Let’s just say that Lingzi is lucky. He is unlucky in everything he does. When he was just reincarnated, he wanted to develop a bit and met the Twelve Lings whose inheritance has not been broken. When he came here, he wanted to marry his old enemy Xu Fu, but he met him again.
Twelve Spirits. Just when I was planning to save someone, I caught a great white shark while fishing, witnessed the evil Buddha coming into the world, and I was almost taken advantage of.
It can be said that he is unlucky. If you pick this up casually, it is the Mahakala Guanyin with thousands of hands and thousands of eyes, which is the top combat power even in the Mahakala Mountain. There is not even a word of compassion in it. This is the world.
The top and most evil evil Buddha.
But fortunately, it is not as evil as imagined. At least Qing Lingzi's observations over the past few days can tell that if this person becomes bad, he will be worse than all the evil Buddhas in the world put together. Other evil Buddhas are also
At best, they are unmerciful, and some people cannot even be cruel.
"What are we going to do now?"
Looking at the bright sky outside, Sai Dongfeng asked casually.
"Wait until she wakes up and see if we can ask her anything useful, or... get her to join us."
Qing Lingzi felt very uneasy. He was worried that he could not control the thing in front of him, but he also fully hoped that such a powerful being could join his team.
This is one of the best combat powers on the Black Spirit Mountain, and its target is the Queen Mother of the West. If she can really get her to join the gang, it will not be a matter of divine help but real divine help. Even if it cannot transform into a complete form, it can only be exposed
The few things that have come are already unparalleled in the world.
But the only question now is whether it can be used by him. He is panicking, because although he has had some contact with this kind of existence, this situation today is the first time he has encountered it. In his peak period, it was just a mere
Earth Immortal, the human world is still unable to do whatever it wants.
At the same time, in a certain RT-Mart store in LYG, the early-rising staff had already started working.
"Morning." A colleague in the store said hello to Hou'er, and then handed him a vegetable bun: "See if you hired outstanding employees when you first arrived, okay."
Monkey's human form is not handsome at all, he has a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, and he is short in stature, not even 1.7 meters tall, but he is very energetic, and he has a look that makes people feel particularly energetic at first sight, and he has nimble hands and feet.
, he is quick and agile, and he can finish a whole morning's work in a matter of hours. In addition, he is also a restless master, so he will fiddle around here and there. He will help here and there.
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Although I have only been here for less than a month, I am surprised that there is such a monkey among the outstanding employees this month.
"It's not bad, I'm just asking for food." The monkey walked to his post, put on his apron and started working: "Start working!"
Monkey's hands and feet are really very nimble, and because of his nimbleness and diligence coupled with his sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, colleagues here like to call him monkey, but I don't know who was the first to call him.
He was called the Great Sage, and in less than a month, all his colleagues in the store called him the Great Sage.
To be honest, monkeys don't like killing fish, but they really lose themselves in the shouts of "Great Sage". They are the first to come every day, and then they are full of strength in everything they do, just to hear people shout ""
Thank you, great sage."
Not to mention, Hou'er is really quite famous now. It's not an exaggeration to say that he is the treasure of this RT-Mart store. Because his fish-killing techniques and neatness were photographed on the Internet, many people come here because of his fame.
In order to watch him kill a fish, the business of his fish stall was more than ten times better than before, and even the entire seafood area was now handed over to him by the supervisor, just to let more people come to see the Monkey King.
Killing fish. And the reason was just that day...
"Do you want to prick it?" The monkey lowered his head to work and saw the crucian carp under his hand: "If you want to prick it, I will leave the thorn. If you don't want to prick it, I will leave it to you."
The fish buyer was stunned for a moment, and then asked curiously: "Can crucian carp be deboned too?"
"Then who do you look down on?"
"No... Master, just show me your skills. I want to see how to stab this crucian carp."
There was a trace of disdain on the corner of Monkey's mouth. He put the crucian carp on the chopping board and handled it with a click. Then he turned the back of the knife and patted it with a click. Then he took a pair of tweezers and plucking out the fish inside like a pig's hair.
The fish bones were picked out one by one, very quickly, and the position was very accurate. Moreover, the tweezers were inserted into the belly of the fish and they were pulled out blindly without using eyes at all.
The whole process from scale removal, disembowelling to gill removal and spine removal takes less than a minute. This is the time it takes for ordinary people to handle it, but he has already put the fish into a plastic bag and said: "Eat the spines and find them."
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The man was doubtful at first, but when he took the fish back and ate it, he realized that there was really no thorn at all. You must know that this is crucian carp. The thorns can be processed so cleanly without destroying the fish. How can it be done?
Is it an ordinary person?
So because of this trick, Hou'er suddenly became famous on the Internet. More and more people came here every day just to watch him kill fish and take bones. In the end, he simply became an Internet celebrity check-in. Hou'er didn't care, anyway, he did it every day
He can't use up all his energy, and he also enjoys the feeling of being praised by others.
