Chapter 93 Divine Book (5)
This "The Adventures of the Bragging King" made a big change in Wang Er, at least 40% of the content was deleted, and of course, 40% of the new content was added. The other content was not unmoved, but almost all of them were greatly modified.
For example, ten trips to sea made Wang Er condense into seven trips to sea, but the length was much longer than before. In the last chapter, "Traveling around the world - with other adventure stories", many interesting scenes in this chapter were also preserved.
There are many flaws in this chapter, the paragraphs are too long and many scenes are not described in detail, so Wang Er had to make further magical changes.
In the original text, the protagonist's sailboat is embedded in the gap between a huge strange fish's teeth. The protagonist takes everyone to escape and arrives on a piece of land on the Caspian Sea, and then goes to Petersburg, ending in the upper part, entering the lower part "Baron Min Xihausen's water and land journey and final destiny".
Entering the modern era, it is difficult to use sailboats. There are sailboats, which are sports sailboats, which are different from the sailboats in the book.
Wang Er changed it into a cruise ship, and it did not climb to the coast of the Caspian coast, but came to the country of houses again.
Min Xihausen got on the shore and looked at the scenery on the shore and said, "This is the country of houses. I have been to this country of house speculation before. I borrowed his mouth and wrote down the history of houses in iron pots. The villagers of Shangu Village received changes from the outside world and wrote them out.
When writing, Wang Er vaguely felt that it was a laughing point and a burst point. The first draft was that it was not well written. It was not until the writing skills improved that the whole paragraph became more refined and natural, and of course, it was even more laughable.
Min Xihausen said happily, I will take you to visit the King of the House Kingdom.
When I came to the country of houses, I saw many people eating food and eating houses. Because the houses were so often speculated, they were old and couldn't chew. Many people's teeth were chewed and kept crying.
The whole content is only more than a thousand words, but...
Why did Wang Jimin say that it is a popular book? Its effect was not strong last year, and it was not strong this spring. Even in March and April, it would not be sensational. After May, housing prices rose more and more crazy, and the whole people discussed it. This book happened to be at this time, and several plots were written incredibly funny... Although everyone understands what about missile nuclear submarines, it is too far away from everyone, and this sense of substitution is too strong. When it comes to houses, who doesn’t understand China now except for the extremely remote mountainous areas?
The key is that this book is not bought by children now, and many adults are also buying and reading it. It is better for children to read this period, but when adults read it, some of them are laughing and want to roll around.
Something ridiculous happened in Shangdu.
A family first bought it with their children, and the children kept laughing. The whole family was curious and opened it to read it. After this issue, the whole family continued to read it. There was an old man in his family. Is this a fairy tale written for children?
no!
Both old and young are suitable. The old is in front and the young are negligible. The adults are its real audience.
This paragraph is a bit subtle. Although I know it is bragging about this part, it is a bit thrilling and not very funny. People with low laugh points can only smile slightly. The protagonist knows it is a house country, and begins to recall and accumulate funny points. When he gets chewing on the house, the funny points officially break out.
When the old man saw these people ate the house, he laughed wildly, but his heart and blood pressure were a little ill. He smiled and did not breathe up in one breath. His blood pressure increased, and his heart couldn't bear it, and he fainted suddenly.
He hurried to the hospital. The doctor had to ask the reason for his coma. His family said it. The doctor and several patients were dumbfounded at first, and then they also started to laugh.
This incident has never happened in the ages. After hearing this, several media rushed over to interview.
The attending doctor said seriously that there is a folk saying, "A smile is a little and often laughs, and it is good for health." However, if you have problems with your heart, you should avoid being overjoyed or very sad. The patient will suffer from overjoyed diseases.
Of course, this book is not unreadable. People with bad hearts or high blood pressure should put a cup of tea next to it. When you can't help laughing, take a sip of tea and you will be safe.
Several reports spread quickly.
Before, many people said that I couldn't even laugh, I was so angry that I vomited blood, I was so happy that I was so happy that I was so happy that I was going to the hospital.
This is a description, not really vomiting blood or fainting.
But this time someone fainted and was admitted to the hospital with a smile. Especially during this interview with the doctor, people with bad hearts or hypertensive patients have to prepare for reading this book. People with low laughter start laughing wildly when they read this report.
It is not only online but also in reality that a book can be reviewed by various media.
Several major banks also posted on Weibo seriously, saying that speculation in houses is done by shameless real estate speculators, and we don’t take the blame, and we are wronged.
The cabinet then stated that houses are people's livelihood issues, not commodities. The state prohibits all real estate speculators from doing things arbitrarily, otherwise the people will have to eat houses in the future.
