Zhang Yuanqing's mood at this moment can only be described with two words: "fuck".
Lao Bangzi didn't return to the spiritual realm, but he still started eating at my house?
He said in his heart that you are a majestic mountain goddess, how can the simple food and food in a humble house enter your eyes? You should hurry up and go back to the spiritual realm.
To be honest, although Empress Sandaoshan behaved as a "righteous god" should, Zhang Yuanqing was still extremely afraid of her and was instinctively nervous and restrained in front of her.
On the one hand, low-ranking people are instinctively afraid when facing high-ranking people. On the other hand, before killing the copy, Zhang Yuanqing was deeply afraid of Lao Bangzi and regarded her as an imaginary enemy.
And even now, he and Lao Bangzi have only met three times, and that feeling of fear will not be eliminated so quickly.
This Mountain Goddess was an ancient goddess of sun travel and did not have the three views of modern people. In front of her, Zhang Yuanqing did not have the confidence to be a "top student" when facing Elder Dog.
As a rising star in the Five Elements Alliance, even if he rubs the head of the elder angrily, the elder will tolerate it.
But if you try rubbing Lao Bangzi’s head, I’ll blow your head off with my backhand.
The family seemed to understand something when they saw Motoko's suddenly stiff expression and the way he stopped at the entrance, not daring to enter the house. They thought to themselves that this kid doesn't know how to use two things.
As the heir to the scum of the family, it doesn't seem strange that he would do something like this.
The first scum of the family looked at Blood Rose with a cold expression, then at Guan Ya whose expression immediately dropped, and finally looked at Zhang Yuanqing and said in disbelief:
"Here, these two are girlfriends?
"It's very impressive. He deserves to be the successor of my mantle. He has the same demeanor as I did back then."
"Does it have the same demeanor you had back then? What kind of demeanor? Please explain clearly!" My aunt's eyes widened.
"I'm kidding," my uncle was stunned.
Girlfriend? Old uncle, are you kidding me? How can I, your nephew, deserve such a girlfriend? If you insist on bringing it up, I will only be in front of others. Zhang Yuanqing’s heart tightened, and he instinctively looked at Lao Bangzi for fear.
Her uncle's unrestrained words angered her.
Fortunately, Empress Sandaoshan had withdrawn her gaze, continued to enjoy the food, and said calmly:
"Don't be nervous, I will leave after finishing the meal."
She was trying to appease Yuanshi Tianzun.
But to the ears of the family, these words seemed to be a calm warning from a high-ranking girl, and the atmosphere became even more embarrassing for a while.
After eating and leaving, Zhang Yuanqing felt slightly relieved. He coughed hard and introduced:
"Grandpa, grandma, this is my girlfriend Guan Ya."
At the same time, he understood the reason why the atmosphere at the dinner table was so awkward. The family regarded Lao Bangzi as his girlfriend.
Guan Ya forced a smile and said:
"Grandpa and grandma."
She glanced at Yuanshi's family, and when she saw Jiang Yuyi, who had a round face and a sweet face, her expression suddenly solidified.
She knew this girl and had dealt with her in the obstetrics and gynecology department of Pingtai Hospital. Guan Ya suddenly had the urge to run away from the door, but Zhang Yuanqing held her tightly.
——Zhang Yuanqing obviously felt that Guan Ya's hand stiffened, and he exerted force silently, as if he wanted to throw it away.
Grandma glanced at Guan Ya, said "Hmm" with a straight face, and said in a tone of "I was too embarrassed, so I didn't know how to respond, so I had to be indifferent":
"Sit down and eat."
After saying that, she vaguely felt that her grandson's second boat seemed familiar, but she couldn't remember it for a while.
The grandfather's wrinkled old face showed no expression. He nodded sternly as a greeting, and then glanced at his grandson without leaving any trace.
The righteous retired police chief was already thinking about how to clean up after dinner.
Jiang Yuyi's cheeks suddenly bulged up, and he took a deep look at Guan Ya.
She lowered her head to eat, her eyes moving rapidly, as if she was planning something.
What are these things? My life mentor didn’t teach me how to deal with such a situation. Zhang Yuanqing took a deep breath, forced Guan Ya to sit down, and said to his aunt:
"Auntie, it was Guan Ya who helped me with my cousin's promotion last time."
When the aunt heard this, her attitude changed drastically. It turned out that this girl was helping her son. She was slightly hostile to Guan Ya just now.
"Guan Ya, right? I'm Motoko's aunt. Oh, the little girl is so handsome. She matches my Motoko very well."
