Chapter five hundred and seventy seventh terrible laughing aunt
Feng Yifei was stunned for a moment, all because Xie Chaohua was so fat. The two strong men stood side by side and were close to each other. They were probably only as wide as hers. Under their waists, which were as thick as giant pillars, there were two millstones.
The pile of meat is still very warped.
Xie Chaohua also noticed someone coming and turned around suddenly. Her neck was no longer visible, just a pile of fat that was stacked together and shaking.
This person is really strangely ugly, so ugly that he has never been seen before. He may even be unmatched in the future, or even in the entire generation.
I have never seen a woman with such a ferocious appearance. Her big face looked like a tiger's head printed on a sesame sesame cake, full of murderous intent.
Her hair seems to be naturally curly, slightly yellowish, but not smooth, as if it is held together by wires. The Golden Retriever Lion King in movies and TV shows does not have as wild a hairstyle as hers.
He had a big face like a chopping board and was heavily covered with makeup. As soon as he turned around, the white foundation and red rouge fell straight down, and the whole body trembled like waves.
She was also covered with heavy fragrant powder. The smell was not seductive, but rather "robust". There was also a faint smell mixed in, like rotten fruits. The smell of the fragrant powder and the smell of the fragrant powder were in conflict with each other.
, causing great impact on other people's noses, making people want to turn around and run away after smelling it.
Feng Yifei's five senses are far better than ordinary people, and his sense of smell is also extremely sensitive. When he smelled it, he felt a little dizzy, his stomach was churning, and a stream of air rushed from his stomach straight into his throat. If he hadn't held back, he would have almost died.
She wanted to spit it out, but Xie Chaohua's body odor was actually worse than poison.
It was clear that Xie Chaohua was smiling, but her big mouth seemed to want to devour anyone. There were also a few dazzling gold teeth flashing inside. The teeth were larger than ordinary people, and those teeth were probably eight taels in length.
gold.
She doesn't look like a pig, but more like a duck.
A big fat duck.
The pectoralis major muscles were far larger than those of ordinary people, like two pieces of stone mill, the kind that could slap someone to death. The head was protruding, the belly was protruding, and the waist was thick. Just standing there, his whole body was shaking.
Her appearance was so impressive that Feng Yifei felt like he would have nightmares at night.
Seeing the dog Taoist dressed as Feng Yifei, Xie Chaohua's big grin suddenly closed, and the smile faded away, leaving only a small cherry mouth and a little red lips, which could be opened and closed freely and seamlessly.
The small eyes squeezed by the fat mass on his face flashed with a cold light.
But it was only for a moment that she laughed again, her small cherry mouth turned into a bloody mouth again, and her eyes were almost invisible due to the accumulation of fat on her face.
Feng Yifei's heart skipped a beat, this reaction was very wrong!
Even if the Dog Taoist came and ruined her good fortune of getting close to Cui Luoshang, she would not look at the Dog Taoist with such eyes. His eyes were indescribably cold and had a hint of murderous intent.
After all, Dog Taoist was her colleague and Ling Luoshi's confidant. How could she treat him so coldly?
Feng Yifei immediately thought of a possibility, whether because of her sinful favorability, she was caught off guard and revealed a clue.
Could it be that she is actually a decent person?
Is the General's Fort in Lingluoshi a winery? Did so many people infiltrate it?
Could it be that Xie Chaohua was a trap set up by Mr. Zhuge to support Brother Cui, so she deliberately approached him under the pretense of admiration?
But it doesn't make sense. If that's the case, she should know Brother Cui's identity and directly transmit the message into the secret to explain the situation. Why does Brother Cui act so embarrassed? It's not like he's pretending at all.
"It turns out it's Old Dog. You're here to have a drink with Xiao Cui again? The general will summon me to discuss matters later. It's not a good time to drink!" Xie Chaohua said with a hideous smile.
Cui Lueshang slapped his palm and said, "Oh, I forgot about it. Brother Dog has something to discuss with me. Thank you, Miss. You can go on your own."
Xie Chaohua got close to him and pushed him with her fat body, "I won't leave. I'm leaving. What do you want me to do?"
Cui Lueshang couldn't hold it any longer, straightened his face, and shouted, "I'm in a bad mood, please stop bothering me!"
Unexpectedly, this scolding caused Xie Chaohua to react extremely excitedly. She cried out in a coquettish voice, "Oh my god! You scolded me! You are finally willing to scold me! I love those who beat me, and I love those who scold me! You don't pay attention to me."
, why are you scolding me? You scold me, it’s for my own good! I understand! I know! Oh my God, I really love you so much that it kills your manliness!"
As he said this, he was still overjoyed, and he shyly held the orchid with his fingers, half-covering his lower body, and lowered his head.
Ordinary women's fingers really look like orchids when pinching orchids. Her fingers, which are as thick as carrots, look like swollen pig's trotters when pinched.
Not to mention the face, even the chin cannot be covered.
Feng Yifei couldn't help his stomach churning, but he still had to put on a smile on his face, but he didn't know what to say, so he could only smile awkwardly.
Cui Lueshang seemed to have been struck by lightning, his whole body was so burnt on the outside and tender on the inside that he froze in place.
Xie Chaohua immediately approached him and kissed him hard on the face.
The sound of "sip" is crisp and clear.
Feng Yifei felt an electric current rush from his spine to his brain, and goosebumps appeared all over his body. When Xie Chaohua kissed him, it was as if he had bitten Cui Lueshang, and the small mouth that was originally shrinking could bloom like a morning glory.
Open it, completely covering Cui Lueshang's cheek.
Brother Cui, you have suffered!
People are nicknamed Laughing Auntie because she is a comedian, but Xie Chaohua's Laughing Auntie is actually a dinosaur, a dinosaur covered in thick makeup and thick rouge, and is carnivorous.
Cui Lueshang was caught off guard by such a sudden attack. His eyes were dull and empty, as if he had been hit hard.
Feng Yifei estimated that Cui Lueshang was feeling like a bucket of ice water that had been stored in the refrigerator for a year or two fell from the sky and was drenched from head to toe.
Xie Chaohua's speed was also fast enough that Cui Lueshang, who was good at Qinggong, had no time to dodge.
Luckily it was just a kiss on the face.
If Feng Yifei felt that he was in a different place, he was afraid that he would feel as if his heart had been stung by a scorpion in an instant. His eyes would darken, his head would tilt, and he would faint immediately.
Xie Chaohua succeeded with "one blow" and said to Cui Luoshang in a faint voice that sounded thinner than Huang Hua's, "If you don't want me to be here, I won't stay here. I'll see you later."
After saying that, he flew out like a big flying elephant.
Cui Lueshang's lips trembled, and he seemed to have come back to his senses. The muscles on his face twitched, "Let's talk in the room."
Feng Yifei followed him into the house. Cui Lueshang picked up the wine bag and drank several gulps before calming down. He said through the message, "Although she is an enemy, I am a man. I can't say bad words and ridicule to a woman."
Her appearance..."
"I understand, you don't need to explain this Brother Cui." Feng Yifei said with a smile.
"Thankfully you came back quickly. Ling Luoshi will convene a meeting in half an hour. If you don't come, you won't be able to hide it anymore," Cui Lueshang said.
"Brother Cui, thank you for your hard work." Feng Yifei nodded, "Will Ling Luoshi definitely go out today?"
"Well." Cui Lueshang took another sip of wine, "Today is the eighth day of the Lunar New Year. In the afternoon, Ling Luoshi will go to Yangyue Temple with his wife and children to burn incense and pray. Song Hongnan has always felt that his killing was too serious, but he could not dissuade him, so
Chapter completed!