"Half a cook!" the Supreme Emperor said seriously.
"Okay, you can cut off half of it now." His Royal Highness Prince Yun agreed.
The Supreme Emperor was startled, why did the brat not act according to common sense: "Didn't you say you wanted to bargain?"
"You bargained for half a cook, and I agreed." His Highness Prince Yun thought for a moment and said, "I want half a cook, maybe I can still cook."
"That's all, I'll leave the second half to you alone." The Supreme Emperor waved his hand like he was shooing away mosquitoes.
"I don't like to take advantage of others." His Highness Prince Yun said with righteousness.
"Why don't you hurry up and get to work!" The Supreme Emperor picked up the iron tongs used to hold the charcoal, pretending to beat the bastard.
Mingruo's movements were faster than his brain, and he stood directly in front of his husband. Si Haochen was startled and quickly protected him in his arms: "The Emperor's attack is not serious, be careful of hitting you!"
"You brat, you never forget to smear Gu!" The Supreme Emperor was really angry, "Xiao Haizi, bring Gu's weapons!"
"This..." Eunuch Hai looked at His Highness with sincere eyes, "Run away" with the princess, otherwise I will come with "weapons".
"Go quickly!" The Supreme Emperor blew his beard and glared.
"Hey." Eunuch Hai responded and ran to get the 'weapons'.
Si Haochen hugged his wife and ran to the yard.
Ming Ruo only saw the 'weapon' that Eunuch Hai had brought, and the corner of his lips curled up. The Supreme Emperor was really an interesting old man.
Eunuch Hai came in with a duster tied with peacock feathers and pretended not to see His Royal Highness Prince Yun running away: "A weapon for you."
"Hmph, if you slow down a little bit, you can probably dust yourself in time tomorrow morning!" The Supreme Emperor picked up the tea bowl on the table and took a sip, "Pfft...what is it!"
"Um... I'm afraid it's the sauce that was used on the barbecue just now..." Eunuch Hai wanted to laugh but didn't dare.
"Bah...bah...I'm so lonely!" The Supreme Emperor picked up the teapot next to him and started to rinse his mouth.
"Your Majesty! It's hot!" Eunuch Hai looked at the sky speechlessly.
"Pfft, say 'hot' first next time!" The Supreme Emperor felt his head hurt. It was all because of that brat's anger!
Ming Ruo and Si Haochen were walking on the palace road, and the ground was covered with white snow, which made the surrounding palace walls look particularly red. The little eunuch held a big broom and kept sweeping away the falling snow.
"When it snows, the whole world is quieter than usual." Mingruo stretched out his hand, and a few snowflakes fell into his palm and melted instantly.
"It's not allowed to make loud noises near Danxu's palace." Si Haochen glanced at the guards and secret guards not far away who were guarding Panlong Palace, and led Mingruo to the entrance of a palace garden.
I saw the palace door was closed tightly, with a somewhat tattered seal on it: "What is this place?"
"The palace where Concubine Mei lived in the past, after Xiao Liu died in infancy, she went to the White Jade Temple to practice." Si Haochen said as he led Mingruo over the palace wall and landed in the courtyard.
"Huh?" Mingruo was a little surprised. The courtyard was not as dilapidated as she imagined. It was just that the flowers and trees were pruned and covered with snow, which made them look very desolate. "Even if no one lives here, there is no need to put a seal on it, right?"
"Ahem, it is said that this Shuanghua Palace is haunted, and the seal is stamped with the seal of the Imperial Master." Si Haochen led his wife around the main hall and came to the backyard.
"This place... shouldn't be haunted." Mingruo looked around, but there was no trace of evil spirit at all, "Yeah!"
Before Ming Ruo finished speaking, a dark shadow fell in front of him: "Master, Princess."
"Guard the outside."
"Yes." The secret guard responded quickly.
Si Haochen led Mingruo into a rockery cave in the backyard, pressed the button, and a secret passage appeared.
"Is this the secret passage leading to Panlong Palace?" Mingruo blinked his big eyes.
This Shuanghua Palace was obviously commandeered by Si Haochen, and it was probably a trick between him and his senior brother to be haunted.
"Smart." Si Haochen was very satisfied with Mingruo's clever mind.
"Humph." Mingruo's pointed chin rose slightly.
Si Haochen lowered his head and pressed a gentle kiss on his rose-colored lips: "Shh, we're almost there."
The two of them walked through a stone door and came to a very small compartment. This space could only accommodate one person, and Ming Ruo had to huddle in Si Haochen's arms to avoid being too crowded.
Through the tiny gaps, everything in the palace can be clearly seen.
Emperor Danxu was wearing a bright yellow brocade robe, leaning on the Arhat bed, his eyes slightly closed.
A beautiful woman with a bun in a bun and well-dressed was squeezing his shoulders: "Your Majesty has been tired from the journey. After you drink the ginseng soup, go to the couch and have a good sleep."
"Okay." Emperor Danxu took the ginseng soup and drank it in one gulp.
"My concubine will help Your Majesty to go to the bed."
"My beloved concubine smells so good..." Emperor Danxu hooked Libi's waist, and the two of them went to the bed. Libi untied Emperor Danxu's belt, and Emperor Danxu pulled open Libi's girdle...
When Zhang Jinliang saw the situation, he thoughtfully led the palace maids and eunuchs outside.
The corners of Mingruo's mouth twitched, she didn't want to see a live erotica. She quickly asked Linglong to go out and put the two of them down.
When Mingruo and Si Haochen came out of the darkroom, Dan Xu and Li Bi were still wearing their inner clothes, although they were rolled together. Si Haochen casually picked up the quilt with his scabbard and covered the two of them.
The exquisite little cutie started to attract the 'zigu', and saw a fat black bug more than an inch long crawling out of Danxu's mouth. Mingruo felt that the voodoo had eaten the lotus root and reached the sky.
Linglong shook the golden-red scale powder onto the fat black bug. The bug seemed to have been soaked in a swelling agent and 'swelled' at a speed visible to the naked eye. From time to time, lumps bulged out from under the surface of the skin, making it look particularly disgusting.
"Uh." Mingruo felt that she couldn't eat dinner anymore.
Fortunately, this 'transformation' process was quite fast. After a quarter of an hour, the originally black and fat Gu worm developed some small red bumps, doubled in size, and looked even more evil.
Danxu's mouth has already been closed, and the Gu insect crept in before crawling in...
Ren Sihaochen had seen many bloody and violent scenes, but his scalp still felt tight after seeing this scene.
Seeing that her husband's face didn't look too good, Mingruo had a much better psychological balance: "The poison needs to sleep for two quarters of an hour to take effect. Let's go first."
"Okay." Si Haochen took Mingruo back the same way.
Zhang Jinliang, who was guarding the outer room, only heard Concubine Li humming a few times, and then there was silence... Could it be that the emperor's body has become like this?
Zhang Jinliang quickly sent the young eunuch to ask the head of the court, Chen, to wait. The emperor was always concerned about this matter and might lose his temper soon.
Since the Gu worms were dormant, Emperor Danxu felt that his body was refreshed than before. In addition, Libi used aphrodisiac incense, and Emperor Danxu soon started to make trouble. Libi, who woke up leisurely, could not think about what she was doing.
So he fell asleep and catered to him in every possible way.
Chief Chen brought the medicine and heard the fierce fighting inside. He looked at Eunuch Zhang suspiciously: "Your Majesty..."
"It wasn't working well just now, but now...it seems to be working again..." Zhang Jinliang didn't know what to say.