I thought I was going to watch a good show, but instead I found that the young man in colorful clothes knelt down on the ground and begged for mercy for no reason. The shop owner's face tightened. Seeing Zhang Ze looking at him, his fat face immediately swelled into the color of pig liver, and he said with a bitter smile: "
Young Master, you can pick whatever you like, and the shop is free."
"Choose at will? Free?" Zhang Ze's face darkened and he roared: "Am I such a casual person? Don't I have any money?"
Zhang Ze was mumbling, but his hands kept picking out the jewelry on the stall. Zhang Yuer blushed with embarrassment. When Zhang Mang saw this, he murmured with admiration: "The boss is indeed the boss, whatever.
He really doesn’t look like a human being.”
That's it. Zhang Ze picked up a bracelet, looked at it again and again, and said, "Listen, this is my mental compensation for cheating on me. Don't be a cheat anymore in the future."
Seeing that Zhang Ze picked out the worst bracelet after a long time, the shop owner looked overjoyed and said: "No more, no more, I will never be black again."
Zhang Ze nodded, put the bracelet into the shop owner's hand, and said: "You have a good attitude. You can correct your mistakes if you know them. There is no greater virtue. I have a good heart. You can take this bracelet as a souvenir. When you see this bracelet in the future, treat it as a gift."
You saw me and taught you how to be honest." After saying that, Zhang Ze rolled up the jewelry on the stall, put it on his shoulders and prepared to leave.
Zhang Ze's actions shocked the shop owner. He looked at the bracelet on his hand and then at Zhang Ze's backpack. The shop owner's whole body trembled, he pounced, hugged Zhang Ze's thigh, and said: "Young Master
,don’t you want this bracelet?”
"Let go." Zhang Ze pulled his leg hard. Seeing that he couldn't get rid of the shop owner, Zhang Ze sighed and said, "Who told you that I want this broken bracelet."
"Didn't you spend a long time choosing?"
"I'm choosing a souvenir for you." Zhang Ze shook his head. Considering his IQ and the generation gap, is my mental damage fee worth a broken bracelet? It's impossible even with a pig's brain.
Nigudong is a senior warrior and a student of Yanjing Academy of Magical Martial Arts. This time he came to the edge of the Warcraft Forest to practice in order to complete the academy's mission. Walking on the street, he saw people gathering together. Nigudong was very curious.
When I walked over, I saw an uncle hugging the thigh of a young man and refusing to let go. How dare he molest a good man in broad daylight? Nicodon became angry, pushed his way through the crowd, and shouted: "Let go."
That uncle."
When Zhang Ze heard the news, he saw a burly young man pointing at the businessman at his feet and yelling. A drop of cold sweat appeared on his face and he said, "What a shame, is your head filled with shit? Are you as young as me?"
Being ridiculed by Zhang Ze, Nigudong was not annoyed. He touched his head and said with an embarrassed smile: "Sorry, slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, click, I'll do it again."
After saying this, Nicotung returned to the crowd, then pushed aside the crowd again, shouting: "Let that young man go."
Do you think this is acting, can you just click and start over? Zhang Ze's face is dripping with cold sweat, how does this big guy survive to this day?
Seeing that the shop owner was still holding Zhang Ze's thigh, Nigudong stepped forward and kicked the shop owner away. Seeing everyone looking at him strangely, Nigudong laughed and said: "It's over, it's over. The matter has been resolved."
, let’s stop gathering together and obstructing traffic.”
Seeing this, Zhang Mang shrank his head and said: "Boss, why do I feel that this guy is less reliable than the creature that makes complaints about you?"
"Whatever, let's go." After saying that, Zhang Ze took Zhang Yu'er and prepared to leave.
"Wait." Nigudong stood in front of Zhang Ze.
Zhang Ze glared at Nigudong and said, "Orangutan, what else do you want to do?"
"How do you know my trumpet is a gorilla?"
Seeing Ni Gudong rubbing his head with a puzzled look on his face, Zhang Ze was speechless. Is this person really stupid or pretending to be stupid?
As Nigudong glared at him, Zhang Ze finally couldn't bear it anymore, pushed Nigudong hard and said, "Jiangjang, I have to go eat."
"Take me with you."
"Why?"
"I just saved your life."
"Save me?" Zhang Ze's eyes widened.
"Yes, my mother said that being a good person should be rewarded. I won't do anything for free. I helped you just now and treated me to a meal as reward."
