It has been more than a month since Yu Heng came out of Kunlun. He thinks this place is not bad. Except for the daily work, which is a bit boring, everything else is pretty good. He eats well and sleeps well, and there is no humiliation or burden as expected.
There is also a humiliation session, and there is a snack after work every night. Although the snacks include grilled sausages, chicken crispy bones, chicken tenders and other things that cannot be eaten overnight, which are not sold that day, it is already good to have something to eat.
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In addition, Yu Heng also learned to use a smart phone, and even became addicted to it. The phone was Xu Wei's old phone, but it was enough for him. When he received the call for the first time
, I am surprised that this thing seems to work better than the Kunlun Transmission Note.
"It's useless to ask for a mobile phone in Kunlun, there is no signal there." Xiao Ma crossed his legs and said to Brother Zhang: "You may not know, this man is really Kunlun's treasure, and his status is actually equivalent to our Holy Lord
.”
When he spoke, his voice was very low, and he specifically pointed at Yu Heng, who was leaning against the wall and giggling while watching a funny video dubbing animals: "If I let him down this time, I probably have no intention of letting him go back at all.
They came here wanting to kill him. But they calculated against all odds, but they didn’t expect that this one was not the evil star Qing Lingzi but my little rat brother.”
The mouse took a sip of the beer and put a bunch of palm treasures into his mouth with a smile: "Listen to Yu Heng, he and his senior sister Ningshuang have already made an appointment, and they will get married when he returns home."
"How is that possible!" Xiao Ma's eyes widened: "You don't know?"
Mouse was stunned: "What do you know?"
"Ningshuang has been engaged to the young master's family of Qingcheng Mountain, the largest sect in Qingshu in the middle of Sichuan. As for what happened a few days ago, it was said that they are joining forces. The young master of Qingcheng is shameless and wants to marry into Kunlun."
Xiao Ma wanders among these sects and families all day long. He is a diplomat of the Twelve Spirits and a businessman. Moreover, he is also a person from Kunlun. Although the ancient Kunlun is not the same as the current Kunlun, many sects have
But he found out the inside story very easily.
After saying this, even Little Brother Zhang pricked up his ears and listened carefully. The Holy Lord also gossiped, and the Holy Lord could not resist the temptation of such rosy news. After all, it was so interesting.
However, it is better not to let Yu Heng hear these words. After all, the only senior sister he loves in his heart, the senior sister who he is willing to go through fire and water for, may be saying "don't, don't, don't," or "exercise force" at this moment, but he is
Here is "your grilled sausage", and the young master of the Qingcheng faction said "ah ha ha ha ha, here comes the chicken soup".
Saying this may make your mentality collapse. Just imagine what an ordinary person with no characteristics would do when faced with such a heavy blow. He has no other choice but to hurt himself.
"Prime Minister, I have a plan." Xiao Ma said, then suddenly narrowed his eyes and said, "Should we try it?"
Mouse looked back at Yu Heng, who was still immersed in the animal short video, turned his head and whispered: "You say."
"Can't you reverse the Kunlun Formation? Let's find Zhang Yao, put the entire spider drone into Kunlun, and then secretly record cousin Ningshuang's living habits with her brows. As a newlywed, how could she not be like that?
Right, let's just remember the daily time schedule, and then go back with the young master directly." Xiao Ma made a murderous gesture on his hand: "Let him catch the adulterer!"
"Are you too vicious? This can cost lives."
"Hey, what's the matter? It's just like this. He will definitely go up and argue. Let me tell you that the little prince of Qingcheng Mountain is not a good person. He has a hot temper and is very powerful. When encountering such a situation, he will definitely take action.
"Xiao Ma chuckled: "No, the plot of Thirty Years in Hedong and Thirty Years in Hexi is coming. Then when he was beaten to death, the Holy Lord of the human world appeared, and the Holy Lord went to the crotch
Give me a fatal blow, say 'Give me some thin noodles', and then take him down. Then... we just want to cultivate a first-class master, how difficult can it be? We can do it quickly, okay?"
Mouse's expression when looking at Xiao Ma was like an old man looking at his mobile phone on the subway: "What a stupid trick you are doing, and you even made a scene about your son-in-law catching an adulterer."
"Hey, you really don't know this. Do you know why he can still live until now? It's because even if he died, he couldn't die on Kunlun Mountain. Otherwise, they wouldn't have made such a stupid move to kill him.
Send him down to experience the world of mortals." Xiao Ma looked like "I know everything" and said with his legs crossed: "He can die, and he is very suitable to die, but he can die anywhere, not even Kunlun. Why?
? When word spreads, Kunlun’s face is gone. Now they are persecuting their young master wearing a pair of pants. If they catch him in this rape, they will slap Kunlun Mountain in the face. At this time, I only need Brother Zhang to come forward.
