Chapter 2003: When men act like women, women also act like men
"It's over, it's over. My grandparents don't recognize me anymore. I've become a miserable child that no one wants. Uuuuuuuuu..."
Xiao Huan hugged Wen Rensheng's thigh and cried.
It's just that the crying sound is too fake, the sound of a train whistle is played directly instead.
"You said you can't cry. You can learn how to cry on TV. You can't just use the sound effects of trains to make up the numbers." Wen Rensheng said helplessly.
"You have to make up the numbers, or you'll break my throat from crying. Anyway, I don't care, just hurry up and let everyone know me." Xiao Huan urged.
"Actually, if you think about it carefully, it's a good thing that no one knows you anymore, and it's not a small good, it's a big good." Wen Rensheng reminded.
"What's a good thing? Why can't I see it?"
"Look, no one knows you anymore. You can create a perfect image among everyone again. This is equivalent to being reborn!" Wen Rensheng said calmly.
"Rebirth? That's right." Xiao Huan's eyes lit up and his head was pounding like a chicken eating rice.
"That's right, for example, you can learn to be a good baby, obedient and good at learning, and good at cooking and telling stories. Everyone will praise you, and you don't have to do the wrong things you did before.
, and you now know all the knowledge you didn't know before." Wen Rensheng said deceitfully.
Xiao Huan nodded repeatedly: "You're right, Lao Wen, I found that you can really turn bad things into good things."
"Of course."
The following week.
Xiaohuan works hard every day to cook so that everyone can eat delicious food.
I also read carefully and can add two-digit numbers.
Every time you want to play, you have to restrain yourself and work hard to make progress.
So everyone praised it.
"Xiao Huan is awesome."
"Xiao Huan is so smart."
"Xiao Huan works really hard."
"Xiao Huan is a top student..."
"hey-hey."
It's just that days like this didn't last too long.
On this day, Wang Wenwen ate delicious chicken drumsticks, which were fried to the top.
It can be said that it is a collection of delicacies from many worlds. Every texture and every bit of leather is extremely fragrant and tender.
Xiao Huan is a college student, but he learns how to cook very quickly.
This is because all you have to do is follow the same steps and completely imitate all the operations of the chefs in this world. There are not that many difficult dishes in this world. As long as the steps are exactly the same, there will be no difference in taste.
While eating, Wang Wenwen spoke out: "Lao Han, isn't it good for us to fool Xiao Huan like this? Let her have a child to cook for us every day."
Zhao Han was stunned for a moment, then continued: "What kind of deception? This is indeed the first time I have met Xiao Huan? She is really a smart, cute, good child with no flaws."
"You're still pretending." Wang Wenwen said contemptuously, "I don't believe it. You haven't retrieved your memory through alien species?"
"Uh, retrieval of memory? What retrieval of memory? By the way, Wenwen, I found that you are very good to me. Are we sisters from the previous life?" Zhao Han said in a daze.
"I understand, the teacher was afraid that you would reveal your secret, so he didn't restore your memory." Wang Wenwen had nothing to say.
This little friend has gone back in time and his IQ has also gone back...
"What the hell? So you are all lying to me!" Xiao Huan suddenly emerged from Wang Wenwen's belly, revealing two braids that reached the sky.
"Monster!" Zhao Han fainted from fright.
"I didn't lie to you. Look, didn't she just faint from being frightened by you?" Wang Wenwen tried to push Xiao Huan back.
"Oh, that's true. It seems that I will continue to be a good baby. At least in Lao Han's eyes, I am still a good baby." Xiao Huan accepted Wang Wenwen's statement smoothly.
Mainly because being a good baby is really a different way of playing life.
It's just that she can't stick to it to the end.
One month later.
Xiao Huan was lying on the sofa, watching TV, and his true colors were revealed.
"Damn you, Lao Wen, you're trying to fool me. I don't want to be a good baby anymore. It's too tiring. It's more comfortable for a lazy baby."
Everyone laughed.
"If I win, I will say that Xiaohuan can last for a month, but you said that she can only last for a week." Ouyang Ling said to her husband Wen Rende.
"Uh, okay, I underestimated Xiao Huan's ability. It's all thanks to his son's good teaching." Wen Rende praised.
"Alas, the experiment failed. Human laziness can really defeat people's ambition. People really need environment and pressure." Wen Rensheng shook his head.
"Huh, you're saying something I don't understand again. I won't listen." Xiao Huan covered her ears.
"Forget it if you don't listen. It just so happens that I'm going to a new world this time. If you don't listen, you won't be able to go." Wen Rensheng said with a smile.
"Damn it, what's the next world? Don't even think about leaving me alone." Xiao Huan immediately got up from the sofa.
