No matter who sees her, she has to call her mother.
Of course, this is a joke, she can't just call her mother after meeting her.
The word "mother" has evolved so far that it has surpassed the title of mother and seems to be linked to a certain symbolic meaning.
For example, gentle, virtuous, kind, etc.
Eleven Niang sounds more classical, and it is a very connotative name.
The birth of Eleven Niang brought a lot of joy and laughter to the family.
Yang Jun rarely goes to lie down by the river now. When he returns to the backyard after work, the first thing he does is to hug Eleven Niang.
As her name suggests, the eleventh lady is very sensible. She never cries or makes a fuss. She opens her eyes to nurse every day and closes her eyes to sleep. Apart from these two things, she does nothing.
The whole family dotes on the youngest child. Meng Wenya, Huang Yani and the others also like this child very much. Whenever they have time, they come to Yi Qiushui's place to play.
Not long after such good times, another happy event happened in the family.
Yang Qingxiang successfully gave birth to a baby boy.
Yang Qingxiang also loved this little son very much and took the initiative to name the child "Twelve Lang".
"No, boys are the root of the Yang family, so they must be ranked according to the character '成'."
When Yang Jun heard this, he immediately denied it.
"husband……"
Yang Qingxiang looked at Yang Jun with a pleading look.
"It's no use calling me daddy. It won't work if I say no."
Yang Jun said: "Girls are fine, boys can't say anything."
Yi Qiushui sat aside with her child in her arms. Seeing tears in Yang Qingxiang's eyes, she came over and patted Yang Jun.
"What's your name, Dad? I want you to call me in private."
Yi Qiushui's words made everyone laugh.
Meng Wenya and the others covered their mouths and blushed in embarrassment.
Who among them has never called Yang Jun daddy in private?
However, once this is said publicly, it becomes a joke.
"Why are you laughing? Be serious."
After Yi Qiushui finished speaking, she turned back to Yang Jun and said, "Well, Old Yang, it's rare for Sister Qingxiang to make a request, so why not just satisfy her? After all, she has never made any request in all these years."
"That's right." Yang Qingxiang whispered.
For so many years, it can be said that she has always been loyal to Yang Jun and has never contradicted him.
I finally made a request this time, and I hope Yang Jun can agree.
"no……"
Before Yang Jun could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Yi Qiushui raising his hand.
"Don't be impatient, just listen to me."
Yi Qiushui said: "How about this? You name the child according to his seniority, and how about calling him Twelve Lang as his nickname?"
"Okay, great, I agree."
As soon as Yi Qiushui finished speaking, Yang Qingxiang raised her hand to express her agreement.
"Yes, Lao Yang, just agree to it."
"That's right, I think it's good that the first name is the father and the nickname is the mother."
Several other women echoed.
When Yang Jun heard this, he rolled his eyes.
"Okay, whatever you want."
"Thank you, Lao Yang."
Regardless of the pain of just giving birth, Yang Qingxiang endured her physical discomfort and kissed Yang Jun.
"Okay, you are already like this and you are still not honest."
Yang Jun lovingly helped her lie down and covered her with the quilt.
"It's annoying, and it takes advantage of others."
Yang Qingxiang's face turned red with embarrassment.
"You obviously took advantage of me."
Yang Jun straightened up and said with a smile: "The child's nickname is Twelve Lang, and his big name... is Yang Chenglang."
"Oh, that sounds awful."
As soon as Yang Jun finished speaking, he was opposed by everyone.
"What's going on again? Don't push yourself too far."
Huang Yani smiled and said: Lao Yang, you have a good taste, Yang Chenglang, raise a wolf...
Yang Jun recited it several times and suddenly realized something was wrong.
"Hey, don't really develop a white-eyed wolf."
Yang Jun shook his head and said: "No, no, this name is unlucky."
"Well... let's call her Yang Chengren."
"It's a good name. It's not benevolent but it's righteous. It's very good. In addition, it echoes the names of Yang Chengdao and Yang Chengcai."
This name was unanimously recognized by everyone.
Yi Qiushui also joked that the name Yang Chengyi was planned to be passed down to her three children.
Afterwards, everyone began to chatter about the child's full moon drinking.
Yang Jun has no plans to deal with his child's full-moon wine.
With so many children in the family, we can’t hold a full-moon bar for every child.
Of course, considering his own influence, Yang Jun decided not to do it.
However, we still held a few banquets for my family to celebrate.
…
Time passed like water.
In the blink of an eye, the weather became warmer.
In addition to going to Diaoyutai to lie down every day, Yang Jun also takes care of his children when he has nothing to do.
