In the office at this time, Wen Sibao saw Xu Tiannan arriving and immediately said to Li Mengxue: "Mengxue! Invincible! You two quickly collect all the information and get out of here!"
After assisting in solving the case, Li Mengxue did not have much favorable impression of Xu Tiannan, because in that case, she was the one who checked the fingerprints. At the same time, she also had a brief contact with Xu Tiannan, but it was only for a few minutes.
After contact, the other party seemed to be able to perform magic tricks and saw through his deep feelings for Wen Si Bao.
Li Mengxue was very nervous now, fearing that Xu Tiannan would read out her inner privacy again, so she packed up the information and prepared to leave. However, her too nervous hands accidentally dropped the information on the floor. When she was about to bend down to pick it up, she noticed that Xu Tiannan
He picked up the things earlier and handed them to his hands. He looked at himself with a wicked smile and said, "Hello! Sister Meng Xue!"
"Hello, hello..." Li Mengxue didn't want to stay for a second longer. She just said a few casual words and was about to leave, but she heard the person behind her calling her again.
"011326!"
"arrive!"
Li Mengxue responded like a reflex, because the other party was calling his own alarm, Xu Tiannan looked at him with a wicked smile and said: "Sister Mengxue, I told you last time, this person is Wen Sibao!
He is the most boring and boring man I have ever seen in this world. If you are with him, the probability of your marriage arriving early will be as high as 83%. I suggest you seriously consider it!"
"What the hell are you talking about!" Li Mengxue blushed with embarrassment and was about to defend when she saw his apprentice standing in front of him. Although Xu Wudi knew how powerful Xu Tiannan was, he was the only one in the entire detachment who did not put his opponent at risk.
The person in his eyes was scratching his head and said: "Hey! Do you know where this place is? Come in without knocking!"
Xu Tiannan smiled and responded: "Of course I know, the Criminal Investigation Detachment is the place where bad guys are caught."
Xu Wudi deliberately said in a rough voice: "If you know, hurry up and get out! We are about to go on a mission to arrest people! Don't get in the way!"
Xu Tiannan looked at the other party with interest and asked: "Oh? Brother, aren't you a forensic doctor? Why are you on the arrest mission of the field team?"
Xu Wudi usually likes to brag when he talks, but now he said in a tone that said he could conquer the world: "Hey! It seems like you have never seen much of the world. You didn't know where you were when I caught the bad guys!"
"So that's it?" Xu Tiannan pretended to be surprised: "I thought you were just a trainee forensic doctor who doesn't have a girlfriend to cook, lives alone, works on the bus and eats junk food all year round, and is often scolded by Li Mengxue!"
Xu Wudi was suddenly startled. The other person's words were all about his pain points. He turned to look at Li Mengxue, with a look of resentment in his eyes, as if he was asking the other person why he wanted to tell so many of his secrets to others.
Li Mengxue waved her hands nervously and whispered to Xu Wudi: "I have never told him about you."
Xu Wudi always believed what his master said. Now that Li Mengxue said so, he had an idea in his mind and immediately said to Xu Tiannan in a rough voice: "Hey, hey, hey! Where did you come from, a charlatan?
You open and close your mouth as if you know me very well! Let me tell you, your tricks of bluffing and deceiving will not work here!"
"Stop talking nonsense! Let's go!" Of course Li Mengxue knew that Xu Tiannan was not a charlatan, but a real expert who could deduce a series of clues from the details of the other party's behavior. She was afraid that the other party would say something again, so she pulled him in panic. The apprentice wanted to leave the office. But it was too late at this time. Xu Tiannan stopped in front of Xu Wudi and said quickly: "Little brother, there are lumps of shower gel on your neck that were not washed last night, which means you are a Single people living alone. If the pores on the nose become clogged and red due to external pressure, it means that you eat greasy junk food all year round, and it also means that no one cooks for you. You are right-handed, but your right trouser pocket There are fresh food stains everywhere, which means you don’t drive, but take the bus to and from get off work. The cigarette stains on your teeth and the half cigarette exposed in your pocket show that you are a heavy smoker. The cuffs of your police uniform The several burnt smoke holes and the intact forensic work clothes indicate that your master Li Mengxue forbids you from smoking in the forensic laboratory. Even when you go out to smoke, you must take off this forensic work clothes. There is a high probability that it is on you. If you return to the laboratory with the smell of cigarette smoke, you will be scolded by the master. So based on all the above clues, it is not difficult to see that you live alone, have sloppy living habits, have no girlfriend, and are often not welcomed by others. I am right. ?"
