77: Empress Empress: I want you to become a real eunuch!
"This bastard eunuch! He teases me like this in front of others!"
The Queen was extremely embarrassed and angry, her face turned pink, and she subconsciously moved her legs.
As if the butterfly is clearly visible to everyone,
This poem by Wu Zhongxian is really too explicit!
For others, it is definitely not revealing, and may even feel quite artistic.
But the Queen understands the meaning!
Especially the sentence, "Lingering among flowers, sucking nectar, born as a frivolous man"
this!
This almost caused the Queen's brain to collapse.
And the next sentence.
"After a light rain, the butterfly's pink wings, greasy with water, shimmered under the sunlight."
Light rain?
This bastard eunuch probably compared water to rain!
What water?
it goes without saying.
Then, the butterfly wets its pink wings and becomes greasy...
The more she listened to Eunuch Cao's translation of this word, the more embarrassed and angry the Empress became.
In the end, I couldn't help but slap Feng Tao and got angry!
"That's enough! Wu Zhongxian! Get out of here! Get out immediately!!!"
The fallen precious wooden boards were directly shattered by an internal force.
Eunuch Cao was startled.
I don’t know why the Queen is suddenly angry?
This word is obviously very good, right?
Very wonderful!
It makes people feel like they are in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River.
There was no television in this era, so the sense of immersion in the poems was all based on imagination.
Therefore, the sense of immersion is very strong!
It's just that Eunuch Cao's sense of belonging is completely different from that of the Empress.
One is in Jiangnan.
One in the misty rain.
"My lord, please retire."
Wu Zhongxian suppressed his laughter and was about to leave with Eunuch Cao.
At this time, the Queen's suppressed angry voice came from behind again.
"This poem is not allowed to be told to anyone! It is also not allowed to be passed on to the Hanlin Academy!!"
Eunuch Cao was stunned.
He was confused again.
Such wonderful words.
Unable to go to Hanlin Academy??
Isn’t this such a pity???
However, Eunuch Cao did not dare to ask any more questions.
Do you think the Queen may just be naive and want to keep this poem as her own?
After all, it was Mr. Wu who wrote the lyrics for the Queen.
I can understand that too.
The two eunuchs, one with a face full of confusion and regret, the other with a suppressed smile, left the East Palace.
Just after they left.
The queen was so angry that she smashed things!
The dormitory was smashed into a mess, and then a slight fire broke out.
But the Queen's anger has not subsided yet.
And the more you think about it, the more angry you become?
"You bastard scholar!"
"You can actually tease women like this!"
The Queen was extremely angry.
If she didn't have butterflies, she wouldn't deny that it was a good song.
It's a pity that these words came from the mouth of that bastard Wu Zhongxian.
This is not what Eunuch Cao understands Yanyu Jiangnan at all!
A pun!!!
The more the Queen thought about it, the angrier she became.
She couldn't bear this grievance.
"Wu Zhongxian, please wait for me! I will make you a real eunuch tonight!"
The Queen clapped her hands heavily.
The fine sandalwood table was shot to pieces.
This is the strength of a warrior!!
…
"Manager Wu, this is a task entrusted to you by His Majesty. Your Majesty has spoken and I hope to get an answer within three days."
Wu Zhongxian took the bamboo slips and looked through them.
A plan to control the Great Northern Wilderness?
Need a management plan in three days??
Dog Emperor, you treat me like the Minister of the Ministry of Industry, right?
Wu Zhongxian was speechless.
This is deliberately making things difficult for others!
Zhou Nanhuang must have heard the emperor-like rumors from Bald Donkey, so he made things difficult for others like this.
I want to test whether Wu Zhongxian has the ability to govern the country.
If so, Zhou Nanhuang would be more vigilant.
If not, Zhou Nanhuang might cause some trouble for Wu Zhongxian.
In short, no matter how you answer this governance plan, it won’t work!
"Manager Wu, you are busy first, so I won't disturb you."
Eunuch Cao left Wu Zhongxian's palace after saying hello.
