Chapter 501: Hei Niu: You are being CPUed by the boss
"The cauldron... I made a mistake..."
Han Xin lay on the soft couch, twitching from time to time.
Although it looks serious, most of them are skin injuries.
Qin Feng just wanted to use a bitter trick with Ying Zheng, but he didn't want to really cripple Han Xin!
He is the best general of this era. Where can he find such good horses and oxen?
In the future, whether it was cooperating with Li Xin in his western expedition to Europe or confronting the Roman Republic.
It is better to march eastward to America and continue to capture Maodun.
Han Xin is the best candidate to be a bull or a horse.
Qin Feng sighed and said sadly:
"I know it's impossible for you to rebel, but there's nothing you can do.ωωw.
How dare you, a bitch, miss your date? Do you really think His Majesty the First Emperor dare not kill you?"
Han Xin grinned and his saliva started to flow.
There was nothing I could do, there were only two places where I was most seriously injured.
One is his swollen cheeks and the power of sixty-year-old ears, which is not something ordinary people can resist.
One is something Zhao Ji doesn't have.
Han Xin even felt that Boss Qin was jealous that he was older than him!
Otherwise, why would you be so harsh?
Stealing peaches three times in a row, how dare you use it on Xiang Yu! Why are you using it on me?
Han Xin reached out and pinched his cheeks, corrected the shape of his mouth, and then said:
"Isn't this just a temporary obsession?
Besides, how dare I stab you in the back, Pi Yanzi?"
Seeing Han Xin's miserable appearance, Qin Feng also sighed and said seriously:
"I understand you, but Your Majesty does not.
If it had been anyone else, you would have been killed by the Nine Tribes long ago.
The dog heads were made into rubber balls and kicked everywhere.
So, you have to meet me.
You are lucky to have met me, do you understand?
Everything I do is for your own good. You have to listen to your brother.
If your elder brother asks you to go east, don't go west; if he asks you to catch dogs, don't chase chickens.
When you encounter something you don’t understand, you just need to say silently in your heart, big brother is only doing it for your own good.”
After some heartfelt lies, Han Xin was so moved that tears filled his eyes, he grinned and almost cried.
I don’t feel any pain from the beatings I received on my body, I just feel warm inside.
"What a great brother!"
"Good boy!"
The two held hands tightly and looked at each other. Such brotherly love made everyone who saw it burst into tears.
"We are so lucky to meet Boss Qin!"
Seeing the corners of Zhang Han's eyes turning red, Hei Niu couldn't help but curled his lips and whispered:
"You have been screwed by the boss CPU."
Zhang Han suddenly looked confused and asked:
"What is a CPU?"
Black Ox Old God Zaizai said:
"Don't you understand? I overheard this secretly when the boss was giving a lecture to Prince Fusu!
This is the highest secret of the Holy Fire Meow Meow Sect, called the Emperor's Art! Abbreviated as CPU!
That is to say, a cultured person like me can understand it, but someone else wouldn’t be able to understand it!”
Zhang Han was stunned for a moment and asked subconsciously:
"Are you sure it's the CPU? Not something else?
In the official script, there is no pronunciation of "cei fart friend"?"
Black Newton became anxious and frowned:
"You are uneducated, what the hell do you know?
I follow the boss every day, learning from the rich asshole’s five cars, what’s the point of being superior, do you understand or do I understand?
The rhetoric in it is that you are lucky to have met me. If it were anyone else, you would have been fucked long ago."
Seeing Hei Niu swearing so confidently, Zhang Hangang wanted Hei Niu to elaborate on what exactly a cei fart friend was.
I didn't know when Qin Feng appeared behind them, showing a charming smile, and asked with a smile:
"I'm also curious, what exactly is a CPU?
Come, Dr. Heiniu, explain it in detail."
Black Newton trembled in fright, his head shook like a rattle, and he said quickly:
"I don't know, I didn't hear anything.
It is my blessing to meet the boss. If it had been someone else, he would have given it to me and sent him to the CRRC House as a sister."
Qin Feng's old face darkened.
Damn it! This PUA is not easy to use!
Don’t they all say that the ancient emperors’ techniques were all PUA ministers? Why is it that it doesn’t work well when it comes to Hei Niu?
Qin Feng couldn't help but sigh. Sure enough, he was still soft-hearted.
This thing should have a pure superior-subordinate relationship before it can be used.
I still can't do this kind of shit.
In other words, no one with any conscience can do it.
Qin Feng waved his hand and asked:
"Where's Kuai Che? I'll see him."
Han Xin pointed outside and replied:
"It's tied up, and it's outside.
This guy is trying to make me rebel every day. He is really not a good person!
In the words of Hei Niu, I am always the CPU.
Boss Qin is better, honest, trustworthy and kind to others."
Qin Feng's face turned slightly red after being flattered by this flattery. He coughed twice and said angrily:
"Why do you like telling the truth so much!"
After saying that, he turned around and walked out.
Black Bull led the way and soon arrived at a makeshift cell.
Tie Zhu just walked out of it, his face solemn.
Qin Feng couldn't help but said curiously:
"What's going on? Could it be that you were forcibly kissed by Kuai Che?"
Unexpectedly, Tie Zhu shook his head heavily and said with a loud voice:
"Boss, this bastard is very tough-talking, but he just won't say anything!"
Qin Feng couldn't help but said:
"Good guy, I didn't expect that this strategist from the Guigu faction would be such a tough guy.
It seems that some means have to be used, otherwise, he would definitely not say anything!"
Thinking of this, Qin Feng gave Hei Niu a look.
When he was black Newton, he showed a lewd smile, looking like a gay in a gay way.
Qin Feng took a long breath, put on a vicious expression, rushed in, and shouted:
"Tell me! Who sent you here!"
"I came here myself."
"What's the purpose of coming!"
"Want to meet you!"
"Why CPU Han Xin!"
"Because I like chaos in the world."
"Why do you like chaos in the world!"
Kuai Che dragged his seriously injured body. Although his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, he still made a puzzled expression.
Looking at Qin Feng as if he were a fool, he said;
"Are you stupid? If there is peace in the world, what will happen to us politicians?
The Guigu sect are all prodigies who know the world, and they can only use this skill when the world is in chaos.
Junior brother, you don’t really want to be Ying Zheng’s queen, do you?”
"Sixty ears are smooth!"
Qin Feng was furious, strode forward, and slapped him thirty times!
Why thirty?
Because if you draw sixty, the Kuai Che people may be gone!
Looking at Kuai Che who was dying but asking and answering questions, Qin Feng couldn't help but asked in confusion:
"Tie Zhu, didn't you just say that he was tough-talking?"
Tiezhu's dog shrank his head and said angrily:
"Yeah, this bitch didn't say anything just now.
It was probably because I was frightened by your domineering attitude, boss, that I realized that I would say everything without restraint."
But what everyone didn't expect was that after hearing this, Kuai Che, who was breathing out more and taking in less air, actually held himself up and roared:
"You bastard! You asked!
As soon as he came in, he shouted, "Don't tell me, tell me, don't tell me."
