Chapter 1,237: Preaching, accepting karma and solving doubts
"The dog's epilepsy is crazy."
As soon as Wang Erwa entered the door, she cursed from a distance: "I'm here to see you, why don't you say go out to greet me, how polite are you?"
When Yang Jun heard this, he lay down directly from where he was sitting.
"Haha, Wu Dalang, who are you?"
"What is your identity? How dare I welcome you personally?"
"I am your father." Wang Erwa laughed and cursed.
"I don't have a son as old as you." Yang Jun said tit for tat.
In this world, only Wang Erwa dares to make such a joke with Yang Jun. It is impossible for other people to be equal, let alone make such a joke.
Wang Erwa is a few years older than Yang Jun. First, they are brothers who have died. There is no psychological burden at all in making such a joke. Even if Yang Jun's position is getting higher and higher, the joke will still be made.
"I'll kick you to death."
Seeing Yang Jun lying motionless on the wicker chair, Wang Erwa felt that the opportunity had come. She jumped up and down with lightning speed, preparing to push Yang Jun to the point of blasting him, but when he was about to rush to Yang Jun
When he was next to him, his eyes suddenly blurred, and Yang Jun suddenly disappeared.
He had a bad heart, he suddenly stopped and broke out in a cold sweat.
Looking back, he saw Yang Jun standing behind him with his hands behind his back and a smile.
He was just a little bit close to being able to pin Yang Jun to the ground, but he just couldn't succeed.
Wang Erwa looked at him in horror.
"Lao Yang, you...how did you do it?"
If it hadn't been for broad daylight, he would have thought he had encountered a ghost.
If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed that Yang Jun could disappear out of thin air and even appear incredibly behind him.
If the relationship between the two was hostile, he would have died long ago.
"Want to know?"
Yang Jun looked at him with a smile and teased: "Call me daddy and I'll tell you."
"Your uncle's."
Of course, it is impossible for Wang Erwa to call him dad because of this matter. If she does, Yang Jun will have the leverage in the future. He does not want to recognize such a father for the rest of his life.
"I don't care if you like to talk or not."
After saying that, Wang Erwa lay directly on Yang Jun's wicker chair.
Crossing his legs, he said to Luo Xiaojun next to him: "You have such a lack of eyesight, why don't you get me a glass of water?"
When Miss Luo heard this, she just smiled.
He has long been used to the banter between the two. Only Wang Erwa in the world dares to make such a joke with Yang Jun. If it were anyone else, the grass would have grown several times on their graves.
However, he also hopes that Wang Erwa can call Yang Jun daddy. After all, he also wants to know how Yang Jun suddenly disappeared and how he suddenly appeared behind Wang Erwa. Although he was here just now, he was stunned.
He didn't see clearly how Yang Jun disappeared and something happened. He also wanted to know the answer, but he definitely didn't have the guts to ask such a question. Now Wang Erwa didn't want to ask, so it seemed that this secret would always be kept.
It's a secret.
Luo Xiaojun didn't say anything, smiled, poured a cup of tea and handed it to him.
"Mr. Wang, please have some tea."
Wang Erwa took it and took a sip.
"Well, it tastes delicious. This cup of tea was originally supposed to be given to me by your son, but I didn't expect you to take his place today."
Luo Xiaojun smiled and said: "I haven't thanked Mr. Wang for coming to my son's wedding. Today I'll give you a cup of wine instead of tea."
After saying that, he poured himself a glass and toasted to Wang Erwa.
"Um... You can't deal with this wine like this. Of course you have to drink real wine for such a big happy event."
Wang Erwa waved her hand and said to Yang Jun: "You damn old Yang, I'm here in person, and you don't want to fill the banquet with me."
When Yang Jun heard this, he rolled his eyes.
"Are you big-faced?"
"Hey, you old Yang..."
Luo Xiaojun saw that the two of them were arguing again, so he quickly smoothed things over.
"Mr. Wang, don't worry. When my uncle heard that you were coming, he had people prepare a banquet as soon as possible."
"Oh, really?"
I heard that Yang Jun had asked people to prepare a banquet early in the morning, and Wang Erwa finally regained her sense of presence.
"You, Lao Yang, are sensible."
After a while, a group of nannies came over with trays in their hands.
First, the teapot and cups on the small table were put aside, and then the wine and food were placed.
The food and drinks are not rich, they are all dishes for drinking, including a plate of fried peanuts, a dish of soy sauce beef, and two hot stir-fries, four dishes.
When the three of them saw that the food and wine had been served, they sat down around the table.
Luo Xiaojun first filled up the wine glass, then held the wine glass and said to Yang Jun and Wang Erwa,
"Uncle Master, Mr. Wang, I would like to lend you flowers to offer to Buddha today. Thank you for taking care of and favoring my son. This glass of wine is not a sign of respect, so here's to you two."