, this way we have gained both face and dignity, don’t they look down upon the Holy Lord in this world, let’s let them see the power of the Holy Lord.”
"Proud power!" Brother Zhang's fast strike hit the pony's head without any warning.
"Sorui, Saorui, my education level is not high, please be considerate."
"The Master of Philosophy said that his education level is not high, you are really good at it." Mouse mocked, then turned around and glanced at Yu Heng behind him secretly: "Isn't this a little too cruel to him? I think his character is
A young boy of seventeen or eighteen years old."
"People always have to grow up. You can't let them be manipulated by others all their lives, right? What are we doing? This is helping others and being a hero out of interest." Xiao Ma said plausibly.
: "If you are not cruel now, you will be more cruel later. Not only is it cruel, you may not even be able to save his life."
Brother Zhang sneered at his wicked plan, but he felt that it was not really wicked at all. If the situation was really as Xiao Ma said, then it would be better to spread the issue rather than cover it up. This matter
If this is true, Yu Heng will have to face it sooner or later.
"Just do it, I'll go find Zhang Yao." Xiao Ma patted his thigh and left.
Zhang Yao hasn't been running around these days. Isn't Chang'an Lane being renovated and maintained? Party A's father came down with 20 billion, and the only requirement was that the designer himself be present in person, so whether Niu Niu is there or not during this period, Zhang Yao
Yao had to run here every day, and with her few subordinates, Zhu Zhenzhen, Huang Dieer, and Zuo Danshuang, they treated Brother Zhang as a construction site canteen.
Zhang Yao, who was wearing a safety helmet and working as a supervisor outside, took out her spider robot without saying a word as soon as she heard what Xiao Ma described. Moreover, she also took out the military version that had not been put into use, which was more high-end.
More precise, quieter, more concealed, with long battery life, smaller size, and the function of synchronous recording of audio and video, and even a multi-point backup function. What is photographed by a spider robot can be stored in the memory cards of all robots within the signal range.
All have a full set of content.
For this wicked smoking spider robot, Zhang Yao directly gave him a complete set of thirty-six pieces. In her words, it was so high-definition that even the hairs on both of them could be clearly recorded, and there was no trace of them at all.
With mold lake.
"She is really gossiping." Brother Zhang looked at the little finger-sized spider robots in the box and laughed helplessly: "This is a huge investment."
"No." Xiao Ma carefully pinched a spider robot and said: "It is said that a set of this thing costs several million. That is the civilian version, this is the military version, you can't buy it with money at all. This is someone else's
Zhang Yao’s core patented technology.”
Brother Zhang nodded. Zhang Yao had sold everything he could for money. He only had less than three patents left in his hand. They were all core patents. One of them was this robotic technology, which is the most advanced in the world.
The small unmanned reconnaissance technology is suitable for all weather and all terrains. It is one of the technologies that the beautiful country is deliberately trying to acquire. And for this gossip, Sister Yaoer ignored her damn confidentiality regulations.
"How to use it?"
When the mouse was asking questions, suddenly the little spiders came to life, and Zhang Yao's voice came from above: "You can just leave it alone, I will handle the rest."
Then I saw this group of scalp-numbing metal spiders crawling out of the box silently with long legs like real living creatures, and then crawled along the wall to the spiritual illusion in the backyard, halfway up
Zhang Yao's voice suddenly sounded in the backyard: "Don't shoot! Damn it, don't shoot!"
Xiao Ma hurried over and found Dahuang squatting on the window sill and slapping the robot with his claws. The robot had already slapped the two robots in front of them to pieces.
"It's over." Xiao Ma pointed to the remains of the robot on the ground: "You can pay more than 300,000 yuan each."
Dahuang exploded on the spot, meowed and jumped up to the roof and disappeared. Xiaoma pointed at the roof and cursed: "You can run away, but the monk can't run away from the temple. I advise you to surrender as soon as possible and strive for leniency."
"Forget it, it's my fault. I knew it was weak, so I should have said hello in advance." Zhang Yao's voice came from one of the little spiders: "I'm going over now, you guys get out of the way, I'm going to activate the illusion."
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The fantasy scene switched. After the little spider passed through, he came to the top of Kunlun. Because the mouse had been there before, Zhang Yao could easily locate the direction there. With the help of the mouse, this group of little spiders could easily penetrate
He broke the barrier and entered the Yuxu territory, and transmitted signals through the characteristics of the Lingxu illusion.
After entering, the spider robots quickly dispersed, and then Zhang Yao began to operate them one by one to enter different rooms. Finally, after a lot of exploration, he finally found Miss Ningshuang's bedroom.
Then the remaining robots quickly entered the room in batches, and then lurked in all unexpected corners, some in the gaps of the furniture, some on the tiles, and some on the wooden texture of the bedside.
In the movie, there was even a robot crawling on the metal decorations on the bed.