The days tend to be dull, and it is also time to find endless happiness in the dull life.
Since having a child, Yang Jun has become more like a mother-in-law.
Parents always prefer the youngest child in the family.
In the past, Yang Chengxun was the youngest child in the family, and it could be said that he had all the love and affection from the whole family. However, since the birth of the eleventh mother and the twelve sons, the whole family's focus has been on the two young children.
On this day, Yang Jun was fishing at Diaoyutai.
"Hey, I have been the commander of the Air Force for year after year. When will it be over?"
Yang Jun lay on a wicker chair, looking up to the sky and roaring.
His self-confidence was eroded day after day, year after year.
Now he no longer has any hope of fishing.
"Haha, if you don't hang bait when fishing, Jiang Ziya will have no solution even if he comes."
Sun Zhaocai said angrily from the side.
"Nonsense, Jiang Ziya only fishes with a straight hook, and he doesn't have bait," Ding Erzhu corrected.
"You're the one farting."
Sun Zhaocai frowned and said, "Can Uncle Yang compete with Jiang Ziya? Besides, he is a well-known man who makes a living. He has thousands of troops under his command, not even the commander of the air force."
"Was there an air force at that time?" Silly Zhu followed his neck and asked.
Seeing the blushing faces of those two guys, Yang Jun felt his head hurt.
He just sighed that he actually provoked these two idiots.
Seeing the two of them arguing endlessly, Yang Jun couldn't help but said.
"You two guys, get away from me."
Sun Zhaocai and Ding Erzhu burst out laughing when they heard this.
"Uncle Yang, why don't we just raise ducks? It's okay to be an army commander." Sun Zhaocai said.
Yang Jun rolled his eyes: "I think you deserve a beating."
"Hey, I'm telling the truth. Raising fish is really not as good as raising ducks."
"I'm serious too. Believe it or not, I'll slap you."
"hey-hey."
Those two idiots laughed happily.
After finally finishing the two thousand ducks, it’s time to eat the crabs.
The crabs bundled into palm-sized pieces were made one after another, making Yang Jun's eyelids twitch.
The piles of shrimp arms and crab legs piled up on the ground were terrifying to look at.
"Haha, you two did not live in this world in vain."
Yang Jun said with a smile: "Others make money by spending time drinking and playing with women, but it's better for you two to eat it all."
Hearing this, Ding Erzhu smacked the crab legs in his hand and muttered in a low voice: "Who doesn't want to live in debauchery? My mother-in-law won't let me discipline her."
When Sun Zhaocai heard this, he immediately refused.
"I said Silly Zhu, is it appropriate to say this in front of my brother-in-law?"
"What did I say? Why are you so impatient."
Silly Zhu frowned and said, "I only talked about having fun and having a good time, but I didn't talk about playing with women."
"Hey, you still want to play with women? Believe it or not, I'll whip you?"
"Did I say I was playing with women?" Silly Zhu said, scratching his head.
When Yang Jun saw this, he held his forehead and was speechless.
These two guys can't meet each other. Once they do, they won't be able to stop talking.
Either on the way to eat or quarreling, there was no idle moment.
"Shut up, you two idiots."
Yang Jun waved his hands feebly and said, "Wouldn't it be better to quietly be a good-looking foodie?"
When Sun Zhaocai Silly Zhu heard this, his lips remained silent and he gnawed the big crab quietly.
"Crack, bang."
The sound of big crabs eating made Yang Jun unable to sleep.
"You two idiots, please stay away, you are annoying me."
After hearing this, the two of them patted their butts, tidied up, and then went to the pavilion over there.
Without the noise from those two guys, Yang Jun quickly fell asleep.
Just when he was about to drift off to sleep, he suddenly felt something fleshy and soft crawling on his body.
He suddenly opened his eyes, and it turned out to be his little girl Shi Yi Niang.
"Oh, my little baby, you finally found your father?"
Yang Jun took Eleven Years from Yi Qiushui's arms and placed it on his belly.
From birth to now, the little girl has slept twenty-four hours a day, at least twenty-two hours.
No, just a few days ago, Yi Qiushui took her out just after the full moon ceremony.
"Hey, I see Eleven Niang is in good spirits today, so I brought her here for you to take a look at."
Yi Qiushui said as she sat on the small stool next to her.
When I saw cherry tomatoes on the small table, my throat twitched, and the sound of saliva could be heard on the other side of the river.
Yang Jun saw this and said with a smile: "Try one. It's okay to eat less."
Breast-feeding women cannot eat cold things, especially fruits. Once they eat them, the baby will have a stomachache.
