"Sure enough, you can't trust the solicitation ads on the street at all."
At dawn the next day, I met Pastor Betty and her friends at the restaurant yesterday. But as a senior former adventurer, I just took a quick glance and found that something was wrong with this team, and it was definitely not just because of the name.
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No, it doesn’t take a senior adventurer to see that something is wrong with this team. No wonder they asked Priest Betty to pull people in. The other people are completely unreliable!
Among the four friends, the most familiar one is the barbarian we met in the restaurant yesterday...the thief!
He is about 2.34 meters tall, and his wrists are thicker than my thighs. His leather armor has been torn to pieces by the muscles. His face is so sinister that he can kill people with his face. He is born with a powerful racial talent and a strength that far exceeds that of ordinary people.
The barbarians could be employed as berserkers without any difficulty, but when they met, this girl actually said something awkward.
"Violence is not good, so I have not been a big brother for many years. Now I, Agen, am a technical thief."
A technical thief? You tell me that you, a barbarian, are a technical thief? Your God of War will be pissed to death by you!
Of course I know what technical thieves are. Those guys are thieves who specialize in ruin exploration, traps, mechanism cracking, stealing and other skills. Their most important attribute is not the agility and strength of regular thieves, but cracking mechanisms, traps, and mastery.
In terms of intelligence related to knowledge and skills, this is a profession that no fool can take. Moreover, since all the time and energy are invested in mastering skills, the combat effectiveness of 5 is on the high side, and the combat effectiveness is basically zero.
However, since this profession does not require combat ability, it is the exclusive preserve of dwarf adventurers who are born with a lack of strength and unclean hands and feet. Their smaller size can originally avoid some traps for normal people. Coupled with their flexible skills and natural
A brain with bonus intelligence. It is simply the most perfect technical thief.
And if I remember correctly, the barbarian's racial talent has a bonus to strength, but a penalty to intelligence. Once he becomes mad, his intelligence drops directly to about 3, which is the same as that of a beast. In a complete sentence,
All are difficult.
With his outstanding natural strength, if he finds a job as an assassin who specializes in combat, I can only say "a more alternative choice". In the end, this guy actually found a job as a technical thief who requires the most IQ. I can only say this
Basically, he must be a cheater.
"...Demeanor, I am a Holy Knight now. Ranting and vomiting casually would ruin my image."
While trying to suppress the vomiting in his heart, he forced out a smile and nodded.
"May the Holy Light bless you, friend."
And that huge body suddenly hugged me, and my tears couldn't help dripping down, even soaking my vest.
"You...you are the first one who didn't laugh at me!"
"Brother Barbarian, everyone has the right to choose their own path. How could I laugh at you?"
"You, you are Agen's brother from today on. Those who laugh at Agen deserve to be beaten away by Agen!"
Seeing that A Gen didn't beat up his new friends, the faces of the friends around him were not happy, but unabashedly disappointed. Obviously, they were all planning to watch the fun. Who are these people!
The second person who came to introduce himself was the female pastor I saw yesterday. She looked normal.
",You can also call me Betty, I'm a boy."
Well, in an instant, the most normal thing became the most abnormal...
"I am a Paladin, I am a Paladin, I am a Paladin. The first priority of a Paladin is that the head can be cut off, the blood can be shed, the hairstyle...the smile cannot be messed up!"
He kept chanting calming mantras in his heart, but his expression remained frozen for a moment, and then he returned to his standard professional smile and extended his right arm to him.
"Mr. Bedi, nice to see you again."
"Wow! This guy can actually keep smiling! Just like what Betty said, his face is filled with a super realistic fake smile. It is said that the power of a paladin is directly proportional to his fake smile ability. He can keep smiling even when he knows that Betty's sister is a boy.
Then isn’t this awesome?!”
"I heard it all, asshole!"
Veins were popping up on his forehead, but he kept saying "I didn't hear it, I didn't hear it" in my heart, and continued to smile at this strange team.
And the little girl who was still laughing at me just now is probably one of the few normal people in this team. She has a thick and short figure, a simple face, a small flying hammer around her waist, a rich voice, and a long golden ponytail that is almost to the end.
On the ground, this is the dwarf aunt, a specialty of the Aledun Mountains region... a girl!
The dwarves are not uncommon in this world. There are gray dwarves underground, and mountain dwarves and shield dwarves on the mountains. Although they are not tall, they have enough strength (strength bonus) and strong body (stamina bonus). Blacksmith,
Warriors, miners, sons of the earth are bold and straightforward, and are born warriors.
