"Brother, I swear to God that everything is true. I am here to catch the thief today, and it is entirely to uphold justice. This is just a misunderstanding!" Shen Mao defended again.
"Misunderstanding?" Chen Dasheng thought for a while and said, "This thief usually doesn't admit that he is a thief, and he often shouts to catch the thief. You said you were here to catch the thief, but I caught you on the balcony just now.
At that time, what were you doing?"
"I..." Shen Mao was speechless. It was hard for him to explain this question, because at that time, he almost couldn't resist the temptation and reached out to that sinful place.
"What, you are speechless?" Chen Dasheng sneered.
Shen Mao raised his head, his thin face wrinkled like a bitter gourd, "Brother, I am still a virgin who has never had a girlfriend. Of course I am curious after seeing those things. This is human nature."
, if it were you, you would be curious, but I finally held back. Although I am a bit obscene, I usually just think about it in my mind. I can't do such dirty things. "
Chen Dasheng's face couldn't help but twitch. This boy's words were pitiful and sincere, but they were logical. However, Chen Dasheng didn't dare to believe him easily. What if this boy was an acting thief? If he was let go, he would return home.
Is it mountainous?
"Eh? If you don't tell me, I haven't remembered it yet. Thief shouts "Catch thief". You are not the underwear thief, are you?" Suddenly, Shen Mao seemed to have thought of something, and stood up suddenly, his attitude changed drastically.
Chen Dasheng asked.
"Damn it, have you ever seen such a handsome underwear thief?" Chen Dasheng was speechless after hearing this. Is this kid ready to beat him up?
"Who stipulates that underwear thieves should look as vulgar as me, and I don't think you are handsome!" Shen Mao said, staring at Chen Dasheng in the dark with suspicion, "Don't tell me.
You also went to catch a thief, and then you happened to find me?"
These words were too hurtful. Chen Dasheng immediately rolled his eyes and said, "I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you. Come on, follow me to the police station. Explain the matter clearly."
With that said, Chen Dasheng had quick eyes and quick hands and grabbed Shen Mao's arm.
"Don't, don't, don't, brother, I was wrong." Seeing Chen Dasheng trying to pull him away, he immediately panicked. Since he was shouting to enter the police station, Chen Dasheng must not be the underwear thief.
There is a kind of natural fear. In the impression, if you enter that place, you will not be able to get out.
Shen Mao grabbed Chen Dasheng and said with a sad face, "Brother, just spare me. I'm really not an underwear thief. I was wronged."
"You are not an underwear thief, then who are you? Tell me your name!" Seeing that the boy looked like he was about to cry, Chen Dasheng asked immediately.
"My name is Shen Mao, others call me Shenmao. I am from the second and third classes of the Department of Mechanical Engineering!" Shen Mao replied quickly.
"Shen Mao? What's this name?" Chen Dasheng was stunned for a moment when he heard this. This surname is rare. Then he asked, "I think you are good at Qinggong. What sect do you belong to?"
"Sect?" Shen Mao shook his head, "There is no sect!"
"Dishonest? Let's go and see the official!" Chen Dasheng pulled him away without saying a word.
"Don't, don't, don't!" Shen Mao was pulled by Chen Dasheng and couldn't resist at all. He simply sat on the ground, "Brother, I didn't lie to you, there is really no sect."
"No sect? No sect. How did you get this light kung fu?" Chen Dasheng stopped and asked.
Shen Mao said with a grimace, "If I told you that this is something you are born with, would you believe it?"
"See the official!"
Chen Dasheng simply glared. Obviously, no matter how stupid Chen Dasheng is, he cannot believe Shen Mao's words. He has never heard of anyone who is born with Qing Kung Fu. Isn't this funny? Unless he can start from his mother's womb.
Practicing, but what kind of light kung fu can be performed in such a small place in the mother's womb?
"Don't!" Shen Mao seemed to realize that Chen Dasheng was deliberately trying to scare him, and hurriedly pulled Chen Dasheng away and said, "Brother, I know you must have believed me. We are all students. If we get into trouble, our lives will be over."
, please don’t embarrass me!”
