Xu Mang sat on the sofa while watching TV while eating a big bowl of noodles.

Half an hour later,

A short woman suddenly jumped out of Xu Mang's room, holding a rolling pin in her hand, shouting at Xu Mang: "Are you an idiot? I've been waiting for you in the room for more than half an hour, and you are actually lying on the sofa watching TV?"

Fuck

So here?

This is damn

Xu Mang looked at Yang Xiaoman who was angry and didn't know what to do for a moment, so he said carefully: "When I opened the door, I shouted, why didn't you reply to me?"

"Don't you want to give you a surprise?" Yang Xiaoman exploded with anger, waved her rolling pin and threatened: "Today you must give me an explanation, otherwise you won't want to live today!"

Xu Mang: Embarrassing

Too cruel!

This woman is indeed going crazy!

In the face of dignity and survival, Xu Mang chose to live in the world. Without saying a word, he pulled Xiaoman into his arms and said softly: "We both are like this, what else can we say?"

Xiaoman shrank in his arms and said twitchingly: "If you say too much, go, like you."

At this time,

Xiaoman leaned over to Xu Mang's ear and said softly, and a red glow suddenly appeared on his face.

"Little Man?"

"Does your parents know that you are such a woman?" Xu Mang said helplessly: "I didn't expect that there was such a dirty heart hidden under your pure surface."

Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said silently: "I am also a normal person, okay?"

"No, no!"

"A normal person is not as good as you." Xu Mang said with a smile: "First of all, it's not normal here."

Xu Mang's hands directly covered the plain.

"I originally wanted to let you go and save you a bad life, but" Yang Xiaoman took out a notepad with expressionless expression and said calmly: "Now we will calculate the new and old accounts together, which records the total number of times you hung up my phone and the reason for you in Jiangda."

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and looked at Yang Xiaoman's serious look, feeling a hint of chill, and his hand couldn't help but reach to her waist.

Bang!

"Discuss you on serious matters, don't touch me." Yang Xiaoman patted Xu Mang's hand that came out and glared viciously: "It's too late to do such a thing now!"

After the words,

Yang Xiaoman began to tell the story of Xu Mang's despicable things during the Jiangda period.

Every time I talk about something,

A hint of anger will add to Xiaoman's face, and his originally handsome little face will become a little distorted.

for a long time,

Yang Xiaoman put away his 'death notes', looked up at Xu Mang, who looked desperate, and said softly: "Tell me, how do you want to die?"

""

"I want to be so handsome." Xu Mang tilted his head and jumped out a nutritious word.

(*￣︿￣)Accumulating anger~

(￣e(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣衣/) Beat you to death!!!

After a beat up,

The two returned to their original state, lying on the sofa together, and scattering food to the air madly.

Xu Mang covers the plains,

Xiaoman holds a handle,

There was a peaceful fragrance in the air.

"well?"

"Tomorrow's weekend, you can talk to dad." Yang Xiaoman said gently in his arms: "Don't you have a scientific research project that requires money? Tomorrow, parents are here, so let's talk about this."

"oh"

This night is very harmonious

Early in the morning,

Yang's mother returned home early. As soon as she opened the door, she saw a scene that made her ashamed. There were two pairs of slippers and some scattered clothes on the side of the sofa. From the bulge of the quilt, the two hugged each other, after all, the sofa was only a small area in total.

well

Young people today!

In desperation,

Yang's mother could only close the door quietly and prepare to stay somewhere else for a while.

It happens,

When Yang Jian came back, he saw his wife leaving, and asked curiously: "Why are you going out again?"

"What's going out!"

"I just came back." Yang's mother glanced at her and said angrily: "You don't go in, it's not appropriate to go in now."

"how?"

"What else is wrong with my own family?" Yang Jian said curiously without understanding his wife's words for a while.

Yang's mother glanced at her: "Why do you talk so much nonsense? Just tell me not to go in."

""

Yang Jian said helplessly: "Is Xiao Xu back?"

"right!"

"What kind of storm can Xiaoman cause by himself?" Yang Xiaoman sighed, thought for a while, and said, "I have to buy Xiao Xu some ingredients to nourish his body, and give him some good health. Only when I have good health can I make up for the grandson of a fat boy."

After the words,

Glanced at Yang Jian.

"You make up for it too!" Yang's mother said: "Did you hear it?"

""

"I don't need it anymore." Yang Jian said innocently, "My health is OK."

"Well enough?"

"I just ate a piece of braised pork cooked by Xiaoman and got food poisoning. Xiao Xu ate all of them in his stomach and had diarrhea." Yang's mother said, "You have the same physical fitness and good face as you say."

Yang Jian was a little embarrassed.

Nine o'clock in the morning,

Yang Xiaoman gradually woke up. When she opened her eyes and found that Xu Mang was still sleeping, she couldn't help but feel a red glow, remembering what happened last night. Although the two had not crossed the boundary of the Chu River, the two sides fought to the point where they were inseparable from the Chu River.

Simply put,

All you need to do is do, and you will be the last step away from winning the game!

By the way,

What time is it?

Yang Xiaoman opened her phone and looked at the time, almost scared to death.

After hurriedly put on his clothes, he washed up briefly, and secretly looked at the situation outside through the cat's eyes. Then he saw his mother coming back with the food.

call!

Very dangerous

Open the door,

Yang's mother glanced at Xu Mang, who was still sleeping on the sofa, and frowned.

"mom"

"He was a little tired yesterday." Yang Xiaoman said whimperingly: "So I slept a little late, and he usually got up quite early."

"Mom knows it."

"So my mother went to the vegetable market to buy big things, and helped Xiao Xu to replenish her body at noon and evening," Yang's mother said with a deep expression.

hiss!

Have a problem

I feel like my mom knows something
Chapter completed!