When Yang Jun and Wang Erwa saw this, they raised their glasses one after another.
"Xiaojun, I wish the young couple a happy marriage and a son soon." Yang Jun.
"Well, and I, I wish them a long and lasting relationship," Wang Erwa agreed.
"Thank you both."
The three of them raised their glasses and drank it all in one gulp.
Luo Xiaojun put down his wine glass, stood up and said to Wang Erwa: "Mr. Wang, let's go here today. I will set up a table to thank you two another day."
"I have something else to do, so I won't accompany you two."
Luo Xiaojun is a very discerning person. If it hadn't been for his son's business today, he wouldn't be qualified to sit at the same table with Wang Erwa and Yang Jun to drink. However, when others give him face, he can't push his nose in the face. He should be careful.
The rules still need to be followed.
"Hey, what's going on, you're just trying to escape after drinking a glass of wine? No, you have to drink three glasses." Wang Erwa shouted.
Luo Xiaojun is Yang Jun's subordinate, but not his subordinate. He currently has no official position and no position, so he cannot take all this for granted. He still understands the ways of the world.
"Mr. Wang, it's not that I want to escape drinking, but that something really matters. My uncle has told me something very important, and I can't delay it for a moment."
After saying that, Luo Xiaojun looked at Yang Jun for help.
Seeing this, Yang Jun said: "Okay, Lao Wang, let Xiao Jun go and do his work. He won't feel comfortable staying here. I'll drink with you."
In fact, Yang Jun did not give him any tasks at all. He mainly wanted to take care of Luo Xiaojun's feelings. Even if he stayed, he would be uncomfortable.
Upon hearing this, Luo Xiaojun cast a grateful look at Yang Jun.
"Uncle Master, Mr. Wang, you guys drink, I'll go and get busy first."
"Okay, let's drink alone later," Wang Erwa said.
"Okay."
Luo Xiaojun responded before leaving.
After he left, Yang Jun and Wang Erwa felt much more relaxed.
Not only Luo Xiaojun was embarrassed, Yang Jun and Wang Erwa were also embarrassed.
After all, we are not on the same level, so no one would feel comfortable if they were forced to sit at the same table.
"Hey, Xiaojun is a good person. Why don't I have such a capable subordinate?" Wang Erwa sighed.
When Yang Jun heard this, he rolled his eyes at him.
"Why, do you regret resigning now?"
"No matter how I tried to persuade you, you just didn't listen."
"It's too late. There is no regret medicine for you now."
When Wang Erwa heard this, she did not refute for the first time.
He sighed longly: "If God can give me another chance..."
"Would you choose to have power over beauty?" Yang Jun sneered.
Wang Erwa ignored him, but raised her head 45 degrees and looked at the sky, murmuring: "If God can give me another chance, I will still say to her... I love you, if I have to give
If there is a time limit for this love, let it be ten thousand years."
"Uh... ugh..."
Yang Jun bent over and kept vomiting.
"Wocao, Lao Wang, you are so disgusting. You are already over fifty years old, why are you still acting like a gangster?"
"Have you watched too many TV series?"
When Wang Erwa heard this, she didn't blush at all. Instead, she said shamelessly: "Hey, I've been talking too much, and it's all tears."
Yang Jun was already used to his shamelessness. When he saw this, he asked, "Why, are you having trouble with Linda?"
It can be seen that Lao Wang has something to ask him today. After laying the groundwork for so long, it is time to get to the point.
"Don't mention it, it's not just a quarrel, it's a full-on martial arts show."
"Oh, so serious?" Yang Jun looked at him with a smile and asked in a teasing tone: "When you two fight, who loses and who wins, are you down there or is she down there?"
"Sir, I'm upset right now. Can you say something nice to comfort me?" Wang Erwa rolled her eyes.
"Haha, nothing excites me more than hearing this." Yang Jun laughed.
Wang Erwa did not refute and gave him a big hygiene ball.
"Come on, Lao Wang, tell me why you two are at odds with each other. It will make me happy if you tell me." Yang Jun looked at him with gloating.
Wang Erwa has long been invulnerable to this. Even if the two of them talk about serious business, they will use weapons and sticks. He has long been used to this.
"It's nothing, just..."
"Isn't it that day at Mu Sheng's villa? Mu Sheng forcibly gave me a girl. I don't know how Linda found out about it later, so she started a fight with me."
"Stop, stop, stop." Yang Jun interrupted him and said: "Don't put money in your face. What do you mean by force? There was no one more active and excited than you in the draft that day. You were the second pick."
, are you still not happy?"
