Xu Mang only has a few bags in total. In most cases, when Xiao Man buys bags for himself, the products that come with them... For example, the handbag on the side now is the one he bought with Xiao Man once.

At that time, Xu Mang asked himself to buy a portable briefcase.

Almost two years have passed, and this handbag has changed from brand new to old... During this period, Xiaoman has changed countless bags, but Xu Mang still only has two or three.

at this moment,

Xiaoman was very ashamed in her heart. Although Big Pig Hoof didn't care, she kept using such an old bag. She felt bad about it. Although she understood that it might be intentional and wanted to create a simple and plain image, but... she drove it every day.

A man who owns a multi-million-dollar sports car creates a simple image.

Picking up this handbag, Yang Xiaoman first felt that it was light... and the second was that it felt flat. There was nothing in it at all, it was basically just documents...

At this time,

After Xu Yang took a shower, he walked downstairs wearing big underwear. He saw his wife holding a handbag, with guilt and confusion written on her face. He couldn't help but curiously asked: "Honey...what are your plans?"

Will you buy me a bag?”

"Um!"

"It's in tatters...don't you feel ashamed?" Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes and said angrily: "People who don't know think I have abused you, I will change my bag tomorrow...throw this handbag away

Lost it."

"oh..."

"Help me take out the contents, and then find a random men's bag to put it in." Xu Mang drank pure milk and said absently: "Just put it on the coffee table."

The words fell,

Then he went upstairs, leaving Xiaoman sitting on the sofa alone.

"..."

"Big pig's hooves!" Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang's back, silently opened the leather bag, and took out some documents. At this time, she touched a book... It was quite thick, and she took it out.

I was stunned when I saw it. This cover alone had a huge impact on Xiaoman.

Xiaoman:Σ(°△°|||)︴

"Yang Xiaoman's Bizarre Life"

this...

What is this?

It doesn't look like a printed font, but the kind written with an oily black pen. It's obvious that the eight big characters on it were written by Xu Dazhutizi himself, but what does this mean? A strange life... How can I do this?

Weird?

Turn to the first page,

Xiaoman saw the legendary title page. The title page is the need for the continuous development of modern book binding design. Naturally, this book "Yang Xiaoman's Weird Life" will not be missed, but the content above is a bit shocking, especially after the violent airport.

, the anger value skyrocketed.

My wife is short, flat in front and flat in the back, but it does not affect her happy life at all. This book records the wonderful life of my short, flat wife, and warns future children not to be like my mother.

——Xu Mang.

Yang Xiaoman:(*￣︿￣)

Mom, I...

Looks like I'll kill this guy!

Seeing some of Xu Mang's messy content, I was so angry that I vomited blood... I wanted to rush up now and kill the big pig's hooves upstairs, but in the end I held it back, and wanted to find out what was going on out of strong curiosity.

See what kind of weird life you have.

Open the first page and read a few simple sentences.

xx month xx day, cloudy

I was lying on the sofa and peeked at my wife for the thirty-eighth time. The number of times Xiaoman's face turned black had reached sixteen times. It was obvious that this woman was about to have an emotional breakdown. Counting the days...it was time for relatives to come.

But it was a day early, maybe that's why I became stupid.

call...

call...

Yang Xiaoman had veins popping up on his forehead. At this point in time, he was indeed very angry, but it was not because of his relatives coming, but because of the company's affairs that made him very irritated. As a result, this big pig's hooves was such an asshole.

There is a picture, and the content is all compiled.

Next,

There is also new content.

xx month xx day, rain

I sat on the chair and lost control of my emotions twelve times. I thought about it for a whole hour. I really couldn't accept why modern technology is so advanced, but it can't save Xiaoman's poor a-. I have to say... Xiaoman's a-

Putting the entire world's technology to shame.

roll!

This bastard kept praising the benefits of Ping Youping before, but secretly he likes Da... Damn it!

Yang Xiaoman was so angry that her face turned red. At this moment, the anger broke through her brain, making her feel a little suffocated. She needed to vent... vent her anger hard, otherwise she would be suffocated to death.

xx month xx day, sunny

I collapsed on the sofa and imagined for two hours. Logically speaking, if Xiaoman is so short, flat, and flat, the nutrients from food will be transported to the brain, but in fact, Xiaoman is gradually getting stupider at a speed visible to the naked eye. Alas.

..But no matter how stupid Xiaoman becomes, I will never give up.

Yang Xiaoman:@#...%!

move?

anger?

Is this happiness and pain?

Yang Xiaoman is both angry and funny, but this big pig's trotters is written with a sense of expectation, and I really want to know what kind of plot will happen next.

xx month xx day, fog

I sat in front of the computer, scrolled the mouse 723 times, and had an emotional breakdown 120 times. Why was it that I was so handsome and charming, but I only married a woman like Xiaoman? Logically speaking, this is true.

A talented man doesn't talk about having a group of wives and concubines, but he only has three or four confidantes. As a result...

"snort!"

"Big pig hoof... you are dead!" Yang Xiaoman closed the notepad, with the word "anger" written all over his face, and rushed directly to the bedroom. When he opened the door, he saw Xu Mang lying on the bed with a smile on his face.

, suddenly Xiaoman's angry expression disappeared, and she couldn't let him go so easily.

"Well?"

"Are you done washing?" Xu Mang raised his head and saw Xiaoman standing at the door, staring at him with a resentful look. There was a resentment in his eyes, which made Xu Mang stunned.

"husband..."

"You must not love me anymore!" Yang Xiaoman pouted and said with a plaintive look on her face: "After taking a bath, I run directly upstairs. Husbands and wives...husbands will hug their wives to take a bath."

ah?

Is this TV stupid?

Xu Mang said with a look of disgust: "Hurry up and take a shower!"

Yang Xiaoman curled her lips and closed the door angrily. At this time...the thought of perishing together came up.

"Xu Mang!"

"Wait to die!"

...

night,

Xu Mang was lying on the bedside, playing Honor of Kings, when Wang Ai called.

"Academician Xu..."

"Shall I send you the calculation results?" Wang Ai said.

"Um!"

"By the way, did you find someone to solve it?" Xu Mang asked casually: "Logically speaking, you can't solve this calculation unless you find a researcher in the field of professional mathematics, but this is also normal, love

The tensor describing the curvature of space-time in Einstein's gravitational field equation was compressed by mathematician Ritchie."

"oh..."

"Academician Xu...can you promise me something?" Wang Ai asked cautiously: "My senior brother wants to meet you. He admires you very much and has been looking for opportunities to meet you."

"If he comes to the Magic City, I can meet him." Xu Mang said calmly: "It's very late... Just send me the information and just rest."

"Um!"
To be continued...