"Is this the one you're talking about marrying Tang Miao? But it's obviously a woman. Can ghosts now ignore gender in their mate selection criteria?"
Xiao Di didn't understand, so he asked. He didn't feel embarrassed at all. After all, it wasn't the person who was embarrassed now, but the person who wasn't.
"Ghosts are more disciplined than humans, especially when it comes to the difference between yin and yang. Get out of here and I'll settle the score with you later."
Tan Xuan suddenly kicked the coffin lid at his feet. The coffin lid slid against the floor of the stone platform towards the skeleton female ghost opposite, knocking the skeleton who had just stood up five or six meters away, between it and the stone platform.
There were sparks everywhere.
"Watch her. If she dares to come close, I'll hit her. I'll wake up Tang Miao first."
After saying that, Tan Xuan stuffed the flashlight into Tang Miao's mouth. There was no other way. It was inconvenient to support her to do other things. Now that her hands were free, it was much more convenient. Tan Xuan was holding Tang Miao with her eyes closed in her left hand, and her right hand was on Tang Miao's side.
He made a cross between his eyebrows and tapped Tang Miao's forehead with his fingers. After Tang Miao's head was slightly raised, he placed the knuckles of his index and middle fingers into Tang Miao's closed eye sockets.
"ah!"
Tang Miao screamed in pain, and the flashlight fell out of her mouth. Tan Xuan quickly caught it with quick hands and eyes.
Tang Miao slowly opened his eyes, and when he saw the familiar face in front of him, Tang Miao immediately hugged Tan Xuan tightly, and tears came out like a flood.
"Tan Xuan, I thought you didn't care about me anymore."
Tan Xuan glanced at Xiao Di beside him, and it turned out that Xiao Di had been staring at the skeleton and didn't look at them at all. Tan Xuan patted Tang Miao stiffly and said, "No, don't worry.
We won't ignore you even if we risk our lives. You stand still and wait until you get out to talk about anything you want to say. I'll deal with these two short-sighted guys first."
"oh."
Tang Miao immediately let go of Tan Xuan, and then she realized that Xiao Di was confronting a skeleton. She seemed to feel a little cold, and she shivered unconsciously.
Tan Xuan took off his coat and handed it to Tang Miao, "The Yin energy here is very strong, which has a great impact on your pure Yin physique. You put on my clothes first."
"Oh." Tang Miao took Tan Xuan's clothes and put them on immediately. Not to mention, Tang Miao stopped shivering immediately after putting on the clothes with Tan Xuan's body temperature.
"ha……"
The skeleton on the opposite side finally let out a roar.
"What do you mean, I haven't settled the score with you yet, but you can't wait any longer, so let's start settling the score."
As soon as Tan Xuan moved, his figure appeared in front of the skeleton like a ghost in the darkness, raised his arm and slapped the skeleton.
"Gah..."
The skeleton, or to be precise, the female ghost figure in the skeleton let out a scream, and then fell back to the side of the coffin that was knocked down by Tan Xuan. Xiao Di, who had been tense for a long time over there, saw the skeleton in front of him, and immediately
He rushed forward, picked up the ruler in his hand, and hit the skeleton.
"Snapped!"
Xiao Di used so much force that he knocked off the skull. The skull flew a few meters away and then floated in the air without falling, because the female ghost in its body was also flying with the skull.
The skull with its head missing fell instantly.
"Gah..."
After the skull screamed, its mouth opened and closed, and it kept swaying from side to side, as if it was shaking its head and cursing.
"What's your name? Come down here."...
Tan Xuan got behind the skull and punched it, knocking the skull to the ground, and then stepped on it.
"If you don't have the ability, don't act blindly."
Tan Xuan shouted towards the other coffin: "That one over there, your wife is like this, why don't you come out and take a look? Don't even think about it for a while."
"What's so good about it? I've been tired of watching it for so many years. Otherwise, why would I want to change to someone else?"
Tan Xuan sneered and said: "Since you are tired of seeing it, why don't you just go ahead and change the bride completely, and let your wife, a wretched wife, occupy the magpie's nest? You are too lazy to change the soup without changing the medicine.