Of course, there are advantages and disadvantages. Dwarves generally have short legs and slow reactions. It is impossible to expect them to jump around like elves. However, dwarf shield defenders are world-famous excellent defenders. There is such a dwarf in the world.
If so, the team doesn't have to worry about lack of human shields at all.
"Hello, Brother Paladin, I am Mary, Longbowman Mary."
While talking, the female dwarf pointed directly at the ironwood longbow behind her.
Okay, should I take it for granted? There are indeed no normal people in this team. A dwarf actually becomes a professional longbowman of the elves. Your mountain blood is crying!
"Nice to meet you, Miss Mary."
"No, I am Mrs. Mary. I am married and have given birth to two children. My husband was so unsatisfied that I let him take care of the children at home while I went out to work to make money."
"Pfft, she really is a dwarf aunt!"
Looking at this "square" face, I don't know what to say.
There is a saying that the only difference between male dwarves and female dwarves is that male dwarves have a shriller voice. Well, you read that right, male dwarves have a shriller voice. This is mainly because the dwarf aunt speaks too manly, and her voice is magnetically deep and strong.
, the words shocked everyone as soon as they came out. There were constant echoes.
In terms of appearance, female dwarves also grow beards. Male dwarves also like to wear braids. It is difficult for outsiders to distinguish between men and women. Their aesthetics are also very strange. I just can’t understand the charming bucket waist and lush hair of the dwarf girl in my hometown.
What is so charming about the "big beard"?
Due to different aesthetics, it is difficult for outsiders to distinguish between men and women and age, but generally the dwarves who come out for adventure are "young people" in their seventies or eighties, so I thought she was a "girl", but since this Aunt Mary said that she has
She gave birth to two children. According to the dwarf being considered an adult at the age of 120, this one is probably more than 200 years old.
Okay, there are already three weird teammates, and I am already numb. The last teammate is a handsome elf. The fancy leather armor and the balalaika on the back indicate his identity. He is a very handsome elf.
Bard.
"Hello, I'm Solonor."
Yes, the etiquette is normal. The appearance is normal, the name is normal, and the occupation is normal, but inexplicably, my gentleman detective intuition tells me that the person in front of me is definitely not a normal person, and the cold vest reminds me that I am in crisis.
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"...Sure enough, Zoro has taken a liking to him."
"Brother Solonor is good at everything. Just this hobby has scared away a few soldiers... But that's not the case. We can't become sisters."
My keen five senses allowed me to hear the discussion, and this time, the smiling face was finally shattered.
"I, I, you, are you gay?"
"...Please don't say it so harshly, I just like handsome young men."
As he said that, the handshake turned into a secret squeeze. Immediately, I got goosebumps.
"I, x, are all monsters and monsters, and you still won't let me go! You're going to kill me with your broken shoes!"
Well, the first meeting turned into a full-scale martial arts affair. After trampling the gay guy under my feet, I was out of breath.
"Should Corus be in the church here? It seems that I need some healing smile."
Inexplicably, I feel that if I had that wild elf's smile, I would be in a much better mood.
"Pfft, if you're disgusted by a gay, why don't you ask a transvestite to heal you? There's no way you can be saved."
The dead cat's taunt came as expected, but I no longer had the energy to fight with her. Who are these people? I'm afraid there won't be a weirder team of adventurers in the entire Forest of Dreams. Is my luck so bad?
?
"Dead cat, meowing makes you look cute."
"Meow, Master, I want to drink milk. I want it to be white, turbid, and fishy."
Okay, this dead cat instantly transformed into a young blond cat girl, with yellow cat ears, a tail, and fluffy meatball gloves. She deliberately said something sexy and sweet, and licked her lips as she spoke.
She looked at me with charming eyes, as if she was very hungry. In an instant, I stood up...well, goosebumps all stood up.
"Go, it's you, Heloise, and become a shooting star in the sky.
Immediately, he forced it to turn into a dead cat, then stamped on the ground with great force and performed a standard javelin throw, throwing it into the air and turning it into a meteor.
"Dead wood deserves to be masturbated for the rest of its life, meow, it feels so disgusting..."
Panting, I turned around, only to find that my friends were talking about it.
"He actually turned his pet into a woman and had sex with his pet. The difficulty is just as tragic as the legend says... what a tragedy."
