Chapter 359 Turning Faces Is Faster Than Turning Books
"Qing'er, Qing'er!"
Kong Ming staggered a few steps, his hands trembling uncontrollably, and then he grabbed Cao Ning's collar angrily.
"Thief Cao, what did you do to Qing'er? Give me Qing'er back."
"I didn't realize that you are still a man who loves his wife. We are quite similar in this regard."
Seeing Kong Ming's anxious face with all the flesh wrinkled up, Cao Ning looked at him with a smile on his face.
"Okay, don't be nervous!
I just put her into the Soul Capture Bag temporarily, and when the time is right, I will send her to the bridge to drink soup."
In fact, sending Feng Qingqing to be reincarnated was a lie. Cao Ning's real intention was to see Kong Ming's reaction.
"Crossing the bridge and drinking soup? Are you telling the truth?"
"Why am I lying to you? This is my job. Even if it wasn't for you, I would still perform my duties.
Of course, if you have other ways to deal with it, such as if you lack a maid to serve tea and water, you can also mention it to me.
After all, we are all so familiar with each other, so I still have to sell you to save face." Cao Ning explained with a smile.
"Oh, that's it!"
Kong Ming immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and then he bowed his hands and said, "Well, I'll thank you first...wait a minute, Mr. Cao, you are trying to trick me."
Kong Ming reacted and his eyes widened immediately: "Don't try to win over me with this, Liang is not familiar with you.
No matter how you deal with it, Liang will never surrender to you."
Kong Ming put aside Cao Ning and calmly stretched out his hands to straighten his clothes.
He shook the feather fan lightly in his hand, held his head high, and the arrogant expression on his face seemed to repel people thousands of miles away.
"Why does this old Kong turn his back faster than he can flip through a book..."
Cao Ning stuck out his tongue and muttered a few words, but ignored him and let him stand there alone and upright.
"Is this guy dead?"
Cao Ning kicked Qian Feng casually and said, "Hey, we're here. Get up and cross the bridge to drink soup."
Qian Feng was still lying on the ground motionless. Within a few seconds, red and black blood flowed out from the corner of his mouth, and the blood was mixed with an astringent taste.
"Stop kicking. I just checked. This guy is scared out of his wits."
Lin Xiaoyun stood beside him with his arms folded and said angrily.
"Is he dead now? Then this guy is too boring!"
Cao Ning curled his lips, and then a ball of purple energy formed in the palm of his right hand, "It's not good even if you die, this kind of scum will only increase the burden on the underworld."
I saw his index finger slightly raised, and Qian Feng's body lying on the ground immediately separated a ray of transparent soul.
"Where is this? The underworld... Hey, hey, my lord, have mercy on me, my lord, have mercy on me!"
Qian Feng had just sat up from his body, and before he could react, Cao Ning grabbed him by the neck.
Qian Feng's soul body that had just been stripped away was very weak, and now he was completely at the bottom of the food chain.
Because he is just a living soul without any resentment or resentment.
To be more precise, he scared himself to death before he was ready to accumulate resentment.
"Lao Kong, I'll give you a gift!"
Cao Ning casually threw Qian Feng in front of Kong Ming: "Here, this is the murderer who persecuted your little wife. I leave it to you."
“Your little wife!!!
Thief Cao, please stop talking nonsense, tarnishing her reputation like this is no different than being an executioner." Kong Ming blushed, and his body shivered with anger.
"Okay, okay, whatever you want to say, it's your own family affairs and I don't want to take care of it. Just look at it." Cao Ning shrugged indifferently.
But this made Qian Feng, who was kneeling on the ground, confused.
"My lord, my lord, I, I am already dead, why don't you let me go?"
Qian Feng was so frightened that he knelt on the ground and begged for mercy.
"You still have the nerve to say, do you know who this is? Don't tell me you're dead, even if you cross the bridge and drink soup, I'll take you back and beat you up."
Kong Ming waved his feather fan and said angrily: "Okay, thief Cao, don't try to anger me. The law of heaven and reincarnation will have its own justice.
Since he is dead, his soul should return to the underworld to face trial.
You take him on the road!"
"It's a beautiful idea. If you ask me to take him away, I will take him away. Wouldn't it be very shameful for me?"
Cao Ning pursed his lips and raised his head and hummed: "The spiritual realm is not under my control, so I have no obligation to take him back to the underworld.
If you want to take care of it, then take him back yourself."
"you..."
Kong Ming was choked and speechless!
Asking him to send people back to the underworld is not a buy-one-get-one-free deal, and he will have to wait and see whether he can come back by then.
Kong Ming stared at Cao Ning with a straight face: "Since he is not under your control, why are you taking Qing'er? She is not a dead soul in your jurisdiction."
"Does your family live on the main road? You are so lenient with your management!"
Cao Ning rolled his eyes and said, "Can't I work overtime if I want to?
Isn't it normal for an outstanding person like me to shine and contribute to the underworld?"
"..."
Kong Ming was speechless for a moment!
This was the first time he heard someone talk about double standards in such a righteous way.
But he knew in his heart that Cao Ning was giving him a chance to take revenge with his own hands.
"Cao Cao, do you think I will be grateful to you if you say this?"
Kong Ming waved his feather fan and turned away: "You underestimate Liang too much!
Since you don't want to take care of it, then why should I bother you? Just let him fend for himself."
"Okay, then let him fend for himself!"
Cao Ning snapped his fingers!
Hearing a loud roar, Xu Chu, who had been waiting beside him for a long time, suddenly raised his big foot and flattened the thatched cottage with one step.
"Thief Cao, you, you, what do you mean?"
Kong Ming saw his beloved home being trampled down like this, and he felt angry and annoyed, but he was helpless to do anything about it.
"Hey, Lao Kong, you don't know, I have prepared a villa for you in the earthly world, which is much better than your house in the wilderness.
Let's go, let's go, I'll take you to see new things, look at you, you're almost getting moldy just by staying here.
I know that there is a newly opened club in Jiangning that offers bathing and massage services, and the technicians there are more handsome than the last.
Don’t worry, I will never tell my wife.”
Cao Ning put his arm on Kong Ming's shoulder, glanced at Lin Xiaoyun, and then left with the four fools.
...
At the same time, at the Jiangning Chengdong Crematorium on the other side, a life-threatening chase was taking place.
It was just dawning, and Mr. Lan didn't even bother to put on his shoes. He picked up his crutch and ran to the roof.
The old man looked around angrily, his face turning green with anger.
Just now, the old man got up to go to the toilet and found that his cloakroom door had been opened.
In the refrigerator, the meat, ginseng, bird's nest, and deer antlers he had saved for the New Year were all gone.
The last time it was looted by Cao Ning, at most some meat and drinks were lost.
This time, the supplements and the sword that had been with him for decades were all gone.
No need to guess, it must be those bad boys who did it.
No wonder these guys took turns to drink themselves to death the night before. It turned out that they had been eyeing his hidden goods early in the morning.
"Little bastards, don't let me catch you. If I catch you, I'll have to train you one by one."