Unable to get rid of Nigudong, Zhang Ze had to take him to the hotel to have dinner together. On the way, Zhang Ze finally understood why Nigudong chose to help him. The reason was that his money was defrauded and he had no money to eat. Seeing that he had betrayed him,
He bought a big bag, thinking he had money, so he helped.
Damn, this is a scam. Zhang Ze was speechless again. Seeing that the food had not been served yet, Zhang Ze took out the necklace and walked to Zhang Yu'er and said, "Yu'er, do you like this necklace? Brother, bring it to you."
I have to say that the necklace in the hand of the young man in colorful clothes is really good. Although it seems simple, with only a few rings strung together, but if you look closely, you can see that several rings are designed with ulterior motives. The more Zhang Yuer looked at it, the more she liked it, and she nodded lightly and said
: "As long as it's a gift from my brother, Yu'er likes it."
"Okay, just like it." Zhang Ze laughed loudly, untied the necklace and put it around Zhang Yuer's neck.
Not to mention, women are indeed animals that need to be dressed up. Yu'er just put on a necklace, and her whole temperament looked different. Ni Gudong looked at it and drooled, saying: "So beautiful, so beautiful.
, but my mother said that a wife should have a big butt so that she can have children."
"Shut up, you idiot."
Faced with Zhang Ze's anger, Nigudong looked aggrieved and said: "My mother said that wives with big butts are more likely to have children."
Seeing Zhang Yuer's face turn red after being said, Zhang Ze raised his eyebrows and said, "No one will think you are dumb if you don't speak. Do you want to eat? If you want to eat, just shut up."
As soon as he heard about eating, Nigudong's eyes lit up, he nodded and said: "Eat, eat, I will never talk."
"Boss, the food in the human world is really delicious." Zhang Mang couldn't help but start to praise him just after eating half of it.
Seeing the little snake lying on the table wolfing down food suddenly speaking, Nicodon looked horrified and said: "This earthworm can, can talk!"
Earthworm? The great python is actually an earthworm? Zhang Mang was convinced, stared at Nigudong and said: "Shut up, I am not an earthworm?"
Nigudong was born in a hidden mountain village, and was later discovered by a traveling teacher from the Magic Martial Arts Academy, so he was brought into the Magic Martial Arts Academy. Not to mention, although Nicotung practiced late and had low emotional intelligence, his talent was indeed good, and he soon became
, Nicodon's cultivation surpassed that of most of his peers. Perhaps, it is easier for single-celled creatures to achieve achievements. However, Nicodon was ostracized by the students in his class because he was unreasonable and was given the title of a gorilla.
Seeing Zhang Mang speak again, Nigudong did not expect that Zhang Mang was a high-level magic beast. Instead, he asked again: "If it's not an earthworm, then what are you?"
Seeing Zhang Mang's defeat, Zhang Ze and Zhang Yu'er laughed and argued with Ni Gudong, which meant making themselves idiots. They chatted while eating. Although Ni Gudong was stupid, he was not completely ignorant.
Zhang Ze finally learned some information about this world.
This fantasy world is now divided into five empires, the Eastern Empire, the Southern Empire, the Western Empire, the Northern Empire, and the Central Divine Kingdom. The Eastern Empire [***] is powerful and has brilliant puppet technology, which basically replaces human labor.
The Western Empire is rich in magicians and warriors, and has strong individual power.
The Southern Empire is a country built by dark forces, and almost every citizen there can summon the undead. Therefore, the relationship between the Southern Empire and several other empires has never been harmonious, with constant friction.
The Northern Empire was an empire established by alien races. There were orcs, elves, and dwarves. All races rejected by humans entangled in the north and established the Northern Empire.
The Central Kingdom of God is a special country. This country worships theocracy and is located at the intersection of four empires. It has become a springboard for several empires. Years of war have made this country very united, and religious forces have become the spirit of the local people.
Trust me, since the founding of the People's Republic of China, there has never been a war in this country. The reason is very simple. People in this country are not afraid of death. Anyone who goes against them will be attacked by terrorists.
The Demonic Martial Arts Academy where Nigudong is located is the best academy in the Western Empire. The students there are all the proud ones. Without talent, even if they are rich and powerful, it is difficult to enter. In the Western Empire, it can be said to be a golden sign.
As for the Magic Martial Arts Academy, there is a library inside. It has stood in the Western Empire for who knows how many years. It is the place with the richest collection of books in the entire continent. For this reason, Zhang Ze decided to go to the Magic Martial Arts Academy. There, maybe