I also went on the news broadcast, but it didn't take long, only a dozen seconds, but it was enough.
Now "The King of Fairy Tales" can be said to be expensive in Luoyang. No matter how many copies are printed, they will be sold in the front and in the back.
Not only are there a lot of discussions on the Internet, but there are also many people in reality. White-collar workers in many areas, even college students in school, have never read this book and listen to the discussions of people around them, and they feel that they are "out".
Some people are brave and talk about it online. Several elders of the cabinet must have seen it, otherwise they would not say anything about chewing the house, but will they laugh after reading it?
But at this time, as long as the adults discovered that it was not only a magical book, but also a not simple book.
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Miao Xiaohua brought Wan'er back from outside: "Waiter, Wan'er got the first place in the class in the exam, and the teacher praised her for a long time."
"Is it really the first place?" Wang Er asked with wide eyes.
Poor, although he had good grades before, he was the first in the class and never won the first place.
"Don't believe it, look."
Wang Er looked at the performance table and was indeed the first, but he was only one point higher than the second place, which was extremely dangerous.
Miao Xiaohua looked at the results table and held Wan'er's face and kissed her several times: "Wan'er is still powerful, even better than your brother."
"Mom, no, it's a little worse than brother."
Wang Er was amused by her "self-knowledge" and asked, "Where is the whole grade?"
"Brother, you said it," but Li Wan'er immediately said: "It's really not possible, it's next year."
Regardless of the school rankings, I have achieved my goal!
It also explained two issues. When she came, she asked her to choose. Most of the time she was in the position of the welfare home, and now she is gradually leaning towards the Wang family.
Now I am gradually becoming more sensible. During this period, the family is talking about except for houses. Although they have prepared a lot of money, if they want to buy a better house, the Wang family still does not have enough money.
You can’t be happy for the welfare home friends, you won’t even buy a house at home.
Miao Xiaohua asked on the side: "What is this year and next?"
"It's my promise. If you do well in the exam, you will be rewarded in every ranking."
“That has to be achieved.”
"Mom, for sure, Wan'er, you don't have to worry. If you don't buy a villa, you'll have enough money for any house. It's just that, there will be a lot of royalties soon. Mom, when you buy a house, you're more courageous. This is the house you live in, and you're in place at one time, and you don't have to worry about the high price."
“How many more will there be?”
"Mom, I have to set the issuance quantity to give me money. Anyway, the quantity is quite large. But Wan'er, this month is not good, it's too hot, so I'll get it late next month."
"elder brother……"
"Don't be moved, this time I can tell me where you are ranked in the whole grade."
"Twelfth place."
"That's also the number one in the class."
"Mom," Wang Er couldn't continue to say it. It doesn't matter if he spoiled him, but he really couldn't spoil him when he was studying.
Fortunately, Miao Xiaohua realized her mistake and said, "You said, you said."
"Wan'er, are your school divided into classes?"
“What class division?”
“It’s just to bring good students together in one or two classes?”
Boyuan Primary School has no classes, and Liutang Primary School also starts in the sixth grade. It should not start in the third grade. This is an elementary school, not a middle school.
"No, our class did not perform well in this exam, and the class teacher was angry and criticized the students fiercely." Wan'er said, sticking out her tongue again, because she had "cursed" at that time. It would be best for students to perform in the final exam, otherwise it would be too difficult to get the first place, and I didn't expect it to be true.
"It's good if you don't have a class division. Your academic performance has improved a lot and deserves praise. But you have also seen that even in the fourth primary school, there are eleven students who have better grades than you. In Boyuan Primary School, the ranking will be worse, so you still have to maintain a modest attitude and continue to study hard."
"I know, brother, do you want to post a certificate?"
In the past, when Wang Er was studying in two primary schools in Xu City, he received three certificates of three good students and posted them on the wall together.
"I won't post anymore, I'm going to move soon."
"oh."
Wang Er thought about it, what happened to my mother looking at the house? Why did she look at it for several days and didn’t even like a single one?
"Mom, I'll go see with you."
"Mom, brother, I want to see it too."
The mother and son followed the agent to visit Anyuan Sunshine City to see the houses. They first looked at two houses. One house was not well located and it was very expensive. Another one was wearing the slogan of fine decoration and went in and took a look. The decoration was not good at all.
Aunt Zhao, the agent, was also a little annoyed: "Having a house will satisfy your family regardless of decoration or area."
Don’t you want to find a better house? Let you look forward to the house! It’s so good, let’s see if you can afford it!
Chapter completed!