As you have been waiting for, New Year's Day is here.
"Qin Ren, Qin Ren, what year is this?"
"What year?"
"Isn't that what you on Earth are all about?"
Early in the morning, Luo Yao leaned against the TV wall with a toothbrush in her mouth and asked Qin Ren to check her body, while she counted on her fingers:
"As I know, your earth has twelve years, and there are rats, mice, cats, oxen..."
"What the hell... those are the twelve zodiac signs, and there is no cat in the zodiac."
"Meow?!"
The people on the ground raised their heads to express shock, which made Qin Ren very happy:
"What a fool, you are a fox!"
"Meow…?"
Everyone tilts his head, is there a fox in the Chinese zodiac?
"nor."
"Meow?!"
Tuantuan was shocked again and expressed disappointment.
"Qin Ren, Qin Ren, where is Pixiu? Is it the zodiac sign?"
"Why did you forget about it after seeing it? No."
So Luo Yao and Tuan Tuan were shocked and disappointed.
The frustrated flannel ball grabbed the small dried fish and swallowed the bitter fish into his throat, tons and tons——
The unwilling spirit beast opened the refrigerator, and found a bottle of it in his throat. Tons, tons, tons——
"New Year's Day is a public year, not a lunar year. It's different. There are no twelve zodiac signs."
"Lunar calendar, solar calendar, lunar calendar..."
The little girl hiccupped and felt a little groggy:
"Why do you have so many calendars?"
"The solar calendar is the solar calendar, which is the Gregorian calendar, and the lunar calendar is our traditional calendar, also called the lunar calendar."
"Oh, that's why the belief in the lunar calendar has zodiac signs."
"Yes, but..."
Qin Ren thought for a while and said:
"...Now, try to talk about the Lunar New Year instead of the Lunar New Year."
"Why?"
"Because our New Year is being targeted by bad guys and can easily be stolen."
"How come there are still people who steal such things..."
Pixiu all murmured and wondered, are the thieves on earth already so poor that they lose their mind?
"Being poor in spirit is also poor. As long as you are poor, you will have the motive to steal."
"In Liuyun Sect, anyone who steals secret books and techniques will have their tongues cut out."
"No way, the thief who stole the New Year has a background."
"Background? A big sect?"
Pixiu thought of the big sects on the Ten Thousand Demons Continent.
"Well, traditional culture is an important source of our cohesion. Some large sects on the earth have no traditional culture, but they want to break up the cohesion of others. They would like to have more thieves like this, and use various literary and artistic works to combine people from different countries.
Things are mixed together. In their cognitive guidance, ninjas can be ours, dragons can be Eastern, Hanfu can also be thieves, and the cultural habits of different countries in the East can be unified into the [Asian] category. Try this way
Dispersing the cohesion of the country, a country that loses its cohesion will naturally be more easily controlled by itself."
Qin Ren murmured leisurely for a long time, Luo Yao blinked and listened for a long time, and finally uttered two words unintentionally:
"don't know."
"It's normal. Let's not talk about you. These things are actually the conspiracy written in black and white by those bad guys in the book. Most people still don't understand... Well, I have indeed grown taller again."
"Really?"
After Qin Ren finished checking his body, Master Shangxian jumped up on the spot, his eyes lit up like little stars:
"How much have you grown?"
"One centimeter."
"Only one centimeter!"
"I can't help it. Generally speaking, this is the time for other little girls to grow, but you are different."
"Why is this person different?"
Luo Yao touched her small soft poached egg unwillingly, and then realized belatedly:
"... Could it be that I don't eat enough?"
"fart."
Qin Ren pinched her little face mercilessly:
"You have three little girls to eat on your own. You are growing slowly, mainly because the other little girls are underage, but you are an adult."
Luo Yao thought for a moment, and it seemed like that was the case. According to the rules on earth, she was a legal little girl and could do many things that other little girls could not do.
Of course, most of these things are related to Qin Ren.
"So you are different from other little girls. It is no longer time for you to grow. Even if you are, you will probably grow slower than human little girls."
"well…"
After hearing this, the little thing looked like he was sighing. If this continues, he doesn't know how long it will take for him to be like the women at home... After all, he is still someone's favorite girl. When will he be able to live up to his name?
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"How about this one?"
"It seems...a bit too plain."
"Vegetarian? I just don't want to wear anything too fancy."
"Then you can't be so casual..."
After lunch, in Gu Qing's bedroom, his sister, who had studied until late last night, was still sleeping in, while Xiao She'er was choosing an outfit for her boyfriend to go out in front of the floor-length mirror.
"Let's just use this woolen windbreaker. It's light gray and goes well with a scarf."
"Um…"
Qin Ren looked at himself in the mirror. He rarely wore a windbreaker. He took out the only one in the wardrobe and tried it on. Unexpectedly, it felt pretty good.
"Hey, this is indeed a scarf from Yourong. It can be worn with anything."
Qin Ren hugged the little good wife, gave him a hug, and showed his hospitality casually. The little snake smiled lightly and scolded him:
"What's more, when I went to meet my girlfriend's mother-in-law, I had to dress up with another girlfriend..."
"Well…"
Although he said this lightly, Qin Ren's old face was still a little embarrassed and he smiled bitterly:
"...Actually, she is not considered a mother-in-law, but a possible future mother-in-law."
"The probability is 99.9%, isn't it?"
Little Snake sighed softly, feeling quite emotional:
"Speaking of it, for reasons of emotion and reason, before Mrs. Tong, you should have had a mother-in-law..."
"One more?"
Qin Ren didn't react for a while:
"Who?"