Wu Zhongxian looked at the bamboo slips, and a bold idea came to his mind.
Since you can't write too well, you can't write too poorly either.
Then write a mean one!
Write a plan that can control the northern wilderness.
But this plan is extremely difficult to implement.
This is a perfect answer to this question.
Just do it if you think of it.
Wu Zhongxian directly transferred the most famous South-to-North Water Diversion Project plan in his previous life.
The so-called South-to-North Water Diversion also applies to this world.
The Great Zhou Dynasty in this world has a diverse geographical environment and a huge difference between the north and the south, which is even greater than that of China in the previous world.
Drought in the north and floods in the south are the current situation of water resources in Dazhou.
In the south, during the summer rainy season, preventing waterlogging has almost become the top priority of the court every year.
Human beings cannot completely stop the power of nature. Once the flood peak passes, whether it is urban houses or rural fields, all will be soaked, and it can be said that the losses will be heavy.
In the dry north, there is no drinking water, so we can only wait for God to rain and store rainwater in advance.
Or try your luck and dig for underground water.
In fact, it’s not just Dazhou.
Taking the entire Shenzhou Continent as a pan, the northern areas are desolate and lack water.
In the south, there are natural floods from time to time.
Although the previous emperors of the Zhou Dynasty also built many large projects, including but not limited to, such as digging canals to drain rivers and building dams to resist floods.
So Wu Zhongxian directly proposed the South-to-North Water Diversion Policy.
Three canals were dug throughout the Great Zhou Dynasty to divert river water from the south to the north.
This can solve both the floods in the south and the drought in the north.
And this is a once and for all method!
Previously at Jinquan Temple, Wu Zhongxian and Master Du Yin discussed this matter.
After all, disaster relief money and disaster relief food can only save a moment.
But if the South-to-North Water Diversion Project succeeds, it will be a foundation that will benefit generations to come!
"My dear, this distance is too big."
Wu Zhongxian took out the map and looked at it for a while, and found that the territory of Zhou Dynasty was similar to that of China in the previous life.
The entire continent of China is even larger in area, exceeding Blue Star.
Besides the mainland of China, there are other lands where barbarians exist.
Wu Zhongxian read a lot of information and checked many maps, and finally determined three canal routes that could run through the territory of the Great Zhou Dynasty.
They are the east line, the west line, and the center line.
Three canals are enough to save the north.
However, if these three canals are dug through, using ancient technology...
Billions of taels of silver are needed!
Maybe even, it’s not enough!
Wu Zhongxian's plan was very good, but the budget definitely exceeded Zhou Nanhuang's expectations.
To put it simply, this plan looks awesome, but in fact it is just talk on paper.
This is what Wu Zhongxian wants.
"That's it."
Wu Zhongxian picked up the bamboo slip and looked out the window.
I found that without realizing it, a whole night had passed!
"Sure enough, when I forget about food and sleep, I easily lose track of time." Wu Zhongxian sighed.
It was still early morning outside at this time.
But it’s too late to rest, let’s go and deal with the emperor first!
I haven't slept all night, and you can't sleep well either!
When Wu Zhongxian passed by, he also saw the white-robed monk, still meditating.
…
Xingdi Palace!
The emperor's palace.
"Mr. Wu, Your Majesty just took a three-hour break. Please come back later." Eunuch Cao was guarding the gate.
There are also several palace maids.
"I have something urgent, and I need to see Your Majesty now!"
Wu Zhongxian said and entered the Xingdi Palace. Eunuch Cao could not stop him.
Arriving outside the bedroom where the emperor rested, Wu Zhongxian used his internal energy and shouted into the room.
"Your Majesty, are you awake? I have something to report!!"
On the dragon bed, Zhou Nanhuang, who had not had a good rest for several days, finally fell asleep and slept soundly.
He was immediately awakened by the sudden noise, and he sat up with his hair disheveled.
"Who!"
Zhou Nanhuang was angry.
How dare you call me Gong!
She got up so angry that she could no longer hold it back!!