Wen Rensheng frowned and said: "The last time I traveled to the west, after I opened the door to the world, time reversed. Obviously, this was the power of chaos that prevented me from exploring the main world. After I was away from the main world, after these many twists and turns, not only did I
It’s not closer, but further away.”
In the living room, everyone was silent.
Ouyang Ling, Wen Rende, Wu Shanshan, Zhao Han, Wang Wenwen, Wu Liansong...all thought deeply.
Of course everyone in this group understands why Wen Rensheng did what he did.
Only by finding the main world can they truly feel at ease and not be like duckweeds, floating in uncertainty.
If you can't find the main world, all the prosperity in front of you will be like a dream and disappear in an instant.
"Okay, don't worry, everyone. I have already made a plan. We will use the reincarnation compound to go to the next world, but this time the whole family will go." Wen Rensheng said.
"Teacher, where are we going to the next world?" Zhao Han asked.
Wen Rensheng smiled and raised his hand.
A picture appears.
There are two stone lions and a white jade gate with the words "Edict to build Rongguo Mansion" written on it.
Then the scene changed to clouds and mist, and a narration voice appeared: "Under the Wuji Cliff in Dahuang Mountain..."
As soon as they heard the beginning, everyone understood: isn't this "The Story of the Stone"?
There is also a more famous name: "Dream of Red Mansions".
This book itself is very strange. The author wrote the entire book, but only 80 chapters were kept, and the ending of the next 40 chapters is unknown.
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It was a pity that Wen Rensheng was young, but he suddenly realized when he was older and disappeared at the end, which is actually more in line with the original intention of the author.
Life is impermanent, so are books, and destiny is unpredictable.
And there is no ending, so readers are left to their own imagination.
When Xiao Huan saw it, he immediately became excited: "Dream of Red Mansions is so good, I want to be Jia Baoyu."
"You also know about Dream of Red Mansions?" Zhao Han said in surprise.
"Nonsense, can I not know? This is a TV series that grandma often watches. I have watched it a few times."
"You can't be Jia Baoyu." Wen Rensheng looked at her and shook his head.
"Why?"
"You can't grow up."
Xiao Huan, who originally wanted to argue, was immediately defeated.
Yes, Wen Rensheng has always been eighteen years old, and she has always been five or six years old, no more than seven years old anyway.
Wen Rende's eyes lit up: "I can..."
"Cough" Ouyang Ling glared at her husband.
"I know, can I be Eunuch Xia? That's Xia Bingzhong." Wen Rende said bitterly.
"That's pretty much it."
"Then I can only be Dai Quan." Wu Liansong followed.
"Very good, what roles should the others choose?" Wen Rensheng asked.
"I am Lin Daiyu." Zhao Han raised his hands actively and said.
Wang Wenwen looked at his friend with disdain: "With your muscles, who can believe that you are Lin Daiyu?"
"Isn't it okay to pull up the weeping willow forest Daiyu upside down?" Zhao Han asked rhetorically.
"Then I will be Xue Baochai." Wang Wenwen patted his big belly and said.
"No, none of you can." Wen Rensheng said no directly.
"Why?" Wang Wenwen said unconvinced, "Isn't it just to look good? It's very simple."
"It's not a matter of appearance. The biggest characteristic of the world of Red Mansions is that when the fake is real, the real is also fake, and there is nothing but inaction. So we have to adapt to its characteristics. When a woman acts as a man, the man is also a woman." Wen Rensheng
said.
"I understand, you want us to choose from the male characters in the novel, right?" Wu Shanshan said.
"That's right."
"Then I'll be Jia Zhen, the eldest master of Ningguo Mansion." Xiao Huan raised his hands and said, but Wen Rensheng was hit on the head a few times.
"You can only be a servant, Mingyan, or something. You choose one."
"Damn it." Xiao Huan said dissatisfied, "Why can't I be the master?"
"I'm afraid you'll ruin the plot."
"Others can choose one by themselves. The older generation of gentlemen don't have to choose, they can only choose the next generation. As for Jia Baoyu, he has to bid."
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Zhao Han opened his eyes and saw a green curtain in front of him and a person on the bed.
There were several pretty maids nearby.
"Second Master is awake." A maid said in surprise.
Zhao Han lowered his head and saw a piece of jade hanging on his chest.
Well, yes, the bidding ended and she got the qualification to play the protagonist Jia Baoyu.
As for how she won the bid, of course it was because she casually said the highest bid: if she became Jia Baoyu, she would become the emperor and marry all the twelve beauties.
Everyone retreated one after another.
This goal is too high and cannot be matched by others.
Of course, this is because Zhao Han has not read the original version of Dream of Red Mansions and really doesn’t know who the Twelve Hairpins are.
