Chapter 924 It's not a New Year's Day, why did you kill a pig?
On the other side, after learning that Moang was now in Li Weiwei's hands, Cao Ning immediately called her, but no one answered.
Just when Cao Ning was about to return to the underworld and find Li Weiwei in person, Xu Amber suddenly broke into the tent.
"Your Majesty, I don't know what the dragon army on the other side is up to. Their whole army is marching towards Guimen Pass." Xu Hupo reported.
"Can't stand it any longer? Could it be that we are preparing to attack?"
"It doesn't look like it!"
Xu Hubo shook his head and explained: "They lined up with millions of people but didn't see a single sword. It looked a bit like they were rushing to a big fair."
"Going to a big fair without bringing a sword, gun, sword or halberd? It's strange, what kind of plane are these old guys doing? Let's go and see!"
Cao Ning looked confused when he heard this.
An army of several million invades the gate of hell without any weapons. Isn't this just asking for abuse?
Unable to figure out the other party's intentions, Cao Ning had no choice but to lead his men to check.
When we arrived in front of the formation, we looked across the 800 miles of barren black land, and all the darkness was filled with the Dragon Palace Aquatic Tribe coming in groups.
They lined up neatly, marched steadily and vigorously towards the gate of hell.
"What do these old loaches want to do? Even if they rush to the charcoal fire rack, they don't have to eat so much at once. Then how can I finish eating them?"
"Big pot, big pot, here I come!"
Just when Cao Ning was puzzled, a dark red air mass suddenly appeared in mid-air.
From a distance, it looks like a ball of hot flames, with a figure on top of the flames.
When the red air ball came closer and took a closer look, it was clearly a cute girl with big eyes and a pair of ponytails on her head, wearing a JK suit.
At this moment, she was riding on a red beast that looked like a tiger but not a tiger, not like a dragon but not a dragon. It was so majestic.
"Hehe... Who is the craziest in the underworld? I am DJ Lazy King... My dear hanged ghosts, starving ghosts, unlucky ghosts, your dear lazy king, I am back again."
"..."
Seeing the annoying Zhao Xiaotuan back again, Cao Ning's face turned green with worry.
"No, why is this little devil back again? And the Husky pig? Who unchained it?"
Cao Ning raised his head and looked into the distance. The red air wave was clearly the fiery red Qi exuding from Di Ting's body. Whoever was sitting on its back now was Zhao Xiaotuan.
I thought that by imprisoning Di Ting's magic power, I would be able to let it stay in the earthly world, but unexpectedly, it was finally released from its confinement.
"Hehe, Big Pot, we haven't seen you for so long, do you miss me? Well, I know, I know, you don't need to say anything, I know you must miss me very much..."
After Di Ting left Zhao Xiaotuan in front of Cao Ning, he immediately hid in a corner consciously, but Zhao Xiaotuan came forward heartlessly.
Zhao Xiaotuan handed the fruit basket in his hand to Cao Ning: "Here, look, this is the gift I brought you. How about it? My sister is sweet, hee hee, but don't be too sweet.
"
"..."
Cao Ning looked at the gnawed basket with only the core residue left, and his old face suddenly grew long.
"Is this the gift you brought me?"
Looking at the residue in the fruit basket, Zhao Xiaotuan felt a little embarrassed!
She smiled innocently and scratched her head: "Hehe, cauldron, if I told you that this is the most popular specialty in the world now, would you believe it?"
"What do you think?"
"You won't believe it if I tell you... well... it was it, yes, it was eaten by it!"
Seeing Cao Ning's disgusted look, Zhao Xiaotuan immediately pointed to Di Ting in the corner.
"You're right about the big pot. It was eaten by the listener. I said it was a gift to the big pot so that it wouldn't eat it, but it didn't listen to me at all. Big pot, big pot, hurry up.
Beat it!"
"Ouch???"
Seeing how skillfully Zhao Xiaotuan deflected the blame, Di Ting, who was lying in the corner, was instantly stunned.
It stared at Zhao Xiaotuan with its big eyes.
Di Ting thought to herself: "I have to admit, you are indeed better than me at being a dog!"
"Hmph, you even dare to eat the gift I gave to Big Pot. You deserve to be beaten. Big Pot, flatten it, don't give me face... Hey, hey, wrong, wrong, it's not me, it's
Listen!"
Zhao Xiaotuan pouted and pointed proudly to listen, but unexpectedly, Cao Ning grabbed his pigtails with his backhand.
"Zhao Xiaotuan, please explain to me, when does that pig vomit core after eating something?"
"Ouch???"
Hearing the conversation between the two people, Di Ting rolled her eyes on the spot.
Who are you talking about? Have you ever seen a pig as majestic as me?
Why do you two have to take me with you when you two are quarreling?
Do you dare to be shot while lying down?
"Ah...it hurts, it hurts, cauldron, please listen to me explain to you..."
Zhao Xiaotuan screamed anxiously when his pigtails were grabbed, but it still could not change Cao Ning's determination to use thunderous means.
I saw him holding Xiaotuan around the waist and pressing him on his right knee. Then he took off his left slipper and hit Zhao Xiaotuan on the buttocks, giving him a fat beating.
"It just so happens that my hands have been itchy recently and I have no place to vent. You are unlucky today!"
"Ah... no! Wuwuwu, you bully me, Big Pot, I want to tell my sister-in-law... Wuwuwu, my ass is going to be beaten to pieces."
"Ooooooo! Ooooooh!"
Seeing Zhao Xiaotuan being beaten by Cao Ning and listening to Zhao Xiaotuan jump up and down excitedly, he was even happier than eating tons of seafood.
Well, let you betray me...ah, let you frame me, okay now...now you know the price of not giving me fruit.
"Ah...this...are you so down-to-earth now? You can even hit people with an artistic sense!"
Seeing such a "harmonious" scene between the two people and one beast, Xu Hubo, who was leading the formation, couldn't stand it anymore and quickly asked the entire army to turn their backs.
"What are you looking at? If there is anything interesting to see, have you ever seen an adult educating a child? Turn away from me."
Although Xu Hubo's words were harsh, he still couldn't help but secretly turn his head and take a look with his back turned.
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At the same time, on the other side, in front of the Shui Tribe army,
Ao Guang couldn't help frowning when he heard the shrill wailing, and kept looking at the opposite side with his presbyopic eyes.
"It's strange, it's not the New Year or the festival, so why are you killing pigs?"
Ao Guang brushed his face and slumped: "Huh, don't think that a meal of braised pork can get rid of this problem. How can there be such a cheap thing in the world?"
"Hey, brother, this is your fault. After all, this is someone else's kindness. How can you refuse?"
Ao Shun, the Dragon King of the North Sea, grabbed Yasha next to him and said, "Go, tell the other side, remember to add more star anise and fennel, and stew the meat until it becomes more mushy, so that it will be more delicious."
"Ah...yes!"
Yasha was stunned when he was told that. He turned to look at the millions of troops behind him, always feeling as if he was dreaming.
There's no war going on here, it's obvious that he's bringing his subordinates out for a dinner.
However, seeing Ao Shun's resolute attitude, he still tried to walk towards the opposite side with an uneasy attitude.
At this time, Ao Run, the Dragon King of the West Sea, who had been guarding Ao Guang, couldn't help but become a little anxious.
Looking at the millions of aquatic people brought behind him, he felt that this was done in a hurry, so he immediately came to Ao Guang.
"Brother, it's okay for us to stay here all the time. My nephew Mo'ang has been missing for three days and three nights, and he has not been seen yet. I'm afraid the situation is in danger."
