The next time, the wine glass stopped in front of my aunt. Mrs. Su was not shy and told a joke. Princess Kang Yi and Princess Lanyang were both a little crazy - what happened to the wine glass, how could it be possible?
He never stopped in front of Princess Qinghuang.
Mingruo was full of wine and food, and held up her cheeks with her hands to watch a young lady perform the fan dance. Her posture was one part lazy, three parts leisurely, and four parts elegant, which made Princess Lanyang grind her teeth.
The banquet was almost finished, and Princess Kang Yi stood up: "For the last time, I will put down the wine glasses."
Kang Yi put the wine glass into the water and deliberately pushed it towards Mingruo. Mingruo raised the corners of her lips and put Linglong into the space. Unsurprisingly, the wine glass stopped in front of Mingruo.
Mingruo still leaned on the short table, stretched out her delicate hands, and picked up the wine glass: "Then I can also tell a joke."
Princess Kang Yi secretly made up her mind that no matter how funny the jokes told by Princess Qinghuang were, she would never laugh, and she would be punished with three glasses of wine. Princess Lanyang also made up her mind, no matter what jokes Yan Mingruo told, she would never laugh.
Everyone would say she is vulgar and ignorant.
I saw Mingruo playing with the pair of ear cups in her hands, thinking for a moment. She coughed lightly and said with a serious face: "There is a fish in the North Ming Dynasty, and its name is Kun. Kun is so big that it cannot be stewed in an iron pot; it turns into
The bird's name is Peng. Peng's back requires two grills..."
"Ah ha ha ha..." Princess Kang Yi, who had just promised not to laugh, was laughing so hard.
The ladies and ladies present also burst into laughter, and the more knowledgeable they were, the harder they laughed. In addition, Ming Ruo was so serious that he couldn't be more serious when he recited his voice, which doubled the effect of laughter.
Princess Lanyang's mouth was opened, and the words she had prepared in advance were stuck in her throat, and she could not speak at all. Although her title as the "most talented woman" in the imperial capital was very watery, she also had some merit.
This is what Yan Mingruo said.
The joke is said to be "vulgar", but it comes from "Zhuangzi". It is said to be "elegant", but it can make people laugh, and it deserves to be appreciated by both refined and popular people. If she insists on finding fault with the eggs, she will only make the ladies think that she is,
Being critical and petty.
Ming Ruo's joke can be said to be the perfect ending to today's meandering banquet. After the banquet, everyone can move freely. Ladies and ladies who have concubines at home can go to pay their respects. If you want to continue to visit the Imperial Garden
Yes, you can continue shopping under the guidance of the palace staff. Of course, if you want to return home, you can also leave on your own.
Before Mingruo left Qingxi Pavilion, he gave the queen a peony-style chest-length skirt with twelve flower letters. If the queen wore a chest-high skirt in the harem, it would cause a trend and all the empresses in the palace would wear it.
If the concubine also wears it, she won't look ostentatious. Mingruo was thinking about launching a batch of low-cut styles in a timely manner so that the concubine could attract the emperor's attention.
Princess Kang Yi's eyes were full of amazement when she saw the elegant and gorgeous peony-style ruqi. She secretly thought that Princess Qinghuang must have seen that she was targeting her intentionally. If she hadn't done this, would she have gotten one too?
Wearing such a beautiful dress, after all, the old nanny was holding a baggage in her hand. Princess Kang Yi regretted it a little. In the future, she should listen to the prince's brother and not cause trouble for Princess Qinghuang.
If Mingruo knew Kang Yi's thoughts, he would definitely sneer - little princess, you take yourself too seriously. The clothes in the bag are for Concubine Xian, so don't worry about it.#@$&
Mingruo and his two aunts walked all the way to Jinle Palace, where Concubine Xian lived.
As soon as they reached the halfway point, they were blocked by a well-dressed nanny who stepped forward and saluted: "May the Princess and the Queen be safe, and may you two Mrs. Su be safe."
"What's the matter, Aunt Fu?" Third Aunt frowned slightly. She was called to the Queen Mother's Palace by this old nanny before. What is she doing here now?
Aunt Fu smiled before saying anything: "The Queen Mother has not yet met Her Royal Highness Prince Yun's Princess, so I sent a special slave to invite the Princess to Yongchun Palace to meet her."
It stands to reason that on the morning of the second day of the wedding, Ming Ruo and Si Haochen would have entered the palace to pay their respects to the Queen Mother. However, at that time, Ming Ruo and Si Haochen were still looking for a way out of the underground palace, so they had no time to do so.
Please give me greetings. After that, Si Haochen has been recuperating in the palace. Mingruo didn’t want to come to Qianji for abuse, so he never asked for this greeting.%&(&
I was forced in front of you today and it was impossible not to go.
The eldest aunt and the third aunt couldn't help but frown. If they had not been to Yongchun Palace in the morning, it would be humane to go with them to say hello now. But they had already been there in the morning, so it would be inappropriate to follow them now.
Ming Ruo raised her eyebrows, why did she think that the Queen Mother asked her two aunts to go to Yongchun Palace in the morning just so that they could not accompany her at this time?
"Princess, please." Aunt Fu made a gesture of invitation.
"First aunt, third aunt, you go to Jinle Palace first. I have paid greetings to the Queen Mother, and then I will go find you." Mingruo turned to Aunt Dong and said, "Let the aunts take the clothes over first."
"Okay." The eldest aunt had heard that Ruo'er was taking the opportunity to beat Aunt Fu, and they would wait for Ruo'er to leave the palace together. If she dared to do something bad, the Su family would definitely not let it go.
"Let's go." Mingruo took Aunt Dong and followed Aunt Fu towards the direction of Yongchun Palace.
Nothing happened along the way, but when we reached the gate of the palace, a young eunuch hurriedly ran out and accidentally bumped into Mingruo.
"Why are you running away, you little monkey? Why did you bump into the princess?" Aunt Fu scolded her gently.
"Your Majesty, please forgive me. I didn't mean to bump into you." The young eunuch knelt down on the ground with a thud, "The Queen Mother wants to eat assorted crispy fruits, so I sent my order quickly..."
When the little eunuch bumped into him just now, a small paper ball was stuffed into Mingruo's hand. Mingruo smoothed the paper ball in his sleeve, put it into the space and saw it with his spiritual consciousness - the Queen Mother and the Snow Girl conspired to frame the theft of the Nine-tailed Phoenix Hairpin.
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Ming Ruo's mind was spinning very fast. This little eunuch should be Si Haochen's spy in the Queen Mother's palace. He was telling him something.
Mingruo said with a straight face: "You are from the Queen Mother's Palace, so naturally I will not be embarrassed. If we were in Prince Yun's Palace, a frizzy slave like you would have been beaten to death long ago!"
A flash of disdain flashed in Aunt Fu's eyes. This Princess Yun is so majestic. She is beating them up in Yongchun Palace overtly and covertly! Huh, let's see if she can still be so majestic in a while!
Aunt Fu would not give Princess Yun the face to punish the little eunuch: "Go down and do your errands quickly, don't delay the Queen Mother's snacks."
"Yes." The little eunuch ran faster than a rabbit and disappeared in a flash.
Mingruo acted as if he was angry and had nowhere to vent his frustration, which made Aunt Fu feel relieved.
