One hundred and eighty eighth chapter Shanzhai Yushao
At about seven o'clock, Xiao Feng drove out of the villa and went to Hellfire to pick up Lao Wang and go to the banquet with him.
Hellfire is where Tianmen's headquarters is located. As Tianmen grows, Hellfire's reputation becomes more and more famous, and its influence has even surpassed that of Twelve and Thirty.
There is an endless stream of people coming here every night, especially young people, who want to come and meet the legendary Three Young Masters of Tianmen.
Of course, there are many little girls who idolize the gangsters and come to the hell fire to sacrifice themselves. This makes Huo Tian and Zhang Yu very comfortable. They not only save money on calling chickens, but also can be grooms every night. ,Why not do it.
As soon as Xiao Feng got out of the car, he saw an exaggeratedly dressed little girl next to him, holding up a mobile phone and boasting: "Do you know who I want to sleep with tonight? Tianmen Yu, have you heard of it?"
"Yes, it's the silver-haired Young Master Yu. Huh, I'm envious. Okay, I won't bullshit you anymore. I have to buy a box set quickly. Grandma's. Young Master Yu is good at everything, but he's a bit stingy. I sleep with him, and... You have to ask me to prepare my own condoms. Hang up, I'm going to buy Durex," the little girl said and hung up the phone.
Xiao Feng broke into a cold sweat after hearing this. It felt so glorious to go out to sleep with a man. Also, Xiao Yuzi was so damn pissy that girls had to bring their own condoms.
"What are you looking at, idiot, do you know whose woman I am? I am..." the little girl pointed at Xiao Feng and shouted arrogantly.
"I know, I know, Master Yu's woman," Xiao Feng said hurriedly.
The little girl nodded proudly: "It's good to know. Hey, let me ask you, how did you know?"
"You called just now and said you wanted to sleep with Young Master Yu. I accidentally overheard it. Haha, it is indeed an honor to sleep with Young Master Yu," Xiao Feng smiled jokingly.
The little girl became angry and said: "Boy, don't you fucking leave. If you dare to eavesdrop on my phone call, I will destroy you today." After saying that, she dialed the number in a stern voice: "Hey, Mr. Yu, wuwu, I'm being raped." Bullied, who am I, oh, I am 'Xiaoye', the one you asked me to come out to buy condoms, eh, eh, come out quickly, I have been beaten up, okay, I will wait for you, booboo, "
Xiao Feng admired the little girl's acting skills and was really impressed. Compared to her, any queen or movie queen was weak. She was obviously glaring at him to be arrogant, but her voice was pitiful. She seemed to be really suffering. It feels like a grievance, but Young Master Yu's current vision is really vulgar, and he dares to buy something with such a scary look.
"Forget it, sister, you are too powerful, I am afraid of you, okay," Xiao Feng said and prepared to leave.
"You are not allowed to leave," the little girl refused, stepping forward and grabbing Xiao Feng's clothes: "Wait until Young Master Yu comes out to deal with you,"
Xiao Feng nodded helplessly: "Okay, I'll wait here for Master Yu to come out and beat me up." After saying that, he simply sat on the lawn next to him, took out his cigarette, and started smoking leisurely.
Seeing that Xiao Feng was not afraid, but instead so calm, the little sister couldn't help but said angrily: "You bastard, if you are so proud now, Master Yu will beat you until you can't stop crying,"
"Haha, well, you can even call me grandma if you beat him," Xiao Feng smiled nonchalantly.
Three minutes passed, five minutes passed, and it was nearly ten minutes. Xiao Feng was impatient to wait: "Sister, is Master Yu coming or not? If he doesn't come, then I have to go. I have other things to do." Well, I don’t have time to chat with you here,”
"Just wait," the little girl gritted her teeth, took out her cell phone and dialed again, over and over again, but no one answered.
Seeing that his little sister couldn't get through, Xiao Feng took out his cell phone, found Zhang Yu's number, and dialed: "Hey, Xiao Yuzi, your mazi asked you to come and beat me up, why don't you come?"
"Well, who is my son?" Zhang Yu was full of doubts.
Xiao Feng frowned slightly: "She was the one who accompanied you to have sex, and you asked her to bring her own condom. She seems to be called 'Xiaoye',"
"What the fuck, Brother Feng, just leave me alone. I'm looking for a girl to have sex with, and I have to ask her to bring her own condom," Zhang Yu was unhappy.
Xiao Feng curled his lips: "Don't talk nonsense. I'm next to the Hellfire parking lot. Come over here."
"Oh, three minutes," after saying that, Zhang Yu hung up the phone.
"Do you know Mr. Yu," the little girl stared at Xiao Feng and couldn't help but ask.
Xiao Feng shrugged and said casually: "Oh, I've met twice, but I'm not very familiar with it."
"Since you know him, I will let you go as much as possible today. Okay, you can go," the little girl rolled her eyes and waved her hand.
Xiao Feng grinned: "Young Master Yu will be here soon. I'll wait with you for a while."
"It's up to you." Little Taimei also sat next to Xiao Feng and reached out to poke him: "Let me ask you, is Mr. Yu good in bed?"
"..." Xiao Feng was speechless: "Well, I've never slept with him, how would I know?"
The little sister looked at Xiao Feng's face carefully and asked with a smile: "You look like a human, why don't you try it with Mr. Yu?"
"What are you trying?" Xiao Feng asked doubtfully. At the same time, he secretly despised him in his heart. He looks like a dog. Is this a compliment? He is uneducated and terrible.
The little girl took out a lady's cigarette, lit it, and blew out a puff of smoke in Xiao Feng's face: "Isn't it popular to have gay sex now? Why don't you try it with Mr. Yu?"
