Chapter 128: 'Wulin Biography' with a big brain hole (two in one)
The next day, episodes 9 and 10 of "Wulin Gaiden" were broadcast.
Han Jun, who didn't go to work on Saturday, had been in front of the TV early in the morning. Along with Han Jun were his brother Han Bing and his girlfriend Guo Xin.
Han Bing, who has just entered his sophomore year this year, broke his leg when he accidentally played football at the beginning of school. The school accommodation was inconvenient, so he had to take leave and go home to recuperate.
Guo Xin was worried about her boyfriend's injury, so she took the high-speed train to Quancheng on Saturday to visit her.
Seeing the sweet couple together, Han Jun, who had been single for several years, kept swiping his eyes at his younger brother.
Show affection and die quickly...
Han Bing didn't feel his brother's resentment, and he joked with his girlfriend for a while. Guo Xin called. She got up and went to answer the phone. Han Bing looked at Han Jun with a smile.
"Brother, yesterday Xinxin sent a flying message to her roommate. How was your chat?"
"We didn't talk much."
Han Jun was a little depressed: "We have no common language at all. She only wants to eat, drink, have fun and chase idols, while I spend all my time saving money to buy a house and get married. We don't talk on the same channel at all."
"I'm really convinced."
Han Bing's face was full of hatred: "Girls need to be coaxed. Just talk to her about whatever she says. If you don't understand, just search online. You are looking for a girlfriend, not a confidant."
"Forget it, I'm not in the mood to chat with her."
Han Jun spread his hands helplessly: "I'm too lazy to bother Bara to be a licking dog. I have the time to spend time with her, so why don't I watch some dramas.
In fact, sometimes if you think about it carefully, being single is quite good, you can be free and do whatever you want."
"...It's up to you."
Han Bing was defeated by his brother's "ostrich" mentality and closed his mouth. However, Han Jun saw that it would be a while before "Wulin Gaiden" was broadcast at 8 o'clock, so he turned on his mobile phone and prepared to go to the "Xiafantiantuan" group chat.
As soon as he clicked on his phone, a Fetion message popped up. Han Jun saw that it was his former female classmate from college. He even served as her backup for a while, but unfortunately he could not become a regular employee.
[Woooooo~ I just broke up with my boyfriend (tot), please comfort me]
What does it mean?
Do you want to take advantage of yourself?
Han Jun looked a little excited and clicked his fingers to send a Fetion message.
【...drink more hot water】
Half a minute later, Han Jun, who had not waited for a reply, sent another [?] to test the situation.
Sure enough, he saw a bright red "!" followed by two lines of characters that he was very familiar with.
[Hua Niaojiang has turned on friend verification. You are not his (her) friend yet. Please send a Fetion friend verification request first. Only after the other party passes the verification can you chat (send verification request)]
Tsk tsk, you ignored me back then, but now I am putting you beyond your reach...
Han Jun curled his lips, deleted the dialog box skillfully, and continued to chat with the group of friends in the "Xiafantiantuan" without any nostalgia.
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At 8 p.m., "Wulin Gaiden" starts on time
Han Jun was in high spirits, and Han Bing next to him stopped paying attention to the TV. He had been recuperating at home for the past two days, and had long been dragged into the trap by his elder brother. He became a big fan of "Wulin Gaiden".
Guo Xin, on the other hand, has never watched this drama before, and today she was dragged along by her boyfriend for the first time.
One of the great advantages of sitcoms is that they are plot-oriented. Even if you have not watched the previous episodes and jump in midway, you will not be troubled by the plot.
Han Bing briefly introduced several of the main characters in Tongfu Inn to Guo Xin, and she easily integrated into the play.
Episode 9 of "Wulin Gaiden", the first half of the episode mainly reflects the education aspect.
At the beginning of the game, Tongfu Inn was full of guests, and everyone in the inn was busy. During this period, some mistakes were made during the busy work, which made the guests unhappy. In the midst of the commotion, Mr. Xing appeared, drew his sword and shocked the guests, and announced the good news.