Isn’t it interesting anymore?”
"How could it be boring?
Well, I think it’s quite interesting. My wife is still my wife, she just changed her body. She can not only try new things, but also guarantee our consistent vows."
"To be able to say such shameless words, your face must be much thicker than your coffin board, right? Since you love your wife's soul so much, then come out, otherwise don't blame me for destroying the tofu.
It’s rubbish.”
"Who are you calling a scumbag? Your wife is a scumbag."
The man in the coffin became angry. After shouting, the coffin board over there suddenly flew up, and then a ball of red jumped out from inside. After the coffin board fell, a figure stood steadily above the coffin.
"Hold the lamp!"
The figure raised his arms, and the walls around the underground palace suddenly lit up with flames. There was one spot every few steps, illuminating the huge underground palace brightly.
"this……"
Xiao Di and Tang Miao looked surprised, then moved slightly to Tan Xuan's side. They were not surprised by the ignition technology here, but because the person standing on the coffin over there turned out to be a "living" person. That person
Wearing a wedding dress, an official hat on his head, a face like a crown of jade, and eyes as bright as stars, he looked like a ferocious evil ghost, but he looked like a dignified groom.
"Is he the evil spirit who came to capture you?"
Xiao Di looked at Tang Miao and asked.
Tang Miao shook his head, "I don't know. It was so dark just now. I didn't see anything. I just knew that the guy's hand was very strong. No matter how hard I struggled, I couldn't get away. Then he was thrown into the coffin."
"
Xiao Di shook his head, "It is said that people cannot be judged by their appearance. Unexpectedly, today ghosts have once again refreshed my understanding of ghosts. Sure enough, you can't just take the appearance of good or bad, but is he really a ghost? How can he be the same as me before?
It’s completely different.”
Tan Xuan chuckled, "That's right, it's different. It's not a ghost in the strict sense. Of the two of them, one cultivates the corpse path and the other cultivates the ghost path. Yin and yang complement each other. They are a family of corpses and ghosts. No wonder it is just a ghost.
As for Tang Miao's body, they are one and interdependent. Even if they are in the same bed and have different dreams, they cannot leave each other, otherwise they will only become low-grade walking zombies."
"Oh." Xiao Di nodded in understanding. She didn't need to understand the specific situation anyway, it was enough to know what was going on.
"oh?"
The groom looked at Tan Xuan in surprise, and then said with a smile: "This brother has such good eyesight that he can see our roots at a glance. I'm sorry for my poor eyesight. I don't know which famous family my brother comes from. Zhang Yuting is so polite."
.”
Tan Xuan replied expressionlessly: "Don't ask these questions. How many years have you been dead? Even if you tell me, you won't know."
The groom's officer, Zhang Yuting, sighed and said with regret: "That's such a pity. I thought it would be a credit to you to send your bride here, and I will set up a monument for you then. Since you didn't tell me, then I will
Forget it."
"What?" Xiao Di was annoyed at the side, "You look like a polite kid, but your words are hateful. Now you want to ask Tang Miao to be your bride, and you want to kill us here. You are really a bastard.
Already."
Zhang Yuting smiled and showed his white teeth, "Little beauty, what are you so upset about? I don't bother to pay attention to ordinary people. Now that I can show up and talk to you so much, I have already given you a lot of face.
You don’t know how to appreciate someone.”
"Bah! Who would appreciate such a compliment from you?" Xiao Di and the other party looked at each other angrily, "Let me ask you, are all these corpses in the audience people killed by you?"
Zhang Yuting continued to smile harmlessly, waved his hands, and said: "No, no, it's just a part, not worth mentioning."
"You devil!"
Tang Miao raised the ruler to hit someone, but was stopped by Tan Xuan.
Tan Xuan was condescending to Zhang Yuting, and Tan Xuan asked expressionlessly: "Those villagers outside the mountain said that there is an evil ghost living in the mountain. Is that evil ghost talking about you?"
"Evil ghost?" Zhang Yuting shook his head, "I've never heard anyone call me that."
