398. Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory... Nine times out of ten,
"A rich man commits suicide in a magical city due to depression. Who will lose his tens of billions of assets?"
When they saw this news headline, Qing Lingzi and Xiao Zhang looked at each other for a long time. Then they put their mobile phones back into their pockets in unison, and walked into a Japanese food shop on the roadside without saying a word.
This Japanese restaurant has the No. 1 reputation for donburi in the city. Although I don’t know why they can make the Japanese restaurant the No. 1 donburi by swiping orders, but just because of this little brother Zhang decided to come over and try it.
, it’s not stealing food. Besides, can the things about being a cook be called stealing? That’s called learning!
The two of them were sitting there eating sashimi. Qing Lingzi was still used to sitting on his knees. Although he was wearing modern clothes, his temperament was really retro and luxurious. If he was a man, he would definitely be a top-notch nobleman.
But none of them said anything. After all, they had never expected that things would develop to this point. They originally wanted to refer to how the young master who specializes in slapping people in the face operated, but they had just arrived from GZ to Magic City after work, and there was something in the news.
It popped up that someone committed suicide due to depression. No one really understood the whole story. Now it seems that they both can't fix it. Qing Lingzi is even more embarrassed. After all, he recommended the person.
, and used all kinds of sweet words to encourage the Holy Lord, but now he is fetching water from a bamboo basket...
"Holy Lord, don't blame me. It's just bad luck. Let's find another one. I heard that there is a very daring person in the imperial capital. Let's go and have a look."
Brother Zhang held his chin: "I hope nothing happens to him."
Early the next morning, WB's hot search "XXX, one of the four princes of the imperial capital, was detained by the GA agency in accordance with the law on suspicion of drug possession".
Qing Lingzi and Xiao Zhang, who were drinking soy milk in the cafeteria at the moment, looked down at their mobile phones. Qing Lingzi's expression was as uncomfortable as eating cake: "Ah this..."
He chewed his teeth for a long time and couldn't figure out why. Could it be that this was really his destiny?
"No wonder you lost before. I think there may be something wrong with your vision."
Brother Zhang's words made Qing Lingzi feel ashamed to death, because this sentence was not just a denial of his ability, it was a denial of his vision, and denying his vision was an indirect denial of his views. Denying his views was actually tantamount to
Totally denied.
This is something Qing Lingzi absolutely cannot tolerate!
"Holy Lord, one or two is no more than three, I still have one person to recommend!"
"oh?"
At noon on the third day, headlines in major entertainment sections revealed that a popular celebrity had been arrested in accordance with the law for smuggling, tax evasion, pyramid schemes, and fraud. Just as people across the country were guessing who it was, a team that contacted young entrepreneurs took the initiative to jump in.
To clarify, less than half an hour later someone had already exposed the photo of the young entrepreneur when he was arrested.
At this moment, Brother Zhang was having lunch, and Qing Lingzi was also there, but he didn’t dare to get close to Brother Zhang. He was eating silently about twenty meters away from him. At this moment, Qing Lingzi had already made a plan.
I will go to the prison and get rid of both the man yesterday and the man today. At least this way he will not be too embarrassed.
Well... although escaping is shameful, it is useful. Because Xiao Zhang's character will not take the initiative to kill the spirit child, and he can at least avoid the inner anxiety after these three consecutive attacks.
He is Qing Lingzi. When did he suffer this injustice? Although he can selectively escape from the Holy Lord now, can he really hide from the Holy Lord for a lifetime? So he really got involved in this matter, so he took
He took out his cell phone and directly sent a voice message to Sai Dongfeng, which meant that Sai Dongfeng should expand the intelligence network and screen! Screen those people who look like the male protagonist.
Sai Dongfeng thought he was going to start a kidnapping business, and even asked him carefully and said that the meat ticket would be life or death. Qing Lingzi angrily told Sai Dongfeng to go away and told him that he could not complete the task and came to see him.
"You old guy is so powerful now. You ruined the Holy Master's affairs and you're going to kill me?" Sai Dongfeng cursed in his voice as soon as he heard this: "You old immortal thing, do you think you are still the clear spirit before?
Son? You have to touch your conscience and think about it. Your food, clothing, housing and transportation, your house, your property, your company, your community, everything is not taken care of by me. Now you want to take care of it for me.
Boss? If you dare to say such a thing again, I will lead people to defect to your mortal enemy. I am really so angry that it makes people sad."
When Qing Lingzi listened to this, his ears wanted to be away from the receiver 800 meters away. Even across the strait, he could hear Sai Dongfeng's resentment. When he heard the end, Qing Lingzi took a breath, but he
To save face, I know I said terrible things, but it is impossible to apologize, no matter what.
So he just kept silent for a moment and then sent a voice message: "You are a woman who talks dirty words all day long, how unbecoming are you!"
