Chapter 274 Your Majesty's whole body is limp, only his mouth is stiff
"Be a happy man from tomorrow on.
Feed the horses, chop wood, and travel around the world.
From tomorrow on, care about food and vegetables.
I have a house facing the sea and the flowers are blooming in spring!"
Qin Feng was ups and downs, facing the sea full of emotion, reciting the poem "Haizi".
Ying Zheng listened and nodded slightly, obviously very satisfied.
He turned to look at the historian and said calmly:
"Remember, the First Emperor composed a poem on the bank of the East China Sea, titled Facing the Sea, Spring is Warm and Flowers are Blooming."
Qin Feng: "???"
Ying Zheng: “Do you have any objections?”
Qin Feng thought for a while and tried to reason with the First Emperor, so he said cautiously:
"Your Majesty, first of all, this poem was written by my teacher Haizi.
Secondly, even if I copied it, it should be signed by me, right?"
Ying Zheng rubbed the "Frostmourne" in his hand, nodded thoughtfully and said:
"What you said makes sense."
"...Well...it doesn't really make sense. It's not impossible for you to sign it."
"snort!"
Ying Zheng took back Frostmourne with some lingering thoughts.
In fact, he was just bored and wanted to trouble Qin Feng while practicing his skills.
After all, you have to maintain your dignity in front of your ministers, but you don't need to in front of Qin Feng.
Ying Zheng liked the seaside scenery very much. The openness here made him feel very happy.
If he had followed his previous temperament, he would definitely have built a palace here and come and live there from time to time.
But he took one look at Qin Feng and held back.
Qin Feng fought tooth and nail and pacified Baiyue at the lowest cost.
Now it not only expanded the territory of Great Qin, but also accommodated millions of Yue people.
The most important thing is that it provided Da Qin with a huge grain production area.
Although it is more difficult to supply the world, it is more than enough to supply Guanzhong.
Especially when there was sufficient food, Ying Zheng was also ready to embark on drastic reforms.
"Wow!"
Qin Feng stood on the giant ship, lying on the fence, retching constantly.
Although there was nothing left after vomiting, he still felt like his chest was churning.
Ying Zheng stood behind him, swaying back and forth with the waves.
Even though his face was pale, it wasn't much better.
But his words were unyielding and mockingly said:
"I didn't expect that Xianyang monkeys are not afraid of heaven and earth, but they are actually afraid of... vomit... a little seasickness... vomit..."
Qin Feng was extremely weak and collapsed on the deck.
The sun was shining brightly and the waves were constantly making people dizzy.
Qin Feng twitched the corner of his mouth, looked at Ying Zheng who was still holding on, and said weakly:
"Your Majesty, are you not seasick?"
There was a sneer on Ying Zheng's lips:
"Seasick? I don't...vomit...seasick!"
Qin Feng couldn't help but give a thumbs up and praised:
"Thousands of years later, in the tomb of the First Emperor, your whole body will be soft and soft, except for your mouth, which is still hard."
As soon as Ying Zheng glared, he was about to take out Frostmourne and teach Qin Feng a lesson.
As a result, his body was really weak these days. After a few shakes, he fell down next to Qin Feng and couldn't help but sigh.
Both Qin Feng and Ying Zheng turned pale, staring at each other for a moment, not knowing what to say.
Qin Feng couldn't bear it anymore and asked:
"Your Majesty, we are both landlubbers, why do we have to take a boat to the land of Qilu and Fengchan Taishan?
Isn’t it possible to ride in a carriage? If that’s not possible, you can also ride a horse!”
Ying Zheng scolded:
"You know nothing! I want everyone to know that I am omnipotent!
So what can the mere sea do? Hasn't it been conquered by me... vomit...?"
Qin Feng nodded. He glanced at the black cow who tied himself to the mast to prevent seasickness, and couldn't help but admired:
"Although Hei Niu looks stupid, his methods are really smart."
Tie Zhu staggered over and spat:
"He's so smart! He vomited like a dog!
You see that he is okay now because he just fainted from choking!"
Qin Feng was speechless on the spot.
Is this him? What a fucking talent!
I have to say that above the sea, with blue sea and blue sky, it is really spectacular.
There are also seabirds circling back and forth, landing on the big ship from time to time, dotted with colors.
Ying Zheng looked into the distance, thought for a long time, and finally couldn't help it, hesitantly said:
"You said... Hai'er really... likes eunuchs?"
Qin Feng was stunned for a moment, pondered for a long time, and slowly shook his head.
Seeing Qin Feng shaking his head, Ying Zheng finally breathed a sigh of relief and said:
"That is, how could my son be such a person?
It must be a misunderstanding, I will carefully examine the person who sent the letter later!"
Qin Feng shook his head again and said seriously:
"Your Majesty, I am sorry to tell you that Hu Hai may not only like eunuchs.
He may like men, yes, the kind you think of."
When Ying Zheng heard this, his heart suddenly dropped.
Shame! Shame on the royal family!
How could such an unworthy descendant emerge from the family of an emperor through the ages?
But Ying Zheng still said unwillingly:
"Can't it be a misunderstanding? Maybe Hai'er is just... just confused for a moment.
He is usually very well-behaved and obedient."
Qin Feng sighed deeply and said sadly:
"Your Majesty, I would like to express my condolences to you. I have made a serious diagnosis. Mr. Hu Hai's growth deformity was caused by his lack of father's love since he was a child."
Ying Zheng said suspiciously:
"You actually know medical skills?"
Qin Feng nodded seriously and said:
"Of course, otherwise, who taught Lu Pheasant his superb medical skills?
High-strength alcohol disinfection and sterilization was also created by me, right?
And those women’s medical teams have greatly reduced the non-combat attrition of Da Qin’s soldiers.”
Ying Zheng frowned slightly:
"Is this also the medical skill picked up at the foot of Mount Tai?"
Qin Feng vowed:
"That's right! When Wei Chen passed by the foot of Mount Tai, a strong wind suddenly blew..."
"Stop! Shut up! Stop talking!"
Ying Zheng has heard this sentence countless times, and his head hurts every time he hears it:
"Okay, this time I will go to the foot of Mount Tai to see if I don't pick up anything good.
Humph! You know the consequences!"
Qin Feng protested in a low voice:
"This kind of thing depends on character..."
"Are you saying that my character is not good?"
"That's not true...it's just that I'm a very good person."
Ying Zheng sighed deeply and asked sadly:
"Are you saying that my Hai'er is deformed?"
Qin Feng thought for a while, nodded and said:
"It's not just a deformity, it's more or less abnormal."
"Then... can it be cured?"
"It's a bit difficult. How about you open another small account? I'll go find you a fat bitch to warm your bed tonight?"