Auntie enthusiastically served Guan Ya some food and asked her for her welfare, which made Lao Siji feel a little more comfortable and forced out a faint smile.
The atmosphere warmed up a little, and Zhang Yuanqing took advantage of the situation and said:
"Guan Ya is my girlfriend, this one, this one"
He glanced at Lao Bangzi and explained to his family:
"This is my friend."
A friend came to the house for dinner without saying a word? And he was able to enter the house and even knew the password of the house? Grandma didn't believe it and just looked at her grandson coldly.
The police chief's grandfather obviously didn't believe it either.
Lao Bangzi, who was chewing slowly, stopped his chopsticks, looked at Zhang Yuanqing, frowned and said:
"What does girlfriend mean?"
Although she didn't speak, she could see the changes in the expressions of these mortals.
Huh? She doesn't know what "girlfriend" means? Zhang Yuanqing was stunned for a moment, this is different from what he thought.
If Lao Bangzi knows the concept of "girlfriend", then there will be no problem if he explains the interpersonal relationship clearly.
On the other hand, if Lao Bangzi knew that a "girlfriend" was a fiancée, she, an ancient person and a high-ranking mountain goddess, would definitely feel offended.
——These ordinary people actually think that I am the fiancée of the ant Yuanshi Tianzun?
What a disgrace, let’s destroy the whole family!
Well, Lao Bangzi probably wouldn't do such a thing, but making her unhappy is a fatal thing in itself. Zhang Yuanqing explained seriously:
"A close female friend."
Lao Bangzi nodded slightly and continued to enjoy his dinner.
Zhang Yuanqing turned his head, looked at Guan Ya, and performed a set of expression exercises on her.
He planned to comfort Guan Ya first, tell her the "true face" of Blood Rose, and eliminate Lao Siji's unhappiness.
If Yuan Shi secretly used the Infernal Corpse to pretend to be his girlfriend, and if he really had any unusual relationship with that spiritual servant, then there really would be no need to invite me home for dinner, let alone cause such an oolong. His series of expressions told
I, he has an unspeakable secret now. He is very afraid, no, afraid of his own infernal corpse, but this is unreasonable.
Guan Ya silently read Yuan Shi's micro-expressions, relying on her insight ability to make an analysis in her mind.
Let's hear how he explains later. Guan Ya is obviously not an unreasonable girl. She took a deep breath, smiled and said to her aunt:
"With a little effort, Chief Chen has excellent professional skills and his promotion is based on his true ability. I'm just a small favor."
"That's awesome." Auntie smiled broadly, "By the way, what does your family do?"
Without waiting for Guan Ya to answer, my aunt glanced at Lao Bangzi opposite, thinking of her answer just now, she quickly changed the topic:
"Eat, eat."
Zhang Yuanqing also said: "Eat, eat."
He wanted to wait until Lao Bangzi had eaten well and returned to the spiritual realm before explaining to Guan Ya and his family.
Although the accident of Lao Bangzi staying at the dinner table caught him off guard, overall, it was not a big problem.
At this time, the aunt, who was holding her job and had been silent, looked at Lao Bangzi and explained seriously:
"A girlfriend is a lover and a fiancée."
Lao Bangzi's posture while picking up vegetables froze, and his expression was slightly cold.
"!!!" Zhang Yuanqing looked at his aunt with a dull expression, thinking that he was an aunt and a nephew, so there was no need for you to stab me in the back, right?!
He looked at Lao Bangzi cautiously.
Yuan Shi seemed to be frightened. Guan Ya glanced at him, feeling secretly worried. Although Yuan Shi did not explain the situation, she already understood that something was wrong at this dinner, and she was not angry anymore.
Jiang Yuyi didn't seem to notice his nephew's pale face. He turned to look at Guan Ya and said in surprise:
"Hey, I saw you in the obstetrics and gynecology department, and you asked me how to prepare for pregnancy. I never heard Motoko say that she would have a baby so soon."
As soon as these words came out, everyone except Lao Bangzi looked at Guan Ya.
Grandpa and grandma's expressions darkened.
Chen Yuanjun looked surprised. He did not expect the goddess of the Kangyang District Public Security Bureau to be such a woman with such a wild private life.
I went to the obstetrics and gynecology department and was preparing for pregnancy. Motoko, my girlfriend and my aunt I had recently dated, also silently stopped smiling.
"!!!"
Guan Ya sat there with a stiff posture, her pretty face turned red and white, and she was angry and anxious. She wanted to defend herself, but she didn't know how to explain it. Moreover, if the person concerned tried to explain this kind of thing, it would only get darker and darker.
