Chapter 20: Violent shot to hold the exiled immortal
The beauty of this woman's appearance is something that even Li Xiu, who has lived in both worlds, has rarely seen. It would be a bit vulgar to describe this woman with the words that Li Xiu knew, such as "flowers shy of the moon", "sinking fish and geese", "overwhelming country and beautiful city", etc. This woman should only be described as beautiful.
There is a beauty in the sky, like a banished fairy, who only appears in pictures. She looks far from twenty years old, but she is graceful and luxurious, making it difficult for Li Xiu to determine her specific age for a moment. She did not deliberately pay attention to it.
Dressing up and grooming, she only wore a simple bun with an ordinary jade hairpin and no headdress. She wore tight plain clothes and a skirt, which showed off her perfect figure. She wore a white robe on her shoulders, which seemed to add a little extra
Playful, she walked out of the soft sedan with bare feet. Fortunately, the ground was covered with a red carpet at this time. Li Xiu couldn't help but look at those little feet and felt lucky for her.
Hearing the invitation from the banished fairy, Li Xiu came back to his senses and praised without hesitation: "The girl has the beauty of the banished fairy. I am a village man in the mountains and a prodigal son of the rivers and lakes. I am ashamed of my appearance. I really dare not drink this fine wine!" Although there was something in his mouth!
He declined, but his body was very honest, without so much etiquette. He quickly walked to the table and sat down. How could he look like a modest gentleman? It was obvious that he just sat and refused to move. Now even if someone uses eight horses
Even the horse couldn't pull Li Xiu away.
"The beauty of the banished immortal? The young master's praise is indeed different from others." The beautiful woman said: "It is a great blessing for me to be able to meet the young master here today, but I am unfortunately ill. The wine in my glass,
I can only choose someone to accompany me, and I hope I can forgive you!"
"Oh?" Li Xiu's face became unnatural, and his voice became colder, and he said, "So it turns out that the girl just invited me to have a drink with you at the same table? I'm the one who's on the high side, so I can just get up and leave my seat right now."
Hearing this, the beautiful woman had no choice but to say: "I never meant that, how could I ruin the young master's elegance?" She was about to take a seat when she heard a voice outside the courtyard shouting: "Wait a minute!"
Li Xiu looked up and saw a fat monk climbing over the wall, pointing at Li Xiu and yelling: "What a little kid who doesn't know how to live or die, you are so tired of living!"
Li Xiu touched his chin but did not answer.
The fat monk didn't even look at the beautiful woman. He just glared at Li Xiu and said, "Where did you come from? Do you deserve to drink here?"
Li Xiudao: "What? You don't like me drinking this wine? Interesting, interesting. I didn't want to drink this wine just now, but there is something wrong with me. I have to do things that others don't like me to do.
, I have decided to drink the wine in this glass today, what do you want?"
The fat monk said: "If you have to drink it, it's actually easy. If you can take my three palms, you are qualified to drink this wine!"
Li Xiu shook his head and smiled: "No, you are wrong. If you don't want me to drink, you must first find a way to get me to get up and leave my seat, far away from this table. Otherwise, the wine is so close and you want to stop me.
I'm afraid it's too late!" After saying this, he stretched out his hand to get the golden goblet.
"Don't drink!" The fat monk was furious. He took a step forward, waved his big sleeves, and blew out the real energy from his palms, like two cattail fans, pushing towards Li Xiu.
But He comes and goes even faster!
There was a loud "bang", and Li Xiu didn't move at all, still sitting on the chair and calmly dealing with it. However, the fat monk flew backwards and crashed through the low wall. He took seven steps back before removing the big monk.
Partial force, but his arms were burned, his fingers were trembling, and his clothes were in tatters. He opened his mouth and spat out a mouthful of blood, looked at Li Xiu in surprise, turned around and left!
"Haha." Li Xiu touched his chin and went to the table to get wine.
