There is a rule on the road. When you come out, there are three things to do. First, drink to get rid of bad luck; second, take a bath to get rid of bad luck; third, find a girl to get rid of anger.
Xiao Feng is not a real Taoist person, and he doesn't pay much attention to it, but it is still necessary to take a comfortable cold bath.
"The lights are on at the beginning of the night, and there are so many people coming and going in a hurry..." In the large bathroom on the first floor, Xiao Feng hummed a song and put on a bathrobe.
After tidying up, I threw the clothes into the washing machine and pressed the button. Just as I was about to leave, my eyes glanced at the clothes hangers, but I couldn't move them anymore.
"Damn, women's underwear!" Xiao Feng's eyes widened, and he felt excited.
Men are not very immune to these things. Seeing this thing, it is easy to have random thoughts. Looking at the underwear on the hanger, and then looking at other places, I finally confirmed that Lin Lin must have taken a shower in this bathroom in the afternoon.
"So there's an advantage to not having water on the second floor. Hey, I've earned it! It's really the best cohabitation life, I like it!" Xiao Feng stared at Lin Lin's pink underwear, feeling excited and hot in his heart.
After struggling in his heart, Xiao Feng finally couldn't help it. He looked back and saw that no one was at the door, and grabbed his underwear. "Buy some close-fitting underwear. My dream in high school has finally come true." Xiao Feng muttered,
I accidentally put it under my nose and smelled it.
A virgin fragrance emanated from the clothes, which made Xiao Feng feel relaxed and happy. After sniffing, Xiao Feng opened the bra and measured it: "Well, C cup, hey, if you put it in your hands and knead it,
It feels so good." Xiao Feng fell into infinite pleasure.
I don’t know how long it took, but Xiao Feng, who woke up from masturbation, looked at his pink underwear again. On the front of the underwear, there was a cartoon picture, and Xiao Feng vaguely remembered that it seemed to be called ‘Ali’.
Xiao Feng glanced at Ah Li and curled his lips. Who the hell is Ah Li? Putting his own profile picture on it is a serious matter.
"Huh?" Suddenly, Xiao Feng's eyes touched a drop of red blood on his underwear, and he could no longer move his eyes away. "Nima, brother, I have been in love for more than ten years and have never done anything like this. Today I finally got my wish.
." Xiao Feng muttered, his face full of excitement.
What Xiao Feng didn't notice was that at the door of the bathroom, Lin Lin stared at Xiao Feng with her face flushed and her body trembling slightly. What was Brother Feng holding in his hand, was his underwear? Lin Lin wished she could find a place to sew it up now.
Got in.
Suddenly, Xiao Feng, as if he felt something, suddenly turned his head and looked towards the door. At this look, his tempered old face turned red, and his face was full of embarrassment. "Uh, Lin Lin~
"
"Ah~~" Lin Lin, who was in the midst of random thoughts, was startled by Xiao Feng's voice, and then said weakly: "You, what are you doing with my underwear?"
At this moment, Xiao Feng only felt that this was underwear in his hand. It was clearly a bombshell! It was over. His image was ruined. In Lin Lin's heart, he must have turned into a wretched and perverted uncle!
God knows, this is my first time! Curiosity can kill people! God, please strike me to death with lightning! Xiao Feng wants to cry but has no tears.
"Oh, I took your underwear because, uh, there was a bug on it. Well, I took it off for you. Haha." Xiao Feng smiled awkwardly and said such a lame reason.
How could Lin Lin believe it? This was obviously an excuse! "So, what about the bug?" Lin Lin suddenly felt a little funny. Xiao Feng could even find such a lame excuse.
"Insects? Uh, where are the insects?" Xiao Feng cursed secretly again, this little girl is forcing me to make a fool of myself! "The insects are in the toilet." He pointed at it, and his old face started to feel hot again.
But when Xiao Feng's eyes fell on the toilet, he shouted in his heart, Damn, bug, bug, I love you to death! You clearly have the fearless spirit of sacrificing your life for righteousness!
How could Lin Lin believe Xiao Feng's words? She walked in quickly, took the clothes from Xiao Feng's hand, glanced at her inadvertently, and was stunned. Sure enough, there was a small insect in the toilet. "Could it be that what he said is true?"
Lin Lin thought with a fever on her face.
"Lin Lin, look, is there a bug? I'm doing a good job!" Xiao Feng felt a lot more confident when he looked at the bug in the toilet.
Lin Lin nodded hurriedly and ran out of the bathroom with a nervous expression. She actually had something she didn't ask, "Do you need to smell it to catch bugs?" But with her face, she couldn't really ask.