But after sending this sentence, Sai Dongfeng ignored him. Qing Lingzi thought for a long time, then sent a poking expression, and patted Sai Dongfeng in the crowd of three people including him, Hei Guanyin and Sai Dongfeng.
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Hei Guanyin spoke at this time: "What? Are the old couple having a quarrel?"
Sai Dongfeng still didn't speak, and Qing Lingzi didn't speak either. The two were just in a stalemate. Finally, Hei Guanyin curiously circled Sai Dongfeng, and Sai Dongfeng turned what Qing Lingzi just said into
After the text, a screenshot was sent.
"Old man, this is your fault. You only have two capable people who can communicate with each other. If you want the head of this one today, you want the head of that one tomorrow. The two of us are enough for you to kill for two days. You still think that you are the leader of the past.
Qing Lingzi, who is competing in the world? If you don’t correct your mentality, sooner or later you will end up betraying your relatives."
"Qing Lingzi left the group chat"
"He's not happy to say a few words about him." Hei Guanyin continued in the group: "This guy is really bad and has too many problems. I will talk to him carefully next time I see him. And you, old lady,
Why are you trying to argue with him? It’s not like you don’t know what kind of person he is, Qing Lingzi. He’s very capable and has a bad temper. He’s long-winded, pretentious and picks on words.”
"If the gang breaks up at worst, who is afraid of whom? What's so great about him?"
"Don't say such nonsense, you are still counting on him. I will coax him back when he gets over his anger."
At this moment, Qing Lingzi, who was holding back his anger, stopped eating. He stood up and left the cafeteria angrily. But Lei Long, who was opposite Brother Zhang, kept watching Qing Lingzi lose his temper for no reason and walked out. He turned around and asked
Brother Zhang: "Who provoked him? This old dog is not easy to provoke."
Brother Zhang shook his head: "He said..."
After Brother Zhang told Thunder Dragon what he had experienced in the past few days, if Thunder Dragon hadn't received professional training and knew that laughing at this time would lose merit, he would have got under the table.
"Oh my God... Haha... No, I can't laugh. I can't laugh." Thunder Dragon covered his mouth and puffed like he was farting: "He is really the chosen one and belongs to the evil nemesis, okay?"
Brother Zhang didn't know what to say, so he could only smile reluctantly. After all, he also felt that this matter was very outrageous, and he was sure that it had nothing to do with him, because he no longer had any initiative.
Has the ability to use subjective changes to the process, so this is Qing Lingzi's ability.
Really a crime buster.
In the afternoon, Qing Lingzi got a list from somewhere and suddenly placed it in front of Brother Zhang. There were a bunch of strange names on it. Brother Zhang asked what they did, and Qing Lingzi replied that they were all
Successful people.
But when Brother Zhang discovered that one of the notes following it was about an industrial park with an area of 250 million square kilometers in Africa, he suddenly became a little unconfident, and then he picked up the calculator and did some calculations.
After doing the calculation, Brother Zhang felt that it was a bit outrageous. The land owned by this boss accounted for half of the world's land area. He silently raised his head and looked at the spirit son clearly, and then asked: "Where did you get it from?
list?"
Qing Lingzi picked up the phone and pointed at it and said: "I saw it from the X video. He said in it that he has an industrial park of 250 million square kilometers, and he also live broadcasted his mansion."
This is a case of seeking medical treatment in a hurry... but it is difficult to refuse such kindness.
"Then...just go and see him."
Seeing Brother Zhang's affirmation, Qing Lingzi's complexion immediately improved, and he quickly went to locate the person. But as his locking deepened, Qing Lingzi himself realized that something was wrong. This person
Theoretically, it should be in Africa, but according to the calculation of the location, this person is actually in Luzhou, the Luzhou of Luzhou Laojiao.
When he brought Brother Zhang to meet the successful young people of this era, he found that the farmer who owns an industrial park of 250 million square kilometers in Africa was sitting in a rental house in an old city eating instant noodles.
I was editing videos while eating. The room was filled with various props and costumes, and the table was filled with all kinds of cheap food to satisfy my hunger. Although I looked embarrassed, I was still diligent.
Qing Lingzi looked at Brother Zhang in confusion, and Brother Zhang spread his hands and said that he didn't know why this happened.
Seeing that this didn't work, Qing Lingzi didn't care about the danger of being discovered by the twelve spirits, and directly activated the hidden function in the Lingxu illusion, which was to display all the pictures he wanted to see in front of his eyes at the same time. This may be the most efficient in the world
monitoring, but at the same time, your location will be exposed.
Qing Lingzi usually doesn't use this function, but today he doesn't care so much...
And from the pictures projected in front of him, it can be seen that the successful people he found on the
Ga Yao Zi’s Holy Land in Northern Myanmar.
