Xiao Feng curled his lips in disapproval. This belief is sometimes more powerful than MLM brainwashing!
"Pastor, tell me, why should I believe in your merciful Lord? What can he bring me? Power? Money? Beauty?"
The pastor was about to answer, but was interrupted by Huo Wu, "Brother Feng, I'm going to go shopping somewhere else first, and we'll meet at the door later."
Huo Wu knew Xiao Feng well, and when she saw that expression on his face, she knew that the priest was going to suffer.
However, my aunt still had a lot of curiosity about this sacred church, so she decided to take a walk, otherwise her trip would be in vain.
"Okay, let Crab and Shanshan follow you." Xiao Feng put his hands on Huo Wu's shoulders and said gently.
Although Huo Wu was unwilling, he knew that if Lian Crab and Shan Shan were not allowed to follow him, Xiao Feng would definitely not let him act alone.
After all, when they first arrived in the three eastern provinces, someone tried to shoot them on Highway 588.
When Huo Wu and Crab Hill disappeared at the end of the corridor, Xiao Feng turned around and found that the priest was still there, looking at him with a smile.
"Damn it, Pastor, although I know I'm not bad looking, but what do you mean when you look at me with such hungry eyes?" Xiao Feng put his pockets in his pockets and leaned against the wall. Behind him was the great and holy man.
Madonna wall painting.
The pastor first shook his head, then nodded, sighed, and then looked at Xiao Feng with admiration.
"Damn it, Pastor, have you been fooled by that old guy of God? Your brain is no longer functioning properly. Why do you look so stupid?" Xiao Feng changed his feet and continued to maintain the same posture.
"You are really suitable for entering Christianity. You are a malleable seedling." The pastor thought he had discovered a great treasure.
Xiao Feng was speechless when he heard what the pastor said. He looked funny, but his eyes were slightly sharp. Although the pastor concealed it well, he was definitely not an ordinary person.
However, this funny pastor kept telling himself to believe in God, which aroused Xiao Feng's curiosity.
"Although I don't know where your terrible conclusion comes from, but you can tell me what are the benefits of believing in this God?" Xiao Feng asked.
Xiao Feng's words played into the pastor's hands. He opened up the conversation, "God can be a bright guiding light when you are confused. God will not treat those sincere believers badly."
The pastor paused here, glanced at Xiao Feng, and continued: "God will also give those true believers what they want. God is God and the greatest existence in the world. As long as everyone believes in God's words
, then there won’t be so many disputes in this world, and the whole world will always develop in a peaceful era.”
Several bursts of applause rang out, and Xiao Feng clapped his hands: "Pastor, I think it would be a waste if you don't do MLM."
The smile on the pastor's lips froze, "Sir, how can you insult my profession?"
Xiao Feng sniffed his nose and took out a pack of cigarettes from his trouser pocket.
"Hey, sir, smoking is not allowed here." The pastor stopped him.
Xiao Feng ignored it, lit it on his own, took a deep breath, raised his head and slowly blew smoke rings into the air, soaking his face in the smoke.
"Pastor, let me ask you, is there a rule in the Bible against smoking? Is there a rule in the Bible against killing people?" Xiao Feng asked two questions in a row.
The pastor thought carefully for a while and said: "No smoking is allowed, but God's people must be compassionate and cannot kill people casually."
Xiao Feng grinned and smiled: "Okay, pastor, stop talking about these useless things. I'm really not interested in your God! In this way, if you want to join a pyramid scheme, I have some connections and can give it to you.
Go in! With your eloquence, you will definitely become a big boss in less than two years, drive a Mercedes-Benz, live in a villa and sleep with beautiful women..."
When the pastor heard Xiao Feng's words, he was stunned for a moment. Why did he let himself join the pyramid scheme?
Xiao Feng walked over, patted the pastor on the shoulder, and said in a funny way: "I'll be here today, pastor. May the Buddha bless you, Amitabha."
After saying that, Xiao Feng turned around and wanted to leave. He had no interest in this priest anymore. Whether he was a master or not, it had nothing to do with him.
"Wait." The pastor quickly caught up with Xiao Feng.
"What, Mr. Pastor, are you planning to believe in Buddha? Or should you consider joining a pyramid scheme?" Xiao Feng said with a smile, holding a cigarette in his mouth.
The pastor was a little dumbfounded. Is he trying to convert people to Christianity, or is this guy just coming to the church to cause trouble? This is so annoying!
"No, no, I just want to continue discussing with you, my Buddha, no no, our Lord..."
Xiao Feng rolled his eyes and didn't bother to pay attention to the pastor. It would be better to go find his sister Huo Wu and cultivate their relationship.
But Xiao Feng didn't take two steps. His sensitive hearing made him realize that something was happening not far ahead. That direction was exactly where Huo Wu went to play. He was shocked and rushed out quickly.
"Wu'er." Xiao Feng shouted loudly, but he didn't hear the answer. He secretly screamed inwardly and quickened his pace.
After turning around in a circle, a strong smell of blood came. Xiao Feng stopped and looked around for a few times. He breathed a sigh of relief when he found no familiar figure.
"Sir, your speed is incredible." Suddenly, a priest's voice appeared next to him, startling Xiao Feng.
