Chapter 403: Water and fire cannot tolerate wine, the new target of salted fish(1/2)
But after years of fighting, the Liehuo couple couldn't stand it anymore.
Especially the Great Witch of Bingming, it is really about to collapse.
My sister and brother-in-law fight every day. As a brother-in-law, don’t be too sad when you are stuck in the middle.
You can’t help your sister beat your brother-in-law every time, right?
Although he did this, the problem is that there is a saying that makes sense: couples fight, fight at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed!
Today, I helped my sister and brothers beat my brother-in-law together!
As a result, the couple stopped fighting tomorrow and made up.
So I turned around and beat myself up. Often at this time, my sister beat me very hard to repair the relationship between husband and wife: Do you dare to hit my husband?! You are so brave!
We are a couple fighting, and you, an outsider, don’t persuade others to make peace, but you also help one party fight the other. Why are you not asking for trouble? Who are you going to hit if you don’t hit?
After a lot of beating, the couple was able to vent their anger and return to harmony. Both of them returned home.
Poor Bing Ming's great witch was covered in bruises, with pig's head and panda's eyes, tears streaming down his eyes, and speechless tears flowed thousands of times.
Two days later, my sister came to the door crying again: Liehuo hit me... Brother, you have to vent your anger for me, you have to support me, you are my sister's only relative in this world...
After several times, the Great Witch of Bingming collapsed.
The Bing Ming Witch, who really couldn't stand it, moved away from that time!
But even if it moved away, it couldn't stop. As soon as the couple fought, my sister still cried again. You are my little brother, how could you ignore me...
Of course, the most unlucky ones are not Bing Ming and Hongshui, but Dankong Dawu.
Because no one can beat him...
He could not beat Liehuo, Bing Ming, and even Liehuo's wife... It was purely a punching bag.
And he moved away and was caught back.
Later, the three great witches with split headaches gathered together to discuss that this would not work. To be honest, that was the most brain-touching thing for the three great witches in their lives!
None of them!
In order to adjust the relationship between the couple, they invented this wine that cannot be tolerated.
If you drink this wine, it is actually nothing. It means that women get hotter and hotter as they drink; men get colder and colder as they drink... Then they look at each other with a handsome look...
Then I can only get together and have fun...
When the happiness is over, the two hot and cold energy will turn into two energy and be absorbed, and the strength will improve, and the relationship between husband and wife will become a mixture of oil...
The most important thing is that this wine is effective for a long time? There is no problem of realm.
For this wine? The Great Witch of the Flood contributed a Nine Heavens Cold Spring Eye; the Great Witch of the Bingming contributed a Nine Heavens Cold Spirit Spirit; and the Great Witch of the Dankong also contributed a space spirit, which is the spiritual seed that can extract the most essence of energy from the universe; and the Great Witch of the Fierce Fire? Also take out one of his own Tianhuokou.
The four great witches work together? They made it into a water, fire, and wine.
The final result is naturally that the couple rarely fight. Hum? Fight in bed every day and rarely go out to fight.
So everyone felt comfortable? This hard work was not in vain...
Finally, there is no need to persuade you to fight every day so much...
But I don’t know when it will start?
As long as your cultivation level can withstand it? You can drink it.
After drinking it, before the two energy sources completely melt, it is like a golden spear that can hold the sky up. It is both happy and stronger. Isn’t it a magic pill for harmony between husband and wife? A must-have for home furnishings!
But the origin of this wine is already so magical? How could there be too many finished products?
You let the four great witches who shocked the world join forces to make wine for you?
If others don’t say it, even if Zuo Changlu and his wife come again? That’s not possible!
Therefore, these six jars of fire are not allowed to drink, and are truly good things among the things given by the witches.
But even if things are good things? Zuo Xiaoduo can't use them now--and the same sentence? If Zuo Xiaoduo can use them? They won't give them!
There are many conditions that restrict Zuo Xiaoduo. First, this guy is still a single guy and has no wife. After drinking this wine, he has to be alone, even if this guy is tired and broken, he is afraid he can't handle it.
Of course, even if Zuo Xiaoduo is married now, he still can't use it, because this thing also has certain requirements for cultivation: above the Feitian realm!
Under the flying sky, those who move will die!
Yes, that domineering!
Therefore, the good thing that all the senior executives in the continent, who are eager to see, fall into Zuo Xiaoduo's hands, can only be watched, and it will be covered with dust for a long time!
So this wine, the fire is actually given to Zuo Changlu and his wife... Is it still many years before your son's Feitian Realm?
Are you willing to waste this wine?
The effect of this wine is true and the number of times is unlimited, but it still has timeliness. It is not as good as ordinary wines, the longer it is, the more mellow it becomes. This wine has a shelf life!
If you don’t drink it for three years, the spiritual effects will be completely dissipated!
With your son’s current cultivation level, even if it’s so great, it’s impossible to get to Feitian within three years!
Now it is only Danyuan Realm, three years of flying in the sky?
Are you making trouble?
Besides, we don’t believe that you are an old alcoholic on Zuo Chang Road. You can watch these good wines fail after three years of being left unsuccessful.
But if you drink it, we have reason to make fun of you: this old man, even the gift we gave to his son or adult supplies, was drunk by you two...why did you do it? Who doesn't know?
Ha ha ha ha……
Even on the battlefield, we can make you blush with laughter.
Because after drinking this wine, the wine will smell like it on your body and you won’t go there for a long time.
As long as you drink it, we will know...
So...
This is all you can do with this wine. Unless you give these six jars of wine to those who are in need, such as the King of the Left Road.
However, the left-road couple's cultivation has always been similar to ours, and they have basically reached their peak. Unless they have obtained a great opportunity, they will stop here.
Let’s grind it slowly together. If you have a few more jars of water and fire, what can you help?!
Who is afraid of whom?
So when facing the untreated situation of water and fire, Wu Yuting was really angry.
Too cramped!
This bastard Liehuo is simply not a son of humanity!
"This wine... let's keep it for now."
Zuo Changlu Road: "Let it go for two and a half years first. If Niannian and Duoduo can make great progress within two and a half years, and they are already married... it would be fine."
Wu Yuting sighed and said, "In two and a half years, if it doesn't work... I'll give this wine to Yunduo and Hutou. Cultivation is hard to defeat opportunities. Whose chance should be, whoever should be,"
"Yeah." Zuo Changlu said: "It's okay if we drink it."
Wu Yuting: "Get out!"
Zuo Xiaoduo was confused when he heard this and couldn't help but ask.
So Zuo Changlu omitted the origin of these wines and just explained the effects.
This explanation made Zuo Xiaoduo feel awe-inspiring, and his eyes looked at Liu Zhanjiu with a little wrong: I like this wine!
Such a high-end thing?
Can a powerful person who actually reaches the level of flying in the sky drink?
And is it a special wine that is a dual cultivation?
This... this is simply a good thing that Lie Xiaohuo prepared for me. How did he know that I was thin-skinned?
If Niannianmao got married... cough, don't want to... cough, so I set up a candlelight dinner, cough... and then we each had a drink...
Then……
And then...
As he thought about it, Zuo Xiaoduo couldn't help but look fascinated.
This wine... can be used as a regular strategic material for my family...
As for the three-year flying...
Humph, is this a problem for my wise and powerful Dogda? Is it difficult?
Don’t you know that I went from a martial artist to Danyuan in one year?
Martial scholar, martial artist, innate, fetal breath, Danyuan...
Humph, is it difficult?
And I suppressed the advanced whole process.
To be continued...