Qiu Xiaodong, the second son of Yuan Qiu's wife, defeated the national Go player in chess, although they played backgammon...
In order to celebrate this grand event in the chess world, Yuan Qiu held a shark fin hotpot at his home and invited everyone to his home to celebrate. After hearing this, all the guests in the inn made a noise and left one after another, successfully evading the order.
Only one guest, a guest thief named Lao Jiu, was left to take advantage of the situation.
Mr. Xing strongly invited him to go with him. Shopkeeper Tong swallowed his saliva and transformed into a head nurse Yan. He learned about gout caused by eating too much shark fin.
"It hurts, it hurts. What do people want in life, don't they just want to be in pain and be happy? It hurts, it hurts to death, I'll forget it, haha."
Xing Captou didn't care at all and left with a laugh. Shopkeeper Tong was just a lemon. At this time, he secretly ran out to make a clay figurine. The dirty Xiaobei came on stage. Shopkeeper Tong took care of him, and then sent a Go master Lu Xiucai.
, learn Go.
The next day, there were still the same guests in the lobby of Tongfu Inn. Everyone in the inn was very busy, and Xing Captou appeared again.
"This arrester officially announces that the third son of Shopkeeper Hao on West Street won second place in the youth piano competition held in Changqing County!
Although only three people participated in the competition, and the third place was deaf...
But this is also a hard-won victory. To celebrate this grand event in the music world, Shopkeeper Hao invites you to eat chicken at Feilong Valley (no game)."
After hearing this, the customer ignored Shopkeeper Tong's hysterical plea to stay and evaded the order for the second time. Lao Jiu continued to take advantage, and Shopkeeper Tong sat on the ground collapsed.
"Another penny has not been received!"
Mr. Xing came over to invite, and the tough-talking shopkeeper Tong once again taught about the disadvantages of eating too much chicken.
For example, low back pain, decreased kidney function, decreased memory, and a certain chance of contracting certain adverse diseases...
Xing Captou thought he was physically strong and left with confidence. Shopkeeper Tong, who was jealous of all sorts of things, came up with the idea of letting Xiao Bei learn music. Lao Bai, who was very good at playing the flute, became Xiao Bei's new music teacher.
Xiaobei began to live a "good" life of playing chess and playing the flute.
On the third day, there were still the same guests in the lobby of Tongfu Inn. They were a little angry due to the shark's fin and chicken in the past two days, so they all drank some jasmine tea to calm down the heat. It was during this busy time that Xing Captou appeared again.
Shopkeeper Tong slapped his forehead and said in despair: "Here we go again."
Sure enough, Xing Baotou smiled brightly and announced loudly again.
The daughter of Widow Song of Dongjie, won the first place in the Youth Calligraphy Competition held by the Hanlin Academy. Although she was last, it was important to participate, so it would be good to be shortlisted.
To celebrate this grand event in the literary world, Widow Song invited everyone to their home to eat tofu...
Yeah, tofu mixed with spring onions.
Customers rushed out in droves, skipping their orders three times. Shopkeeper Tong sat aside with a sneer, not even bothering to stop him. Lao Bai even personally directed Lao Jiu, who was eating and drinking, which table had more leftover dishes.
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Seeing this, the three Han Jun people in front of the TV burst into laughter.
This kind of expression method of using repeated laughter points to accumulate and superimpose, and finally achieve the best effect is not uncommon. Many comedy TV movies, sketches and even cross talk have similar plots, and many of them are even classics.
In this section of "Wulin Gaiden", the plot design cannot be said to be exquisite, but the funny effect is particularly outstanding.
The three of them laughed happily, and the plot on TV was still going on. Maybe they were both widows, and they didn't like each other. Shopkeeper Tong couldn't help but say a few words to Widow Song, but Xing shot her head and stabbed her in the heart, saying that Xiaobei
Even if you want to find a reason to celebrate, your life has been lost at the starting line.
