"By the way, Kong'er, I heard that you wrote a good poem before, which is called If you don't plant sesame seeds, he drinks oil; If you don't plant mulberry fields, he wears silk. The poor man drinks up all his blood and sweat. He is the leader of robbers in the world. Is this the poem?
?" the old emperor asked again.
"This is a scolding of that greedy old Fu Yin." Su Xiaodan said sarcastically.
"Haha, actually I am the biggest bandit leader in the world." The old emperor smiled.
"The emperor cares about the world, how can he be the leader of robbers? You are the world and the world." Su Xiaodan said quickly.
"Oh, it's boring. It's boring." The old emperor suddenly stood up and turned his back.
"Your Majesty, why did you say this?" Su Xiaodan asked doubtfully.
"I originally thought you were a strange woman in the world, with a strange temperament and more than just sex. I didn't expect you to be just like those vulgar women, boring. According to the decree, Kong Fei will be thrown into the cold palace and will never be seen again." The old emperor
said coldly.
"Your Majesty, why is this?" Su Xiaodan was shocked.
She was about to use her succubus instinct, but was scolded by an old eunuch next to her. Then she found that her body was limp and weak, and she was dragged out by two young eunuchs.
The old emperor didn't even look at it, he just shook his head.
Li Chun saw this scene completely.
He was very shocked.
The simulator was only one day away from simulating, and the plot turned upside down.
But if you think about it carefully, it makes sense.
The old emperor is 89 years old, what kind of peerless beauty has he not seen?
Then Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, Li Longji, wanted to be beautiful in peace, but didn't he just give up when it came to life and death?
The old emperor now likes a strange woman with a rebellious character, not a flattering concubine seeking power.
He had long been tired of the latter.
Now that we see that Su Xiaodan is just a vulgar woman seeking fame through one or two anti-poems, how can she be favored again?
It can only be said that when a man becomes scheming, how can there be anything wrong with a woman in the harem?
It's just that men are too lazy to put their minds into these places.
Of course, there are many men who have capsized because of this. This is the difference between studying and not studying.
Su Xiaodan is finished, let's look at what another team member Huang Ergou did.
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"Woof woof, woof woof!" Huang Ergou yelled at an old man who was hugging a young woman.
"Okay, Ergou, stop barking. Aren't you proud? You look down on us saints' children and call us hypocritical. Let me see how upright you can be. Are you willing to beg for mercy from me just to be a human being?"
The old master had an upright face, a long beard, and the young woman in his arms was his daughter-in-law.
"Woof woof woof woof!" Huang Ergou kept barking.
"Oh, are you scolding me for being shameless? For not caring about human relations? Haha, a daughter-in-law should be filial to her father-in-law. This is the greatest gift. The previous Emperor Xuanzong married his daughter-in-law on the grounds of filial piety and asked her to pray for his mother.
After making peace with his son, he was brought into the palace so that no one in the world would comment. This is our Confucian etiquette of loyalty and filial piety." The old master said without shame.
"Woof woof!" Huang Ergou spat wildly on the ground.
This is really shameless to the extreme!
No wonder this is openly hinted at in Dream of Red Mansions. If this thing is extremely rare and so famous, why should it be written about?
"Hey, I'm really irritated just listening to you barking. Let me let you talk." The old master said casually, and then said, "Animals speak like humans!"
Then Huang Ergou found that he could speak, "Hey, you old man, you are really shameless. Aren't you specialized in cultivating Haoran's righteousness? Can you cultivate righteousness like this? It's really a disgrace to the sages' faces!"
"Hahaha, you ignorant child, if you don't do what you want, you will be punished by heaven and earth. This was originally a good thing, but later it turned into evil. Everything is like this, the original intention is good, but in the end it turns into evil, because this is the great way.
The Great Way is to go towards evil. I heard some people in the West say that this is called entropy increase. It takes a lot of effort to be good, but towards evil, you don’t have to do anything and it will slide by naturally. I follow the Great Way, so why can’t I cultivate Haoran?
Righteous?" The old master felt no guilt.
