Master Shikong felt so miserable. If he could not complete the ritual for the emperor this time, he would definitely be despised and spurned by countless ministers.

"What happened today? Why do I have diarrhea like this? Could it be that I have a bad stomach?"

"No, I ate those pickled meats a few days ago and it didn't cause any problems. Why do I have a stomachache after eating them today?"

Master Shikong frowned tightly, feeling very depressed.

He had squatted until his feet were weak.

For two whole hours, four hours, Master Shikong has been squatting here. Can his feet not be numb?

"No, no matter what, I must go and complete the rituals for the emperor today. Is it rare that the emperor values ​​me so much? If I gain the emperor's satisfaction, maybe the emperor will name me the Great Master of Dingguo, and I, Chen Man, will rise to the top in the future.

Got it!"

Thinking of this, Relief suddenly felt a little more motivated, and wanted to get up and do something for Li Shimin.

However, as soon as he stood up, before he could even pull up his pants, his feet went weak and he fell into the 'Aoli' behind him.

"Pfft... Wow, help, is there anyone? Help me, I am Master Shi Kong, I am Master Shi Kong!"

Master Shikong, who fell into Aoliji, immediately called out in a hurry.

Just at this time, Du Ruhui passed by the latrine door and heard Master Shikong's cry for help, so he quickly asked: "Master Shikong, what's wrong with you? Could it be that you were kidnapped in the latrine?"

Du Ruhui outside the door was very anxious.

Master Shi Kong said: "No, listen to the voice, you are Duke Lai Guo, right? Duke Lai Guo, come in quickly and save me!"

"Save you? What happened to you? The emperor is still waiting for you to perform a ritual and complete the bet between him and the eighth prince! So how could you act like this? This is simply outrageous!"

Du Ruhui was outside the door, cursing Master Shikong.

However, Master Shikong said bitterly: "Mr. Lai Guo, you don't know something. I fell into a latrine because of diarrhea!"

"What?"

Du Ruhui was shocked for a moment, then sighed and said: "Master Shiran, please wait a moment, I am going to report to the emperor and ask the emperor to save you!"

"Go quickly and come back quickly, you must be quick! Mr. Lai Guo!"

…

Du Ruhui returned to Tai Chi Palace and told Li Shimin about Master Shi Kong falling into Aoli.

Li Shimin was immediately frightened and ejected from his chair.

What the hell? How could Master Shi Kong fall into Aulai?

He went to the hut without any problems, but why did he fall into Aoli's house?

"Come here, go to the latrine to meet Master Shikong!"

Don't drown.

This was Li Shimin's last thought when he left.

…

"Hahaha, Master Shikong fell into Aulai, hahaha... I laughed to death!"

Li Chengfeng looked at the figures of Li Shimin and others gradually disappearing, and he started laughing.

Li Lizhi, on the other hand, looked at Li Chengfeng with doubts on her face and said, "Brother Feng'er, may I ask, what is the Aoli Gei? How come Master Shikong fell into the Aoli Gei?"

"Haha, Sister Changle, besides Aoli, what else do you think there is in the latrine?"

"Ah? So it's that thing! Eh, it's so disgusting!"

Li Lizhi suddenly felt goosebumps.

In fact, Aoligei means shit.

This is also one of the popular Internet terms in the 21st century, but Li Chengfeng took it over and used it!

Now Li Lizhi has also learned the meaning of the word Aoliji.

Moreover, there is also Damn it, are you crazy? There is something, and other words such as this. Li Lizhi has learned it from Li Chengfeng.

After all, those who are close to red are red and those who are close to ink are black. Friends who play with Li Chengfeng will inevitably be infected with some advanced tone and word choice.

"Good guy, brother Feng'er, the power of your laxative is really too strong. It actually directly injected Master Shi Kong into Aoli, haha!"

Li Lizhi also laughed.

In fact, she respected Master Shi Kong very much before. Later, when she saw Master Shi Kong breaking his precepts and eating meat, and combined with what he had done before, Li Lizhi felt that Master Shi Kong and his disciple had a false reputation, which immediately made her feel disgusted.

Li Chengfeng smiled and said: "Of course, the Super Invincible Abdominal Pain Laxative is no joke! The incubation period of that thing takes half an hour. After half an hour, hey, that's the end of Master Shikong!"

"Haha, it seems that you won the bet between Feng'er and Father today!"

"Of course!"

Li Chengfeng put his hands around his chest, with a confident expression on his face.

On the side, Li Yuan scratched Li Chengfeng's nose and said, "Good boy, it turns out that it was you who caused Master Shikong's diarrhea, right?"

"Uh, haha! You discovered it, grandpa!"

Li Chengfeng and Li Lizhi laughed awkwardly.

Li Yuan shook his head and smiled, saying: "What two naughty guys!"

"Grandpa, don't be angry. We disturbed the rituals in Taiji Palace. We won't dare to do it again! Please don't tell my father about this!"

Li Lizhi looked at Li Yuan with some fear.

Li Yuan smiled and shook his head, saying: "It's okay, Chang Le, just be happy with you and Feng'er! In fact, I don't advocate Buddhism as much as your father, and it doesn't matter to grandpa whether I do it or not. I don't live in

Tai Chi Palace? Is it possible that by doing a ritual, I can live in heaven?"

"Haha, that's right. Grandpa, just based on your words, you can bring the electric fan to me tomorrow and I will help you fix it!"

"Okay, I've been waiting for your words too!"

"Hahaha……"

Everyone looked at each other and immediately started laughing.

…

In the end, Li Shimin still failed to get his wish and allowed Master Shikong to complete the rituals in Tai Chi Palace.

Because Master Shikong fell into the Aoliji, his body was covered with Aoliji, and it was all over his cassock.

It's not bad without the cassock. As long as Master Shikong cleans himself and changes his clothes, he can continue to perform rituals.

But then Li Shimin discovered that after Master Shikong finished going to the latrine, he couldn't stand still.

As soon as you stand up, you will fall down.

Now that everything is like this? How can he still perform rituals?

In addition, Master Shikong still suffered from severe abdominal pain. He felt that his body had been hollowed out, and the result was still uncomfortable.

Master Shikong had never felt so uncomfortable, so he thought that his bacon must have gone bad, and he felt so bad after eating it.

Thinking of this, Master Shikong couldn't help but slapped himself twice, and then cursed to himself: "I made you greedy, I made you greedy! Now it's better, have you made the emperor angry? Do you still want to be promoted and make a fortune? Just dream on it.

!”

…

Of course, Li Chengfeng won the bet between Li Chengfeng and Li Shimin.

And Li Shimin also lost an iron mine to Li Chengfeng.
Chapter completed!