Suddenly a cold light shot out, not from the front, but from Li Xiu's back.
"Eh? Flying Sword?" How keen is Li Xiu's sense? He turned around and put his palms together, suddenly closing them. Sure enough, the cold light turned into a long shuttle, which he closed with his fleshy palms. It was like a fish in his hands, still jumping around.
, this long shuttle was only one foot long, thick in the middle, and tapered at both ends. Li Xiu raised the corners of his mouth, rubbed his palms together, and the flames surged. This flying sword of extraordinary quality actually melted inch by inch and turned into molten iron.
"Damn it!" came an angry voice in the dark night.
Li Xiu seemed not to hear anything and continued to reach for the wine on the table.
"Brother, you are indeed very capable!" At this moment, another white-faced young scribe wearing a scribe's uniform and a scarf was heard walking in the dark.
Li Xiu had no choice but to take his hand back and said: "They are all just some showman skills in the world of martial arts. It's ridiculous. Why, you want to ask for a drink too?"
The young scribe had already entered the hospital and said: "Brother, don't be surprised. I know that your Majesty has only invited you to drink three times in this life. We have all followed your Majesty for many years and do not want to miss such a good opportunity. Brother, please take it seriously."
If you want to drink to your heart's content, you must also know that the queen has some rules for inviting you to drink."
"Oh?" Li Xiu glanced at the beautiful woman and found that she had a smile on her face and seemed to be very interested. Li Xiu secretly said: "The two people just now are both top-notch players. I slacked off a little, and my head was in a different place. This woman
She is as beautiful as a fairy, and the men who are willing to bow down to her pomegranate skirt can only be lined up in the street. Although she is called empress, she seems to be a married woman? But this does not prevent a small joke, there will still be countless heroes and heroes flocking to her.
Wu, I was competing to please. I didn't realize it for a moment. Sitting on this chair was like becoming the "champion of the ring". I was in a dilemma. Thinking of this, Li Xiu's heart became righteous. He had no other evil thoughts about this beautiful woman.
, for a moment, some confusion in his practice seemed to be loose. Li Xiu was thoughtful, but with a smile on the surface, he said: "I wonder what the rules are?"
The young scribe made a gesture and said, "There are three things we don't want to invite! One, we don't invite those with ugly appearance, two, we don't invite those with bad conduct, and three, we don't invite those who are inconsistent."
"It's interesting not to invite anyone!" Li Xiudao said: "When we are drinking together at the same table, an appearance that is too ugly will inevitably bring disgrace to the scene, a person with bad conduct will easily cause trouble, and a person who is capricious and goes back on his word will be too boring. Look at me.
Are you among the three uninvited guests?"
The young scribe said: "Since my brother has been invited by the empress, he must not be among the three uninvited guests, but the brothers inevitably still want to compete."
Li Xiudao: "Oh? If that's the case, I think I'm sure of victory if I take this step."
The young scribe said: "You have won two games in a row. According to the unwritten rules, you must win one more game before you are qualified to drink this golden wine. Just now, the two brothers lost the fight. In the next game,
But I came up with the topic and wanted to compete with my brother, Wen."
"Literary fight? Hahahaha..." Li Xiu laughed loudly after hearing this and said: "Your method of gambling and drinking is unfair to me. It stands to reason that winning two out of three games is enough. How dare you deceive me that I have no talent? This literary fight is nothing more than a trivial matter.
Quoting scriptures, discussing poems and songs, climate and geography, we can discuss the four directions of the universe, the stars in the sky, and the past and present. I am impatient, but I can't stand all this, so let's get to the point quickly!" After saying this, he lightly pressed the palm of his hand on the table and drank the golden cup.
The wine in it turned into a water column, flew out and fell into Li Xiu's mouth. Li Xiu drank all of it and said, "I have already drank this wine. It tastes pretty good. How else do you want to fight?"
"You are so rude, but are you afraid that you can't afford to lose?" The young scribe's expression changed drastically.