"Abominable, abominable, these are all fallacies and heresies. How can there be such truth in the world? Those who do evil are superior, and those who do good are humble and seek perfection!" Huang Ergou said harshly.
"Humph, what you said is not entirely correct. If you are wholeheartedly doing good, you can still be superior. However, if you stay high for a long time, it becomes evil. Therefore, what is superior is evil. It is the effect, not the cause. Everything above is good.
Both evil and good will come down." The old master shook his head and said.
"That's nonsense. How could you have eaten so many wise men?" Huang Ergou didn't believe it at all.
"Okay, you can't argue with me with empty words, and I can't convince you. Then I'll take you to see the principles of everything in this world, and you will understand that only evil can prevail." The old master said, and took his daughter-in-law.
Throw it aside.
My daughter-in-law can hug her at any time, but the dog in front of me is not always available.
He is very interested.
In the process of life, it is not easy to find stimulation that makes him feel the reality of life.
Today he found it again.
A very upright guy who truly thinks about the unity of the world and the unity of all things.
But this little guy is just thinking about it in his mind. When it comes to actually doing things, he has a lot of biases and shortcomings. At least when he looks at people, he can't be calm.
Otherwise, you wouldn't be so excited when facing yourself.
"Huh, just watch." Huang Ergou said arrogantly as he flicked his tail.
The two of them first came to a magistrate's office, and the magistrate immediately welcomed a man and a dog into the door respectfully.
The old master who was cleaning ashes at home became majestic and dignified as soon as he entered the lobby, completely different from the other two.
"It's really hypocritical." Huang Ergou said disdainfully.
However, only the old master could understand his words, and the others only heard "woof" in their ears.
One person and one dog sit on the side of the lobby. Yes, even the dog has a seat.
The prefect sat in the middle and began to ask questions.
Not long after, the yamen officials locked up a man, a woman, and an outsider.
"Who is kneeling in the hall?"
"Replying to Mr. Qingtian and Mr. Du, I am suing Yang Da for seducing my daughter-in-law." The officer said with an angry look on his face.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "Report to the lord, we were wronged." The man shouted immediately.
"What? You're calling us us in the lobby? What's your relationship with that woman? You're not recruiting her from the truth!" The prefect slapped her with a slap in the face and scolded her directly.
"The ordinary people were born as children. They failed many tests and made a living by teaching elementary school. Bai Shi only learned a few words from below." Yang Da said.
"Oh, as a teacher, you ignored human ethics and hooked up with a student. Your crime will be increased to the next level! Give me a severe punishment!" the prefect said directly.
Then two teams of government officials came out, pushed Yang Da to the ground, and started spanking him.
"Woof woof!" Huang Ergou couldn't stand it anymore. The prefect had no evidence and no confessions from many sources, so he just relied on a few words to determine the facts.
Black, so dark.
Much darker than the dark forest.
Is the lofty dark forest comparable to the darkness of a human heart?
The dark forest is just a figment of people's imagination, and this scene before us has already happened and is happening all the time. It was like this in the past, it is like this now, and it will be like this in the future.
Huang Ergou thought in his mind.
"Oh, does even Mr. Boss's divine dog agree with our verdict? Hahaha, it is indeed a divine dog." The prefect turned to Huang Ergou and smiled flatteringly.
The old master just smiled and said nothing.
"The grassroots people are wronged, the grassroots people are wronged, the grassroots people and the Bai family are completely innocent!" Yang Da screamed in agony.
The Bai family next to her also kowtowed repeatedly, "Master Qingtian is above me. There is no such thing as a daughter-in-law and her husband. Please give me a clear warning."
"Shut up! You are such a cunning woman, you are openly trying to defend an adulterer in the lobby! If you have nothing to do, how can you defend a strange man? You are really asking for it!" The prefect became even more furious, "Come here, give me your money."
You will also be punished by pinching your fingers!"
Generally, women do not go to jail or even go to court.
As long as it is not a serious crime, a sensible court official will ask the husband's family to come forward. If something happens, he will be beaten and the husband will be arrested and imprisoned.
Because once she goes to court and is imprisoned, this woman will basically not be able to escape death.