Xiao Feng sat helplessly on the toilet, feeling exhausted in his heart. This was much more tiring than fighting the enemy for 500 rounds!
While he breathed a sigh of relief, he was still a little worried. When did this little girl come? She couldn't have come earlier, right? Oh, who cares about her, just let it be a misunderstanding. I will use that strong character to prove that I am not a low-level person.
Interesting perversion!
He stood up and glanced at the little bugs in the toilet: "Brother Bug, have a good trip!" After saying that, he pressed the flush button. The bug corpses on the water swirled and disappeared into the toilet.
I straightened my pajamas and left the bathroom. At the same time, I secretly told myself that the next time I do something like this, I must close the door!
There was no sign of Lin Lin in the living room, and she seemed to have gone back to the bedroom. Xiao Feng grabbed an apple from the coffee table and returned to his room.
Just after taking a few bites of the apple, the ringtone rang, and the word "Liu Liu" danced on the huge mobile phone screen. Xiao Feng pressed to answer: "Hey, gangster, are you discharged from the hospital?"
"Well, I'm discharged from the hospital. Come to me tomorrow with your clues. I will seize the time to help you check your life experience." Liu Liu didn't say any nonsense and went straight to the topic.
When Xiao Feng heard this, his face became serious: "Well, okay. I'll go find you tomorrow morning. Well, bye." After hanging up the phone, he took off the jade pendant and stroked it gently: "I hope
You can find it, don’t make me wait too long!”
After a long time, Xiao Feng grabbed his cell phone and called Huo Tian: "Hey, A Tian, I have to go out to do something tomorrow. You must keep an eye on the villa and be careful of the Wild Wolf Gang."
"Come on, Brother Feng, don't worry. Oh, Wu'er wants to talk to you." Huo Tian's voice was intermittent, and finally lost his voice.
"Brother Feng, I have something to talk to you about." Huo Wu's voice was serious.
Xiao Feng was stunned. Which muscle did this girl have? "Uh, tell me."
"I'm going to live in your villa!" Huo Wu's voice became more serious.
"Ah?" Xiao Feng's mouth twitched: "You come to my villa? What are you doing here?" Xiao Feng wants a little fairy, and Huo Wu is a little witch. What's more, he also has his brother's sister.
It’s hard to do anything!
Huo Wu was silent for a while: "I found your rental advertisement, five hundred and one month, all expenses are included. Well, I wonder who your girlfriend is, Brother Feng? Is it Lin Lin? Lin Lin didn't follow me like this.
That's right." Huo Wu was already smiling like a little fox.
Xiao Feng was helpless. This was a clear threat to himself. "Well, Wu'er, you are the brother I have watched since I was a child. Well, it stands to reason that if you want to live here, of course I welcome it. But, I am a man.
, this is inconvenient."
"And, is it convenient for you and Lin Lin to sleep together? I don't care, I'm going to live there! Hum, if you don't agree, then I will announce your conspiracy to the world, let everyone know that you are wearing a
A wolf in sheep's clothing!" Huo Wu continued to threaten.
Xiao Feng wiped his cold sweat, what does it mean to sleep together with Lin Lin? Well, he wanted to sleep together, but could Lin Lin agree?
Especially after hearing Huo Wu's naked threat, Xiao Feng lost his temper: "Come on, damn, come if you want. Be careful I sleepwalk into your room at night!"
"Huh, I'm afraid of you!" Huo Wu smiled contemptuously: "Okay, I'm going to pack my things and move in tomorrow morning. Huo Tian, give you your cell phone."
Xiao Feng was speechless. This girl was getting more and more outrageous. She even called Huotian by her name?
"Hello? Brother Feng~" Huo Tian's weak voice sounded.
"Damn it, Huo Wu came here and you didn't stop her!" Xiao Feng shouted angrily.
Huo Tian's voice was helpless: "Forget it, Brother Feng, I'll leave this little trouble to you and save you from annoying me all day long. Besides, it's not bad to have her and Lin Lin as companions, right?"
"Uh." Xiao Feng thought about it and realized that this was also the case. The key point is that there is a very practical issue to consider. Will the fire dance party teach Lin Lin bad things?
"Brother Feng." Suddenly, Huo Tian regained his energy and lowered his voice: "When you push Lin Lin down, push Wu'er too. This girl has admired you very much since she was a child, and now she sees other boys even more.
I don’t like it! You, the old man, can’t bear to accept it? Besides, I can rest assured with you.”
Xiao Feng's hand holding the phone trembled, and he almost threw it away. After a long time, Xiao Feng popped out a few words from between his teeth: "Damn, is Huo Wu your biological sister?!"
