Chapter 8 Don't ask the common people, ask the ghosts and gods
While Lu Li was frying skewers, Chen Xiong and the three Feiyu Guards ran to a far corner and squatted down in a row, vomiting non-stop.
Feiyuwei's physical fitness is excellent, not to mention that these three are elites, but they can't bear it. The seats in the van have been removed. There are no seats, and they are swaying all the way at high speed. How can they hold on? They are also shaken and vomited.
Already.
The Feiyu Guard driving the car was named Cui Maoyang, who was also a member of the Cui family. When he saw that all three Feiyu Guards had vomited, he proudly took out his cigarette. Knowing that Lu Li was easy-going, he handed one over.
Lu Li waved his hand and focused on brushing the fried skewers with sauce.
Cui Maoyang didn't dare to ask Xuanyuan Yixi, and handed Cui Maozhu one more.
Cui Maozhu took it, regardless of whether it was a men's cigarette, and started smoking it with the fire Cui Maoyang lit. She stood in a sheltered place, held the cigarette in one hand, puffed out smoke, and wore an office suit, standing like a royal lady.
.
If you ignore the disadvantage of height.
Unlike CBD, the service area is very crowded at nine o'clock. As soon as the skewers are set up, the affordable prices immediately attract a lot of people who don't want to eat at the high-priced and low-priced buffet.
Seeing more and more people surrounding him, Cui Maozhu opened his mouth and glanced at Xuanyuan Yixi, who was willing to attack him.
I endure...
Old Goddess, you have suffered!
In order to bring His Highness the Goddess to the Emperor, not to mention watching Lu Li sell skewers, even if she was asked to sell skewers by herself who was born in a noble family, she would...
"Cui Qianhu, don't be stunned. Business is pretty good. Please help bag these grilled skewers."
Cui Maozhu didn't want to move at first, but when he saw Xuanyuan Yixi looking up at him, he immediately smoked his cigarette and obediently came to the skewers stall to help pack the bags.
Xuanyuan Yixi moved his lips, but the words "no need" stuck in his throat and continued to thread the string with his head lowered.
In fact, at this time in the past, they had already finished selling skewers in the CBD. Not many people ate fried skewers for breakfast, but the two of them only had this little income and had to rely on this to restore their spiritual power. They have always been able to run the stall regardless of rain or shine in the past three years.
, today is already a special case.
It was Lu Li's whim to get some money from the service area.
Of course, this is based on the premise that the Feiyu Guards are here and the staff dare not come to evict the stall, otherwise the stall would have been evicted long ago.
"Cui Qianhu, don't be anxious. I still have some unsold skewers in my car. You can't let me sell them at the airport, right?"
Cui Maozhu thought about the pillar-less canopy and beautiful lobby that were newly renovated this year at Taidong Airport, and then thought about someone selling fried skewers inside...
Lu Li seemed to know what she was thinking, and continued, "I met His Majesty the Emperor. My skewers haven't been sold out yet. When he asked, I couldn't give him some stinky tofu, right?"
Cui Maozhu couldn't imagine the unsmiling Emperor Hanzhang eating stinky tofu. Besides, he was over ninety years old and had had his dentures replaced several times. He was no longer interested in food.
"Actually, maybe he will like my fried skewers."
Lu Li's words caused Cui Maozhu's movements to freeze.
"Director Cui, is Han Zhangdi dying soon?"
Lu Li's fluttering next words pierced the air, and even the oil pan couldn't warm the chill on Cui Maozhu's body.
When Cui Maoyang finished smoking and came over to start, he saw the head of their abnormal incident investigation bureau, Feiyuwei Qianhu Cui Maozhu, bagging fried skewers. He looked very serious, but Cui Maoyang, who was familiar with Cui Maozhu, could
Cui Maozhu's nervousness could be felt.
Cui Maozhu answered in a chatting tone: "Mr. Lu, don't be joking. Your Majesty is not in the prime of life, but he is still in good health. He even lit the beacon fire himself two days ago. How can you say that he is dying?"