Lin Daiyu, Xue Baochai, Jia Yuanchun, Jia Tanchun, Shi Xiangyun, Miaoyu, Jia Yingchun, Jia Xichun, Wang Xifeng, Jia Qiaojie, Li Wan, Qin Keqing.
There are a total of twelve people. Sichun and Sister Jia Qiao are both directly related to Jia Baoyu. They are both gray and cannot be attacked.
Of course, there were many ridiculous emperors in history who married their sisters and nieces without any problem.
By the time Zhao Han knew this, it was already too late.
Anyway, now she is Jia Baoyu.
To be honest, when she was watching Dream of Red Mansions, she also fantasized about becoming Jia Baoyu and saving many beauties from their tragic fate.
Many people don't know that if they really want to marry an upright Chai Dai, the only way is to become an emperor.
In addition, the characters of Xue and Lin were ruined.
I can't imagine one of them being a concubine.
Only the emperor is special these days. How could these two people be concubines?
In ancient times, there was no such thing as equal wives.
Only the emperor has four concubines, all of whom are descendants of the emperor according to the etiquette.
Other ministers and nobles are concubines.
Zhao Han's mind was confused and it took him a while to react.
"Uh, what is this place?" She decided to pretend to have amnesia.
A classic method for time travellers.
"Second Master, you don't recognize me anymore? When you just entered the door, you fell on the threshold. I am an attacker." said the pretty maid.
"Oh, it's you." Zhao Han suddenly realized.
Xiren is one of the few maids who gets a good ending, and of course this is also the good ending she gets in the sequel.
From the beginning to the end, he was loyal to Jia Baoyu and only married Jiang Yuhan after Jia Baoyu had become a monk.
The other maids died or became nuns.
"Xi Ren, my mind is a little confused." Zhao Han subconsciously touched the other person's hand.
Well, this is definitely the instinct of the original owner's body, and it is not something she wants to touch.
The pretty maid was used to it, so she didn't make a fuss at all: "Second Master, please rest for now, I'll go report to the wife."
After the attacker left, Zhao Han touched his head and sighed.
It's a bit troublesome not having the memory of the original owner.
At this moment, Xiao Huan's figure suddenly appeared in his mind.
The other person was wandering around in her mind, looking here and there.
"What did you come out for?" Now of course she thought of what happened next, and her headache suddenly became even greater.
"Lao Wen said that you can't pass the test on your own, so he sent me to guide you."
"Are you here to cause trouble?"
"How do you know I'm here to cause trouble? Hurry up and bring me all the delicious, drinkable and fun things." Xiao Huan said.
"You hide it in my mind, and you can't eat it even if I take it out." Zhao Han said speechlessly.
"I can't help it. I heard that this world is different from the last Journey to the West. Here we have all lost our extraordinary power and can only survive as mortals. I can only hide in your mind." Xiao Huan.
Also helpless.
"Uh, what's going on?" Zhao Han was a little shocked, "The teacher also lost his power?"
"Yes, I have heard that this world is very weird, with truth and falsehood being reversed and so on. By the way, do you know how Jia Baoyu should play?" Xiao Huan asked curiously.
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"Then tell me how many ways there are."
"The first is the imperial examination, the second is sleeping, the third is fighting for hegemony." Zhao Han counted one, two, three in his head.
"I can understand the other two. What does sleeping mean? How do you want to sleep in broad daylight?" Xiao Huan asked confused.
"That's wrong, uh, but even if I make it clear, you don't understand. You are still a child." Zhao Han thought for a moment and then said randomly.
"Tch, I know everything." Xiao Huan put her hands on her hips and said, "I already know that Jia Baoyu's sister is Jia Yuanchun. You can take the harem route and support your sister to dominate the harem, and then you can become a relative."
"Awesome, you really know everything, but why can't you learn two-digit multiplication?" Zhao Han asked doubtfully.
"Mathematics is the most troublesome thing. I just don't understand why we need to use multiplication to calculate addition. We can just add them up one by one."
"Multiplication is a fast operation method of addition. It uses multiplication formulas to solve the addition of multiple identical numbers... Forget it, I am here to be Jia Baoyu, why should I give you a math class?" Zhao Han said at the end
, I was speechless for now.
"Then which path do you want to choose?"
"Let's take the imperial examination first and take into account the rebellion." Zhao Han said without hesitation.
"Well, it sounds like you have a lot of experience."
"Because I have been a world leader before, so of course I have experience."
"But Lao Wen said that this world is different. You can't use extraordinary power. How can you still do it? It's too difficult to rebel. It's even harder to rebel in the prosperous times." Xiao Huan worried.
"As long as you work hard and grind an iron pestle into a needle, you have to rebel when traveling through time. You have to do it every day, every month, every year. One day you will succeed..." Zhao Han said confidently.
"The head fell to the ground." Xiao Huan followed with "hehe".
