Concubine Dongfang Yun, who had just walked out of the door, was stunned for a moment when she heard this. Then she yelled "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", stamped her feet a few times, and walked away quickly.
?8?
When she called out like this, Su Qingqing and others ran out of the room, "What's wrong with you, slutty concubine? What do you call me late at night?"
Concubine Dongfang Yun covered her wet skirt and hurriedly hid in her room. She stretched out her head and showed a forced smile, "No...it's okay. I just saw a mouse and was scared."
"You have practiced martial arts for so many years in vain, and you are still afraid of mice. I despise you!"
Su Qingqing smiled and gave her the middle finger, then went back to her room.
Concubine Dongfang Yun locked the door in frustration, gritted her teeth and muttered: "You damn beast, I must take revenge. Let's see how I torture you to death tomorrow! Humph!"
…
After Chen Nan closed the door, he took a shower and prepared to go to bed.
However, as soon as he lay down on the bed, his cell phone rang. He took it out and saw that it was an unfamiliar number.
"Hello, who's there?"
Since he had just dealt with Concubine Dongfang Yun, Chen Nan was in a good mood, so he spoke kindly.
"Husband, what are you doing?" A sweet voice came from over there, which seemed familiar.
Chen Nan was stunned for a moment, husband? When did he become someone else's husband?
"Who are you? Did you call the wrong number?"
"Humph!" came a coquettish voice from the phone, "You heartless person, you touched someone in the box last time, and you forgot about me so quickly."
Inside the box?
Chen Nan suddenly realized that it was no wonder that the voice sounded familiar. It turned out to be Li Xiao, whom we almost had a relationship with last time in the box. "It turns out to be you, little wife, how do you have my number?"
"You already call me little wife, how could I not have my husband's number!" Li Xiao chuckled.
Chen Nan knew that Li Xiao and Concubine Dongfang Yun were old classmates, best friends, and best friends in terms of women. This number must have been given to her by Concubine Dongfang Yun.
"Husband, do you miss me?" Li Xiao asked again with a smile.
Hearing her call her husband, it was really kind. Chen Nan couldn't help but joked: "Can you be more reserved?"
Li Xiao's silvery laughter came from the phone, and she said sweetly: "Husband, you are so bad, you know how to laugh at others. I am already very reserved. Tell me, what are you doing now?"
A wicked smile appeared on Chen Nan's face, and he suddenly shouted "Oh", very loudly.
Hearing Chen Nan shout like this, Li Xiao became even more confused, "What on earth are you doing? Why are you shouting like this?"
"I'm masturbating!" Chen Nan said without restraint.
"Ah?" Li Xiao exclaimed, and finally sighed, saying in a distressed tone: "Poor husband, when I'm not with you, I can only use my hands to comfort myself. Husband, you must pay attention, there are too many planes.
It hurts your body. If you really can't hold it in any longer, just go find the lady. I won't blame you."
Chen Nan had a black line and was speechless!
I thought Li Xiao would be embarrassed if she said this, but unexpectedly, she would tease her instead.
"Are you a woman?" Chen Nan asked depressedly.
"Of course, she is, and she is a stunning beauty!" Li Xiao's laughter was very seductive, "Didn't you touch someone last time? Didn't you even recognize this?"
Chen Nan felt like she was broken. This woman could really say anything.
"But I heard that some shemales can also be faked."
"I hate it, you call me a shemale." Li Xiao said with some dissatisfaction, and asked: "By the way, hubby, when are you coming to see me? I miss you so much."
Miss me?
Chen Nan was delighted. This was so deceptive. He and Li Xiao had only met once. Although they almost had a one-night stand, feelings weren't so easy to develop, right?
If we had a relationship last time, maybe there would be a "day" for lasting love, but there was no day at all last time!
"Then how much do you miss me?" Chen Nan smiled.
"I miss you during the day and think about you at night. I miss you all the time, but I miss you all the time. I cry all day long, and eat insomnia as food. I'm going crazy." Li Xiao said with a pitiful voice.
Chen Nan was speechless for a while, "Can you be more ridiculous?"
"Everything I said is true!" Li Xiao's voice was soft and greasy, and said: "Just because I laid eyes on you last time, I fell in love with you wholeheartedly. My strong love, you
Don’t you feel it?”
"No."
"How could you do this? Why don't you try to comfort me? Oh, I'm so sad. My heart is broken."
Chen Nan really wanted to say something stupid back to her. Others said what men said was nonsense, but this woman's words were even more nonsense than men! "Since you miss me so much, how about we book a room tonight?"
"Husband, you are so bad, you just want to sleep with me."
Chen Nan laughed, "Of course, I'm so horny right now. I was masturbating just now. Can you have the heart not to book a room with me?"
"But..." Li Xiao let out a long sigh, "What a coincidence. I'm out of town right now, not in Ningjiang City, so I can't book a room with you. I'm so sorry, husband."
"Then you just take a plane and fly back."
"No, planes are not safe." Li Xiao said softly, "You were masturbating just now. What if I were on a plane and you masturbated me?"
"Hold!"
Chen Nan couldn't hold it back and started swearing.
Li Xiao said with some dissatisfaction: "Husband, what are you doing? Just do it with your hands. Don't go out to commit crimes and become a rapist. If you are caught by the police, what will I do for the rest of my life?"
"
Chen Nan had a feeling of collapse. This woman was simply not human. If he continued talking to her, he would have a nervous breakdown.
"Li Xiao, I'll fuck you!"
Chen Nan said viciously, and then hung up the phone. The moment he hung up, Li Xiao's proud laughter came from over there.
"This woman is a temptress!"
Chen Nan sighed, threw the phone aside, then lay on the bed, and fell asleep soon.
…
Early the next morning, after Chen Nan arrived in the classroom, Lan Yuqin called her into the office before her stool was warm.
Lan Yuqin's face was very ugly today, and could only be described as cold as ice. She was sitting at her desk, staring at Chen Nan, and suddenly slapped her hand on the table, "Chen Nan, you bastard,
What did you do yesterday!?"
Chen Nan was a little confused. He blackmailed Principal Yang yesterday and did nothing else!
Seeing the confused look on his face, Lan Yuqin's face became even colder and she said angrily: "You are just an animal! A lesbian came to me this morning to complain, saying that you went to a brothel yesterday and slept with her.
I haven’t given you the money yet, is this happening!?”
