Chapter 971 Parenting Differences Between Husbands and Wife (1/3)(1/2)
October,
Unknowingly, I got to this point. In almost a week, the Nobel Prize in Physics will be announced, and according to rumors...Xu Mang has become an unofficial candidate, and is similar to last year, the only designated player.
And during this time,
Xiaoman started a new round of pregnancy reactions. Nausea and vomiting were accompanied from time to time, as well as dizziness, fatigue, and loss of appetite... Starting from this month, Xiaoman almost stopped going to the company and handed over all matters to
Let other people handle it while she works from home.
this day,
In order to make the expectant mother happy during pregnancy, Xu Mang decided to take her out for a walk, and then stay for two days to relax. Staying at home every day is not good for the baby. Of course, what kind of car you drive is very important, such as a supercar.
The noise pollution was too great. Xiaoman was emotionally unstable because of her pregnancy. If there was a noise...who knows what would happen.
final,
I chose the one77 car and drove it once after buying it.
"Ouch?"
"Driving this car again?" Yang Xiaoman quite likes this car. It is one of the few cars that is not so exaggerated in appearance, and it is very comfortable to sit in. It is much more noble than other cars.
"In order to make our baby safer and avoid noise pollution." Xu Mang put on his seat belt and glanced at Xiao Man... He had a doubt. After Xiao Man became pregnant... her skin became a little worse.
, I don’t know if this is normal.
"Where are you going?" Yang Xiaoman asked.
"Not far."
"It's only about an hour away. Let's go to the national park and feel the fragrance of nature." Xu Mang said with a smile: "By the way, to increase the relationship between us as husband and wife, I feel that our relationship has been a bit cold recently."
No,
Xu Mang has been sleeping on the sofa for a week, and he doesn't know why...
"snort!"
"You're so embarrassed to say that!" When Yang Xiaoman heard about the cold war between the couple, he instantly became angry and said, "I play games every day. I feel very uncomfortable recently, you know? You don't know how to comfort me, and look at you
Playing games makes me really angry."
"..."
"I think I played well." Xu Mang frowned and said seriously: "I can escape from prison every time. You see, many people... have to spend 4,500 to save them. I rely entirely on myself.
His strength, although he died early..."
"cut!"
"Idiot!" Yang Xiaoman pouted and started to use the wifi in the car to connect to her mobile phone and play the music she liked. As for music... Xiaoman likes the kind of soft music, especially the ancient style.
.
And a man like Xu Mang likes to listen to some exciting music that can stimulate his blood.
The car drove onto the highway. During this hour-long journey, in order to relieve boredom... Xiaoman raised the topic of how to take care of children, and then the two started a heated discussion.
"well?"
"If a child asks you that the popsicle on his hand has melted, how should you answer?" Yang Xiaoman asked curiously: "You also know...the child is eager to understand the world, how do you explain the popsicle?"
a problem?"
How to explain?
Well...
Isn't this very simple?
Xu Mang coughed lightly and said seriously: "This is based on the theory of entropy increase. In a closed system, the development of solid molecules from order to disorder is irreversible, so this low-temperature popsicle has nothing to do with the natural environment.
Energy exchange occurs, causing the solid molecules to become disordered and then transform into a liquid state..."
After saying that,
Xu Mang also thinks that he is quite beautiful. This is basically the most standard answer. Who dares to say that this is not the reason why the popsicle turns into ice?
However... After listening to Xu Mang's answer, Yang Xiaoman wanted to beat him to death, because the popsicles had warmed up because of the hot weather... Can the child understand what the entropy increase theory is talking about? It's just... an idiot.
The biggest bastard, the biggest idiot among bastards!
"It's my turn!" Xu Mang asked seriously while driving the car: "If a child asks you where I come from, how should you answer?"
"Well..."
"Let me think about it!" Yang Xiaoman frowned and thought a lot. This question is not easy to answer and cannot be easily ignored... In fact, every child is very curious about this question of his own origin. When asking this question
, children are full of expectations, hoping that their parents can give them a satisfactory answer.
but...
It’s not okay to tell the truth, it’s simply too shameful!
"I'll tell my kids..."
"Because many years ago, my father and my mother loved each other very much, and then they got married. My father put a seed of love in my mother's belly. Then this seed stayed in my mother's belly for ten months and slowly grew into you.
, you were born.”
The words fell,
Xiaoman felt warm in her heart and couldn't help but touch her belly. Her whole body exuded the aura of maternal love.
"wrong!"
"Too superficial!" Xu Mang said seriously: "Where do I come from...This question has philosophical significance. I...are divided into three parts: the id, the ego, and the superego, which are the living things in the personality.
face, psychological face and social face.”
"That's why you have self-awareness, so that you can use the form of 'I' to exist in this colorful world." Xu Mang smiled and said: "This is the most standard answer to 'Where do I come from', what do you think?
?”
Yang Xiaoman:(°ー°〃)
Otherwise...just kill him!
How annoying!
"What's wrong?"
"See you're not talking..." Xu Mang glanced at the dark-faced Xiao Man, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay... let's move on to the next topic!"
At this time,
Xu Mang frowned when he saw Xiaoman opening the car window a little.
"Wife?"
"What are you doing?" The tone was a bit bad.
"Close the car window?" Xu Mang said.
"I want to get some air...don't you feel stuffy?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "It's naturally very windy outside."
"Ouch..." Xu Mang smiled bitterly and said, "It's because of the strong wind that I asked you to close it."
"Why?"
“Not safe!”
Yang Xiaoman raised his eyebrows and said seriously: "Why is it not safe? You are such a big pig with so many things to do, so annoying... I am also a first-class protected animal in the family. Not only did you fail to protect me, but you also
Love me every day."
"Where is this?" Xu Mang said helplessly: "I have a reason!"
"What's the reason?" Yang Xiaoman was a little curious.
"There is too much powder on your face. When you open the car window... it all blows in and gets into your eyes... It is very dangerous to drive while blinded!" Xu Mang said: "A car can cost many lives.
"
Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and then got angry. This bastard was simply not afraid of death. He knew he would be beaten, but he still wanted to say it. What on earth was he thinking?
"Husband~"
"ah?"
"Stop at the next service area." Yang Xiaoman said softly.
"What's wrong?" Xu Mang asked.
"nothing..."
"I just want to beat you to death!" Yang Xiaoman said with a slight smile, her tone was light and soft, but her words were full of murderous intent.
The next second,
Yang Xiaoman's face changed drastically, and she yelled angrily: "I'm telling you...if my child doesn't get admitted to a prestigious university in the future, it must be because I married an ordinary person like you, and that's why I can't give birth to a beautiful child!"
Xu Mang:???
To be continued...