Therefore, Yi Qiushui has been controlling her diet for more than a month.
For her who loves to eat fruits, there is nothing more painful than this.
When Yi Qiushui heard this, she felt a little moved.
He moved his hand around the bowl, then picked up a smaller cherry tomato and put it in his mouth.
Bai Te lightly bit it, and a sweet juice filled his mouth.
Yi Qiushui frowned, then quickly spit out the cherry tomatoes in her mouth.
"Forget it, let's not eat it, lest the child suffer the consequences."
Yi Qiushui looked at the cherry tomatoes in the bowl angrily, looking disappointed.
"hehe."
When Yang Jun saw this, he laughed happily.
Yi Qiushui raised her pink fist and danced wildly.
"It's all your fault. If I hadn't given birth to your child, would I have had to suffer like this?"
Yang Jun smiled and said: "Then are you going to have a third child?"
"No……"
Yi Qiushui thought for a moment and said, "Of course I have to give birth, and I won't give up until I have a boy."
"As for that? If you don't have enlightenment, why do you still have to give birth to a boy?"
When Yi Qiushui heard this, the look in her eyes kept flashing.
"You don't understand, I must give birth to a boy."
When Yang Jun heard this, he smiled bitterly and shook his head.
Could he not understand Yi Qiushui's inner thoughts at this moment? Isn't it just for that little family fortune?
In fact, he didn't think it was necessary at all.
According to his current wealth, let alone a dozen children, even if it is a hundred children, the property will be divided equally among them, and everyone will be the richest man.
It's just that if people's hearts are not enough, there will be no end.
Yi Qiushui only thought that by giving birth to more boys, she would be able to share more of the family property.
She is not the only woman in Yang Jun, other women have also given birth to many children for him. In the future, the Yang family's property will be divided, and whoever has more children will take advantage.
So, this is why women want to have children.
"Hey, whatever you want."
Yang Jun said there was nothing he could do about it.
It is a good thing for a woman to want to have children, and he is eager to do so.
"By the way, hubby, Twelve Lang will be one month old soon, do you still plan to give him a full moon party?" Yi Qiushui asked.
"No way."
Yang Jun said: "If Eleven Niang can't do anything, there is no need for him."
Legally speaking, Eleventh Mother is the legitimate daughter and Twelfth Son is the concubine. Their identities are different.
Eleven Niang, the legitimate daughter, didn't even hold a full moon banquet, let alone Twelve Lang, the concubine.
"It's better not to do it, so as not to make people jealous."
Yi Qiushui changed her voice and said, "However, Sister Qingxiang risked her life to give you a child, so you have to express your feelings."
"I know." Yang Jun teased the child and said, "Just like Eleven Niang, just set up a few tables at home and celebrate by yourself."
"This is not enough."
Yi Qiushui said: "Now that there are more and more children, some problems must be faced and some things must be put on the agenda. As a father, you also need to prepare some gifts for your children."
"yes."
Yang Jun sighed: "Children grow up so fast."
After saying that, Yang Jun thought for a moment and then said: "Give each child some property. It will also be a guarantee for the future."
"I think so too," Yi Qiushui said.
"I'll let people divide the property later to give them some consideration."
Yang Jun nodded and said, "I'll do whatever you want."
As soon as he finished speaking, Yang Jun saw Eleven Niang's eyelids drooped, listless, and looking like she was sleeping.
"Is the child going to sleep?" Yang Jun asked quickly.
"Well, it's almost time."
Yi Qiushui took the child from his hand, hugged her and gave her a comfortable position.
As soon as the child was in her arms, he quickly fell asleep.
"Okay, you can continue to be your air force commander, I will take the children back first." Yi Qiushui said.
"Hey, what do you mean by this? What does Air Force Commander mean?"
Yang Jun said dissatisfied.
Now, anyone can say that he is the commander of the Air Force.
If I couldn't catch fish before, I would be forgiven.
However, after so many years, we still can't catch a fish, which means there is a problem.
"Okay, you're not the Air Force Commander, right? I'll wait for you to come home from fishing and make soup that night."
"Don't push me, I think... the fish soup is not as delicious as I imagined."
"laugh!"
"You look down on people, don't you?"
Yi Qiushui didn't look back, hugged the child and left.
After she left, Yang Jun looked at the calm water, and the wrinkles on his forehead could pinch mosquitoes.
The title of Commander of the Air Force may sound lofty, but in fact it is closely related to whether this man is good or not.
Yang Jun didn't want to leave such an impression on women.
So, he turned his head and shouted in the direction of the pavilion,