"Bi Feng! It's the legendary pervert!"
It seems that any adventurer will know him. Beifeng has really realized his pursuit in life and become famous!
"Don't worry, even if you are sad (it has become an adjective), we will not discriminate against you. Everyone has the right to choose their lover."
After speaking with words of understanding, Solonor nodded sincerely.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhing of a gay sympathizing with me!"
At this moment, I really seriously considered the possibility of returning to Styx and starting over.
"To be honest, we are relieved. You are obviously suitable for our team. Normal people will not be around for a long time!"
Betty's words made everyone nod their heads, but I felt like crying.
"I'm obviously a normal person!"
【The King of Gentlemen...】
"Shut up!"
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Now that the preliminary introduction has been completed, according to the unspoken rules of the adventurers, the next step is to find a simple task to hone your cooperation. Actual combat is more convincing than any words.
The big action of the wood spirits was scheduled for three days, and it did not affect the simple hunting mission. I randomly picked up a mission of "One Hundred Ghoul Fangs" at the guild, and we got on the black carriage that traveled one kilometer and two silver coins and walked out.
The forest of dreams.
Ghouls are just corpse-type undead that are slightly more advanced than zombies. They look like short zombies that are thinner and uglier. They are not very strong but quite agile. Their teeth and claws contain corpse poison. If they die accidentally, they
In your hand, there is a high chance that it will turn into another ghoul.
Corpse-type undead can use other corpses to strengthen themselves. The names of ghouls can reveal part of their habits. These guys are extremely aggressive, have very good noses, and are good at ambushes and sneak attacks.
The six planes of the undead were all open. These bloodthirsty guys smelled the breath of living people, and there were quite a few coming. Ghouls were not uncommon around the Forest of Dreams.
Soon, we found a group of ghouls on a hill. There seemed to be about a dozen of them, and the strongest one seemed to be a ghoul king.
I have already asked clearly. The individual strength of this strange team is pretty good. They are all at Silver level or above. An ordinary ghoul can be dealt with by a Bronze level warrior. The Ghoul King is only at the top Silver level, so it should not be difficult.
"For the Holy Light!"
In order to behave as much as possible like a standard paladin who hates the undead and save my image, I let out my customary war cry and was the first to lead the charge.
Then, I came back faster...
At that moment, I knew why this team couldn't recruit human shields.
Soronor and "Betty" are both auxiliary personnel who stand in the back row, that is to say, they are soy sauce. As a longbowman, Mary will not stand on the front line. The technical thief can not participate in the battle according to the unspoken rules of adventurers. As a result
, I am the only one charging.
Although the fangs and claws of the ghoul are poisonous, how could I be afraid when I held up the epic shield "Umdiroken's Wall of Sighs"? It was my teammates who made me turn around and run away!
"You were sent here by the opposite party to play with me, right? Wasn't it true that your last teammate was killed by you?"
Longbowman Mary's longbow is specially made of ironwood. This kind of tree native to the Hengduan Mountains is as hard as iron. The wooden sword made of it can be used as a real sword, but if it is used to make a bow body, it is not something ordinary people can pull.
Moving.
But Mary is a century-old dwarf warrior, and her brute force is definitely no worse than that of a professional warrior. The bows and arrows that were supposed to be erratic and swift turned into heavy artillery with "Boom!" "Boom!"
The god of death could come at any time. If I had bowed my head a little slower just now, I might be bald now.
On the other side, the Ghoul King has already fought with our "technical thief" Agen.
You can't fight a technical thief? Have you ever seen a technical thief with a giant sword? Have you ever seen a technical thief who chopped up the Ghoul King until his flesh and blood flew everywhere? That guy is still crazy!
Judging from the thickened muscles and rolled eyes, this is still a high-level "complete madness", which means that while the girl's power has skyrocketed, she has also transformed into a killing machine that has no pain or reason. The Ghoul King was stripped down to his upper body in just two strokes. Judging from the way he drooled and stared at me, I was regarded as the biggest threat!
"Run quickly, Brother Roland! Agen is dizzy with blood. When he sees blood, he instinctively goes completely crazy and refuses to recognize his relatives!"
Okay, I finally know why this guy doesn't become a soldier. Going completely berserk is the last resort, but he can't control himself. Doesn't that mean that as long as he goes to the battlefield, he will kill both the enemy and us!
"You professional cheaters are cheating on me!" (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature for better novels and faster updates!
