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Chapter 200 You Know Advertising

Chapter 200 You know advertising

Author: Jiutonggu

Bei Xiaobei thought that he must have seen it wrong.

But it was a primary school student's turn to comfort her.

"Sister, don't be afraid, we will protect you."

Bei Xiaobei just felt embarrassed and was very anxious, "Run, everyone go into the store quickly, he is coming."

The brave boys across from him didn't expect that Tanwood was so crazy and could weigh the pros and cons.

The strong adults who met before the meeting couldn't fight, so they turned around and wanted to attack the children.

It's too much, and you don't even follow martial ethics.

Tanwood was very fast, turned around and sprinted across the road, holding up the watermelon knife with a grin.

All you little man-eating monsters, go to hell!!!

Seeing these children who didn't know their suffering reminded Tanwood of his childhood when he used boiling water to make steamed buns.

Now in his mind, he has become the culprit for persecuting himself.

Bei Xiaobei was so scared that he was trembling all over. He tried to stand up by holding on to his body, but his legs were not as good as they could be. They were so weak.

Not even as good as a few children.

Chen Xiaojie has experience in this matter. Several senior children gathered around him, extremely excited, "Can we also be superheroes for once?"

They had witnessed Chen Xiaojie fighting the Ax Demon live, and they were extremely envious.

Even now, the heroic legend of Chen Xiaojie is still circulated in the Fourth Primary School, those little girls who are not reserved...

No one even looked, everyone was surrounding Chen Xiaojie.

Humph... now it's their turn to shine.

The primary school students are all ignorant and fearless, and they have nothing to be afraid of.

Everyone lined up in a row in high spirits. The children who bought Yali brand mobile phones stood in front, while those who didn't took the initiative to step back.

Compared with the panic, screams and panic of the adults opposite, the painting style of the group of primary school students opposite is very strange, forming a sharp contrast.

The few brave young men who hurriedly chased after them were still worried that the children would be frightened, so they shouted at the top of their lungs, "Don't...run..."

As a result... the children didn't take it seriously at all.

I saw them moving in unison, under Chen Xiaojie's slogan, "Three, two, one, get ready..."

The Yali mobile phone in their hands stretched and deformed, transforming into a miniature electronic device.

Chen Xiaojie tried the feel and found that it was not as firm as before and seemed to have shrunk compared to the previous ones.

He wasn't very satisfied, but it was still better than nothing.

The man who had screamed just now had all the rest of his scream swallowed up in his stomach in an instant, and his mouth was open in shock.

The primary school students smiled and picked up the toy electronics that made a loud noise and blocked them in front of them.

The young people across from me were all crazy.

No, no, have these children watched too many cartoons?

Do you think you can really fight villains with a toy chainsaw?

This is reminiscent of the previous news, where a child imitated a scene in a cartoon and jumped twenty-six stories while holding an umbrella.

The Internet is a cancer that harms young children and is hateful.

Now these stupid kids can't even run.

Seeing that the tragedy was about to happen in front of them, some timid people had already covered their eyes, not daring to watch the tragedy that would happen next.

Tanwood's eyes flashed with disdain, and he raised the corners of his mouth cruelly.

Bang bang, these crispy-skinned children will soon be cut open like green-skinned watermelons, with bright red juice flowing out.

Thinking of this, Tanwood was extremely happy.

Today is about to be the highlight of his life, and everyone's eyes will be focused on him.

He was so excited that his whole body was trembling. He imitated the movie "Young and Dangerous" and picked up the watermelon knife and slashed hard at the child closest to him.

"Um?"

The expected scene did not happen.

His watermelon knife collided with the electric saw in the child's hand, and one-third of the blade was neatly cut and fell to the ground, making a crisp metal collision sound.

Of course, the toy chainsaw in the child's hand was also jammed to the point that it could no longer operate.

Chen Xiaojie:….

Tan Wood:….

All the adults opposite:….

After a short silence, the smile of the child whose phone was destroyed gradually disappeared from his face.

The deer-like eyes burst out with blazing anger, "Ahhhhhh, you bad guy, I just bought the phone."

"You destroyed my mobile phone, oh oh oh, my personal money is gone."

While talking, he pulled Tanwood's clothes and rolled around.

Tanwood, who was still in disbelief, was caught off guard by the angry child who looked like a little lion butt him in the stomach.

With a groan, Tanwood became even more angry, "You bastard, you are seeking death."

He held up the shortened watermelon knife again without believing in evil.

This time, Chen Xiaojie raised his small electric saw and responded.

The crisp sound of metal hitting the ground came again.

The watermelon knife in Tanwood's hand was once again short.

Chen Xiaojie stared at the destroyed electric saw with tears in his eyes. Both parties were very angry.

Junk product, ruining my hopes.

Chen Xiaojie glanced at the transparent glass store distractedly. Is the quality trying to fool elementary school students?

Tanwood also hated the owner of the knife shop.

Are the watermelon knives sold to poor people the poorest quality?

Speechlessly, he looked at the knife in his hand, which only had a very short section of the handle left. He looked up again, and there were one, two, three... elementary school students holding electric saws in front of them.

The little lambs waiting to be slaughtered in Tanwood's eyes suddenly turned into wolves in sheep's clothing.

The grunting sound of the chainsaw has become the orchestration of death.

A man who knows the current affairs is a good man. If he cannot do this, he can do that.

Tanwood's bloodshot eyes faded a layer of blood, and he reluctantly said: "I'm sorry, it's uncle who disturbed me."

He turned around, holding a watermelon knife with only one sharp handle left, chose a direction with the most virgins, and rushed over.

"Fuck..." They are so naive.

Just now, they were genuinely worried about the children across from them. As a result, now they have to worry about themselves.

Tanwood: "You bitches, go to hell."

Now, no electric saw can stop his watermelon knife.

Hua Chao thought she could escape the disaster, but how could the butcher still know how to pick the softest persimmons?

"Zhang Zhang, Zhang Zhang, save me." Hua Chao grabbed her boyfriend's clothes and ran around screaming.

Suddenly, there was a painful pulling sensation on her scalp, and she had no choice but to tilt her head back.

Tanwood grinned, grabbed Hua Chao's long hair, and pulled her back.

"Zhang Zhang..." Hua Chao was frightened.

Zhang Li turned around and hesitated for a second, his eyes full of guilt, but he stepped back in fear.

He was also afraid and cherished his life.

You can have many girlfriends, but you only have one life.

When Hua Chao thought that she was going to give an explanation today, a few brave young men grabbed Tanwood's neck from behind and the other squeezed his hand holding the watermelon knife.

With only the handle left, the watermelon knife could not pose a threat to several young men even after several swings.

There was no need to worry about being accidentally injured, as Tanwood was subdued to the ground in a few blows.

Just when everyone was still in shock, the store manager of the Yali mobile phone flagship store held a loudspeaker in his hand: "With the Yali mobile phone in hand, the scumbag goes away, and the sisters are beautiful."

Zhang Li:….I feel like you are inside me.

Everyone: You know, you know advertising best.


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