"Winning or losing with one sword is just a narrow path, let alone a mere sip of wine? Since you are still unwilling to take action, let me do it!" Li Xiu stood up suddenly, kicked over the table, and reached out with his right hand.
He came out and suddenly grabbed the beautiful woman who was close at hand. He also used a suction cup hand. The beautiful woman was taken into his arms in just one move. His other hand was as fast as lightning, and he sealed the beautiful woman with silver needles one after another.
The four acupuncture points and the four meridians are sealed together, and only then does it stop.
This sudden change was not only unexpected by the young scribe, but also by the extremely beautiful woman. She looked shocked and said, "What do you mean by this, sir?"
"Girl, there's no point in pretending anymore." Li Xiudao: "You help my little brother's neighbor collect the body. I dare not say thank you for your kindness. I will repay you generously in the future! But you have played too many tricks. I
But I don’t dare to accompany you. I have no choice but to make this decision. Please be wise and come with me!"
"Hoo-ho-ho"
"Whoosh-whoosh-whoosh"
Figures swayed in the night, and for just a moment, where Li Xiu looked, more than a dozen masters appeared one after another, and the fat monk was among them. Based on a rough sense, there were more than a dozen powerful beings hiding in the darkness.
, Li Xiu's heart sank slightly. He had carefully sensed the surroundings just now, but he did not find these many people. It could be seen that some of the masters among them were very powerful, good at hiding, and used blinding methods to hide Li Xiu's senses.
"Master, don't be alarmed. I treat you with courtesy. It was just a matter of entertainment. How dare you do this to me?" The beautiful woman, who was graceful and regal, calmed down and asked calmly.
Li Xiu laughed angrily and said: "Girls, it's good to treat each other with courtesy. It's useless to talk too much. It's said that there must be monsters when things are abnormal. It's the first time you and I meet. We are neither relatives nor friends, so how can we treat each other with courtesy? You are as beautiful as a banished fairy. If
If you don't know what to do, I'm afraid that I will be willing to degenerate and become your uninvited person. I guess your beautiful figure will not be seen by everyone without these clothes.
It’s okay to be disappointed.”
"Young master, do you really want to do this?" The beautiful woman still did not panic at all, saying: "I heard Su Jing say that you often play with each other with words. Not only do you like to scratch girls' faces, but you also like to strip them naked.
Clothes, when I saw them today, it turned out to be true. People often say that 'people are more delicate than flowers, and flowers are colorless, and flowers are dimmed in front of others.'
Fear. However, if you insist on doing this, there are still hundreds of lives in this village, no matter men, women, old or young, they will die because of you. A lot of people have died because of you tonight, don’t you think it’s enough?
?”
"Fart!" Li Xiu glared: "I killed that old guy for committing evil, and I will take his life. How dare you let me take the blame? I said, I kidnapped you because I had no choice but to cooperate. I
I will not kill you, otherwise I will strip you naked, find ten saber-toothed oxen, and serve you cruelly a hundred times, a hundred times, did you hear that?"
As soon as these vulgar words came out, even the extremely beautiful woman's face instantly turned ugly. She had never seen many men in the world, but this one was a different kind, which made her quite puzzled.
But the strange thing is that Li Xiu's hijacking method achieved very impressive results. He felt that the number of masters around him suddenly decreased by one-third, so he retreated decisively, not wanting to participate, and one-third of the masters left all turned around.
He turned around, not daring to move, for fear that Li Xiu's words came true and he saw something he shouldn't have seen. The last third of the masters glared at Li Xiu angrily.
Despite this, no one spoke, and even the young scribes, who were able to speak well at the time, had trembling faces and a look of surprise on their faces!
"A bunch of slutty rats! Bah!" Li Xiu spat, expressing his contempt. He suddenly used his hands to hold Huzi in his left hand, and clamped the beautiful woman with his right arm. He swayed and quickly disappeared into the night.