"Old man, what's wrong with you? You have hemorrhoids..."
Hearing the roar of a slaughtering pig in the house, Cao Ning, who was not sure why, jumped down from the roof.
At this time, the house was in a mess!
The floor that was originally just peeling has now been completely pried open
A large pit was dug in the ground. There were several porcelain jars with colorful glaze patterns on them. The year could not be seen.
But now they are all damaged, and the yellow liquid flowing out has soaked part of the floor.
There was a faint smell of alcohol everywhere in the house, a bit like the smell of expired beer.
The two sisters, Lu Hongying and Song Huiyan, stood aside with their heads lowered and said nothing.
Seeing this scene, Cao Ning just stepped into the threshold, and the next second he turned around and ran away.
"Well, I suddenly remembered that I have something else to do, so I'll go first!"
"Want to run?"
The old man flashed and grabbed Cao Ning!
The old man's eyes widened, and from his twisted expression, it was clear how angry he was at this moment.
"Little bastard, where are you going? If you don't give me an explanation today, you won't be able to go anywhere."
Seeing the old man's angry expression, I wanted to ferry him there myself.
"Master, please calm down!"
Cao Ning was so embarrassed that she had no choice but to smile and extend her hand to the old man.
"Hey, I didn't want to go anywhere. I just wanted to see you come back after a long time, so I planned to buy some food and drinks!"
"Drinks and snacks? I've known you for more than 20 years. When did you ever buy me snacks? Are you kidding me?"
The old man puffed his beard and glared angrily, pointed a finger at the room and groaned: "Stop looking at me carelessly. I ask you, what is going on?"
"This this..."
Cao Ning had a droopy face and looked helpless, "Ask you two, what's going on? I just let you mop the floor, how did it happen like this?"
"Master, master, if you want to punish me, just punish me!"
Song Huiyan lowered her head and murmured: "I just saw that the floor was uneven, so I planned to spread it out again, but who knew that if I applied too much force, the jar underneath would shatter."
"No, no, the master is not like that. I dragged it for a long time and couldn't take a picture, so I wanted to take it out and replace it with a new one." Lu Hongying rushed to explain.
"I...my aunt, this is made of golden nanmu, how dare you pry it!
What do you want me to say about you two?
Don't let this happen again. Look at how angry you are at the old man. He's almost going to have a myocardial infarction."
Cao Ning clasped his hands behind his back, walked up to the two of them seriously and scolded: "In this way, I will punish you to give the old man a shoulder and a slap on the back, and you are not allowed to be lazy."
The two sisters Lu Hongying lowered their heads and responded: "Yes, Master!"
"Well, it's a good attitude to admit your mistake like this!"
Cao Ning nodded with satisfaction and moved closer to the old man.
"Old man, everything has been taken care of. You don't need to thank me. This is what I should do. Just wait and enjoy your happiness."
"Is this the end?"
The old man said with a droopy face.
"Is it over?"
Cao Ning smiled and waved his hand: "Do you still want to keep me for dinner? Then no, I don't like late night snacks."
With that said, Cao Ning waved his hand and walked out the door.
"What's that? I have something to do and I'll leave first. Let's see you later, old man... Hey, hey, old man, please don't do anything. Whoever does is the puppy."
The old man grabbed Cao Ning with a straight face and dragged him into the house!
“Little bastard, do you know how old this wine is?
This is the century-old wine that I dug up more than 20 graves... Ahem, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, I have worked hard to get a century-old wine. How can you deal with it with just a few words?
No, you have to compensate me!" the old man said angrily.
"No... Old man, do you still have the unique skill of looking for dragons to share gold?"
Cao Ning complained with a smile on his face: "No, then I am a professional with a certificate after all, why didn't you teach me?
This is what’s wrong with you being old!”
"You kid, don't change the topic for me!"
The old man rolled his eyes and hummed: "I've taught you that even the captain who touched the gold will have to be laid off, who will dare to write novels in the future.
Let me tell you, if you don’t have two or three hundred million to do this today, you can’t even think of leaving.”
"Old man, why don't you give up on your grandson? Do you still have any humanity left?"
"Cao Ning, you grandson, come out here!"
At this moment, a man's rich voice came from outside the hospital.
"Li Zhao? Did this guy know it was me so quickly?" Cao Ning said blankly as he looked outside the room.
Outside the courtyard, Zhao Li held Zhu Xiaoming in one hand and broke into the small courtyard directly!
"Little fat man, why are you so heavy? Look at how fat you are.
It's because of you that I almost got killed by a missile just now."
Officer Zhao pulled Zhu Xiaoming straight to the main house. As soon as he crossed the threshold, his front foot was taken back the next second.
"Ah, what's going on? Are you planning to move?"
Zhao Li was stunned when he looked at the messy house.
Looking at Mr. Cao next to him with his cheeks puffed out, Li Zhao was immediately confused!
"Old man, you are finally back!"
Zhao Li walked into the house with a smile and greeted the old man: "Hey, where have you been during this time? You don't know that Cao Ning was so cruel when he sent you into the corpse refining furnace. He dared to use a chainsaw...
."
"???"
Cao Ning was stunned!
Co-author, you are not here to settle a score with me, you are here to snitch on the old man!
You are too damaged!
"No, why are you here? Did I let you in?" Cao Ning said with a droopy face.
"I'm not giving you a little brother. I can't afford to support you as a disciple, so you should keep it for yourself."
Zhao Li took Zhu Xiaoming and walked to Cao Ning: "Here, I will leave the man to you, and I will also calculate the food expenses during this period with you.
I don’t want much, just give me the 18 million!
It just so happens that my big Jeep was smashed by someone, and I plan to buy a new one."
"Master!" Zhu Xiaoming lowered his head and responded.
"Um!"
Cao Ning responded and pulled Zhu Xiaoming behind him. Looking at the old man next to him, his temper was obviously much more controlled.
The old man looked at Official Zhao angrily and said angrily: "Boy, if you leave your post without permission, aren't you afraid of trouble from below?"
"It's okay, what a big deal!"
Zhao Li smiled nonchalantly and explained: "The people below are busy catching robbers, so they won't notice me at all."
"That's not necessarily true. I heard that Lord Protector Demon Yan has been released from seclusion. He has always been known for being strict. If you are caught by him later, you will be in trouble." Cao Ning said casually.
"Hey, Cao Ning, this is not your style. You actually think about me?"
Zhao Li put his arm on Cao Ning's shoulder and said with a smile: "But it sounds comfortable to me!
Don't worry, what will happen if the old man Mo Yan knows, who am I? I am a Zhao official!
What can a broken old man do to me? I have never been afraid of anyone."