"Damn, he's scary, he's scary! When did you follow me here so quietly?" Xiao Feng looked at the pastor, but his heart tightened. There is such a weird pastor in this church, and he's so fast.
It must be the level of a human weapon!
"Haha, I just wanted to..." Before the pastor could finish his words, he saw something in the corner of his eye, and his face suddenly turned cold.
"Brother Feng, what's wrong?" Huo Wu's delicate voice came belatedly and appeared behind Xiao Feng.
Xiao Feng suddenly turned around and finally felt relieved when he saw Huo Wu was safe and sound. Especially when he saw the crabs and hills behind her, he felt that his worries were unfounded.
"Wu'er, come to me quickly." A smell of blood emerged, Xiao Feng frowned, and shouted to Huo Wu.
At this time, the pastor also frowned and looked in one direction.
The ground there was already covered with a layer of blood, and when you looked up, you saw the body of a nun hanging above the head of a statue.
The blood on the ground was flowing out from the nun's belly, which had a hole in it, and there were several intestines that fell out of the nun's belly on the statue.
The priest walked to the statue and stood there, wondering what he was thinking.
"Brother Feng, there is a killer here." Huo Wu's face changed slightly, this nun died a bit miserably!
Just as Xiao Feng was about to nod, he saw the priest suddenly move. His body was as fast as lightning, and he ran straight towards several statues nearby. With his five fingers forming claws, he looked behind one of the larger statues and grabbed a man.
"You dare to kill people here, the Lord will not forgive you." The pastor's gloomy voice sounded in the killer's ears.
Xiao Feng couldn't help but sneer after seeing this, this idiot pastor wouldn't want to persuade the killer to join the ranks of those who believe in God.
"Then you have to pay for the nun with your life." The priest's next words made his murderous intent surge.
The killer sensed the approaching danger and wanted to struggle, but there was no chance.
The priest's fingers suddenly plunged into the killer's neck. The originally weak fingers seemed to turn into extremely sharp tools, directly inserted into the killer's neck.
Immediately, he dug his hand out, and the killer's throat was pulled out, and blood spurted out. The priest dodged and avoided the splash of blood.
Huo Wu and others were in a daze. They didn't expect that this weak-looking priest was actually a master, as Xiao Feng had guessed, and even reached the level of a human weapon.
"Um, Mr. Pastor, are you sure you believe in your God? Why do you still kill people?" Xiao Feng joked. Just now, the pastor said that he was too murderous and wanted God to protect him. Now I see the pastor's murderous methods.
, he was also drunk.
"I'm not a monk, why can't I kill someone?" The pastor's natural reason left everyone speechless.
Xiao Feng laughed heartily. He liked such deviant people who did not follow common sense like him.
"Pastor, there are still a few bastards here." Xiao Feng turned his head and looked to the other side.
At the end of the long corridor, there were several thick and murderous killers, walking slowly towards this side.
Xiao Feng didn't need to think about it, these were also directed at him. It seemed that someone really spared no effort.
"Who is Xiao Feng?" the leader of the killer asked standing in front.
Xiao Feng put his hands in his pockets and said calmly: "I am."
After confirming their identities, the killers rushed over without saying a word. They all held sharp knives in their hands, which were short and sharp, and were suitable for close attacks.
The killer wants to catch him unawares, but who is Brother Feng? Such a scumbag is simply not enough.
Before Xiao Feng took action, someone was faster than him. As soon as the killer moved, the priest's figure appeared in front of them.
When the killer saw the priest rushing up, he subconsciously shouted angrily and kept waving the sharp knife in his hand.
I saw a rapidly shaking shadow flashing past a killer. When it stopped, I saw there were bleeding holes on the killer's neck, and the killer was lying on the ground with his eyes open.
"Holy shit, it's really not illegal for this priest to kill someone." When Xiao Feng said this, the remaining killers were all killed by the priest one after another.
No one was left alive. Xiao Feng originally wanted to save an animal and ask which turtle grandson dared to risk his life and dare to have evil intentions on him, but now he has no choice, they are all dead.
"Brother Feng, this priest is a bit perverted." Huo Wu frowned and looked at the various dead killers on the ground. Some had their necks cut off, some had their heads smashed open, and some had their bodies collapsed. There were even
All his limbs were cut off, and then he was stabbed in the heart.
"It's okay, brother is here." Xiao Feng patted Huo Wu's little hand and said softly.
"Mr. Pastor, you are going too fast. I would also like to ask who sent this." Xiao Feng curled his lips and said.
After the priest killed someone, his whole feeling was different. He was no longer sanctimonious, but more murderous.
"Humph, I'm just too angry." The priest actually ignored the body lying on the ground, but walked to the place where the nun died and paid silent tribute.
Xiao Feng and Huo Wu originally came out to play, but now they are like this. They are really boring. The latter pouted his little mouth and was a little unhappy.
"Come on, dear, don't be upset, wait until we can continue playing, okay?" Xiao Feng put his arm around Huo Wu's shoulders.
Huo Wu snorted, it was really disappointing.
"Okay, how about I wait until I find the mastermind behind the scenes and let Wu'er cut off his flesh with one knife?"
But before Huo Wu could answer, the priest came over again, "Sir, this is really cruel of you."
As soon as the pastor's words came out, no one was shocked. Who is more cruel? Even God, no, even God knows, right?!