Lu Li didn't look up. He put a few strings of fish tofu and solid eggs into the oil pan and analyzed in a low voice: "You are very anxious. This is reflected in three aspects. First, you asked the city guards to investigate me overnight. This is easy to understand. After all, the Sword Immortal
This is a big deal. Secondly, you can’t wait to find a better car to pull my stall truck. With your strength, it is easy to find a luxury car with the seats removed. The difficulty lies in the length of time. Thirdly, it is driven on the road.
Quick, well, those three brothers are still vomiting! These two points are difficult to explain, unless the emperor is very anxious to see His Highness the Goddess, whom he has not seen for 83 years, and does not even want to wait for a moment."
Cui Maozhu was silent and drove so hard that everyone in her car vomited. This was indeed a loophole that she did not expect.
Lu Li put a few skewers of fried skewers into the big cake, handed them to Cui Maozhu to bag, and then said in a low voice: "But if you are in such a hurry to meet someone, why do you have to stop and rest before the airport? Logically speaking, when you arrive,
Wouldn't it be better to rest at the airport or on the plane? We are on a special plane, so we don't need to be too tight on time. Later, when I asked you to move the stall truck down, you knew that it would delay your time, but you didn't even tentatively stop it.
None of them have been done. It will inevitably arouse people's imagination in such a fast and slow manner."
Cui Maozhu silently bagged the flatbread with fried skewers and handed it to the guests, then silently waited for the next job.
Cui Maoyang noticed that Cui Maozhu's eyes were staring at Lu Li who was lowering his head without blinking, as if he was studying how to cut his neck. Cui Maoyang's scalp immediately went numb, and his fingers quietly touched his waist with small movements.
"boom!"
An explosion suddenly rang out from the direction of the airport. The flames soared into the sky and billowing smoke rose. The ear-piercing sound of the explosion spread to the service area more than ten kilometers away, still ringing in the ears of everyone.
"Has it started..."
Lu Li remembered that Cui Maozhu looked at his phone before deciding to drive into the service area.
"It seems that my guess is right, and the rumors are also right. There are people in Changdu City who don't want His Majesty to see the goddess. They-" Lu Li said word by word, "they want His Majesty's life!"
"boom!"
There was another explosion in the direction of the airport, and people in the service area were frightened and screamed, running towards their cars.
"What's going on!"
Chen Xiong ran back weakly, but the three Feiyu guards were one step ahead of him and had already surrounded the stall.
Cui Maozhu looked at Lu Li with an uncertain expression on his face.
Only Xuanyuan Yixi was silently cleaning the ground near the stall. Even the explosion didn't make her look up.
The customers had all run away, and Lu Li planned to fry a bunch of unwanted flesh and bones.
"When I was a child, I was an orphan. When I was hungry, I often thought, what is the emperor like? The emperor is wise and powerful. The entire Qin Empire belongs to him. Are all his family's rice bowls gold?
"When I grew up, I realized that the emperor also had his own troubles. The emperor's intentions, right and wrong, and merits and demerits always had to be judged by others.
"However, human life spans are all determined. The First Emperor asked for the elixir but could not get it. The Emperor Tai of the Tang Dynasty took the elixir and died. The Emperor of the Ming Dynasty ate the elixir of immortality indiscriminately. They all had great power over the world and were addicted to immortal magic, but they all died.
Already."
The flesh-and-blood piece had been fried, and Lu Li handed it to Cui Maozhu, who was ashen-faced, with a smile: "Xiao Cui, maybe you think that Emperor Hanzhang himself is the Great Qin Empire, and he is connected to the empire by flesh and blood. But me, I thought a lot about it last night.
What I said to him, so I gave you a chance. Now, I only think of a poem."
"What poem?"
Cui Maozhu took the skewer and put it into a bag. Without eating, he took the bag and backed away, keeping a distance from Lu Li.
"It's a pity that you sit down at the front table in the middle of the night and don't ask about the common people or the ghosts and gods!"
