Early in the morning, the eighth team gathered in the courtyard and repeated yesterday's fertilizing task.
As a new disciple, I was assigned two acres of medicinal fields.
When I reached the mountainside, I met an old man with one eye.
I saw him with a bruised nose and swollen face, holding a small book of enlightenment on the way of heaven in his hand to intercept the new disciple.
"Yes, yes, why did you come to Daomen? Tell me honestly."
"What, where did the injury on my face come from?"
"It fell. Hey, I'm old. I couldn't walk steadily when I got up in the middle of the night to pee."
"Like you were beaten? Damn it, what's the look in your eyes? I was obviously thrown."
"Go away, you deserve to be a handyman disciple."
"What the hell."
He cursed and became angry.
"Come here, what is the most painful thing in your life?"
"Pooping? Have hemorrhoids?"
"Hey, look, you're not very old either."
"Okay, okay, let's go."
The old man took notes carefully and paid full attention.
Until he saw me, his remaining right eye ignited with blazing fire, wishing he could devour me in one bite.
No, no, no, he probably wants to burn me to ashes.
"Yi Gou." He gritted his teeth and walked towards me word by word: "You can do it, find helpers to plot against me."
"There is no grievance or enmity, but there is still a small amount of friendship. I just said a few words to you yesterday, is that all?"
"When I said I dug out your eyes, I was trying to scare you."
"It's better for you to hit someone in the face instead of hitting her in the face. If she insists on beating me into a pig's head."
"Carrying out a sneak attack in the middle of the night, I'm so sorry for my old bones..."
Huai Lao gently stroked his swollen face and said sadly: "You are finished. I am officially informing you that from today on, you will never have a peaceful life again."
"Like now..."
He snapped his fingers nonchalantly.
"Clang."
The two wooden barrels I was carrying on the poles fell uncontrollably, and excrement spilled all over the floor.
It flows along the sloping mountain road, and the smell is overwhelming.
Huai Lao was very proud, pinched his nose and stepped back sadly: "Let's take our time with the appetizers."
I put my hand on my forehead and sighed.
Last night, why didn't I just say something casually to test Dao Huo'er's true identity?
She clearly rejected me, but I don’t know why she suddenly changed her mind.
They say women's moods are as fickle as water. I can understand this.
But a seven- or eight-year-old girl is so fickle. How can you blame me?
"Mr. Huai, why don't you listen to my explanation?" I humbly shouted: "Misunderstanding, a misunderstanding caused by candy."
The latter ignored me, turned around and left.
I secretly let go of my mind and secretly sensed the strength of luck around me.
My cultivation level is two levels higher than Huai Lao. As long as he doesn't take the initiative to attack and offend me, it is difficult for him to detect my inadvertent little moves.
The Taomen locust tree came into being. Wherever it is, the luck will be stronger than the surrounding areas.
After verifying this, Huai Lao's identity naturally came to light.
"Boss, what's going on? This is it." Bearded man passed by me carrying an empty bucket, smelling the stench in the air, then looking at the swaying wooden bucket, and said in an anxious tone: "Clean it up as soon as possible, don't let Captain Shi
Discover."
I regained my composure, turned sideways and asked, "How to deal with it? It's already turned over, so you don't want me to hold it back with my hands, right?"
The bearded man kicked the gravel on the mountain path and pointedly said: "Cover it up."
"I'm leaving first. The two of them chatting here will be more eye-catching and will be noticed."
"Hurry up and do it."
With that said, he left in a hurry.
I struggled for more than ten minutes and finally covered up the "crime scene" with disgrace.
Then, I calmly picked up the bucket and left, rushing to the cesspit.
From the investigation just now, Mr. Huai's identity is self-evident.
Wherever he is, the fate of the unknown is revolving around him, more and more.