To be honest, with this degree of concealment, you can't even see what it is when you walk in front of it. Although this thing is very fragile, because it is made of fiberglass material, it can increase its concealment through mimicry technology. It can be directly switched to
It is in a hidden state, does not reflect light and has a very small refractive index of light. Moreover, there is no electricity on Kunlun. What is the concept of no electricity? That means you cannot see it at night!
"Oh my god, from this angle, it's so clear."
Through the linked display screen, the mice in the small restaurant could clearly see all the details of Miss Ningshuang's boudoir. They could even see whether the hair under the bed was straight or curly, and they could adjust the focus...
…
"You are so awesome as a dirty robot."
"Dirty robot?" Zhang Yao, who was sitting in the operation room outside, became anxious upon hearing this: "This is a masterpiece of human engineering, okay, now it's just being used by you to do dirty things. Hurry up, stop looking."
If the illusion remains open for too long, someone will discover it.”
After saying that, all the screens turned into snowflakes. I thought it was Zhang Yao who changed the location of Lingxu Illusion. The few people who found that there was nothing to see started chatting there with obscene smiles, except Xiao Xiao.
Brother Zhang doesn't care about this. What he is most concerned about now is why there is no tracking number for the beef he bought online two days ago.
Just after dinner time, Xiao Ma hurriedly went to find Zhang Yao.
"Are you sick? If you want to see it so much, go search a website and see for yourself. How can anyone start working right after eating? Moreover, there is a time difference over there. Have you ever seen the head of any sect doing things before it gets dark?
"?" Zhang Yao said this to Xiao Ma.
"Can't I watch the live broadcast tonight?"
"You ask your rat to open a door for you and send it to their house. You hide in the cupboard and don't tell me to watch. You can take pictures with your mobile phone." Zhang Yao waved impatiently: "Don't delay.
I'm off work. Besides, the battery and capacity inside are enough for forty days of non-stop shooting, and it also has face recognition and motion capture. The actual battery life is definitely more than a hundred days, what are you worried about?"
Although he was scolded, Xiao Ma thought about it and felt that it still made sense. It was indeed not the time yet, and he didn't seem to be in a hurry.
But how can I put it, this matter is like an itchy thing hanging in my heart. If I don’t think about it every day, I will feel uncomfortable. Although it is just other people’s gossip, in this continuous fantasy, Xiao Ma is almost like Yu.
Heng felt empathy and felt that his hair had turned green.
Of course Yu Heng doesn't know anything, and no one tells him now. He just goes to and from work every day, and then learns cooking from Xu Wei. Then occasionally when he thinks of his proton identity, he suddenly becomes very emotive, leaning against the wall and mouthing.
He muttered words such as "Time does not make people forget to cry, but makes them accustomed to pain" and "The north wind rises, the yellow leaves fall, and the poverty in a foreign land is only for the person in the dream." Because of this, he was beaten eight times by Dahuang.
, but he did not change his behavior, and only got worse. Now Dahuang is walking around looking at him, for fear that if he offends him, he will pop up some e-touching quotes from middle-aged people on the Internet.
But these days he is doing better, because he doesn't know where he knew that reciting poetry can make him more emotional, so whenever he has nothing to do, he will stand at the window and look out, whispering something like "The boat is full of clear dreams"
The poems come from the poems "Starry River" and "The bright moon rises on the sea, and we share this moment at the end of the world".
Chen Shi has been discharged from the hospital now, and he has returned to his previous habit of coming here to drink some wine every day. It just so happens that the place where Yu Heng reads poems is less than twenty centimeters away from Chen Shi's favorite place, and every time Chen Shi
Whenever he heard him talking, he would curse, then raise his head and ask the people around him if he could kill him.
But after all, Chen Shi is an old man, so it’s not easy to get along with him. In the end, the first person in Chang’an Lane appeared who asked Chen Shi to move his position without using violence. He asked Chen Shi to move from his favorite window to
On the bench in the far left corner, there was someone who couldn't see but didn't know.
"He's quite pitiful, too."
One day Xu Wei was lying on the counter and watched Yu Heng leaning against the window with a broom in his arms and looking at the pattering rain outside. The weather forecast stated that there would be snow tomorrow. It seemed that his condition would become more serious on snowy days.
"Poor Hammer, that's what he did. Now I understand that his senior sister would rather have a political marriage than play with him. Isn't this sick?" The mouse held a stick in his hand, with half of it still on it.
Grilled Sausage: "By the way, why hasn't Brontosaurus's body arrived yet? Did someone abscond with the money?"
"No, Master Taiyi sent me a message before. He is currently refining and has to wait for ninety-nine and eighty-one days. I wonder if it's spring now." Thunder Dragon chuckled: "I think so.
I changed my name to Chunlong, what do you think?"
"You can call me a spring bag, but you deserve it." The mouse cursed, turned around, opened the door and walked out: "Go home and sleep."