Chapter 271 Don't look!(1/2)
Chen Yu is in a bad mood. What is this?
When we left Guangyuan County and went to Yangzhou City, the two beauties sincerely expressed that we could accompany us and obey your arrangements along the way...
Is your saliva going to flow down? Do you think this is double happiness?
However, Chen Yu righteously rejected their kindness, saying that this time he went there was too dangerous and I couldn't drag you down. Thank you for your kindness, I really can't.
They finally stayed there, and they were moved, and Chen Yu breathed a sigh of relief.
The first taboo when going out for a hero and righteous person is to never go out to the world with your wife (husband).
This is the experience summarized by countless seniors. I wonder how many people have been cheated in it.
Traveling itself is a very tiring and annoying thing, let alone bringing a wife (husband). And when you encounter unfair things on the road, you can pretend to be invisible when you are alone, but when you are two, your wife (husband) asks you to save the cat, will you go?
She (he) fell in love with a certain piece of jewelry and a magic weapon. What should I do?
When you encounter danger, who will run first? Will you face the nagging for a lifetime after running away?
How to distinguish between the primary and secondary during the battle? Will your partner agree to sacrifice your body to save the beautiful and handsome guy at a critical moment?
This is not only a taboo in the Tang Empire, but also the experience of countless people in the Han Empire.
Chen Yu is a very strong man. He scoffed at many of the taboos in the world, but he admired this one very much. You must be alone when traveling, and never bring beautiful women with you!
She is teased, you have to take action.
She teases others, but you can't attack her best friend.
She's causing trouble you need to calm down, she...
So he came to Yangzhou City alone. Even if he was ambushed by someone, he could turn into a panda and escape. Just like this battle today, panda is his trump card.
But... why, Miao Yuniang, don't listen to me and hide in the big iron bell and do nothing?
What to do, what to do?
The water mirror technique is ultimately an ice-type spell, so when Miao Yuniang looked at the battle scene of Chenyu through the ice surface, the ice surface was frozen and Chenyu had already discovered it.
At that time, Chen Yu was too lazy to care about her. After killing the twelve gods swordsmen, Gao Danchen and the two crew members, Chen Yu went outside again. He killed the secret whistle left by Gao Danchen in the heavy rain, and he returned to the Sea God Temple.
Gao Danchen is a very good general. The big reason for his failure this time was that he never expected that there would be a pervert like Chen Yu in the world.
What should I do if a boy is naked and righteous in a righteous manner?
Shen Da Pervert now has three options.
First, pretending to ignore Miao Yuniang, she would probably hide this secret in her heart and not tell anyone, but it is very likely that the two of them will be separated from each other in the future - the human race is born to reject alien races, and everyone has been educated since childhood that they must not surrender to alien races. The beast race monster and the demon race have a prominent reputation. Miao Yuniang cannot work wholeheartedly for such people, and may run away one day.
This is not good. Chen Yu wanted to use the hair she had taken off to deceive her to continue working. She made a pen, at least to reach the level of a thousand paper cranes...
Second, kill someone to silence her, lift the big iron bell, and pull her out and click...
Well, this option is too much, exclude it.
Third, let’s have a good talk. Wouldn’t it be better for everyone to give up misunderstandings and communicate their souls?
So Chen Yu thought about it, took a shower outside, cleaned the stains on his body, and came to her hesitantly and humiliatedly.
By the way, why hesitate and humiliate?
After becoming a panda, he gained hundreds of pounds. It turned out that the clothes on his body had been damaged and damaged. The clothes on those dead people were not suitable. The casual white cloth wrapped around his body became even more funny and tempting to cover up.
He is now naked. Although she can't recognize herself, she always feels strange.
Forget it, it doesn’t matter. Anyway, I used to it before. Those girls said that it would be better not to wear clothes if they become pandas. Wearing clothes, such as wearing colorful shorts, is more like a distortion.
So, his voice was a little rushing.
"What did you look at just now?"
...
The panda is aggressive, the panda comes in bad intentions, the panda... is so beautiful.
The rain outside stopped miraculously, and a ray of sunlight shot into the eaves outside the Temple of the Sea God and fell on the panda, as if a halo was shrouding all this.
