Of course, it’s not just about eating, drinking and dancing, there are also various performances.
Xiaohuan also asked the immortals to hold a fighting conference, a marathon conference, a Pegasus competition, and the Dragon King's rain...
In short, I have tried everything that can be done and things that cannot be done.
"We were short-sighted. We all thought monkeys could make trouble, but it turns out that this seemingly honest girl is the one who can make trouble the most." Lao Jun looked at his bald chin and sighed.
His beard was plucked out by Xiao Huan as a reward.
This is the beard of the Taoist incarnation. To put it bluntly, a beard is a life-saving talisman.
It can be used to preserve Tao Xing's life under certain calamities.
With rewards of this level, all gods, immortals and Buddhas can fight brilliantly and get angry...
In the end, it was judged that Erlang Zhenjun ranked first in fighting skills.
First place in Dapeng Golden Wing Marathon.
Tianlongma, the first among horses.
It rains in the Dragon King... or it rains more in the Dragon King of the East China Sea.
"I've been bothering you for a long time, I'll take my leave soon." Wen Rensheng finally said goodbye to the Jade Emperor.
"Two great sages, go slowly and come to the heaven to play at any time when you have time." The Jade Emperor stood up and saw each other off.
Wen Rensheng dissuaded him, and he and Xiao Huan drifted away from the heaven together.
"Why are you walking so fast? I haven't had enough fun yet." Xiao Huan said bitterly.
"Okay, if you play in the sky for a month, there will be no fairy tubes underground for thirty years." Wen Rensheng knocked her head.
"Don't hit me on the head, I'll make you stupid."
"It's impossible, it's already 0, it can't be any less."
"But it will become negative."
"Well, you won this round."
Then the two disappeared in the clouds and mist.
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"Leaving now? I still thought I could play for a hundred years." A heavenly soldier said regretfully.
These days are so comfortable. I don't have to worry about those immortals getting angry, or being demoted to the lower realms for a small mistake.
With that little ancestor around, the immortals all became much more amiable and approachable.
Mr. Huo Dexing, who usually has the most bad temper, has also become a man who sets off fireworks.
The most arrogant Wenquxingjun also became a folk poet who composed poems and lyrics.
"You can't play all the time. There are already piles of documents from the lower realm asking for rain." Heavenly Soldier Yi whispered.
"What you are saying is that it used to be a mountain, but now it is just a little floating soil on the mountain. Do you really think you can get rain if you ask for rain? Isn't it tiring to kill the Thunder God, the Lightning Mother Dragon King?" the Heavenly Soldier Armor said with disdain.
"It's true. When we were mortals, we really thought that the lack of rain was due to lack of virtue. It turns out that it just doesn't matter. Rain will only come if it matters. It doesn't matter, just wait for the heaven to work and rain. Gods won't do it.
It will rain for you every day at the same time." Heavenly Soldier Yi said again.
"Yeah, it was really ridiculous to read those storytelling stories in the past. What time did the Jade Emperor send out documents? What about the Thunder God thundering, the Lightning Mother discharging, the Feng Po blowing the wind, the Rain Master raining... Really peasants thought that the Emperor would use a golden bowl.
It's like eating steamed buns. How is it possible to ask the Jade Emperor to specifically issue a decree for rain? There are four continents and countless miles around. There are hundreds of millions of people asking for rain every day. How can that god take care of them one by one?" Heavenly Soldier Armor followed.
road.
"That's right, Taoist ancestors only have three incarnations. Even Sun Monkey can transform into thousands of hairs, but he can't do so many things. Calling wind and rain is a great magical power, which consumes a lot of mana."
The two of them didn't know that as they spoke, they became more and more courageous, and a black air appeared above their heads.
What he said became more and more outrageous.
Even if you tell the truth, you can't tell it everywhere.
And it also involves the Jade Emperor.
After that black energy emerged, it slowly hid within their souls.
At this moment, a heavenly general came over and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? You actually criticized the Great Heavenly Lord in private. You don't want to live anymore?"