This aunt from Yuanshi, with just one sentence, her image was completely ruined.
Guan Ya has lived for more than twenty years and has never encountered such an embarrassing thing.
Zhang Yuanqing just breathed a sigh of relief because Lao Bangzi was not angry. After hearing this, he looked at his aunt again with a dull expression and said to his aunt and nephew, there is no need for you to stab me in the back again and again, right?!
In the silent silence, Lao Bangzi put down his chopsticks, stood up Yingying, and said coldly:
"Thank you for your hospitality. The food in this world is very delicious. I am very satisfied. I will take my leave now."
Zhang Yuanqing couldn't care less about comforting Guan Ya, so he stood up in a hurry and said:
"The door is over here, I, I will see you off"
He didn't want his family to see Lao Bangzi enter the bedroom and return.
Lao Bangzi gave him a neutral look: "Yes!"
Zhang Yuanqing immediately ran to the bedroom, opened the drawer, took out the magic pestle and hid it in his pocket. Under the blank gaze of the family, he opened the security door and made a gesture of invitation.
Lao Bangzi walked lightly through the living room, the entrance hall, and walked out of the house.
Zhang Yuanqing led her to the corridor, avoiding the blind spot of surveillance, and let out a long breath:
"Congratulations to your Majesty."
Empress Sandaoshan looked at her silently, "It seems that I am causing you trouble."
Zhang Yuanqing lowered his head and said continuously:
"It's as sweet as glutinous rice, it's as sweet as glutinous rice."
The Empress of Sandao Mountain nodded slightly, and the next second, golden light surged from Blood Rose's body, illuminating the dark corridor. Then, the surging golden light rushed into the Demon-Conquering Pestle, and then dissipated, and the corridor returned to darkness.
Phew, finally sent away. Zhang Yuanqing muttered in his heart, controlled Blood Rose to stand by in the corridor, and then returned home with the Demon-Conquering Pestle.
He had just opened the security door, and before he even stepped into the living room, he heard his grandmother say:
"Guan Ya, I remembered that when A Bing disappeared, you were the one who came to take notes, right? You and Motoko were at that time."
Grandma did not finish her words, but her expression was full of distrust: "You are a member of society, how can you help my cabbage? He is still a child."
Guan Ya was silent for a moment. She really couldn't stay any longer, so she stood up and said:
"Sorry, I have something else to do. Let's eat some other time."
She held on to her last demeanor, nodded to the two old men, then picked up her bag, quickly passed by Zhang Yuanqing, and left Chen's house.
The family did not try to persuade him to stay, but looked at Zhang Yuanqing silently.
Zhang Yuanqing looked at his aunt silently, and after a long while, he gritted his teeth and said:
"What a sin~"
He turned around and went out to chase Guan Ya.
"What are these things!" Grandpa slapped his chopsticks on the table angrily.
The whole family looked solemn, but Jiang Yubai was heartless and smiled as he greeted everyone to eat:
"Eat, eat, Mom, the soup you made today is really delicious."
The night is dark, the sun has just sunk below the horizon, and the heat of the day remains in the night air.
"Sister Guan Ya, Sister Guan Ya"
In front of the blue sports car, Zhang Yuanqing grabbed Guan Ya, who was angry, embarrassed and ashamed, and said, "Listen to my explanation."
Guan Ya threw away his hand angrily, stared, and said:
"Explain what? Explain why you let your own corpse pretend to be your girlfriend and sit at the dining table? Explain why your aunt is targeting me? There is no need to explain anything. What is the relationship between us? I don't need your explanation."
In the dim light of the street lights in the neighborhood, her bright autumn eyes were gleaming with water, as if she was about to cry. She was angry and embarrassed, with self-destruction and a trace of grievance.
Zhang Yuanqing was stunned. He was used to seeing her smiling and pretending to be old Si Ji, used to seeing her handle affairs competently and maturely, and used to seeing her showing the image of an independent and strong woman in daily life.
Suddenly seeing her showing the anxiety and grievance of a little girl, Zhang Yuanqing's heart softened for no reason.
He doesn't need the guidance of a life coach, he understands what it feels like to be in love.
Love is the tenderness that bursts out when your heart is softened by a girl.
If a woman with rich social experience and profound experience acts like a little girl in front of you, why don't you love her?
Guan Ya waited for a long time, but did not get his explanation. She felt depressed and said angrily:
"Go away!"
She broke free from his hand, opened the door and got into the car.
Zhang Yuanqing hurriedly got into the sports car and said it was better in the car than outside.