Xu Wudi's face turned red from suppressing it, and he felt as embarrassed as if he had been stripped naked in broad daylight, but little did he know that this feeling had happened to Master and Wen Sibao many times.
Li Mengxue, who was not surprised at all, didn't want Xu Tiannan to talk any more, so he dragged Xu Wudi out of the office. When the two of them were far away, they could still hear Xu Wudi's unconvincing voice shouting: "Master, please let go."
Let me go, I'm going to have a good battle with that kid! Let me go..."
After the two left, Wen Sibao nervously said to Xu Tiannan: "Tiannan, who asked you to come to my office! It's not like you don't know that our detachment leader doesn't like you!"
However, Xu Tiannan looked as relaxed as if he had returned to his own home. He sat on the table and put his arm around Wen Sibao's shoulders: "Whether you like it or not, you have to face it from now on? But it's you... I said you kid
Why haven't we contacted each other for so long? It turns out that you are just sitting here having an office romance with sister Meng Xue?"
Wen Sibao suppressed his blush and stammered: "You, you, don't talk nonsense! It's okay!"
Xu Tiannan added: "In total, I have met your school girl twice, and I seemed to have accidentally discovered a secret of hers just now."
Wen Sibao's eyes widened and he said: "How...what? You have just met her twice, can you deduce some secrets?"
Xu Tiannan nodded and whispered in a voice that only the other party could hear: "According to my observation, Li Mengxue seems to be interested in you."
"Really...really!" Wen Sibao immediately said excitedly after hearing this: "How did you find out?"
Xu Tiannan said: "Do you still remember that during the last few days when we were handling the case, did you often get close to Murong Shui and even make some obscene and ambiguous jokes?"
Wen Sibao thought for a moment and said, "Well...it seems to be the case, but what does that mean? I treat that guy completely as a man."
After Wen Sibao finished speaking, he looked at Murong Shui and said, "Sorry, I'm so outspoken."
Murong Shui curled his lips and responded with a smile: "It doesn't matter, it's your uncle's."
Xu Tiannan said: "That's it! Sister Meng Xue saw the way you were playing with Murong Shui, and she would definitely mistakenly think that you like this kind of thing, so today she specially wore a pair of height-increasing shoes. Did you just
Didn’t you realize that she is almost the same height as Murong Shui?"
After such a reminder, Wen Sibao finally recalled carefully for a while and said: "This... seems to be such a thing."
"So, because of that misunderstanding, my sister Meng Xue thought that you like tall people like Murong Shui, so she wore a pair of height-increasing shoes today."
Wen Sibao still seemed to be in disbelief and said: "Are you sure?"
Xu Tiannan smiled and said: "If there is only such a thing, of course I am not sure, but I have a complete evidence that the elementary school girl likes you. Do you want to know?"
Wen Sibao had already entered the rhythm of the other party's conversation and nodded hurriedly, but Xu Tiannan changed the subject and said: "In that case, you can help me with something."
When Wen Sibao heard this, he immediately became alert and said, "What's the matter? What do you want to do?"
Xu Tiannan patted the other party's shoulder and said in a relaxed tone: "Don't worry, I won't let you make a principled mistake."
After finishing speaking, Xu Tiannan asked Li Xianglan to tell her about her sister's disappearance, but Wen Sibao looked embarrassed and said: "This matter is not easy to handle! Logically speaking, her sister is still sending text messages with her sister.
Then there is no way to prove that it is a missing person, so it is understandable that the police station did not file a case."
Li Xianglan became anxious when she heard this. She stepped forward and grabbed Wen Sibao's clothes and said urgently: "Officer, I am sure that the person who sent the text message is not my sister! If you don't believe it, arrest the bad boy named Chen Jialuo and confront him.
!I beg you... help me! I am really at my wits end!"
"Sister Xianglan, don't worry." Wen Sibao patiently tried to dissuade the other party: "Today's young people actually like to have fun. Do you think your sister just went out to play with one of her close friends?"
Xu Tiannan burst out laughing, and Wen Sibao asked, "Why are you laughing?"
Xu Tiannan said: "Your thinking is indeed in the same dimension as Murong Shui."
Wen Sibao and Murong Shui said in unison: "Ah? What do you mean?"
"No, it's nothing." Xu Tiannan held back his laughter and stopped explaining. After whispering a few words to Li Xianglan, he asked her to wait outside the office door.