In the afternoon, the fish in the fresh food section had been sold out several hours in advance. Monkey sat there with his lunch box and ate his lunch. There was also a mobile phone in front of him, and the 1986 version of Journey to the West was playing on the mobile phone.
, he was looking forward to it.
"Hey, Monkey King. Eat later, the boss will call you."
The colleague's call didn't wait for Hou'er to get up. He just continued to eat unhurriedly. During the break of chewing, he said: "Let him wait."
The colleague next to him saw that this guy had committed his bad habit again, and quickly reminded him: "The big boss is here too."
"It's the same when the King of Heaven comes. If grandpa says he won't go, he won't go." The monkey still ate unhurriedly, not used to those bad habits at all.
It wasn't until he was full that he patted the rice particles scattered around and got up and followed the loser colleague to the boss's office upstairs. As soon as he entered, the boss and the boss immediately looked at him and laughed.
Monkey was not polite and sat directly on the sofa next to him: "What do you want from me?"
"Of course it's a good thing." The boss said with a smile: "Mr. Wei said that he would transfer you to another store to manage the aquatic product area. Are you willing?"
"Should the salary be increased or not?"
The two bosses looked at each other and laughed together.
In this way, Hou'er muddleheadedly became a seafood giant in a new store, and this store happened to be right next to Huaguo Mountain. His days passed like this day by day, and he finally spent money to buy it on a sunny day off.
Got a ticket home.
But he came back in less than ten minutes, because it was completely different from its original appearance. Although he could still see the blue waves of the East China Sea, his home was no longer his home. From that day on, he did nothing but work every day.
It's as if someone has drained the energy out of him.
The greatest pleasure is to occasionally get together with the Third Prince and Erlang Shen and have a few drinks.
"If you ask me, you have too high expectations for this world. You are pretentious." The third prince, who has always been dressed as a baby-faced teenager, now also has a stubble on his face. He has one foot on the small coffee table of the KTV and holds a hand in his hand.
Holding a bottle of beer, he drank a few big sips: "In this world, either you can do what you did back then and work hard, no matter what the career is, you have the ability anyway. Or you can be honest.
You should be a human being and have three meals a day, as well as food, rice, oil and salt. Are you being pretentious and don’t want to live a pretentious life?"
The Third Prince lit up a cigarette and said, "This world has no room for you and me to mess around."
Erlang Zhenjun also picked up the wine bottle and drank it in one gulp: "The world is difficult, it's really difficult."
The monkey leaned on that whine and cried, and he was so unruly, but now he has nowhere to rest. The wind, frost, rain and snow did not make him a world-class hero in the end, but he became a mediocre mortal. He is the equal of the sky.
Holy shit, he was a great hero praised by everyone back then. How come he is living like this now?
"Okay, okay." The third prince patted Monkey's shoulder and handed him a bottle of wine: "You have made trouble in the sky, and I have made trouble in the sea. It is not a good thing, but it is not the same now.
It's just mediocrity. I chatted with Mr. Huo Dexing that day. He borrowed some money from the God of Wealth a few days ago and opened a hot pot restaurant. I asked him what he was planning, and he said it was.
It's just a spiritual practice. You can't live without it. If you go to the next world, you have to be able to withstand the smoke and fire of this world. He asked me to ask myself, and asked me if I still have the determination to be a hero in heaven and earth. I said I don't.
Yes, the world is so prosperous that I have long been confused."
The monkey took the wine, took a big sip and said, "I want to be a hero!"
"You are a hammer, but the world does not allow you to be a hero. Why do you want to be a hero? Do you think you are a hero just by saving a few people outside? Hehe, both of you were driven to the lower world, and you have no choice. You have to
You are responsible for your food, clothing, housing, transportation, food, drink, and diarrhea. Besides, you are more grateful for endurance and dexterity than ordinary people. The rest are just mortals. Why should you be heroes?"
"I'm not, I'm much stronger than ordinary people." Monkey pointed at the ceiling with a finger: "I won't be hurt even if I jump from a distance of twenty meters."
The third prince picked up a rope tied with beer and hit the monkey's finger with a swish. He screamed in pain and withdrew his hand.
"Invulnerable to invulnerability, water and fire, but in the end it still hurts."
At this time, Erlang Zhenjun, who had been drinking heavily, rolled up his sleeves, and there were several teeth marks on them: "It was bitten by a dog."
Seeing this, the Third Prince and Hou'er seemed to have seen the biggest joke in their lives. They hugged each other and laughed to death, but after laughing, they were surprisingly silent. The three of them suddenly had nothing to say.
Sitting there watching the KTV screen playing songs, and then drinking sips, he looked like a middle-aged man hiding outside after work and refusing to go home, his eyes full of exhaustion.
"The world is difficult." Erlang Zhenjun suddenly sighed: "It's more difficult than anything else."