all, it happened before, I think it's better to resolve it in the yard."
The second uncle: "I said, Lao Yan, you are still a people's teacher, but your consciousness is so low. This matter must be severely punished. If you let it go lightly, everyone will follow suit in the future, and there will be chaos in the yard."
The third uncle: "Old Liu, this matter is not big or small. After all, it involves two families. If we don't handle it carefully, it may involve several people."
Yang Jun was thinking about how to deal with Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang.
Yi Zhonghai was treated so badly. If it happens again like before, he may be driven to the point of jumping over the wall. He may break the pot and take revenge on his family, so he knows that he must be nailed to death this time.
Don't give him a chance to make a comeback.
As for Jia Zhang, that shrew who is not very bright, just send him back to the countryside.
When Yang Jun looked at the deaf old lady, her eyes were full of begging. How she hoped that Yang Jun could bypass Yi Zhonghai and at least save him from death.
The crime of theft plus the crime of indiscriminate relations between men and women, the combined punishment of several crimes is enough for Yi Zhonghai to eat peanuts. If Yang Jun insists on holding on to this matter, Yi Zhonghai will definitely die.
"In view of Yi Zhonghai's previous crime of theft and the current crime of indiscriminate relations between men and women, this has exceeded the authority of the elders in our courtyard, so I suggest that they be handed over to the street office."
Yang Jun weighed it up before making this decision.
In fact, as the uncle in the yard, he really has no right to handle such a big matter. It's not that he wants to let Yi Zhonghai go. He knows that if this matter is handed over to the sub-district office, the sub-district office will definitely impose heavier penalties.
Instead of giving a light punishment in the yard, it is better to let the street office handle it according to the national law.
