Lu Li noticed that the kappa monster and Fu Lu Shou also had swollen bellies, which was obviously influenced by the priesthood of seeking children.
This was the second time he met Fu Lu Shou. Fu Lu Shou's crane was lost somewhere and did not follow him.
Lu Li didn't know how this kind of priesthood worked. When he saw that the other party was also pregnant, an idea came to his mind: Could Fu Lu Shou be trapped here like him?
The three parties gathered around the well, and no one spoke. In the end, the kappa monster moved first. The mask barked at the sky, and its long red tongue stuck out to the sky. Then dark clouds appeared in the sky, and raindrops fell instantly.
The kappa has the beak of a bird, the limbs of a frog, the body of a monkey and the shell of a turtle. It carries a dish on its head with a dish of water in it.
Kappa was originally a god, but due to the impact of the influx of Buddhists, he lost his followers and became a monster.
Lu Li had already learned about the Kappa monster's abilities from Qing Shui Liuli, and knew that every raindrop he summoned was as sharp as a knife. He quickly flipped his wrist and the Confucian holy book appeared.
"The high autumn wind roars in August and rolls up the triple thatch on my house!"
A gust of wind swept away all the raindrops that were about to fall next to Lu Li. Before Lu Li could fight back, he said "Ouch" and hugged his belly.
The action was so intense just now that he clearly felt as if a child was kicking him in his stomach.
He rubbed his belly speechlessly. How could he, a grown man, be pregnant and his reaction be so real?
On the other side, Fu Lu Shou easily dispersed the raindrops with a twist of his crutch, but like Lu Li, he was holding his belly and grinning.
It's quite funny for a guy who looks like the birthday boy in Da Qin myths and legends to make such an action.
Only the kappa was not affected. He seemed to be used to this situation and rushed towards the well with a strange scream.
Lu Li's heart flashed. The fox witch had almost finished reading the literature and priesthood books. It could be seen that she had been here for a long time, so maybe the kappa also knew how to get rid of the pregnancy.
If the kappa walks toward the well, then the answer must be in the well.
He also headed towards the well, but his stomach hurt and he almost fell down after only taking a few steps.
The kappa had already jumped into the well and could no longer see his shadow. Fu Lu Shou was not a fool either. He also noticed something strange in the well and moved towards the well.
Stomach pain, as if giving birth.
Lu Li had read some random reports, saying that childbirth was more painful than ball pain. He had never given birth, but he still had ball pain accidentally. It was so sore...
After he woke up, he never felt this kind of pain again. He had a feeling that if he didn't stop it, he would really give birth to a big fat boy.
This Benzaiten is truly evil, able to make a fifth-grade god and a fourth-grade god suffer like this at the same time.
I'm afraid that the kappa found a solution after giving birth countless times.
Fortunately, there was a god accompanying him to share the pain. Both of them moved very slowly. They could stagger a few steps at first, but later they fell directly to the ground.
They stared at each other's position and crawled hard.
In this state, Lu Li couldn't even use a single spell, and the same was true for Fu Lu Shou.
Fu Lu Shou's forehead protruded too much, and from time to time it would rub against the ground and rub a patch of forehead grass, which looked quite funny.
Lu Li thought happily: "Fortunately, the little unlucky guy is not here, otherwise I'm afraid there would be another girl who is afraid of marriage in the world."
…
Yue'er had a big belly and burped.
From Toyoko Saki's point of view, the little sister who usually speaks in a warm and gentle manner actually let her go and ate a big meal today without caring about her image as a lady.
It is clear that Ruri Kiyomizu's goal is to become a woman like Yamato Nadeshiko.
But it doesn't matter anymore. From the beginning of today's performance, Kondo Haruka's face has been smiling like a blooming chrysanthemum, which has never withered for a moment.
This izakaya is located in the bustling center of Jingdong, only a few blocks away from the Emperor's residence and the Budokan. The price is naturally very expensive, but this time, Kondo Haruka saw the hope of the team and warmly greeted everyone to drink.
Toyoko Saki and other members of the idol team danced stiffly with Yue'er at first, and were a little reluctant. Later, during the intermission, when they saw the data of the live broadcast on the Internet, they were all stunned.
Even if A-list idols do live broadcasts, they may not have this kind of data, which is really amazing.
Yue'er burped, saw Toyoko Saki's smiling face, made a fist with her left hand and hammered it into her right hand, and asked happily: "Sister Toyoko, Manager Kondo said that we have enough enthusiasm to go to the Budokan. What he said is true.
What?"
Looking at the drunken face of his junior, Toyoko showed a charming smile and said: "It's true, I have never felt that I am so close to this goal."
Yes, when she first debuted, she experienced so many humiliating things that make people feel humiliated in retrospect, but didn't she survive them all?
Now the style has changed. Although the songs Yue'er sings are very... rustic, this style is actually what otakus like.
Their live videos are still being replayed, and their popularity continues to rise. They are expected to create a medium-sized miracle, a miracle that will become popular overnight.
It doesn't matter if Ruri-chan becomes the lead singer in the future, as long as she can achieve her goal of performing at the Budokan, which has been her only goal in more than 20 years of life.
While they were chatting, Yi Jin, wearing a baseball cap and black sunglasses, appeared behind Yue'er. He leaned into Yue'er's ear and whispered something.
Yue'er's red face instantly turned pale, and she asked in surprise: "What should we do?"
Yijin looked around at the drunken office workers and whispered: "We can't implicate them."
Yue'er nodded sharply and stood up quickly.
Toyoko Saki was startled and quickly wanted to chase them, but she drank a little too much and staggered a few steps, unable to catch up.
She felt a little dazzled. Why did Liulijiang jump forward with her legs when she walked? It was like a zombie in a Daqin ghost movie.
She rubbed her eyes, but Yue'er had already walked away. At the same time, an old man with a raised forehead walked into the box.
The old man was leaning on a cane. He just looked around and left without doing anything.
…
Fu Lu Shou looked around, but couldn't find any chance of victory.
In this competition of wills, he was going to lose to Lu Li. Lu Li's crawling speed was obviously faster than him. If this continued, Lu Li would definitely enter the well first.
Although they didn't know what was in the well, both of them knew that the kappa monster who had been here for a long time would never commit suicide, and the only way out was to go in.
Not only was Lu Li worried about having a child, he had lived for more than a thousand years and was still a child, so how could he want to have a child?
Fu Lu Shou raised his crutch and hit Lu Li's arm, but Lu Li managed to avoid it by turning sideways.
Lu Li came to the well one step ahead. He took a few breaths, then took a deep breath. He held on to the wall of the well, slowly moved his body, and carefully moved his belly. When he was about to jump, he stretched out his foot from the edge of the well and kicked it.
Fu Lu Shou's forehead, and then jumped down.
Fu Lu Shou was kicked by him and said "Ouch", he beat the ground angrily and roared: "Damn it, if the three elements of the little god are here, how can this kid get the chance to be faster than the little god!"
Suddenly, I felt that I had lost my composure again and put on an unnatural smile.
At this time, the sound of the pipa sounded, bringing good fortune and longevity, and it was finally time to change.
However, when he arrived at the new scene, he was surprised to find that his stomach was still bulging and had not gone away.
In the new scene, various Momoyama musical instruments are piled all over the ground. Qingshui Liuli stands in front of a guqin, staring at Fu Lu Shou who just appeared.
Seeing his belly, Qingshui Liuli asked doubtfully: "Senior, have you also drank jade wine?"
