Zu An was confused when he heard this. He really thought about it carefully and realized that frogs did not jump wearing pants. What a genius of logic.
He followed the sound and walked over, and noticed that a fat man by the pool in front was pointing and scolding several little eunuchs. The group of little eunuchs were lying on the ground one by one, like Ouyang Feng practicing toad kung fu.
But looking at their gloomy expressions, it was obvious that they were forced to do so.
The big fat man had a round face, and his brows revealed a hint of not being very smart.
"Who in the inner palace is so arrogant?" Seeing him training the eunuchs like he was training his grandchildren, the eunuchs just kowtowed and begged for mercy, and no one dared to resist.
I carefully looked at the clothes on the fat man. They were all apricot yellow, with several dragon patterns faintly visible on them.
Couldn't he be the emperor?
Zu An immediately rejected this speculation. If the strongest man in the world looked like this mentally retarded child, then everyone else could buy a piece of tofu and kill him.
With a thought in his mind, he thought of the rumors he had heard about the prince before. The man who could come and go freely in the harem was also wearing yellow clothes that looked like a dragon robe, so his identity was self-evident.
On the way, Chu Chuyan mentioned to him that the prince's name was Zhao Ruizhi. Zu Anxin thought that if his parents gave him such a name, he would not be mentally retarded.
"Hey, that little eunuch over there, come here quickly." At this moment, the prince had already seen Zu An and reached out to wave.
Zu An was speechless. I am so tall and powerful, how can I look like a eunuch?
But since I have nothing to do now, it wouldn't hurt to take the opportunity to get to know the prince better.
So he walked straight over.
The other eunuchs looked at him directly: "Bold, who are you? How dare you break into the inner courtyard of the palace?"
The prince could not recognize the other person, but they knew very well. How could the person in front of them be a eunuch? Could it be an assassin?
However, there are so many experts in the palace and the guards are so tight, how can the assassins get in?
They were worried that the other party was the heir of a certain minister who had been ordered to enter the palace, but they did not dare to directly call him an assassin.
Just as Zu An was about to explain, the fat man was dissatisfied: "Shut up, what frog can talk?"
The eunuchs looked bitter and hurriedly shut their mouths tightly.
The big fat man continued: "Where are the pants? Frog didn't wear any pants. He took them off."
Zu An also added: "Not only pants, the frog is not even wearing any clothes."
The big fat man was overjoyed and immediately felt as if he had found a soulmate: "You are right, why didn't I think of it? Xiao Xuzi and Xiao Hezi took off all their clothes and pants."
Those eunuchs glanced at Zu An resentfully. This kid is really awesome at adding insult to injury. If the Sa family finds a chance, they will kill you.
The anger value from eunuch Xu Kun is +444!
The anger value from eunuch He Te is +444!
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But it was hard to disobey their orders. They knew that their master was moody. Well, no, to be precise, he had no concept of good and evil in his mind.
There was once a companion who clearly did not offend the prince, but the prince casually asked the guards to drag him down and beat him half to death out of fun. In his opinion, this was not an evil thing, but he just wanted to test whether a stick is stronger or a human bone is stronger. It was pure.
For fun.
Of course, overall, the prince is pretty good to them, but you just need to follow his weird thinking. Anyone who has no eyesight and energy will basically end up with a bad outcome.
Zu An was speechless for a moment when he saw several eunuchs starting to take off their clothes coyly. It was really eye-catching for the eunuchs to take off their clothes. It would be better if they were palace maids.
Strangely enough, all the people serving the prince were eunuchs, not even a single maid.
While looking around, he asked casually: "Why do you want them to learn how to jump like a frog?"
The big fat man pointed to the frogs in the lotus pond nearby: "Oh, I just passed by here and heard the cry of frogs. I asked them whether these frogs wanted to crow on their own, or if they asked them to crow to flatter me."