After Wang Erwa heard this, she didn't feel blushing at all, but she said shamelessly: "It was originally a forced gift. I was put there in front of so many brothers that day. If I didn't choose one, what would they think of me?
"
"Wocao, Lao Wang, can you please have some face?"
Yang Jun curled his lips and said: "You are already in your fifties, so it is understandable that you can't do it. You have to show off, okay?"
"Besides, if Lao Ji doesn't choose him, why won't others digest him?"
"Can Lao Ji and I be the same?" Wang Erwa said, squeezing her neck: "He is in his seventies, and I am only in my early fifties. To him, I am still a hot and fresh young man."
"Fuck you uncle, if you are a fresh and hot young man, who am I?"
Yang Jun pointed to his immortal face and said, "Isn't I a little fresh meat?"
"Yes, Lao Yang, I'm also confused. Why doesn't your face look older after all these years?"
Wang Erwa looked at Yang Jun's face carefully, and then continued: "And why did you suddenly disappear just now, and how did you suddenly appear behind me?"
"I want you to take care of it?"
Naturally, Yang Jun would not tell him this secret, no matter how strong the brotherhood was, he could not tell him.
This is his biggest secret. He can't even tell his mother and wife, so how could he tell him.
"Can't even tell me?"
Wang Erwa looked at him seriously.
Before, there were certain things he couldn't ask in front of Luo Xiaojun, but now he asked them just between the two of them.
He didn't expect that Yang Jun couldn't even tell him, and he suddenly felt a little disappointed.
When Yang Jun heard this, he put down his chopsticks and thought for a moment.
"Old Wang, we are brothers of life and death. I really shouldn't hide it from you. It's just that I have no choice but to share this secret. I hope you can understand."
Wang Erwa waved her hands and said, "Since you have unavoidable difficulties, let's not talk about it."
When Yang Jun heard this, he looked at him in astonishment.
"Aren't you upset?"
"What am I upset about?" Wang Erwa raised her eyebrows and said, "You have said that you have no choice but to face difficulties, how can I force others to make things difficult for you?"
When Yang Jun heard this, he looked at him with a guilty expression.
"I'm sorry, Lao Wang, I really have a hard time."
Wang Erwa: "Okay, why are you so pretentious? Who doesn't have any secrets?"
Yang Jun didn't want to continue talking about his own affairs with him, so he changed the subject and said, "By the way, how did Linda know about your raising a woman?"
"Don't mention it now."
Wang Erwa sighed: "I forgot to take a shower after I came back from that woman that day. As you know, Linda is particularly sensitive to the smell of perfume, so..."
"Hey, I'm not like you. I raise women in an upright manner. I don't have to hide or cover up. I can take her home with me, and I don't have to take a shower or change clothes after every time."
"If I don't obey you otherwise, I will only obey you on this."
When Yang Jun heard this, the old god was sitting there.
Finally, there was something that convinced Lao Wang. It seemed that he had won this round.
"Well, people are different. The main thing is this damn charm..."
"Okay, stop it."
Wang Erwa curled her lips and said, "I hate your face. Be careful if you play too much with women, you may get sick."
"Oh, that doesn't exist. I've been among hundreds of flowers and not a single leaf has touched me." Yang Jun joked.
"Your uncle's."
Wang Erwa was cursing, but there was nothing Yang Jun could do.
When it comes to women, Yang Jun is indeed better than him, and not even a little bit better. He can play with whatever women he wants, and play with them as he wants. You can keep them outside, you can take them home, and finally
The most important thing is that he can also deal with Yi Qiushui, so that a large group of women can live in peace, and the relationship between them is like that of biological sisters.
I cannot accept this point.
"Hey, comparing people to each other is so irritating."
When she thought that Yang Jun was better than him in this regard, Wang Erwa was convinced.
"Actually, you can do it too." Yang Jun looked at him with a smile.
"Okay, Lao Yang, don't praise you even a few words, your tail will be raised to the sky, don't give me advice."
"I'm really not giving you advice, I'm just giving you advice."
When Wang Erwa heard this, she wanted to refute, but suddenly changed her mind.
"Since you are so passionate about being a teacher, just tell me."
When Yang Jun heard this, he rolled his eyes at him.
She didn't argue with him, so she said, "As long as you bring the first woman home, no matter how much trouble Linda makes, don't quarrel with her. Over time, she will accept it."
"With the first one, the rest will fall into place."
"When there are more women, she won't have enough energy to move here. She can't make up her mind to divorce you anyway, so just live like this."
After hearing this, Wang Erwa blinked her eyes and looked at him with a doubtful look.
"Can it be done?"
When you're done, I'll add: "Is this how you used this trick to get the Qiu Shui girl?"
"Haha, I'm not."
Yang Jun sat back and said, "It's mainly because of my damn personal charm that I can't hide. They..."