Xiao Di couldn't help but snorted coldly and interjected: "You killed everyone, of course I've never heard anyone call you that."
"Haha." Zhang Yuting looked at Xiao Di and laughed, "What a fast-talking little beauty. It's a pity that two of them came to my door at once. If she hadn't been more suitable, I would have kept your body slowly.
Enjoy."
"Shameless, I will fight with you."
Xiao Di stood up again, but was immediately picked up by Tan Xuan again.
"Don't be impatient, I'm here with you."
Xiao Di suppressed his anger for Tan Xuan's sake, but kicked the skull at Tan Xuan's feet to vent his anger.
"You were the one who used Erdaolingzi as the boundary to prevent villagers from entering the mountains?"
"That's right, I like to be clean and don't want to be disturbed by those vulgar people." Zhang Yuting answered simply.
"Then what happened to these corpses?" Tan Xuan asked, pointing to the bones in the audience.
"You were eaten by me." Zhang Yuting said casually, "You dared to disturb my Qingxiu, and you were treated as a side dish by me."
"Oh?" Tan Xuan frowned slightly, "What about their dead souls?"
"My wife eats me, I eat the meat, she eats the soul, we each eat our own, and the same will happen to you in a while."
"Hiss..." Tang Miao gasped at the side, her body shook involuntarily, and then she immediately gathered up Tan Xuan's coat.
"Haha..." Tan Xuan smiled, looked at Zhang Yuting and said: "I didn't expect that we have already been divided by you, but have you asked us if we agree? Hey! I will waste your time and ask you one more question.
, you were the one who peeked at Tang Miao going to the toilet that night in Erdaolingzi, right? Now that you saw my restraint, couldn't you guess that I was not the one you deserved to offend? You actually dared to steal a bride in front of me, how could you see this?
You are lustful and can't stand the temptation, so you still don't take me seriously?"
"You fart." Zhang Yuting's face suddenly turned ugly, and he said sternly: "I will not do such dirty things as peeking at other people's toilets. Why don't you slander people? I have them all. I can watch them however I want.
, and will also do that sneaky and disgusting thing. Who do you think you are? Today I not only snatched her bride in front of you, I also worshiped her in front of you. Let me see how you can stop me."
"Really?" Tan Xuan's eyes narrowed slightly.
"Why are you still arguing with her? If you don't do anything, I will." Tang Miao clenched her fists and rushed forward regardless.
"You bastard, how dare you peek at me going to the toilet, and if you don't admit it now, I'll kill you."
"Oh! Come back here."
Tan Xuan suddenly wanted to scold her. They said that two fists are no match for four hands. Unexpectedly, he could not hold two with both hands. As soon as he pressed a gourd here, a gourd came up there. It was obviously a matter of life and death.
, and ended up being overwhelmed by his companions. But at this point, Tan Xuan had no choice but to move even if he had resentment in his heart. He first kicked the skull out of the stone platform, and then immediately stepped forward to stop Tang Miao.
.
Tan Xuan was very fast, but Tang Miao was not slow either. Especially since Tang Miao was only a few meters away from the coffin opposite, the advantage of her long legs was also reflected at this time. After Tan Xuan caught up with her,
When she was next to him, she had already reached Zhang Yuting's feet, swung her fists and hit Zhang Yuting's calf.
"Come back here."
Tan Xuan suddenly jumped forward, got behind Tang Miao, picked up Tang Miao by the waist, and then quickly turned around and backed away.
"Where to go!"
Zhang Yuting, who was standing on the coffin, screamed, jumped down, kicked out his feet, and went straight to Tan Xuan's back.
"Honey, be careful!" Xiao Di saw it clearly and warned loudly. At the same time, she ran forward to meet her, but as soon as she took a step, the skull suddenly flew over and blocked her in front of her.
"Ka, ka..."
The skull's mouth opened and closed, as if shouting with Xiao Di.
"You damn woman, get out of here!"
Xiao Di waved the ruler and hit the skull. Instead of hiding, the skull turned towards the ruler and opened its mouth.