Xiao Feng was a little disgusted by the cold and quickly moved his body: "Well, let's wait for Young Master Yu, haha,"
Less than three minutes later, Zhang Yu led his two younger brothers towards this side, his flamboyant silver hair invisibly exuding a sense of arrogance.
"Brother Feng, this is," Zhang Yu held a cigarette in his mouth and said hello to Xiao Feng. He glanced at the little girl next to him, looked at it for a few times, and muttered to himself, could it be that Brother Feng likes the little girl again? There's nothing wrong with liking a little girl, but you can't find such a top-notch one. She dresses like a ghost and scares people when she comes out at night.
"Young Master Yu, this is your son," Xiao Feng smiled evilly and pointed at the little girl next to him.
"..." Zhang Yu was startled: "My son, my idiot, Brother Feng, I wouldn't let you curse people like this without spitting out curse words."
The little sister also noticed Zhang Yu, her eyes paused on his hair, and asked in surprise: "You are Young Master Yu of Tianmen,"
"It's true," Zhang Yu shook his long hair coolly.
Xiao Feng smiled, stood up and said: "He is really Tianmen Yu Shao. Don't you want to sleep with him? Go to sleep now. Oh, you don't need to buy condoms yourself. This beast has a handful of condoms in his pocket."
"..." Zhang Yu took out dozens of condoms from his pocket: "Brother Feng, do you need it? Look, there are Durex, Jieshibon, B Shuang, True Colors of a Hero, Liehuo... which one do you want?"
"He is Tianmen Master Yu, so who is the one I just saw?" The little girl didn't pay attention to the condom in Zhang Yu's hand and was dumbfounded.
Xiao Feng walked up to Zhang Yu and put his arm around his shoulder: "Xiao Yuzi, you are so popular now that there are even copycat Yu Shao,"
Zhang Yu couldn't hold back his anger when he heard this. I am so elegant and graceful, yet there are still people who can imitate him, "Sister, you just met a young master Yu, what does he look like?"
"I'm not as tall as you, my face is not as handsome as yours, and I don't have an arrogant temperament," the little girl looked at Zhang Yu in front of her and felt that she had been deceived and met a knockoff.
"..." Zhang Yu was helpless: "He is not tall, handsome, and has no temperament. Why do you think he is Young Master Yu?"
The little girl is about to cry: "He has silver hair and a tattoo of a devil legend, so I believe it."
"What a fool," Zhang Yu was furious and took the little girl's hand: "Where is that fake guy? Take me there and I will kill him."
He is a majestic Tianmen Yu Shao, but someone dares to impersonate him. He is really impatient. All his silver hair was pulled out, and his tattoos and skin were removed.
"I can take you to find him, but you have to promise me one thing," the little girl said excitedly, grabbing Zhang Yu's hand with her backhand.
"You said, as long as you can lead me to find that bastard who ruined my reputation, I will agree to many things. Grandma, even if you pretend to be me, you actually accompany me to have sex, and you have to bring your own condom. I'm so stingy. "?" Zhang Yu was really angry.
The little girl's breasts were pressed against Zhang Yu's arms, rubbing them constantly: "I want to sleep with you tonight, is that okay?"
"..." Xiao Feng was speechless.
"..." Zhang Yu was speechless.
"..." The two Tianmen boys were also speechless.
None of them expected that this little girl would actually make such a request. It was so fucking shocking that they were shocked to the point of being shocked and smoking.
Zhang Yu looked at the little girl's makeup, gritted his teeth, hugged her neck and kissed her hard: "I agree," his tone was solemn and solemn, as if he was about to go to the execution ground.
Xiao Feng secretly gave Zhang Yu a thumbs up, you are really brave.
The little sister jumped excitedly: "Okay, let's go, I will take you to catch that liar. Humph, you dare to impersonate our Young Master Yu, you are looking for death."
Xiao Feng glanced at his phone and saw that there was still some time, nodded: "Let's go, Xiao Yuzi, I'll go with you to take a look,"
Xiao Feng wanted to know, was this counterfeit person pretending to be Zhang Yu just to defraud these little girls, or did he have an ulterior motive? Thousands of miles of dams were destroyed by ant nests. There were some things that had to be guarded against.
Zhang Yu didn't think about it as much as Xiao Feng. He just wanted to catch the impostor and said, "Let's go."
A group of five people walked towards the underground level of Hellfire. Under the leadership of Little Taimei, they quickly found the location of the counterfeit goods.
"Sister, you go first," Xiao Feng grabbed the impulsive Zhang Yu and said to the little sister.
The little sister also felt a fire in her heart, and nodded: "Okay," after saying that, she walked towards the fake girl holding the beautiful woman in her arms.
"Young Master Yu," the little girl took a deep breath and put her hand on the knockoff's shoulder.
The copycat Yu Shao turned around and saw the little girl, his face was a little embarrassed, and then shouted: "Oh, you are back, Xiaoye, I took people out just now, but I didn't find you."
"Really, Young Master Yu," the little girl raised her hand and slapped Young Master Yu in the face of the cottage. The loud slap shocked everyone around.
"Who is this bitch? She dares to hit Master Yu of Tianmen? It couldn't be that Master Yu played with her to make her pregnant and then abandoned her. She should come to settle the score with Master Yu," various discussions rang out all around.
Zhang Yu listened to the guests' discussion, anger surged on his face, and he walked quickly towards the counterfeit goods.
"You bitch, do you fucking know who I am? How dare you hit me?" Shanzhai Master Yu became furious after receiving a slap in the face. He raised his hand to hit the little girl.
As soon as the counterfeiter raised his hand, he felt a sharp pain in his lower back. Then his body flew into the air and hit the bar hard. "You are Young Master Yu. If you have the guts, tell me again," Zhang Yu said coldly. The sound sounded,