Shopkeeper Tong was so angry that he found a calligraphy teacher (Xiao Guo) for Xiao Bei. Xiao Bei was miserable and stopped learning anything. After being persuaded by other waiters, shopkeeper Tong gave in and only let Xiao Bei work at the piano.
Chess, calligraphy and painting are the same, so Xiaobei chose painting.
Shopkeeper Tong was overjoyed and spent a lot of money to invite the famous painter Mr. Dou from Shibalipu to teach Xiaobei how to paint.
It is worth mentioning that Mr. Dou is guest-starred by Chen Weidong (Kuroto), who wears a pair of glasses, a short beard with five locks, and a Shanxi accent, which is a bit talkative.
This unique and fresh image surprised Han Jun, who was familiar with Chen Weidong's black vine appearance.
Mr. Dou, played by Chen Weidong, is an extremely open-minded teacher. He did not blindly teach Xiaobei to learn painting, but taught him in accordance with his aptitude. After discovering that Xiaobei had a talent for clay sculpture, he recognized and encouraged him and helped him
Convinced the parents, Shopkeeper Tong.
After the theme was sublimated, just when Han Jun and others thought the episode was over, the screen changed.
On the fourth day, there were still the same people in the lobby of Tongfu Inn. Shopkeeper Tong and Captou Xing conspired for a moment, and Captou Xing turned around and said loudly.
"This arrester officially announces that the sister-in-law of Tong, the shopkeeper of Tongfu Inn, has held the first personal art exhibition in this town!
Even if it’s just pinching mud……
But this is also a hard-won artistic achievement. If you are interested, you can go to the backyard to have a look. It doesn’t matter if you don’t. In order to celebrate this great and grand art world event, Shopkeeper Tong decided...please settle the accounts of the previous two days.
Already."
As soon as he finished speaking, the guests fled four times and left, and shopkeeper Tong broke down and cried bitterly.
………
Han Jun wiped away his tears from laughter. Although Han Bing and Guo Xin were not as exaggerated as him, they were still smiling. Guo Xin, who was watching the drama for the first time, expressed this even more.
"This drama is so good. I'm going to make up for it when I get back. How many episodes are there in total?"
"There are 80 episodes in total, but it has just started, and this is only the ninth episode. Two episodes will be aired in one day. It will be almost November before the airing ends."
Han Jun is still very concerned about "Wulin Gaiden" and knows some basic information.
"Oh, that's all. It seems like I have to catch up on dramas again."
Guo Xin was a little frustrated. Chasing updates was the most painful thing, especially since the author often shamelessly asked for leave. He should be slapped hard by the ceiling fan...
A few people were chatting, and on the TV screen, after about half a minute of small theater transition, the plot also reached the second half of the episode.
Mo Xiaobei was naughty and naughty. He secretly went to the river to play. When he came back, he made things difficult for his employees. Faced with the discipline of shopkeeper Tong, he even spoke harshly and ran away from home. He was a naughty child that everyone hated.
It makes people’s teeth itch just looking at it.
Mo Xiaobei ran away in anger and squatted in the corner of the inn to sleep. Suddenly it was dawn. She opened her eyes and saw Jiang Chao wearing a headscarf and headphones hanging around his neck.
Seeing Mo Xiaobei staring blankly at the [Changqing Film and Television Base Plaque] hanging on the wall, the three people in front of the TV were dumbfounded.
"Isn't it a martial arts sitcom? Why the hell does it have a time-travel scene?"
However, the plot of "Wulin Gaiden" has always been a hodgepodge of various elements, and Han Jun is used to it.
For example, in the 7th episode of Lu Xiucai and Xiao Guo’s quiz, the matching special effects screen is a classic turn-based stand-alone game.
In the first half of the episode, Shopkeeper Tong transforms into Nurse Yan to popularize medical knowledge, which clearly shows that this sitcom does not follow the rules.
In this case, it is nothing for Mo Xiaobei to travel to modern times. Maybe in a few episodes there will be modern people traveling through time and space to Tongfu Inn.