When Miao Yuniang was talking in a muffled voice outside, Miao Yuniang was very scared. The moment the big iron bell was revealed outside, Miao Yuniang was full of fear, but... when the holy light appeared in front of her, her mood was completely calm.
The fear on her face was replaced by a smile, and the trembling of her limbs disappeared without a trace. She opened her eyes wide and looked at the extremely beautiful panda.
A student from the biology department dressed up as a devil to scare the professor at night. He wore long horns, a terrifying mask, and thick fur, dressed in a seamless manner and rushed into the professor's office without blinking.
"Idiot, all creatures with horns are herbivores!"
Because I am familiar with it, I am not afraid.
So, what about the bear in front of you?
Miao Yuniang calmed down and stared at the black and white bear or panda in front of her... right?
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's my fault. I shouldn't have watched it in it. It has nothing to do with Zhang Bao, everything is my fault."
The blood-colored water mirror technique saw a red bear, but now I know that tinted glasses are killing people.
"Um."
Chen Yu nodded, this woman was very sensible.
"So, will you tell me what happened today?"
"No, no, I swear not."
"It's fine if it won't."
Chen Yu suddenly felt that there was nothing to say with Miao Yuniang.
Is it enough to just scold her like this? Or sit down and chat and enhance your relationship?
He raised the big iron bell and put it aside. Chen Yu looked at the messy sea god temple with a little distress. What should he say?
Only when normal communication between people, between people and cats, between people and pandas can everyone trust each other.
Or, if you ride me once, we will be good friends?
"When you travel this time, I kept following you from afar, afraid that something might happen to you, and I was frightened just now..."
"No, it's my fault. Thank you for your help. Qingshou, are you Zhang Bao's master?"
“Hop.”
"Thank you Master Shengxiong for saving me, thank you."
Don't give people nicknames easily, you bastard!
“Hop.”
"Master Xiong, where has Zhang Bao been?"
"He went to chase the scepter, by the way, do you have anything to say?"
Chen Yu's body quietly moved outward because Miao Yuniang approached him a little calmly.
What she wants to do, Chen Yu is certainly clear about what she wants to do, so don’t come here!!!!!!!!!
I just want to talk to you, don’t always think about rushing over and pinching me, rubbing me and bullying me!
Although the pandas in this world have become larger, Chen Yu still found out sadly, and there is still no deterrent power!
"Okay, I'll remind you again, don't reveal everything you saw today, otherwise I won't spare you."
"Please rest assured, Lord Saint Bear, I will never reveal a single trace of it."
Miao Yuniang patted her plump breasts hard, and of course she understood why.
No wonder Zhang Bao said that his master didn't want to be seen. If the news spreads, the whole world would be boiling. This holy bear would be surrounded and pursued by countless people. Even the demons and beasts would intervene. By then, it would not have a safe life for a day.
So much hair...
How many talisman pens can be made? No wonder Zhang Bao said that the master didn't want people to see it...
By the way, why call Master Shengxiong? Haven’t you looked at the holy light of merits and holy light on him?
The soft and gentle light, the beautiful and dazzling aura... Although Miao Yuniang grew up listening to the horror stories of the beast tribe and the demon tribe when she was a child, her only thought after seeing this Holy Bear was...
(╯▽╰) It smells so good~~
"Okay, as long as you know, Zhang Bao is my apprentice. You can take care of him more on weekdays, and I'll leave."
Chen Yu stared at Miao Yuniang fiercely. This woman had a problem with her mind. She had only known each other for less than ten minutes and she became familiar with her. It was really wrong for you, a woman!
"All right……"
Miao Yuniang withdrew her hand and her idea of quietly pulling it out was dashed - of course it was not really pulling it out, but just wanted to touch it and smell it. The big bear in front of her was so cute, it was a little shy...
Of course, this is her personal feeling.
"Stay obediently in the Sea God Temple, don't run around, don't go out within an hour!"
Chen Yu warned sternly and walked out of the Temple of the Sea God with one shaking step and three steps.
Alas, those dead clothes are not suitable and they are all kinds of damaged. Alas... don't look at my back...
I'm going to go outside to change my clothes.
To be continued...