Wen Sibao has seen people who were unable to file cases due to various problems. Some of these people lost money, some were treated unfairly, and some lost relatives. However, they all tried every means to seek help here.
Some even refused to leave because they could not file a case, but the woman named Li Xianglan was dismissed by Xu Tiannan in just a few words. This behavior also puzzled Wen Sibao.
After Li Xianglan walked out of the office, Xu Tiannan sat down with her and explained: "Brother, I know that this kind of situation where the case cannot be filed is really difficult to handle, so I brought her here today just to make her give up. After all, no matter what
You are also a people's policeman, so I can't cause trouble for you as a friend, right?"
When Wen Sibao heard this, he looked the other person up and down, narrowed his eyes and said, "Why do I feel that these words have changed after they come out of your mouth? Xu Tiannan, what do you want to do here today?"
"Hi! No, no, you're worrying too much!" Xu Tiannan said with a relaxed look: "I just came to see you after a long time, but it also makes the sister named Li Xianglan give up. After all, I'm just an ordinary person.
University teacher, solving crimes must be left to professionals like you."
"But I feel like you are a little unusual today..."
Before Wen Sibao could finish his words, he was interrupted by Xu Tiannan, "Stop it! Don't say so many useless things. Do you still want to know about Li Mengxue?"
After saying this, Wen Sibao immediately changed his attitude and whispered: "Yeah, yeah! You say it!"
As if he was deliberately showing off, Xu Tiannan was not in a hurry to explain to the other party. Instead, he picked up his mobile phone and sent a text message on his own. It was not until the other party urged him repeatedly that he slowly sat up and picked up the four-digit text on the table.
Bao's cell phone turned to the back, revealing a monster cell phone case pattern with teeth and claws. He asked with a smile: "Is this cell phone case given to you by Li Mengxue?"
"Hmm? How did you know?"
Xu Tiannan said: "Because when I came in just now, I saw a phone case of the same style on Li Mengxue's cell phone."
Wen Sibao wondered: "How come? I remember her mobile phone case is a girl, right? I am a green-skinned monster, what is the connection between the two? Besides, she said this when she gave me this mobile phone case.
, that was a gift from her online shopping, so she gave it to me if she didn’t like it.”
"You are such a person..." Xu Tiannan sighed and clicked a few times on his phone to find out what he was searching for. Then a page popped up on the screen, with the title being a ranking list of the most popular online games in the past two years.
.
Wen Sibao was even more confused now, "Why are you showing me the game? What is CP?"
Xu Tiannan patiently explained: "I don't blame you if you don't know. After all, your mental age has reached the age of soaking wolfberries in a thermos cup. I won't explain to you about this game. You won't listen anyway."
Got it, let me focus on telling you about this cp, well... in words you can understand, they are lovers, do you understand? "
"Couple?" Wen Sibao's eyes widened, and he suddenly saw an unusually eye-catching photo of a couple in the ranking list. The grinning green-skinned monster in the photo was named 'Sal', which was exactly the name on his phone case.
The pattern, and next to the green-skinned monster, is a human girl with blond hair and blue eyes named 'Gianna' holding a staff. The pattern of this girl is very familiar to Wen Si Bao. It is Li Mengxue's mobile phone case.
It seems that this couple is telling a cross-species love story.
Seeing this, Wen Sibao's heart was beating fast, and he said with uncontrollable excitement: "This, this... is this true?"
Xu Tiannan nodded, "Yes, so Li Mengxue has already changed your mobile phone cases into couple models without your knowledge. According to my guess, your next step is couple watches. The next step... you don't need to teach me.
Come on!"
Wen Sibao has always liked Li Mengxue, a younger junior sister, but due to his timidity about emotional matters, the two of them have always been getting along like this, but the four words "I like you"
It was a simple matter but no one had ever spoken first. After hearing such an analysis, his whole body began to get excited, but what Xu Tiannan said next made his heart sink to the bottom.
"What a person you are!" Xu Tiannan suddenly and seriously opened Wen Sibao's phone case, and an ID card jingled out.
"How many times have I told you! No! No! Don't hide your ID card in your phone case like a middle-aged man! Can you look like a young man with sunshine? I am now solemnly warning you
You, if you continue like this, Li Mengxue will one day despise you, believe it or not?"
"this……"
Wen Sibao had been excited for less than half a minute, but his mood immediately became heavy. Then he picked up his ID card, looked around, and finally stuffed it into the work permit he had just applied for.
This chapter has been completed!