Before Ye Fan could respond, Ye Wujiu was hit with a chestnut on the head.
"I'm going to die for inciting Ye Fan to smoke?"
"Don't you know that smoking is harmful to your health? Do you want Ye Fan to have bad lungs at a young age?"
"You are seeking death yourself, and you are still tormenting your son. If Mingyue and the others find out, they will scold you to death."
"Besides, Ye Fan and Hongyan will consider having a baby this month. Do you want him to smoke because you want him to have another baby a few years later?"
Shen Biqin took the cigarette away angrily, crumpled it into a ball and threw it on the table: "Ye Fan, don't smoke like your father."
Ye Wujiu didn't take it seriously at first, but when he heard the word "birth", he immediately slapped his head:
"Oh, yes, yes, yes, Ye Fan and Hongyan are planning to have a baby this month."
"I was wrong, I was wrong, Ye Fan, you can't smoke."
"On the contrary, you should take good care of your body and try to have a fat boy with your beauty."
Ye Wujiu smiled: "By the way, you don't want to drink anymore. It will be better if you drink a few more bowls of tortoise soup."
Ye Fan hurriedly interrupted the old couple: "No, parents, when did I say I would have a baby this month?"
Why did the smoking matter involve giving birth? Ye Fan felt a bit outrageous.
"If it's not this month, could it be next month?"
Ye Wujiu rubbed his head: "Maybe next month, the summer wind will be refreshing, the mood will be better, and the child's genes will be more optimistic."
Shen Biqin hurriedly shook her head: "There are still more than ten days left in this month. It's too late to have a child, so why wait until next month? I've done the math..."
"Stop, stop, stop!"
Ye Fan raised his hands to stop the old couple from talking: "Mom and Dad, how did you hear that Hongyan and I are going to have a baby this year?"
He and Song Hongyan only plan to get married this year and have not yet discussed in depth the issue of having children.
"Don't you have such a plan? Is it because we think about it day by day and dream about it at night?"
Shen Biqin pulled Ye Fan's sleeve and said: "No matter, Ye Fan, you and Hongyan must consider having a child this year."
"I took your father to the Great Buddhist Temple to offer incense a few days ago. The old abbot said that your father will still be guilty of Tai Sui next year in his zodiac year."
"If you don't find a way to get through this, your dad will probably be hanging on the wall."
"The way to get through this is to have a new grandson as soon as possible."
"The old abbot has high moral character and unparalleled magic. What he said has never changed."
"Son, your father was miserable when he was a child, and he ran a boat all the time when he grew up. The first half of his life was very difficult."
"Now the father has finally enjoyed a few days of good life at the expense of his son. It would be too pitiful and a pity if he just died like this."
"For the sake of your father's life, and for the sake of your mother's companionship for the rest of her life, just have a child with Hongyan."
"You don't want your father to hang it on the wall early, right? You don't want your mother to spend the rest of her life alone, right?"
Shen Biqin was wiping her tears while telling Ye Fan, looking very pitiful.
"Mom, Mom, don't cry."
Ye Fan hurriedly supported his mother, dumbfounded:
"What's Tai Sui, what's a blessing, it's all fake, how can you take it seriously? Dad will be fine..."
No matter how he looked at Ye Wujiu, he didn't look like anything was wrong. Except for the fact that he was a bit more addicted to smoking, he was in good health as a cow.
Shen Biqin stared in tears and gave Ye Fan a chestnut:
"The old abbot's Dharma is profound, how can you humiliate him?"
"Whether you believe it or not, your father and I believe it."
Shen Biqin pulled Ye Wujiu's sleeve and sobbed and said: "Lao Jiu, don't worry, I will get you an immortality position."
Ye Wujiu opened his mouth wide with shock on his face.
He was shocked that he was so good that he fell into a life-or-death situation because of Tai Sui.
He was also shocked that his wife, who is usually virtuous and down-to-earth, acted no less than an Oscar-winning actress.
However, his expression quickly dimmed and he sniffed a few times:
"Mom, don't cry, don't embarrass the child."
"I am just an ant in this world. My life is not important at all. One more of me and one less of me will not affect the rotation of the earth."
"Let's not embarrass Ye Fan. He and Hongyan have their own arrangements."
"We just need to support all their decisions, and we must not kidnap them morally."
"This will affect their relationship and also affect Ye Fan's happiness."
"If I really can't survive the Tai Sui Guan next year and die, and if Ye Fan and Hongyan have a baby in the future, just give me a notice by putting incense sticks on them."
"Okay, Mark, don't take it personally, don't feel pressure, just pretend that your mother didn't say anything."
Ye Wujiu helped Shen Biqin turn around in an understanding manner: "Come on, let's go in and eat."
Ye Fan shouted: "Mom and Dad, no, this is Tai Sui Guan, it's completely unscientific to celebrate happiness."
Shen Biqin wiped away her tears without saying anything, "I would rather believe it or not."
"But your father is right, we can't embarrass you or kidnap you morally."
"Lao Jiu, tomorrow, let's fly back to Zhonghai, buy a coffin you like in advance, and choose a Feng Shui treasure place."
She whispered: "Ye Fan and Hongyan are not going to have children. If you can't survive it, we won't be in a hurry."
Ye Wujiu nodded: "I want the nanmu one, with ten strips of white sand in it, don't forget to put a lighter..."
Ye Fan slapped his head hard, feeling so unfilial.
"Mom and Dad, what's wrong with you?"
Song Hongyan came out and saw this scene, she was slightly startled and shouted: "Your eyes are red, what happened?"
Ye Wujiu wiped away tears and said: "It's okay, the wind and sand blowing have nothing to do with Mark. Don't blame Mark."
Shen Biqin also nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, Mark didn't say he didn't want to have children with you, he didn't say..."
Song Hongyan was stunned, as if she didn't mention Mark.
Then she pulled the second elder and said to Ye Fan: "Ye Fan, what's going on? Are you making your parents so sad?"
"And mom said you don't want to have children with me?"
"What's the meaning?"
Song Hongyan's eyes widened: "If you don't want to have a baby with me, who do you want to have a baby with?"
Ye Fan spread his hands helplessly: "Honey, that's not what I mean..."
Song Hongyan's pretty face changed: "If you don't mean that, what do you mean?"
"Mom and Dad, don't worry, Mark and I are expecting a baby this month."
"And I'll try to have two in three years!"
Song Hongyan snorted: "He didn't want to have a baby with me, so I clicked him."
Ye Wujiu and Shen Biqin looked at each other, then they both pulled Song Hongyan and shouted: "Good boy, good boy..."
Ye Fan couldn't laugh or cry.
"Woo——"
At this moment, an ambulance roared over.
Before the car stopped, the door opened quickly and several foreign men and women got out.
When Ye Fan and others turned around, several foreign men and women brought out a tied-up man in a white coat.
As they carried the man in the white coat and ran forward, they shouted at the people in Jin Zhilin:
"Hurry up, master, please hurry up, master!"
"President Brooke suddenly lost his mind, President Brooke suddenly lost his mind!"