Zu An blinked, and it took him a long time to distinguish the difference between them and them in his mouth. He was shocked for a moment. This guy's brain circuit is really strange.
He followed the other person's words and asked, "Then how did they answer?"
The big fat man pointed at one of the thin eunuchs and said: "Xiao Xuzi said that these frogs will scream when they hatch in spring."
Zu Anxin thought that his answer was right, but the big fat man went on to say: "It's really unreasonable. When they saw me coming, these frogs' cries were not to greet me, so I punished Xiao Xuzi and asked him to imitate the frogs' crows to greet me.
I, it’s a pity that he couldn’t learn the sound of a frog, so I asked him to learn how to jump.”
Zu An: "..."
He swallowed, looked at the other people and asked, "What about them?"
The big fat man replied again: "Oh, I asked Xiao Hezi again later, and he replied that of course they made the frog crow to flatter me."
Zu An thought that Xiao Xuzi had already tried a wrong answer, and it would be foolish for the others not to change their words: "Then why were they also punished by you?"
The big fat man replied angrily: "Originally I was very happy, but then I wanted to hear the frog's flattery again, but they couldn't make the frog crow again. What if this wasn't a lie to me?"
Zu An: "..."
You guys are making so much noise here. If those frogs were frightened and ran away, they wouldn't be able to crow here anymore.
He glanced at the eunuchs sympathetically. He was really pitiful for such a master who answered wrongly no matter what he said.
The eunuchs seemed to have read the meaning in his eyes, and they all nodded in sympathy, thinking that finally someone could understand our suffering.
At first, several people were still angry that he was adding insult to injury, but now after meeting their eyes, their dislike for him has been greatly reduced.
At this time, the big fat man spoke again: "By the way, since you are here, tell me, do those frogs want to crow on their own or are they trying to flatter me?"
Zu An: "..."
If I had known this, I wouldn't have asked more questions just now.
The other eunuchs showed gloating smiles one by one, "Young man, please take off your clothes and dance with us soon."
Seeing that he kept silent without answering, the big fat man became a little dissatisfied: "I'm asking you something. If you don't answer, do you look down on me?"
"Of course not," Zu An looked at the pond aside, a confident smile appeared on his lips, "Of course these frogs are calling to flatter you."
The big fat man was overjoyed: "Haha, I said it must be the case, then you ask them to flatter them a few more times?"
Several eunuchs on the side looked at each other and almost laughed out loud. I don't know where the stunned Qing came from. He insisted on talking too much to divert the prince's attention. Let's see what he does now.
"Okay." Zu An smiled and came to the pond, as if talking to a frog, "Frog brothers, my friend wants to hear you flatter him a little more, give him face, and give him a shout."
The eunuchs next to him all laughed. Why is this guy stupider than the prince?
Of course, they only dared to think this in their hearts, no one dared to say it out loud, but the way they looked at Zu An was like looking at a fool.
But the big fat man seemed to have seen his bosom friend and rushed to his side: "Can you still talk to frogs?"
"I understand a little bit." Zu An smiled modestly.
Xiao Xuzi on the side finally couldn't help it: "Master, don't be deceived by this kid. Who in the world can talk to a frog."
Xiao Hezi nodded with deep sympathy: "That's right, Lord..."
But before he finished speaking, suddenly the sound of frogs sounded in the pond. It was sporadic at first, but soon the sounds became louder and louder, and even sounded together.
They turned to the pond in stunned silence and found that the lotus leaves were covered with frogs of various colors. It seemed that all the frogs in the pond had come out and were chirping in the direction of the prince. At the same time, they looked at each and every one of them respectfully.
It seems to be a salute.
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Book friend 58674264 provides the supporting role Xu Kun, and book friend "Going Home Alone" provides the supporting role He Te
I just need two supporting roles, and they have been lined up one after another. Don’t dislike the fact that they are eunuchs, at least they will have less roles after following the prince (*^▽^*)
This chapter has been completed!