Hu Feihua was surprised: "Oh, there are no decent love objects, nor any decent brides, but you see that the uncle and aunt have been doing well for so many years, and I think it is this as always.
It is worth learning from our young people and is our role model!”
Xiao Yang laughed strangely, "Hehe, don't learn from us, we have had a crisis in our relationship."
Hu Feihua looked at Xiao Yang, "Before?"
Xiao Yang: "Now!"
Hu Feihua: "What's going on?"
Xiao Yang: "After the reform and wealth, we built a two-story building. After the building was completed, she suddenly asked me to separate and said that if she put a house in it, who would delay her learning foreign languages? If you finish it, you will talk about this relationship and this thing.
It was the distance that produced beauty. As a result, when I went upstairs, the distance was wide open, and the beauty was gone! I didn't call me seriously when eating every day, and called me, and I also spoke with foreign language: 'hello, the food is OK, I'm down
West!'”
"Ha ha……"
Everyone smiled, you couple are so funny.
Dong Wan said: "Why don't you tell the truth? Why am I separated from you?"
Xiao Yang said: "You are a little-hearted."
Dong Wan stopped doing it, "You don't look at me all day long, and you put it in front of the TV every day and waited for Yuan Ping. I won't tell you to stop me!"
(Yuan Ping is a famous artist in this world decades ago).
Xiao Yang said: "Barring, don't you have your eyes straight when Zhao Jianqiang comes out?"
(Zhao Jianqiang is a handsome guy, a famous artist from this world decades ago).
Dong Wan said: "What's wrong with Zhao Jianqiang? Zhao Jianqiang is my idol."
Xiao Yang said, "Then Yuan Ping is my dream lover, do whatever you want!"
Everyone laughed.
What a funny pair.
Hu Feihua was very angry, "Uncle, this is not right."
Dong Wan was angry: "I won't take pictures anymore! As these people, what should you do after this?"
Hu Feihua hurriedly advised, "I'll say less."
Xiao Yang admitted defeat, "Is it wrong, okay? I'm still recording!"
Dong Wan said: "Xiao Cui, I've pinched you, don't play it."
Hu Feihua said to the camera: "This is a pinch, don't play it!"
Dong Wan hummed gently, "We are so old."
Xiao Yang rolled his eyes, "Didn't you mention it?"
Dong Wan said coldly: "No education!"
Hu Feihua was sweating heavily, "The two elders have been doing so many years, and have been going through ups and downs for so many years. I don't think it's worth it to watch TV."
Xiao Yang said: "It's not that. Later, it became even more powerful. This guy brought all the members of our family, the old, young, and the East and West Houses to a meeting and wanted to impeach me."
Everyone laughed, "The East and West House members are impeached?" You have a very high education.
Hu Feihua was shocked: "The matter is still a big deal!"
Xiao Yang said: "Well, after the whole family raised their hands and everyone agreed to me..."
He deliberately kept it in hiding.
Everyone looked at him curiously.
Hu Feihua speculated: "Are you right?"
Xiao Yang spread his hands and said, "Apologize to her."
"Ha ha……"
Everyone was overjoyed.
Hu Feihua said: "I must let the aunt talk about this passage of apology. You must remember what happened that day."
Dong Wan pushed Xiao Yang and said, "I'll talk to Xiao Hu."
Xiao Yang rolled his eyes: "Just say it!"
Dong Wan said: "One night, I knitted my door by bang. When I opened the door, I stared at me with my eyes like a wooden stake, and insisted on reciting a poem for me."
Everyone laughed.
Xiao Yang's face turned red, "Stop talking."
Dong Wan imitates Xiao Yang's words and said: "Ah, Baiyun, Heizu apologizes to you. Come to your door, please open your eyes and see how pitiful I am. How do I repeat yesterday's story today, my old boat
Can the tickets still board your broken ship!"
Everyone laughed and patted their thighs.
White clouds? Black soil?
Don't tease you two, okay?
Hu Feihua said: "Look, let's talk about suffering first today, and then talk about fighting. I think this topic is too heavy. Let's change the topic and imagine a better tomorrow!"
Dong Wan said: "Then, I'll just imagine it first."
Hu Feihua said: "You can imagine it first."
Dong Wan said: "I have imagined it all. I was born in the old society, grew up under the red flag, walked in the spring breeze, ready to cross the century. Thinking about the past and looking at the present, I am one after another. So I came up with an idea."
Hu Feihua was curious, "What's your thought?"
Dong Wan said seriously: "I want to write a book."
Xiao Yang hurriedly said, "Oh, stop. Just pull it down. You can't even read books. What book are you writing?"
Hu Feihua said: "Uncle, it's a hot topic now, so it's okay to write one."
Dong Wan said: "What is Yuan Ping's book called "Days"? My book is called "Confinement"!"
Xiao Yang was happy, "You can brag. If you want to write "Confinement" I will also write a book, "Shihou Confinement" and "Playing"."
"Ha ha……"
"Scout confinement? Stop teasing, okay?"
"Two funny guys!"
"It's so good. This sketch is the best I've seen in recent years."
The audience praised this sketch.
But people in the capital couldn't laugh.
on site.
On stage.
Hu Feihua said: "The more you say it, the more you are, the more you are wrong. Aunt, you slowly conceive and write this book. Or do you say, what is the thing you want to do most now?"
Xiao Yang said: "I think we are living better now, getting older and older, and the rest of our time is getting less and less. In the past, we should be talking about seconds now. Next, I am going to take her out.
Travel, take a walk to larger cities, go to Tieling and spend your honeymoon.”
Honeymoon?
How old are you all?
Everyone was amused and cried, and tears burst out.
Dong Wan said: "I just thought that before I was on my honeymoon, I had to beautify these two front teeth and put them in porcelain."
Hu Feihua gave a thumbs up, "Senior!"
Dong Wan nodded: "Well, then I'll have a plastic surgery and have a skinny slap."
Xiao Yang was happy, "I'll take a cucumber."
Hu Feihua was so amused and laughed, "If you make a slap and take a cucumber, I can only boil the wine pot. As I was talking, the food came out. Actually, I could hear that uncle, I want to be young forever
, Then let’s join us, wishing the uncle and aunt always young and a happy life!”
Hu Feihua said: "At the end of our program, as usual, we should invite every guest, everyone to use one sentence to summarize their inner feelings. Come first?"
Dong Wan was stunned: "Only one sentence is left?"
Hu Feihua nodded: "One word."
Dong Wan asked: "It's from the heart?"
Hu Feihua said: "Yes, it comes from the heart."
Dong Wan said: "I really want to see Zhao Jianqiang."
Xiao Yang was upset, "Take it down! What's the matter!"
"Ha ha……"
"Uncle, you're going to be green!"
"Yes, I saw a prairie coming."
Everyone laughed and joked about Xiao Yang.
Hu Feihua forced a smile, "Does he let the words come from the heart?"
Xiao Yang snorted: "It's so embarrassing! There's nothing serious about it! Let you say something, why do you say this? Is it embarrassing to lose it? Don't say something key!"
Hu Feihua said: "Uncle, you can say one thing."
Xiao Yang looked at him, "I have one more sentence left?"
Hu Feihua: "Ah, in one sentence, right."
Xiao Yang: "Who has reported the plane tickets for here?"
"Ha ha……"
"You are still yours!"
Everyone laughed.
Hu Feihua laughed and looked at the audience and bowed: "Thank you to the audience and the audience in front of the TV. Let's tell the truth next week, goodbye!"
The sketch ends.
The laughter never ended.
After Xiao Yang stepped down, Zhao Xueyi brought the simultaneous viewership.