Old viewers Han Jun and Han Bing brothers easily accepted the setting of time travel, but Guo Xin was a little confused for the first time.
But seeing that the Han brothers were as calm as usual, she knew there was no need to make a fuss, so she calmed down and continued watching the drama.
………
Several shots revealed the fact that Mo Xiaobei had "travelled". In the next shot, Lu Xiucai, who had a shaved head and a shiny head, was holding his arms.
Guo Furong appears.
The changes in time and space have also reversed the personalities of the two. Lu Xiucai, who was submissive in Tongfu Inn, has now become a domineering, bad-tempered rich man, while Xiao Guo, who likes to talk with his fists, has become a
A gentle and gentle girl.
At the door of the inn, the two met the white-collar white-collar Zhan Tang and actor Tong Xiangyu who were traveling together. Looking at Tong Xiangyu wearing sunglasses, Lu Xiucai slapped his forehead and broke the dimensional wall.
"Hey, aren't you the one on TV...can't remember?"
Tong Xiangyu smiled reservedly: "In the story of the cooking class, I play the female lead, Nurse Yan."
Guo Furong asked curiously: "Are there any women in that drama?"
Lao Bai was displeased: "Why not? She pretended to be handsome Hu."
Lu, the wealthy man, touched his bald head and said, ""The Story of the Cooking Class"... I've seen that show, it was so rough!"
Shopkeeper Tong smiled politely: "There is no way, the price limit for sitcoms is too high, and the director has no skills. If our actors can't perform well, no one will watch the show."
"The director of that play is Zuo Le, right?"
Lu Xiucai madly dissed someone: "This person is really not good at filming. Really, I don't like to speak ill of people behind their backs. Otherwise, I can say that I won't do the same thing all day and night."
Shopkeeper Tong agreed with his face: "I'm annoyed by him too. He doesn't have the ability to talk nonsense all day long, but he looks pretty good."
Lao Bai: "Bah, when did you become blind?"
………
"Ha ha ha ha………"
Guo Xin, who just watched it, may not be able to grasp the plot of this scene. Han Bing doesn’t know much about Zuo Le, and he probably understands it well enough. However, Han Jun, who is a big fan of Zuo Le, almost went crazy laughing.
He didn't care about the plot below anymore, so he quickly opened the "Xiafantiantuan" group on his mobile phone. He wanted to see what the reaction of his friends were when they saw this.
Sure enough, there were many people who had the same idea as Han Jun, and the group was noisy.
[This joke is so funny, it made me laugh to death]
[It’s okay to scold yourself, hahaha]
[Friends, the first screenwriter of this drama is Director Zuo. This guy is really ruthless when it comes to ruining himself]
[Director Zuo actually secretly hid personal items in the play to praise his handsomeness, but luckily Lao Bai exposed it in time]
[Lao Bai’s “bah” is so spiritual that I really can’t help it]
[Official complaints leave the audience with nothing to complain about]
【…………】
Han Jun continued to watch TV while scrolling through his mobile phone. The next plot was that Mo Xiaobei, the hotel owner with a big mouth, took him in and worked as a waiter in the hotel. He was bossed around by two couples of guests, which corresponded to her previous time in the inn.
The job of sending messengers and summoning all the workers.
The reincarnation of heaven brings unfavorable retribution. When Mo Xiaobei was frustrated, he couldn't help but reflect on his own mistakes.
Later, Xiaobei was kicked out of the hotel and squatted back in the corner. When he was crying with regret, he was woken up in a daze and opened his eyes to see that he was back in the hotel again.
It turns out to be Nan Ke Yimeng?!
Xiaobei solemnly apologized to everyone, and everyone forgave her. Shopkeeper Tong comforted her sister-in-law and coaxed her to sleep. When looking through the clothes, she found a 100-yuan tip from Lu to Xiaobei.
Under the candlelight, shopkeeper Tong held the banknotes in both hands and looked at them carefully with doubts on his face.
