Chapter 503 Qin Feng: I am not afraid of the shadow when I am crooked
"So, you didn't agree to Kuai Che?"
Ying Zheng said calmly while cutting the roasted lamb leg slowly.
Qin Feng was unceremonious. Ying Zheng cut a piece and he ate one.
Ying Zheng, who was obviously worried, did not notice this.
So much so that his plate was always empty and he kept cutting.
The flames in the charcoal stove were beating slowly.
The plump lamb leg is sizzling with oil, and the greasy fat is roasted to dry up, so that the lamb will taste charred and crispy.
After roasting one layer, peel it and dip it in cumin from the Western Regions. It is very delicious.
Qin Feng "gudu" "gudu" took two mouthfuls of grape wine, wiped his mouth randomly, and said in confusion:
"What? What did you promise?
What about Hei Niu going to Wangyi Palace as a police dog? This is unacceptable.
He can eat, poop and sleep, but he wastes food as a police dog!"
Ying Zheng gently turned the iron pick, peeled off a layer of crispy mutton again, and asked casually:
"Gong Quan? I'm not in a hurry about this."
Qin Feng stretched out his hand without leaving a trace, twisted the roast mutton on the plate and put it in his mouth. He chewed it with a look of enjoyment and asked vaguely:
"What's the matter? Are you so anxious?"
"You are doing something that will last forever."
"It's not urgent...should I blanch?"
Qin Feng suddenly opened his mouth so wide that the mutton slipped from his mouth without even noticing.
He looked at Ying Zheng with a shocked face and said:
"You spy on me?"
Ying Zheng was stunned for a moment, shook his head and said:
"I didn't."
Qin Feng immediately beat his chest and stamped his feet, howling:
"You are just spying on me! I never thought that Your Majesty, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, could actually do such a thing!
After all, I am the Marquis of Xianyang of the Great Qin Dynasty, the Prime Minister, the Commander-in-Chief of the Great Qin Allied Forces, and the Commander-in-Chief of the Anti-Qin Alliance...
Please put down Frostmourne and say what you have to say."
Ying Zheng glared at Qin Feng fiercely, put the roasted lamb leg covered with iron sticks on the grill, and said while wiping his hands:
"I'll say it again, I'm not spying on you.
Kuai Che told me this."
Qin Feng scratched his head, racked his brains and thought for a moment, shook his head vigorously and said:
"How is that possible? This bitch was almost killed by me. Isn't it possible for him to escape from the prison?"
Ying Zheng sighed and said helplessly:
"Are you really stupid, or are you just pretending?
When Kuai Che persuaded you, his voice was so loud that it almost shook the sky!
The soldiers outside heard it clearly, you don’t know, right?”
Qin Feng's cheeks suddenly turned red and he muttered:
"Of course I know, but you are not afraid of the shadow if you are crooked!"
Ying Zheng felt dumbfounded for a moment and said:
"Haven't you discovered that Kuai Che is trying to trick you?
He was so excited and roared so loudly.
It would be fine if he was really in prison, but this is a marching camp.
There were so many soldiers around, how could no one hear him?
He was telling me on purpose!"
After saying that, Ying Zheng looked at Qin Feng's fair neck carefully and said lightly:
"If it were a different emperor, I'd probably have your dog's head taken off right now!"
Qin Feng suddenly shouted unconvinced:
"I didn't rebel! Why did you pick off my dog's head!"
Ying Zheng snorted lightly and asked:
"Since you have no intention of rebelling, why don't you kill Kuai Che immediately and bring his head to me?"
Qin Feng wiped his hands, shrugged and said:
"Because he is still useful?"
Ying Zheng retorted:
"What's the use? To help you achieve the great cause of becoming an emperor through the ages?"
Or should I help you become the co-leader of Yanhuang?"
Qin Feng glanced at Ying Zheng, took a sip of grape wine, and lay lazily on the soft bed.
【It’s boring, it’s really boring, it’s just for leisure.】
[If it were another emperor, he might be testing me. Your Majesty, the First Emperor, you are just idle! 】
When Ying Zheng heard this, he couldn't help but hold Frostmourne tightly.
It feels bad to be seen through!
If it were anyone else, Ying Zheng would have to really test it out.
But Qin Feng's words are really just out of curiosity and leisure.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Qin Feng quickly explained:
"There are specialties in the arts! Although this guy is a bit perverted, he especially likes to be a troublemaker.
I plan to send him to the Roman Republic to disturb them!"
Looking at Qin Feng's mean smile, Ying Zheng couldn't help but frown and said:
"It's true that he is a bastard, but I don't understand what you are laughing at."
"??????"
After being defeated again and again, Qin Feng didn't bother to refute and simply gave up.
After Ying Zheng finished gossiping, he was in a good mood and was ready to eat some roast mutton.
When I lowered my head, I found that my plate had no hair except for a little cumin!
Looking at Qin Feng's round belly again, he suddenly became angry:
"Aren't you afraid that you'll die from holding yourself back?"
Qin Feng rubbed his stomach and groaned for a long time without saying anything.
Ying Zheng couldn't laugh or cry for a while. Looking at his increasingly round face, he couldn't help but sigh and continued to bake.
Fortunately, there were only two of them in the big tent.
If the historian were there, Qin Feng would be charged with disrespect.
How dare you let His Majesty grill meat and you can eat here non-stop?!
How brave!
"Why do you think of the Roman Republic? I heard that Li Xin is still conquering the Western Regions."
Ying Zheng was grilling meat and suddenly said.
When Qin Feng heard this, he immediately became excited and asked with interest:
"Where's Hu Hai? Did the Great Qin Splatoon shine?"
Ying Zheng's face suddenly darkened, God, what a Splatoon!
Although Qin Feng refused to admit it, Ying Zheng felt that it must be Qin Feng's fault!
Otherwise, why would Hu Hai, who has always been very obedient and obedient, have the courage to spray himself all over?!
"It is said that in order to atone for his sins, he bravely killed the enemy and refused to retreat despite being wounded."
“Awesome, awesome.”
Upon hearing that Splatoon didn't use his unique skills, Qin Feng suddenly lost interest.
How exciting it would be if, while negotiating with the enemy, the opponent was suddenly caught off guard by the attack!
In this case, Hu Hai will definitely leave a mark in history!
Qin Feng’s poems were all thought out for him:
"There is a general whose courage is hard to find in the world.
Three stinking farts shook the world, and the whole country was shocked!"
Ying Zheng ignored Qin Feng and said to himself:
"There are thirty-six countries in the Western Regions. Zhang San lobbied and Li Xin sent a message to decide, there are seven countries.
The five kingdoms of Jie, Huhu, Shan, Cheshiqian, and Dawan refused to submit and were massacred by Li Xin.
The Dawan Tianma is said to have been sent to Xianyang.
But this has also caused panic in other countries, and now, under the leadership of King Kucha, they are trying to use the Western Region Allied Forces to resist Li Xin’s advance!”
Speaking of this, Qin Feng suddenly became interested and said excitedly:
"The thirty-six countries in the Western Regions are actually nothing.
Further to the west, there is the Parthian Empire, which is fighting with the Seleucid Empire to the west.
Further south, there is the Mauryan Dynasty, a waste, but it occupies the most fertile land.
As for the Roman Republic, which was strong enough to compete with the Qin Dynasty, it is currently competing with Carthage for hegemony in the Mediterranean!"
Speaking of this, Qin Feng couldn't help but jump up, his eyes lit up and he said:
"So, the world is wonderful.
Get rid of Xiang Yu’s scabies disease as soon as possible, and let’s go out and have a look together!”