Anyway, there was not a single serious successful person on his list, which made Qing Lingzi feel very frustrated. He suddenly discovered that in this era... even people like him, Qing Lingzi, had begun to not know the truth.
Well, after leaving Sai Dongfeng, his vision was not even comparable to that of a high school student.
So sad, really.
Brother Zhang, who had known something fishy for a long time, patted Qing Lingzi on the shoulder: "It's okay, I know you worked hard."
This sentence made Qing Lingzi full of emotions. Although it added to his sense of loss, it also really made him full of energy.
"More than five years, less than six years, right? You woke up from that era."
"Um."
"It's already very good. I'm not trying to comfort you." Brother Zhang smiled and said, "If it were me, I would definitely not be as good as you."
"Holy Lord..."
He really... I cried to death. Qing Lingzi found it hard to imagine that the Holy Lord of this generation could be so gentle. He had obviously behaved like a waste these past few days, but he didn't mean to blame him at all. This made Qing Lingzi
Instead, I felt embarrassed.
But in fact, this is really not to blame Qing Lingzi. In the past five years, he has not dared to relax one day. He is constantly studying, making up for the two thousand years he has missed, learning languages, learning culture, and learning various new affairs, working hard to make up for the loss.
He seems to be able to integrate perfectly into this society, but for the vast amount of knowledge, five years is really just a drop in the ocean. There are still too many things he doesn't know and has never been exposed to. Time is limited but knowledge is unlimited. This
It's not surprising that Qing Lingzi seems a little outdated now.
And although he was the one who seized the body, his original body was already dying when he took the body and did not leave him with much knowledge, only some remaining memories. Therefore, Qing Lingzi's current situation is at least not incompatible with this era.
It's really amazing. And his many dissatisfactions are actually mainly because he has too high requirements for himself.
"I can teach you when I have time." Brother Zhang said proudly: "I can't do anything else, but I am professional in making short videos."
"By the grace of the Lord!" Qing Lingzi cupped his fists and bowed.
After a period of time, Qing Lingzi ran to Brother Zhang's dormitory at night. He couldn't teach the Holy Master because of etiquette, but there was nothing wrong with the Holy Bishop. And Brother Zhang taught Qing Lingzi history. There are many more on the Internet
It was something Qing Lingzi had never come into contact with.
Sometimes when it was too late, Qing Lingzi would sleep in Brother Zhang's living room. No one would pay attention to it for a day or two, but as time went by, there would be rumors. After all, to outsiders, it looked like they were living together.
Fortunately, neither of them cared much about this. During the period of studying with Brother Zhang, Qing Lingzi's changes were also very obvious. First of all, he was able to play online very skillfully, and he also spoke more like modern people.
He is getting closer and closer, and he no longer has those weird oral habits. The more important point is that he will no longer easily believe what he sees with his eyes, such as those short videos...
Also, he used to think that the Internet was omnipotent, but now he found that it was just that.
In the process of teaching Qing Lingzi, Brother Zhang also discovered the terrifying learning ability of this boss. To be honest, Brother Zhang thinks that compared with Qing Lingzi, he is like a person and a more knowledgeable person.
A human dog. Unfortunately, the dog with human nature is me...
It seemed that he really didn’t have anyone to teach him systematically before, so he relied on his own exploration. If he could find the right direction early, Brother Zhang believes that he would definitely be able to start an entire technology company on his own.
"I have nothing left to teach you."
One day half a month later, Brother Zhang suddenly said to Qing Lingzi: "I'll find someone else to teach you."
Qing Lingzi was of course grateful, and then Brother Zhang brought over a few of his former friends, first of all the Demon God Legion headed by Zhu Zhenzhen. They have now established their own private super detective agency, which is also very prosperous.
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Next are Yang Junfeng and Cai Gongzi from the Mortal Team, and Bai Mengjie, who recently opened a coffee shop. Although the first two people have done gold mining in Nanhe, they still have something.
And when the mortal team arrived, they were charmed by Qing Lingzi at the first sight, and then pulled Brother Zhang aside to thank her...
"How come you have no news at all during this period?" Brother Zhang ignored their compliments and just asked curiously: "I haven't been to the store for a long time."
"Come on, you know my relationship with Pipi. She came to the world because of me and she is my parasitic beast. Mr. Cai still can't forget his ghost wife, so we will concentrate on Pipi now.
Let's go to the Secret Art Publishing House together, because it's not convenient for you there, so our current base camp is at Mengjie's side, and you're always away, so there will be less of us to go there." Yang Junfeng said: "We'll see you later.
Do you want to sit down for a while?"
"Yeah." Brother Zhang nodded and pointed at Qing Lingzi who was chatting with Bai Mengjie: "Teach him some basic knowledge first."