"Yes, General Guanggan." The two heavenly soldiers immediately lowered their heads in fear, but there was already a fierce light in their eyes.
"However, what you said is reasonable. Mr. Wude Xing deducted my salary from me last time. Damn it, can I still survive this calamity?" After scolding the general, he was also dissatisfied.
As soon as he finished speaking, a trace of black energy from the heavenly armor penetrated into his soul and took root.
This kind of situation happened wantonly everywhere in the heaven after Wen Rensheng and the two left.
Heaven is deserted and the rules are strict. You are not allowed to be emotional, and you are not allowed to be happy, angry, sad, or happy...so everyone would rather become an immortal than a god.
There is an endless stream of gods, mounts, and pets from the lower realm of Sifan.
What's good about this world?
Not having enough to eat, not being warmly clothed, and being oppressed by feudal officials, the common people lived in poverty most of the time. If they could barely eat enough and have a new piece of clothes to wear, and the whole family would not travel naked, that would be a prosperous age.
But the gods still want to go to the mortal world for the sake of freedom.
Even if this freedom only lasts for a few decades.
Then when they are discovered, they will be thrown into reincarnation and become prostitutes, dogs or pigs.
How could anyone take such a big risk if it weren't for the fact that Heaven is too depressing and lonely?
The month that Xiao Huanlai has been here has allowed countless gods to completely let themselves go and become completely happy.
This is what we call the days of gods. Before, it was no better than hell, that is, the scene was pretty.
Immortals can marry at will, but gods cannot, because they are bound by heavenly laws.
Why not allow the gods to get married, and they will have children when they get married? There are only a limited number of gods on that day, and there are many children. How to arrange it?
You must know that gods live forever and there is no such thing as retirement.
When the time comes, these unemployed children will definitely cause a big chaos.
This is the most fundamental reason why the Great God prohibits gods from having love affairs.
Any nonsense about cultivating Taoism, asking questions, and not being disturbed by the personal affairs of children are all deceptive.
Only economic issues are the most fundamental issues.
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The gap in the three realms, the hole of chaos.
"Hahaha, I used to just think about playing it safe and steady, but the bottom is up. There are countless loopholes in the heaven. Unfortunately, the Jade Emperor's magic power used to be shrouded in it, and I couldn't penetrate it. Fortunately, I am a god who can ignore the magic power and control me. His spiritual thoughts turned into black energy and penetrated into the bodies of those who were dissatisfied." The wheelchair man said with a smile.
"Your Majesty, this time we have accomplished a great job, and the unification of the three realms is just around the corner." Taoist Toad quickly said.
"Okay, how many demons have gathered?"
"The famous Great Sage of the Demon World has only gathered six people, and there is still one Sun Wukong missing. He is protecting Monk Tang from obtaining scriptures."
"Hmph, I just bribed him to attain the Buddha's position. This monkey also had to be severely beaten before he knew how to lower his expectations. Before, he would never sit in the position of the Jade Emperor." The man in the wheelchair sneered.
"Then what are we going to do?"
"He still has second thoughts, we can take advantage of this..." the wheelchair man said calmly.
"Your Majesty."
"Go there yourself and make sure that Sun Wukong rebels and submits to me."
"Yes, Your Majesty."
Taoist Toad responded and left.
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At this moment, in a mountain wilderness.
Sun Wukong is fighting with Tang Monk.
"You said that you, a bastard, killed six more people for no reason. In the future, they will go to the underworld to file a complaint, but it has nothing to do with me." Tang Monk babbled there.
What he was afraid of was not that Sun Wukong would kill people, but that it would affect his inability to discipline as a master, which would lead to bad karma.
"You old monk, you are always chattering like this. If I don't kill them, they will kill good people and kill their own parents." Sun Wukong was annoyed and turned his head away and refused to listen.
"You are not a government official, so you should not deal with human lives. When will you learn how to send murderers to the government, and then you will truly practice spiritual practice." Tang Monk continued to nag.
"The holy monk said it well." Taoist Toad suddenly jumped out and responded.
