Due to the unpleasant quarrel between the third uncle and Silly Zhu, the third aunt was too embarrassed to pack up the leftovers. When the second aunt saw this, she couldn't pack them separately, so the leftovers were collected by the rain.
Yang Jun deliberately left a little late because he wanted to stay and chat with Shazhu.
Silly Zhu brewed a pot of strong tea and placed it in the middle of the table. The two lit cigarettes and started chatting.
"I said, Junzi, do you have any idea about this? You and Teacher Ran don't know each other, how can you guarantee that we can meet each other years ago?"
Yang Jun took a puff of thick smoke, pursed his lips slightly, controlled his breath, and exhaled the smoke into a heart-shaped circle. Then he moved his lips slightly, and an arrow-shaped smoke column passed through the heart-shaped circle.
"Brother Zhuzi, do you believe that if I don't do anything, Teacher Ran will come to our yard to meet you in person?"
Silly Zhu's eyes widened and he shook his head repeatedly.
"I do not believe."
Yang Jun glanced at him stupidly, "I don't believe it" has almost become your mantra.
You fool, you have been slapped in the face several times, don’t you think about it?
"It's winter vacation soon, isn't it? Teacher Ran will be coming to the yard soon."
"What are you doing in the yard?"
Shazhu asked doubtfully.
"Of course I'm asking BangGeng for tuition."
Seeing Sha Zhu's confused look, Yang Junjia continued to explain.
"She will come around around seven o'clock. Then prepare some of your specialty dishes and tidy up a little more neatly. Isn't it too much to invite Teacher Ran to our house for a meal?"
"After dinner, you take her back again. Isn't this a two-way trip?"
"Can this be done?" Shazhu asked doubtfully.
"It will definitely work."
Yang Jun seemed to hear something suddenly, and then told Silly Zhu,
"When the time comes, let Yuyu watch and don't let Qin Huairu get close to your house."
Yang Jun felt uneasy, so he said: "When the time comes, I will ask Yang Liu to come over and follow Yu Yu to watch Qin Huairu."
Silly Zhu was confused. Didn't he just invite Ran Qiuye to have a meal? Why were he guarding Qin Huairu?
"Junzi, after all, Teacher Ran went to Qin Huairu's house. Sister Qin must know about it. Why did I let the rain protect her?"
Yang Jun was so angry that he held his forehead. He really wanted to open up Silly Zhu's brain and see if it was filled with water or feces.
Why are you being guarded against Qin Huairu? You have no idea?
"Every time you went on a blind date, was Qin Huairu always there? Did she help you with the housework and cleaning?"
In the TV series, whenever Sha Zhu goes on a blind date, Qin Huairu will appear as the hostess, either helping Sha Zhu clean up the house or washing his clothes.
Which girl can't be misunderstood after seeing this, who would be willing to marry a man who is entangled with a widow.
"Hmm, it seems so?"
Silly Zhu scratched his head, thought for a moment, and felt that what Yang Jun said made sense. Looking back over the years, Qin Huairu was always present during every blind date. She was so enthusiastic towards other girls, and she seemed to consider herself the mistress of the family.
Silly Zhu suddenly figured out why he had failed in so many blind dates. As long as those girls met him once, they would never be heard from again.
It turns out that all this was Qin Huairu's fault.
"Junzi, do you think Teacher Ran and I can make it work?" Silly Zhu asked again.
Yang Jun glanced at Silly Zhu, and then suddenly smiled, very evilly.
He suddenly thought that Silhu was at this age when his romantic luck was at its peak. First, people from the street office introduced several girls, then Ran Qiuye, and then Qin Huairu introduced Qin Jingru to him.
I have to admit that Shazhu's love luck is really strong at this time.
"Don't worry, even if things between you and Teacher Ran don't work out, Qin Huairu will introduce Qin Jingru to you."
However, Yang Jun did not tell Shazhu that Qin Jingru had no chance with him, but was intercepted by Xu Damao.
Silly Zhu shook his head: "I don't believe it,"
"I asked Sister Qin to introduce his cousin to me a long time ago. It has been several years and there has been no movement."
Yang Jun rolled his eyes and looked at Silly Zhu speechlessly. If you still don't believe it, believe it or not, I will blow your head off?
"Brother Zhuzi, I want to say that I can know five hundred years in advance and five hundred years in hindsight. Do you believe it or not?"
Silly Zhu shook his head: "I don't believe it."
Yang Jun was so angry that his orifices were filled with smoke, and he slapped Si Zhu on the back of his head.
"Then why do I know that you are going to unload the third uncle's car tonight?"
Believe it or not, I'm leaving and you can go play by yourself.
"I don't……"
Silly Zhu was confused.
Yes, I was wondering about this just now.
…
The next day.
Silly Zhu got up early and brushed his teeth by the sink with a toothbrush.
I brushed it back and forth five or six times, and half an hour later I saw the sleepy Banggan going out to wash up.
"Banggen, come here and ask you something."
Banggeng didn't look good when he saw Silly Zhu. In the past few days, he even lost his temper because Silly Zhu didn't invite him to dinner.
"Si Zhu, let me tell you, I won't call you Silly Uncle anymore. My grandma said that when I grow up, I can call you Si Zhu like an adult."
When Silly Zhu heard this, his face suddenly turned dark. I have been bringing vegetables to your family for so many years, but I actually raised a white-eyed wolf. I used to scream like "Silly Uncle, Silly Uncle." If you don't give it for a few days, Silly Uncle will instantly turn into Silly Zhu?
Silly Zhu thought that business was important, suppressed the anger in his heart, and immediately asked with a smile on his old face,
"Did you not pay your tuition fees?"
"I didn't pay, what happened?"
"Nothing, I'm just asking if you, Teacher Ran, don't want it?"
"I wanted to, but I was blinded by my few words."
Bangge didn't know what Shazhu's purpose was, he just felt that it was a great event to deceive Teacher Ran, and he was very proud of himself at this time.
Come on, Silly Zhu, praise me for what you can do.
When Si Zhu heard this, he felt happy, and then he immediately said sternly with a straight face.
"Boy, if I hear you call me Silly Zhu again, don't blame me for beating the shit out of you."
Silly Zhu's goal was achieved and he returned to his room with the basin in hand.
The stick that was messy in the wind by the pool looked at Silly Zhu in confusion.
This silly column, born in the year of Dog, will fall out whenever he wants?
"Silly Zhu, I thought you had to pay the tuition for me."
"You bitch, are you looking for a slap? Try barking again."
Silly Zhu suddenly rushed out of the house.
"Grandma, Silly Zhu is going to beat the shit out of me."
BangGeng was so frightened that he trembled all over, dropped the basin and ran home.
…
Had breakfast.
Yang Jun and Yang Mei each ride a bicycle to work.
The wind on the road was a bit strong, and my hands were stiff from the cold. When we arrived at the steel rolling mill, I almost lost feeling in both hands.
Looking back, I saw Yang Mei looking very happy, still immersed in the joy of her new bicycle.
Hey, this girl, why don't you feel sorry for your brother?
Yang Jun looked at Yang Mei's newly bought bicycle, with a pair of thick cotton gloves on the handlebars.
Yang Jun immediately became angry and said, "Change to ride after get off work." Yang Mei was immediately frightened and said that she would knit a pair for him tomorrow morning.
The circles under Yangmei's eyes were dark, and it looked like she had not slept all night. The cotton gloves were probably brought out overnight.