"Oh, why do you think I believe you?" Chen Dasheng gave Shen Mao a strange look.
Indeed, from what he just said, Chen Dasheng can basically conclude that this guy is not pretending, but Chen Dasheng still dare not take it lightly. As the saying goes, life is like a play, and play is like life, what if this guy's acting skills are really good.
"Hey, brother, with your strength, if you really wanted to arrest me and take me to the police station, how could we still be here? How could I resist?" Shen Mao said with a shy smile.
"I can't tell, he's quite clever!" Chen Dasheng's mouth curved and he said, "I believe you, but didn't you say that the underwear thief will show up tonight? Come with me now to catch the thief. If you do,
If not, then I will have to send you to the police station!"
"ah?"
Shen Mao's face suddenly turned bitter again. Whether the underwear thief would show up was entirely his guess. God knows if that guy would show up. If he didn't show up, wouldn't he be blamed?
"What? Don't you want to?" Chen Dasheng asked.
"What are you waiting for? Let's go! We'll be late in a while. What should we do if the thief escapes?" Shen Mao shook his whole body and dropped a sentence. Without saying a word, he left Chen Dasheng and ran out.
forest.
Chen Dasheng shook his head and smiled, and immediately used Qinggong to catch up to prevent this guy from taking the opportunity to escape.
This kid's speed is indeed extraordinary. A ninth-level warrior who doesn't even have the inner strength can actually exert his speed to such an extent. It can be said that Chen Dasheng was slightly shocked. He was almost certain that if he
If you don't know how to perform the Zui Xian Moon Step, you won't be able to catch up with this kid today.
This Shen Mao must have some origins. Chen Dasheng looked at Shen Mao running at his feet and was secretly surprised. He never thought that there was such a person hidden in Polytechnic University.
"Wow, big brother, you are the first one who can outrun me at this age. Your Qinggong is really amazing. You can actually fly. Can you teach me?" Shen Mao's eyes were filled with excitement as he watched Chen Dasheng floating down from the sky.
I am envious of Chen Dasheng's Qinggong, which looks much better than his Qinggong.
"Let's wait until you are cleared of suspicion!"
Chen Dasheng didn't even look at Shen Mao. Until now, this guy was still a suspect, and he couldn't look down upon suspects.
"Uh!" Shen Mao scratched his head, looking a little embarrassed. He took out his phone and looked at the time and said, "It's almost half past eleven. By this time, the underwear thief should be here soon, right?"
"Find a place to hide first!" Without saying a word, Chen Dasheng raised his body and flew to the top of the building.
Seeing this, Shen Mao also jumped up, stepped on the outer wall of the dormitory, climbed up with a few kicks, and stood next to Chen Dasheng. The two of them were condescending and had a panoramic view of everything below.
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After about ten minutes, many girls went to bed early for the sake of beauty. The lights in the dormitory building had already been turned off. Chen Dasheng squatted aside and played with his mobile phone, leaving Shenmao alone to watch.
"Brother, where are you looking?"
Shen Mao's suppressed shout seemed a little excited. Chen Dasheng was playing a parkour game. At the critical moment, Shen Mao shouted like this. His hand shook and he died immediately. He couldn't help but feel a little annoyed.
Following the direction of Shen Mao's finger, Chen Dasheng looked down and saw a dark figure sneaking downstairs of the dormitory and climbing along the guardrail on the first floor to the balcony on the second floor.
"Don't alarm him. If you want to arrest him, arrest him!" Chen Dasheng couldn't help but frown. It seemed that Shen Mao was indeed not telling lies.
You must know that Han Ruoxue lives in this building. Chen Dasheng will not allow Han Ruoxue's safety to be even threatened. This underwear thief dares to steal to the eighth floor. If he is caught, it will not be easy for him.
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"Wow, I'm a junior, you have such a plump figure!"
"Well, this bra is much bigger than the little girls who are freshmen, and these pants are my favorite!"
"Take it away, take it all away, it's all mine!"
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A lewd soliloquy sounded from the balcony of a dormitory on the second floor. A figure held a piece of women's underwear in front of his nose, sniffing it passionately, with a look of obsession on his face.
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