The little snake looked at him quietly:
"My master."
"..."
Not to mention, the Master and Disciple of Big and Little Snakes have indeed been sympathetic to mother and daughter for thousands of years. If it weren't for various erratic causes and conditions, maybe now Qin Ren would really have to call Yu Ling'er his mother-in-law, and the result...
"The result...who knows the result, I was deceived by you..."
Little Snake'er also blushed as he said this, recalling the various embarrassing behaviors between master and apprentice on the couch and this bad guy these days, and glared at Qin Ren with some shame.
Qin Ren is shameless and has a moral character that is not shameful but proud:
"Yourong, no matter what, I will be kind to you two from now on."
"..."
The words are good, but they sound weird...
I always feel that according to this atmosphere, the next moment Little Snake will look at Qin Ren with tears in his eyes and shout "Dad"...
Tsk.
That's not okay, father and daughter or something...
It seems that it is no longer a shameful category...
"Okay, that's it."
After choosing the clothes, Little Snake gently patted Qin Ren's body, admiring her boyfriend with satisfaction:
"Just wear your pair of mid-cut black Martin boots."
"Okay, Yourong, your clothes are pretty good now, who did you learn from them?"
"Of course it's Sister Su."
"Oh, no wonder..."
Qin Ren has always approved of the clothes of the wife next door.
…
After going out, Qin Ren went to the supermarket as usual to see what good souvenirs there were. It didn't matter whether it was high or low, not buying from other brands was still the first principle. After Qin Ren looked around, milk was still the most classic.
Qin Ren bought a piece of pure milk. First of all, he excluded certain cows and certain profits. You all know the reasons. Both Guangming and Huaxi were fine. Qin Ren bought a piece of Guangming pure milk. After leaving the supermarket, he went all the way to Chengzimen's home.
I chose some more fruits and finally knocked on the door of my father-in-law and mother-in-law.
Dongdongdong——
Squeak——
"Hehe, here you go~?"
As expected, the first thing that caught my eye was my sister-in-law's playful face.
"Come in~ yo, why did you buy so much?"
"Tsk, don't be so careless..."
Qin Ren slapped away the left hand extended by his sister-in-law:
"...This is for my parents, what's the matter with you?"
"Oh, they're all the same."
Little Chengzi was actually wearing a small goose-yellow apron with a cat pattern printed on it, a rare round head on the back of her head, and a small spoon in her right hand. She was a cute little chef, which annoyed Qin.
Ren couldn't help but look her over twice:
"Are you cooking?"
"I'm learning. I'm helping my mother do it, and I'm learning by the way."
"You haven't had lunch so late?"
"Well, my father is away on a business trip these days, so my mother and I eat more casually, so we spend more time together."
"That's it..."
After all, my sister-in-law's staple food is her brother-in-law's demon blood. Qin Ren expressed his understanding. After putting the milk and fruit on the coffee table, he rubbed his hands and couldn't help but look around:
"So where is Mrs. Tong?"
"Mrs. Tong, call me mom!"
"..."
"My mother taught me when to cook the noodles in the pot and when to add water, and then told me to watch them myself. She is in the bedroom right now."
As soon as he finished speaking, a gentle voice came from a certain room:
"Xiao Yu, is this Qin Ren?"
"Hmm, mom, my brother-in-law is here to see you~"
"Oh, then Qin Ren, come in."
?
Come in?
Where to go?
Qin Ren was still in a daze, but Xiao Chengzi had already pushed his butt towards a certain room:
"Let's go, let's go. It's rare that my father is not at home today on New Year's Day. Don't you feel relaxed? Go and have a good chat with your mother."
While he was talking, Qin Ren had half-pushed to a door, and his sister-in-law skipped to the kitchen. Qin Ren was still hesitating at the door whether to enter his mother-in-law's room so carelessly, but Tong Lu's voice sounded again in the room.
stand up:
"Qin Ren?"
"Hey...hey! Auntie!"
"Come in, it's unlocked."
"okay!"
To be honest, I always felt more nervous entering my mother-in-law's room for the first time than entering my girlfriend's room for the first time. Qin Ren slowly opened the door, but before he could see the scene, a fragrant fragrance slowly penetrated into his nostrils.
Qin Ren's originally nervous mood suddenly calmed down a bit. Looking inside, he saw that the furnishings inside were extremely simple.
The only thing that can be considered unique is that there is a double bed in the bedroom, but there is only one pillow at the head of the bed.
But Qin Ren also knew this. After all, Xiao Chengzi said during the last Mid-Autumn Festival that Mrs. Tong and her father-in-law had always slept separately.
But compared to these, when Qin Ren really opened the door completely, the scenery he saw was enough to shock him.
Tong Lu's bedroom is the kind of master bedroom with a free sunroom connected to the outside, and the so-called sunroom part has been changed into a balcony. When Qin Ren glanced at it, there were large and small flowerpots on the balcony.
There are rows of large and small green plants, flowers and even fruits, seemingly inadvertently filling the balcony, but they also seem to have some special combination of horticultural elements, just like an exquisite small garden that only a villa can match.
And in this small garden that looked like Alice's Wonderland, a soft and beautiful figure was holding a small white watering can in her hand. She straightened up when Qin Ren came in, with a bright and moving face among the flowers and plants.
Under the cover, a charming smile slowly bloomed.
"Qin Ren, happy New Year Qin Ren."
"Ah good…"
Qin Ren stared blankly at the beautiful young woman's autumn eyes in the garden. He felt that the sudden glance she had just raised up was really like an elegant deer walking quietly through the forest.
