Chapter 356: Life is Very Ordinary (3/3, Invincible Little Sword of the Universe(1/2)
He parked his car in front of the school building. Since there were really no parking spaces in the parking lot, he had no choice but to do so. Of course, Xu Mang also had a little selfishness. He wanted to give these simple students an appreciation experience worth four million
The Widow Maker.
"Hello!"
"You did it on purpose, right?" Yang Xiaoman sat in the car, glanced at Xu Mang who was unbuckling his seat belt, and said angrily: "If you can't find anyone to appreciate your car, just look for the juniors in high school.
, why are you so vain?"
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"What are you doing?" Xu Mang said with an unhappy face, "Do you have any questions?"
"snort!"
"And how are you dressed?" Yang Xiaoman asked Xu Mang.
Yang Xiaoman has always been disgusted with Xu Mang's dressing. He subverts his own pursuit of beauty and mixes colors randomly. In summer, his upper body is dressed in lemon essence and his lower body is in a pair of red trousers, which is even more disgusting.
I have a pair of slippers throughout the summer, only changing into sandals when driving.
"how?"
"Is there a problem with wearing a down jacket in cold weather?" Xu Mang said with disdain: "A Captain America-themed down jacket costs more than a thousand yuan!"
"It's not your down jacket problem."
"Why are you wearing coconut shoes on a cold day?" Yang Xiaoman said with a black line on his face: "Isn't it cold?"
Xu Mang chuckled: "I wore two pairs of socks, and I asked the customer service of the socks seller. Wearing two pairs of socks will not affect my driving a Porsche."
idiot!
What an idiot!
Yang Xiaoman wanted to strangle Xu Mang to death. All his behaviors were inconsistent with his IQ. In fact, this guy was the kind of man who wanted grace but not warmth.
I like handsome,
But he cannot achieve the essence of being handsome, so he can only force himself to be handsome.
get off,
It was only half past one.
Xu Mang and Xiaoman planned to walk around the campus and reminisce about that wonderful time.
Maybe God wanted to make the memories more intense, so two members of the student union suddenly came. Seeing that Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman did not have school badges, they stopped them on the spot.
"Sorry, there is no school sign."
"Points will be deducted!" the boy from the student union said seriously: "You have to wear school uniforms on Monday. If you wear casual clothes, you will also get points deducted!"
Coming, coming!
That’s what it feels like!
Xu Mang gradually had the feeling of being in high school, the feeling of being caught by the student union wherever he went.
"Are you freshmen in the first year of high school?" Xu Mang asked curiously.
The two students would nod.
"My name is Xu Mang."
"This is Yang Xiaoman." Xu Mang said with a smile, "Have you ever heard of the legend between the two of us?"
"???"
"???"
Xu Mang?
Yang Xiaoman?
Hearing Xu Mang's words, the two students were stunned for a moment. These two names were so familiar. Every time the class teacher would talk about these two names, especially Xu Mang. Even though he had graduated almost half a year ago, he was still a high school student in No. 1 Middle School.
However, his legend still circulates.
In other words,
Could it be a lie?
Xu Mang saw the questioning expressions on the two men's faces, and shouted to the people playing basketball on the basketball court, "Does anyone know me?"
This voice,
Many basketball fans looked over.
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Damn it!
Xu Mang is back?
How could he come back?
suddenly,
Most people were shouting at Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, "Brother Mang and Sister Man", and the scene was very lively.
Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman gained great satisfaction.
Saying goodbye to this group of students who were good at basketball and two members of the student union, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman went to the office of the dean of the teaching department. They heard from Teacher Liang Fengliang that the old class had been promoted to the position of dean and had some strength.
Bang bang bang,
Just say "Come in."
"hey-hey!"
"Teacher Lin, long time no see!" Xu Mang opened the door and walked in. When he saw the serious Lin Yishan, he said with a smile.
"Hello, Teacher Lin." Yang Xiaoman greeted.
"You are here!"
Seeing his two most proud students, Lin Yishan showed a long-lost smile. This day was the day he smiled the happiest. He could not sit in this position without the efforts of Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman. If it weren't for this
The two of them madly monopolized all major awards in the province last year, including the top two in the college entrance examination. I'm afraid they are not qualified to sit here.
After pouring a glass of water for each of them, Lin Yishan asked: "Is it okay at Fuda?"
"well?"
"Teacher Lin?" Xu Mang said coquettishly, "This seems to be a question. You use questions when facing other students, but when facing the two of us, please use affirmative sentences."
"Let's just say that."
"Invincible is so lonely." Xu Mang sighed: "I can't find a matching opponent. Let's take mathematics as an example. Xiaoman won the World Mathematics Competition. I was so strong that I was banned from participating in the competition. It is conceivable that I can
To what extent."
Lin Yishan was so angry. He originally thought that Xu Mang would grow up a little by becoming Professor Xu, but he ended up being even more outrageous than before.
"Ahem!"
"I'm a little worried now. What will happen to you during the one-hour speech later?" Lin Yishan said.
"Just tell me about your own experience." Xu Mang said, "There's no problem with that, right?"
"good!"
"Talk about your transformation process to inspire students to strive." Lin Yishan said seriously: "Can you make it more inspiring?"
Xu Mang thought for a moment and said seriously: "Okay!"
Immediately afterwards,
Lin Yishan brought his two most proud students to the principal's office. The new principal of No. 1 Middle School was named Chen. Principal Chen was not very old, about fifty years old, but his first impression on Xu Mang was not very good.
good.
This person is a bit vain.
After a simple exchange, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman left the office.
"Teacher Lin?"
"I feel like this Principal Chen is a bit hypocritical." Xu Mang said, "The first impression is not very good."
"hehe."
"Don't think too much." Lin Yishan said calmly: "Don't touch these things. You should devote yourself to scientific research and education. This is your goal."
"Um."
Xu Mang thought for a moment and said with a playful smile: "Teacher Lin, I am a higher level than you all."
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To be continued...